One Liner Black Joke 1
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
One Liner Black Joke 2
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
One Liner Black Joke 3
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
One Liner Black Joke 4
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
One Liner Black Joke 5
What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
One Liner Black Joke 6
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
One Liner Black Joke 7
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
One Liner Black Joke 8
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
One Liner Black Joke 9
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
One Liner Black Joke 10
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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i watched avatar 3d on shrooms it was kick ass
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Why do niggers walk so weird?
Because they spent the first 9 months dodging a coat hanger.
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What do you do when you run over a black person in your car?
Put that shit in reverse!!!!
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i hate nigger haters so nigger hater suck my dick
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what is the problem of a cadilac with 5 black people driving off a cliff?
….the car holds 6
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A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me ! I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His mum slaps him around the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said !”
So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Gran what you just said !”
So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran “Granny look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.
Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says “I’ve only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate niggers!”
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Q: What do you call a black guy?
A: a nigger, obviously
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what do you call a white guy on a basketball court?
waterboy
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Whats Long,Black,and stinky?
Welfare Application Line.
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What do you call a white guy on a basketball court?
waterboy
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I want to have sex with black girls because their asses are really big and i could touch them and spank them.
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I want to have sex with black girls because their asses are really big and i could touch them.
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….. hes still hanging there
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Q:what do u call a 200 black men running down a mountain
A:mudslide
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Your Bike
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Ok I’m not a racist but this is one of my fvorite black jokes.
Have you ever heard of ku kulx keinevel…..
He tried to jump over 50 niggers with a steam roller
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why do black’s where FLAT BILL HATS
… so the birds want shit on there LIPS
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SHIT ON A STICK 5 CENTS A LICK
…LMFAO COMMENT ON THIS PLZ!!!!!
I HATE ALL NIGGERS LMFAO
DONT YEW?
…PS: I WANT ALL DA BLACKS TO DIE BITCH DIE
….AND I REALLY HATE NIGGERS
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U ONLY HATE NIGGERS BECAUSE YA PROBOBLY SCARED OF NIGGERS AND U PROBOBLY HAVE NO FUKKIN LIFE AND UR MAD U HAVE A small dick AND YA GURL FREIND (IF U HAVE ONE) WANTS TO FUCK THAT NIGGER DICK. AND I WOULD BUST A KNUTT IN EACH UR MOM JUST TO PISS UR LITTLE BITCH ASS.
WUTS UR ADRESS?
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What do you call a gang of niggers waiting for the bus?
A-pack-a-lips-now
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Because we killed the only one who had a dream
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his lips are moving!
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i dont care how much you hate black people, that is THE WORST thing you could ever say! dumbbutt! you need to get a life instead of saying rude things like that. yeah, ive laughed at racist jokes. but they werent as rude, immature and ignorant! GET A LIFE YOU DOUCHEBAG!
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Q: why do black people put mustard on their tootsie rolls?
A:So they dont bite their fingers
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What starts with N and ends with R and u never wanna call a black person?
Neighbor!
The Black Dude
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