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	<title>Really Funny Stuff</title>
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		<title>Racist White Jokes</title>
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Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can&#8217;t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Racist Nigger Jokes</title>
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Racist Nigger Joke 1
How do you get a nigger out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Racist Nigger Joke 2
What are 3 things you can not give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
Racist Nigger Joke 3
What do you call a nigger going down a water slide?
Sewage!
Racist Nigger Joke 4
What do you call [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Liner Black Jokes</title>
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One Liner Black Joke 1
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
One Liner Black Joke 2
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
One Liner Black Joke 3
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Old Age Joke</title>
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&#8220;Do you think I shall live until I&#8217;m ninety, doctor?&#8221;
&#8220;How old are you now?&#8221;
&#8220;Forty.&#8221;
&#8220;Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?&#8221;
&#8220;No. I don&#8217;t drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking; in fact, I haven&#8217;t any vices.&#8221;
&#8220;Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another fifty years for?&#8221;
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		<title>Clever Girlfriend Joke</title>
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Father: &#8220;Well, son, you certainly made a fool of yourself! That girlfriend of yours robbed you of every cent you had.&#8221;
Son: &#8220;Well, dad, you have to hand it to me for picking them clever.&#8221;
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		<title>Rosa Bonheur Joke</title>
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The packer from Chicago admired a picture by Rosa Bonheur.
&#8220;How much is that?&#8221; he demanded. The dealer quoted the price as $5,000.
&#8220;Holy pig&#8217;s feet!&#8221; the magnate spluttered. &#8220;For that money, I can buy live hogs and——&#8221;
His wife nudged him in the ribs, and whispered:
&#8220;Don&#8217;t talk shop.&#8221;
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		<title>Does Your Husband Snore Joke</title>
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&#8220;Tell me, does your husband snore?&#8221;
&#8220;Oh, yes, indeed—so delightfully.&#8221;
&#8220;What?&#8221;
&#8220;Yes, really—he&#8217;s so musical you know, his voice is baritone, he only snores operatic bits, mostly Aida.&#8221;
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		<link>http://www.totallyduh.com/does-your-husband-snore-joke.html</link>
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		<title>A Lost Son Joke</title>
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The mother called in vain for her young son. Then she searched the ground floor, the first story, the second, and the attic—all in vain. Finally, she climbed to the trap door in the roof, pushed it open, and cried:
&#8220;John Henry, are you out there?&#8221;
An answer came clearly:
&#8220;No, mother. Have you looked in the cellar?&#8221;
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		<title>Employment as a Freak Joke</title>
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The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum for employment as a freak, and the following dialogue occurred:
&#8220;Who are you?&#8221;
&#8220;I am Enoch, the egg king.&#8221;
&#8220;What is your specialty?&#8221;
&#8220;I eat three dozen hen&#8217;s eggs, two dozen duck eggs, and one dozen goose eggs, at a single setting.&#8221;
&#8220;Do you know our program?&#8221;
&#8220;What is it?&#8221;
&#8220;We [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.totallyduh.com/employment-as-a-freak-joke.html</link>
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		<title>Shark Attack Joke</title>
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&#8220;Yes, ma&#8217;am,&#8221; the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, &#8220;I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg.&#8221;
&#8220;Merciful providence!&#8221; his hearer gasped. &#8220;And what did you do?&#8221;
&#8220;Let &#8216;im &#8216;ave the leg, o&#8217; course, ma&#8217;am. I never argues with sharks.&#8221;
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