The most absent-minded of clergymen was a Methodist minister who served several churches each Sunday, riding from one to another on horseback. One Sunday morning he went to the stable while still meditating on his sermon and attempted to saddle the horse. After a long period of toil, he aroused to the fact that he [...]

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The mother called in vain for her young son. Then she searched the ground floor, the first story, the second, and the attic—all in vain. Finally, she climbed to the trap door in the roof, pushed it open, and cried: “John Henry, are you out there?” An answer came clearly: “No, mother. Have you looked [...]

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Couldn’t wait a while, so here’s another What is this Picture Look at the picture below and take a guess in the comments field as to what you think it might be. This one is easier than the last one. Click to see full picture Another cropped image, so you are seeing part of the [...]

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SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control. Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. Funny Beer Drinking Joke Submitted by Dave the Wave

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According to recent polls, 51% of the people are in the majority. A new government 10 year survey cost $10,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population. Did you know that 79.789% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the polling method [...]

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The man of the house finally took all the disabled umbrellas to the repairer’s. Next morning on his way to his office, when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the umbrella belonging to a woman beside him, for he was in the habit of carrying one. The woman [...]

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Here’s another What is this Picture Look at the picture below and take a guess in the comments field as to what you think it might be. This is a hard one IMO, you may walk past something like this everyday, but because of our busy hectic lives I doubt you actually notice it. Another [...]

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An American tourist and his wife, after their return from abroad, were telling of the wonders seen by them at the Louvre in Paris. The husband mentioned with enthusiasm a picture which represented Adam and Eve and the serpent in the Garden of Eden, in connection with the eating of the forbidden fruit. The wife [...]

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The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon, rounded a turn in the path and bumped into a cow. He swept off his hat with a flourish, exclaiming: “I beg your pardon, madam.” Then he observed his error, and was greatly chagrined. Soon, however, again engaged with thoughts of the sermon, he collided with a [...]

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Oh boy, check the image below of a bunch of rednecks at a spelling B

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