Dirty Joke 1
Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.
Dirty Joke 2
Q: After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
A: She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
Dirty Joke 3
Q: But do you know what 6.9 is?
A: A good thing screwed up by a period.
Dirty Joke 4
Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
A: He could read lips!
Dirty Joke 5
Q: Did you hear about the cannibal who committed suicide?
A: He got himself into a real stew.
Dirty Joke 6
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
Dirty Joke 7
Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
A: They couldn’t close his casket.
Dirty Joke 8
Q: Did you hear about the Waffle House waitress they found murdered behind the restaurant dumpster?
A: She was scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, and diced.
Dirty Joke 9
Q: Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested?
A: He was charged with battery.
Dirty Joke 10
Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A: Ate something
Dirty Joke 11
Q: Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took Viagra?
A: She couldn’t get her tongue back in her mouth for a month!
Dirty Joke 12
Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
A: She could taste the blood on her son’s dick!
Dirty Joke 13
Q: How do they say “fuck you” in Los Angeles?
A: Trust me.
Dirty Joke 14
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Dirty Joke 15
Q: How do you clear out a Afghan bingo game?
A: Call B52
Dirty Joke 16
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Dirty Joke 17
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: It’s not hard.
Dirty Joke 18
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Dirty Joke 19
Q: How do you get retards out of a tree?
A: Wave to them!
Dirty Joke 20
Q: How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100?
A: Pull some strings.