One Liner Black Joke 1
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
One Liner Black Joke 2
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
One Liner Black Joke 3
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
One Liner Black Joke 4
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
One Liner Black Joke 5
What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
One Liner Black Joke 7
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
One Liner Black Joke 9
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
One Liner Black Joke 10
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Here’s a funny black joke
What starts with N and ends with R and u never wanna call a black person?
Neighbor!
The Black Dude
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Q: why do black people put mustard on their tootsie rolls?
A:So they dont bite their fingers
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why do all black people have nightmares?
Because we killed the only one who had a dream
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how can you tell if a nigger is liein?
his lips are moving!
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i dont get it stupid
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i dont care how much you hate black people, that is THE WORST thing you could ever say! dumbbutt! you need to get a life instead of saying rude things like that. yeah, ive laughed at racist jokes. but they werent as rude, immature and ignorant! GET A LIFE YOU DOUCHEBAG!
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shut up
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what the fuck u wack ass white ass mofos how about u go to white jokes on google laugh it up white asses
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because white jokes are not funny NIGGER jokes are funny
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What do you call a gang of niggers waiting for the bus?
A-pack-a-lips-now
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WAT DO U CALL A NIGGER WIT A PEG LEG???
SHIT ON A STICK 5 CENTS A LICK
…LMFAO COMMENT ON THIS PLZ!!!!!
I HATE ALL NIGGERS LMFAO
DONT YEW?
…PS: I WANT ALL DA BLACKS TO DIE BITCH DIE
….AND I REALLY HATE NIGGERS
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U ONLY HATE NIGGERS BECAUSE YA PROBOBLY SCARED OF NIGGERS AND U PROBOBLY HAVE NO FUKKIN LIFE AND UR MAD U HAVE A small dick AND YA GURL FREIND (IF U HAVE ONE) WANTS TO FUCK THAT NIGGER DICK. AND I WOULD BUST A KNUTT IN EACH UR MOM JUST TO PISS UR LITTLE BITCH ASS.
WUTS UR ADRESS?
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Dis weak ass Internet geek talkin bout he hates Black ppl I bet he listen to Lil wayne songs watchin Lebron Highlights right now…Oh and I fucked a white woman yesterday while her husband was at work…true story.
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first thing , i hate lil wayne. but that doesn’t matter! you need to calm down! people just LOVE to piss others off. they are immature . but don’t push it!
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Oh man can you believe all these cray black people lol they think all the white girls want thier black dicks lol. Truth is they dont want to live off welfare and they dont want AIDS so us white guys get the ghetto booty black girls and the white girls. Sorry black guys you can stick to your fried chicken. Lil Wayne woot woot
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i hate niggers too!!!
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reply to yo mama
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listen u stupid ass cracker ass mutherfucker ima kill yo white ass just like they did in the movie roots and yo mamma is my hoe bitch dont fall asleep cuz you gonna smell onion then you gonna die you crazy mother fuker just wait till i find yo white ass BITCH try onion boy he gonna get you ima the only nig you will call me daddy just like yo momma did last night
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Wait why will he smell onion? Wait i get it you ate onion rings with your fried chicken and Kool-aid. lol black peolpe suck lol
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all you niggers do is talk shit,you need to stop, face the facts nobody likes you because you smell like shit and think your the best at everything.
Whats the most confusing day in the getto?
Fathers Day.
Your fathers dont want to deal with you any more because u ruin their life just like they ruined yours
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ha your comment was really funny i liked it
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Yeh I agree with that down syndrome guy, ur probablt hatin because the average size for a white guys dick (( a FULLY white guy, cus if they have black in them it will double in size)) is 5.5 inches ( lmao how small) while a black guy average is 7.5 inches i would be hatin black guys too. so u red neck guys (who can only be rascist because there is a computer screen and many miles betwwen u and those black people) need to get back to fuckin ur cousins in ur shacks in texas and try and join the real world.
If u haven’t noticed at this moment in time the world is ruled by a half black guy, and the majority of the most sucessful people are either black or european ( not english or white american)
not including bill gates who is the most generous fair and un-racsist whiteguy on the planet, if he wanted his computers were being used to be abusive to people who aren’t white he would have called his company Niggersoft instead of microsoft.
So u racist white peeps take ur Itty Bitty kiddy testicles or hairy smelly ugly vaginas and go make a use of urselves go get blew up in Iraq by a Camel humper atleast then we can consider u as being worth something.
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why do black’s where FLAT BILL HATS
… so the birds want shit on there LIPS
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Ok I’m not a racist but this is one of my fvorite black jokes.
Have you ever heard of ku kulx keinevel…..
He tried to jump over 50 niggers with a steam roller
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What does the black kid get for Christmas?
Your Bike
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no we get yo chop sticks
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Q:what do u call a 200 black men running down a mountain
A:mudslide
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do u no i have a black person in my family tree!?!?!?!
….. hes still hanging there
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and do u know i have a white person in my family tree he still gettin hia ass whipped u deer hunting red necked ass cracker
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Whats Long,Black,and stinky?
Welfare Application Line.
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What do you call a white guy on a basketball court?
waterboy
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I want to have sex with black girls because their asses are really big and i could touch them and spank them.
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niggers are dirty why would you want to tuch there ass you fucking pig all niggers must hang ………………ps.. how do youfuck a fat nigger …flip through the rolls untill you smell shit and back up one
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I want to have sex with black girls because their asses are really big and i could touch them.
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Q: What do you call a black guy?
A: a nigger, obviously
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what do you call a white guy on a basketball court?
waterboy
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what yo mama gne get? and ass whipping obviously
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A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me ! I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His mum slaps him around the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said !”
So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Gran what you just said !”
So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran “Granny look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.
Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says “I’ve only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate niggers!”
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One Liner Black Jokes
this joke iz old n dumbbb azz hellllllll
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what is the problem of a cadilac with 5 black people driving off a cliff?
….the car holds 6
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listen here u honkey u betta shut yo face
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what do you call 1000000000 black men at the bottom of the ocean…… a good start
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What do you do when you run over a black person in your car?
Put that shit in reverse!!!!
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i hate nigger haters so nigger hater suck my dick
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u must b a NIGGER lover
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think!!!u say monkeys rule?
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Why do niggers walk so weird?
Because they spent the first 9 months dodging a coat hanger.
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hahahhahaha funny shiiiiiiiittttt
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i watched avatar 3d on shrooms it was kick ass
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Why do U never see black people on cruise ships?
Cus they’ll never fall for that one again haha
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Racism isn’t necessary in this day and age, maybe 370 years ago but not now
What do u call a white guys dick?
Small, obviously
What do u do at night if ur tv is floating?
Turn the light on and blast the blud clart nigga!
Why does beyonce sing “to the left,to the left”?
Becus black people have no rights haha
What do u call a bunch of black people burried up to thier necks?
Afro-Turf xD
White hillbilly dad: Whatcha doin boy?
White hillbilly son: Trying to kill my pidgeon
White hillbilly dad: how?
White hillbilly son: by throwing it out of the window
White hillbilly dad: Stupid boy pidgeons can fly,
White hillbilly son: Oh yeah ur right, i’ll go and try to drown my fish again
White hillbilly dad: Thats my boy!
Some of these aren’t mine but my bro insited i included them ( hill billy joke is sh!t)
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What do u call it wen a white woman has sex with a black man?
Rape
What do u call a black guy Married to a white girl?
the 21st century ( racism isn’t cool unless its funny)
Peace!!!
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One Liner Black Jokes
eyy dood thatz nottt right my momz white n my dadz black so stfu!!!!
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So many racist guys out there and wen one guy who isn’t racist makes jokes he gets dislikes Lmao, I’m very proud to be white but there are some dum red neck honkies out there who still think a black guy if a farm tool, let it go we have a black president now(i’m suprised he hasn’t been shot)
also did u know that the majority of the kkk voted for obama over hilary clinton because they don’t want a female president
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Q: Why did Crime Stoppers pay a black lady $200?
A: She got an abortion
Q: Why are black peoples noses so wide?
A: because thats where god put his foot when he was ripping off there tails
Q: How do you stop a black person from drowning?
A: take your foot off the back of his head
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these jokes are oldd
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Why do niggers act like EVERYONE owes them?
idk…
1.For all the black ppl: YOU were NOT enslaved..
nor do u know a living person that WAS a slave..
2.You DO NOT know a living white person that
owned a slave.. so get the fuck over it, its WAYYY
past (majority) your time..
You cant use that excuse anymore.. and i dont get how the fuck it ever flew anyway..
its fuckin retarded.. its like charging the whole white race for murder if 1 white person comited a murder.. makes no sense. so stfu. please
im not racist.
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i feell u dood… buh there iz still sum rasic peepz out there… i dnt think its right its jus a color
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You sir, are a dumbass, learn to spell for god’s sake. you must be absolutely retarded.
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yeah it is just a color, a color of a black dude and a whole race that nobody likes and wants them to go back to being slaves, they deserve it they think they own everything and r the best at everything, black people can fuck off and get a job for fucking once.
How do you shingle a roof?
Depends on how thin you slice them.
Its true and will stay that way
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I DON’t HATE SHYT BUT YALL SICK..THT SHIT IS NOT FUNNY THTS Y ALL YALL crazy people gone ROTT IN HELL.. BLUE EYE’D DEVILZ
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Wow calm down it is funny but who cares if blacks are different they are just like us only different colour. Ps.spook
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What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?
The NBA.
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