Look at the picture below and take a guess in the comments field as to what you think it might be. This is a hard one IMO, you may walk past something like this everyday, but because of our busy hectic lives I doubt you actually notice it.

Another cropped image, this time it’s cut almost in half, so you only see half the picture

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My Ode to an Ethical Canadian SEO Expert/Consultant

Canadian fish are the food of the sea and suppliers of caviar at $45 an ounce, where Canadian bears fear to tread the lowly otter creature builds upon strong ethical marketing foundations of life and liberty and the strong/weak Canadian dollar, taking solace in the protective under shades they so construct with undying ethical toils of love, devotion and a buck toothed SEO smiles of an ethical SEO expert from Canada.

Demonic vampires, once harboured as angels strike at my souls with expert resolve, but leave my laces and soft leather uppers (made in Canada) intact, what strange sick twisted unethical game do they play with their helpless SEO web market prey, taunting my every waking moment with expert precision, why, why, why this ethical consultant, yes ethical I say thrice! My fading ethical Canadian blood boils to the last drop, drained of life, but not of SEO hope for hope is within the self righteous, self proclaimed, self deluded ethical Canadian SEO expert (insert link here :-)).

God or Google, no, the God of Google will judge the judges for judging me, my life, my ways, my Canadian SERPs and ethics, you are so judged for your ethics and life choices, for your SEO web market business indiscretions, vile beast of the nightingale lark bird of doom so once disguised as a SEO goldenboy martyr in waiting, once so great an SEO expert, now so lowly SEO Lucifer incarnate, please, oh please, please, please return my consultants honour and SEO ethics intact I beseech you master of the blackhat SEO arts! If not for myself then for Canada, Canada the home of the maple seed of life.

For the Canadian Ethical SEO expert.

From the Non Canadian SEO Fool!

I hope you enjoyed my tongue in cheek Ode to an Ethical SEO Expert it’s style is based on the paranoid ramblings of a self proclaimed Canadian Ethical SEO consultant (yes someone actually writes like that for real and he’s from Canada!) who has been attacking myself (some know me as SEO Dave, in real life I’m an SEO Expert at SEO Gold Services) and a couple of other SEO experts (from JezSta SEO Services) on the NG alt.internet.search-engines.

The attacks are because one of us pointed out his ethical SEO preachings are not what he practices and his main SEO advice that (text links aren’t important!!) could harm a businesses search engine rankings, especially in Google since links are essential to Google rankings.

We think his advice is unethical!

A friend of mine has the top search result for the Ethical SEO Expert SERP on Google for her Ethical SEO Expert article and one of my pages is second for Ethical SEO Expert as well.

Congratulations on some very fast rankings Stacey of JezSta who is also not Canadian (note: I don’t have a problem with Canadians or Canada, considered moving there).

The self proclaimed ethical SEO guy decided to reopen the wounds recently (see comments below) and so I’ve now optimised this page to include Canadian/Canada SERPs.

You were warned Canada Fred!

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Look at the picture below and take a guess in the comments field as to what you think it might be. This one is easier than the last one.

Click to see full picture

Another cropped image, so you are seeing part of the picture

Basically a Blog Comment Game called What is this Picture.

So look at the picture below and take a guess in the comments field as to what you think it might be. I don’t think anyone will get this one and it’s got an interesting story behind it involving the police!!

All I’ve done to obscure it is crop the surrounding material from the image, so you are looking at the center of the picture. there is no other editing or manipulation, this is a picture of something real.

I’ll eventually link the above image to the original (not on the server yet, so no point trying to guess the file name :-)). Since this blog is new will probably keep this running for a month or so or until there are say 10 good guesses (wrong of course, I’m very confident no one will get this one :-)).

Update: well Ray was so close I’ve now uploaded the full picture. Click the image above to see the original image.

It’s a picture of the back of my head after an assault, you can also see a scratch on my ear! To cut a long story short someone attacked me and during the attack he bit the back of my head (no kidding!!).

I’m alright though, because I fought back and might have broken the attackers nose. Comparing a broken nose to a red mark and some swelling on the back my head that only hurt when touched (so no touching it :-)) and which is almost gone less than a week later I think he came off worse (a broken nose can cause all sorts of problems long term :-)).

Police are involved (made a police statement today and injury photos the day after the assault) so with a little luck he’ll be locked up for a little while to contemplate his actions.

She told him that the roast wouldn’t come out perfect if she didn’t do it the way her Grandmother cooked it.

She had her family over for dinner and when the young woman put the roast on the table she told her Grandmother she hoped she made it like she always did?

Her Grandmother said it was good but wondered why the ends where cut?

The girl stated that was the way she always seen her make it!

The Grandmother said child that was to make the roast fit into the pan.

A Young married woman was cooking her first turkey, She put it in the sink to thaw out and called her mom and said I got the turkey out thawing just like you taught me.

It is in the sink with the dish drainer on top of it.

Her mom asked why would she put the dish drainer on the top if she didn’t have a cat.:-)

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