“Do you think I shall live until I’m ninety, doctor?”
“How old are you now?”
“Forty.”
“Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?”
“No. I don’t drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking; in fact, I haven’t any vices.”
“Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another fifty years for?”




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thats same piese of shit
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michelle you need to go bad to school you dumb bitch
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michelle your fucking dumb you need to study you asshole.
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Umm learn to spell both of you
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my friends grandma walked into a bar and the bartender asked why the long old wrinkly face?!?
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my cat can tell better jokes then that!
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i meant than
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Go to school losers!
Shit joke!Michelle can’t f****** spell. Jokes are F****** SHIT!!! Do something constructive like vandalizing Wikipwedia LOL!
P.S Amy Winehouse is dead LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
What’s a simularatity between a Xbox 360 and Michael Jackson?
Bothare turned on by little kiddies!
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