Racist jokes can be funny if you don’t take the black jokes personally.
For those reading the JOKES and turn to racist comments grow the hell up, it’s the 21st century our differences are only skin deep you bunch of nigger, white ass beaner rednecks 
The Funny Black Jokes
One Liner Black Jokes 1
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
One Liner Black Jokes 2
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
One Liner Black Jokes 3
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
One Liner Black Jokes 4
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
One Liner Black Jokes 5
What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
One Liner Black Jokes 6
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
One Liner Black Jokes 7
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
One Liner Black Jokes 8
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
One Liner Black Jokes 9
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
One Liner Black Jokes 10
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
More One Liner Black Jokes and Black Jokes.
478 responses to One Liner Black Jokes
its chainsaws that says RUN NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA RUN! Not lawnmowers
thats why i dog out the sno bunnys
Thats just y i pimp these white hoes and their daughters! lol
plus fukum and get them preg and then leave,
Now thats funny, but its not a joke crakers.
DAFUQ
Im white and think ths is retarded this is way too damn racist, little racism is funny but this is just retarded. I guess it was written by inbred people in alabama. Stop writing the word “Nigger” thats racist as shit, drop the er its nigga
YOURASTUPIDFUK
Your stupid. Why are you on a N\website with NIGGER jokes if you dont like them?
THEEE FUQ
thats racist. thats why yall going to hell blacks & whites hispanics chinese anything, we are all the same. we just act different. & now white people are trying to act like black people.. the blacks NEVER wanted to act like the white people because the white people were always rude, disrespectful, & treated the blacks like dogs.. now whites want to be like blacks. so get a life & stop making racist jokes god made us all.
Black Jokes
Black jokes
how do u know when a black chick is pregnant?
when she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton has been picked.
what do apples and black ppl have in conman?
the both look well hung from trees.
if Obama and a apple fall from a tree witch one will hit the ground first?
the apple Obama is hanging.
ha
lmfaooo good ones!
hei
I’ve read all this comment’s and I can’t help but wonder what’s wrong with all the racist people it makes me sad that people think of black people as a stupid race.
I might not be black but we’re equals.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
Jail break
To the white men hate me guy, you are fucking pathetic saying that shit is fucking nasty and I wouldn’t touch you or your “brothas” with my fucking neighbors hands get off that high horse that WHITE people put you on before you get the shit knocked out of you
Blurred
All the racist jokes, hatred and dislike for AfricanAmerican’s does not in my opinion effect our progression, nor does it reverse the positive impacts the culture as a whole has provided . Nevertheless, it only takes one person to shit in the pool for people to get out. Fact is more whites r on welfare, more whites r n jail, more whites commit perverse crimes. But the one negro that spells incorrectly n speaks improperly sets us back 4 generations smh….
Black Jokes
Statistics Nigga'
Wheres your proof, Nigga’? In 2012, black men were incarcerated at a rate of 3,074 per 100,000 residents; Latinos were incarcerated at 1,258 per 100,000, and white men were incarcerated at 459 per 100,000. And those are facts!
Black ass hole
Fuck of porch monkeys get a fucking job u fucking, ghosts,spook,porch monkey
fuck em
Why dont niggers dream? B/c the last one that did got shot!!!!!
Why is aspirin white and not black? B/c they actually work
dumb niggz
no worries they wrinkle before us black dnt crack baby neither do we have nasty looking veins
For all you black people getting upset see the white man is jus insecure. Because they know blacks are superior and inferior to them so the only thing their little cracker brains can think to say is silly ignorant hate messages so sad and the end of the day the black man sitting in the white house enjoying. Their money now shit that out honkies and please stop having sex with your sisters and mothers it. Just nasty deuces
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Dumbass
Because that made sense you dumb coon!
fuck you nigger!we are superior. obviously you were our slaves, we werent yours. the south will rise again
White folks come here so WE can laugh ourselves out of our minds.
Black People come here with the thought ” Hey man, whats dis?”
Eventually we fight when a line’s crossed… then the cycle continues
What do you call a black person in a racially chared argument?
Outnumbered but qualified
Lets get more creative with the jokes guys, Im tryin to get high on life…
Literally
A white man walks in a black bar with a shirt that says I hate black people. The bartender say I wouldn’t were that here. He asks why. The bartender say there three black people over there.
The first 1 comes up and says Wat ur shirt say and walks away.
white guy says, that’s one thing I hate about black people, they can’t read.
The next one comes up and says Wat u say and sits back down.
white guy says, that’s another thing about black people, they can’t hear.
The last one says lets go outside to the white guy and u here three gun shots. The bartender says I feel bad for him. The white dude walks back in and says, that’s another thing about black people they bring a knife to a gun fight
Black Jokes
I saw the funniest black joke the other day…
It was a picture of Obama
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