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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro, sink-o.

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?

What is lazy and owns a lawnmower?
A Mexican with a job.

What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph cause he’s too short to be an essay.

What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?
Arriba McEntire.

What do you call a bunch of Mexican stoner’s?
Baked Beans.

Whats the difference between a smart Mexican and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both fictional characters

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?
I don’t know either, but imagine that thing picking oranges

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

How does every Mexican joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.

Why cant Mexicans have a barbecue?
The beans keep falling through the grill

What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A car thief who can’t drive!

What do you call an Mexican in the knock-out stages of the World Cup?
A Referee.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?
Oil of Ol’e.

Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they’ll have something to pick in the winter.

What were the 2 Mexican Fire-fighting Brother’s names?
Hose A and Hose B

What kind of cans are there in Mexico?

What’s a Mexicans favourite book store?

Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?
Cause nobody will look for them?

What do you call a building full of Mexicans?

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A Beaner-Schnitzel

Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had two cars.

What happens when a Mexican and an ASIAN make a baby?
A car thief who can’t actually drive is born.

Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like?
They both run jump shoot and steal

What do Mexicans and vending machines have in common?
They both take your money and don’t work.

What do you call a little Mexican?
a paragraph cause he’s not an ese yet

Why don’t Mexicans cross the border in 3’s?
Because it says no trespassing

How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light-bulb?
Just Juan

What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook?
Steal a chicken

How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put up a help-wanted sign

What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.

Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

How do you keep Mexicans from stealing?
Put everything on the top shelf.

What’s a Mexicans favourite sport?
Cross country

Why can’t Mexicans be firemen?
They can’t tell the difference between jose and hose b

Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.

Why doesn’t Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!