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Short Mexico Jokes
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Why do Mexicans make refried beans?
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?
What is lazy and owns a lawnmower?
A Mexican with a job.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph cause he’s too short to be an essay.
What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?
What do you call a bunch of Mexican stoner’s?
Whats the difference between a smart Mexican and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both fictional characters
What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?
I don’t know either, but imagine that thing picking oranges
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
How does every Mexican joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Why cant Mexicans have a barbecue?
The beans keep falling through the grill
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A car thief who can’t drive!
What do you call an Mexican in the knock-out stages of the World Cup?
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?
Oil of Ol’e.
Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they’ll have something to pick in the winter.
What were the 2 Mexican Fire-fighting Brother’s names?
Hose A and Hose B
What kind of cans are there in Mexico?
What’s a Mexicans favourite book store?
Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?
Cause nobody will look for them?
What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had two cars.
What happens when a Mexican and an ASIAN make a baby?
A car thief who can’t actually drive is born.
Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like?
They both run jump shoot and steal
What do Mexicans and vending machines have in common?
They both take your money and don’t work.
What do you call a little Mexican?
a paragraph cause he’s not an ese yet
Why don’t Mexicans cross the border in 3’s?
Because it says no trespassing
How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest?
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light-bulb?
What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook?
Steal a chicken
How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put up a help-wanted sign
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
How do you keep Mexicans from stealing?
Put everything on the top shelf.
What’s a Mexicans favourite sport?
Why can’t Mexicans be firemen?
They can’t tell the difference between jose and hose b
Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.
Why doesn’t Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!