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  • Here’s a funny black joke

    What starts with N and ends with R and u never wanna call a black person?

    Neighbor!

    The Black Dude

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  • Q: why do black people put mustard on their tootsie rolls?
    A:So they dont bite their fingers

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  • why do all black people have nightmares?
    Because we killed the only one who had a dream

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    • HOnKIE KILLER
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      because white jokes are not funny NIGGER jokes are funny

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    • LIKE I SAID BEFORE….THERE ISNT ANYTHING YOU CAN SAY ABOUT BEING WHITE AS A BAD THING…LOL WE ARE WHITE AND SUPERIOR …WHITE JOKES ARE FUNNY BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE WHAT WE ARE ….ALWAYS BETTER. WHITE PRIDE AND BLESSED BY THE GRACE OF GOD TO BE A WHITE WOMEN…=]

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    • I DID LOOK AT THE WHITE JOKES….SO FRICKEN LAME….ARENT BLACKS AND JEWS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY?…WELL ALL THOSE JOKES WERE WAY SUCKY

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  • What do you call a gang of niggers waiting for the bus?

    A-pack-a-lips-now

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  • nigger hater
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    WAT DO U CALL A NIGGER WIT A PEG LEG???
    SHIT ON A STICK 5 CENTS A LICK

    …LMFAO COMMENT ON THIS PLZ!!!!!
    I HATE ALL NIGGERS LMFAO
    DONT YEW?

    …PS: I WANT ALL DA BLACKS TO DIE BITCH DIE
    ….AND I REALLY HATE NIGGERS

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    • down syndrome face
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      U ONLY HATE NIGGERS BECAUSE YA PROBOBLY SCARED OF NIGGERS AND U PROBOBLY HAVE NO FUKKIN LIFE AND UR MAD U HAVE A small dick AND YA GURL FREIND (IF U HAVE ONE) WANTS TO FUCK THAT NIGGER DICK. AND I WOULD BUST A KNUTT IN EACH UR MOM JUST TO PISS UR LITTLE BITCH ASS.

      WUTS UR ADRESS?

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      • Dis weak ass Internet geek talkin bout he hates Black ppl I bet he listen to Lil wayne songs watchin Lebron Highlights right now…Oh and I fucked a white woman yesterday while her husband was at work…true story.

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        • first thing , i hate lil wayne. but that doesn’t matter! you need to calm down! people just LOVE to piss others off. they are immature . but don’t push it!

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        • WOW ….YOU NIGGERS SURE MAKE YOURSELVES LOOK SO FUCKIN AWSOME….LOL…YOU FUCKIN RETARD THATS NOT A WHITE WOMAN ….THATS A MUDD DRAGGER….AND HER HUSBAND OVIOSLY IS WHITE ….HE GOES TO WORK!!!! YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN ON THAT ONE AND YOU JUST PROVED US WHITE RACED PEOPLE CORRECT…..THANK YOU ….KNEW IT CAUSE YOU BLEW IT

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      • NOT A BLACK GUY
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        Oh man can you believe all these cray black people lol they think all the white girls want thier black dicks lol. Truth is they dont want to live off welfare and they dont want AIDS so us white guys get the ghetto booty black girls and the white girls. Sorry black guys you can stick to your fried chicken. Lil Wayne woot woot

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        • THAT TOTALLY MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH …..I DO NOT KNOW ONE WHITE CHICK THAT DOESNT ALMOST VOMIT WHEN A NIGGER THINKS WE WANT THEM ….OR WHEN THEY THINK WE WOULD EVEN LOOK THERE WAY….SICKENING….THERE SHOULD BE A WARNING LABEL ON PORN IF THERE IS A NIGGER IN IT

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    • i hate niggers too!!!

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    • Kunta Kintae
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      reply to yo mama

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    • listen u stupid ass cracker ass mutherfucker ima kill yo white ass just like they did in the movie roots and yo mamma is my hoe bitch dont fall asleep cuz you gonna smell onion then you gonna die you crazy mother fuker just wait till i find yo white ass BITCH try onion boy he gonna get you ima the only nig you will call me daddy just like yo momma did last night

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      • NOT A BLACK GUY
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        Wait why will he smell onion? Wait i get it you ate onion rings with your fried chicken and Kool-aid. lol black peolpe suck lol

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        • all you niggers do is talk shit,you need to stop, face the facts nobody likes you because you smell like shit and think your the best at everything.

          Whats the most confusing day in the getto?

          Fathers Day.

          Your fathers dont want to deal with you any more because u ruin their life just like they ruined yours

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        • ha your comment was really funny i liked it

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    • Barrack Obama is half white
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      Yeh I agree with that down syndrome guy, ur probablt hatin because the average size for a white guys dick (( a FULLY white guy, cus if they have black in them it will double in size)) is 5.5 inches ( lmao how small) while a black guy average is 7.5 inches i would be hatin black guys too. so u red neck guys (who can only be rascist because there is a computer screen and many miles betwwen u and those black people) need to get back to fuckin ur cousins in ur shacks in texas and try and join the real world.
      If u haven’t noticed at this moment in time the world is ruled by a half black guy, and the majority of the most sucessful people are either black or european ( not english or white american)
      not including bill gates who is the most generous fair and un-racsist whiteguy on the planet, if he wanted his computers were being used to be abusive to people who aren’t white he would have called his company Niggersoft instead of microsoft.
      So u racist white peeps take ur Itty Bitty kiddy testicles or hairy smelly ugly vaginas and go make a use of urselves go get blew up in Iraq by a Camel humper atleast then we can consider u as being worth something.

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      • OMG….YOU SO FUCKIN SUCK ITS SO SAD…MY SON IN LAW JUST GOT BACK FROM IRAQ …YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT …..WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT WHITE MEN HAVE LITTLE DICKS? IF I HAD A BIG GASH/GAP LIKE YOU …I GUESS I WOULD NEED SOMETHIN TO FILL IN THAT NASTY PURPLE WHOLE….EVER THINK ABOUT CEMENT BITCH? IF YOU SEE A NIGGER FUCKIN WITH A WHITE WOMEN…..SHE WAS NEVER WHITE TO BEGIN WITH….WE LOSE NOTHING OF ANY VALUE…..SO SORRY …IM NOT A NASTY NIGGER LOVE …AND BTW….GET EDUCATED…WE ARE ALL BUILT TO SUITE OUR OWN RACE…SO IF WHITE MEN DO HAVE LITTLE DICKS THEN I HAVE A LIL PUSSY YOU WORN OUT NIGGER WHORE….AAAAAWWWW POOR OLE NIGGER HATTIN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! =]

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        • 14 year old Mexican
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          a

          Are u guys really fukin racist….First of all u r fukin gross…Im talkin bout the white lady…
          First of all: White guys hav little diks
          2nd: Blak guys are kool
          3rd: Bitch i bet youre vajina is purple because u liked to blow and get fuked by your dad.
          4th: Youre immature u white slut
          5th: Youre pussy got worned out by a blk guy
          6th: the blak guy is just speaking the truth
          7th: youre probablly a fat ass white bitch who doesnt work beacause her family alreaady has more money than they need so u brag about having sex when youre still a fukin virgin wit a fat ass.
          8th: if u ever see this message you are probably gunna say “hes a wetbak wtf does he knoe” etc. Fuk u bitch

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      • 1 nigger down, too many to go.
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        Fuck you "Barrack Obama is half white"

        Yeah, Obama is half white, he’s also half black. Thats why he’s gettin his half nigger ass kicked out on the street come the 2012 election. Can’t wait for Total Country Crash on August 2nd, 2011. Thanks for nothing you Son of Bitch.

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    • INDEED I DO….THE ONLY GOOD NIGGER IS AN EXTINCT NIGGER… I DONT NEED A NIGGER TO DO MY WORK FOR ME ….IM A VERY ABLED WHITE WOMEN …..I WOULD RATHER THEM NOT TOUCH ANY THING THAT I OWN …..DID YOU KNOW THAT IN CALIFORNIA …WHEN A NIGGER FAMILY MOVES IN NEXT TO YOU …IT BRINGS YOUR PROPERTY VALUE DOWN…..SAME WITH BEANERS

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    • IF YOU BLACK PORCH MONKEYS HAVE TO LIE TO YOURSELF ….I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW…….TO FEEL LIKE YOU ARE INCLUDED IN ANYTHING A WHITE , SUPERIOR PERSON WANTS….LMFAO……WHATEVERS CLEVER ….TO THE NIGGER THAT THINKS IM SCARED OF BLACKS…LMFWAO!!! REALLY?!!! YOU KEEP PROVING ME RIGHT …..DUMB ASS ROOT

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  • Ok I’m not a racist but this is one of my fvorite black jokes.

    Have you ever heard of ku kulx keinevel…..

    He tried to jump over 50 niggers with a steam roller

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  • What does the black kid get for Christmas?

    Your Bike

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  • Q:what do u call a 200 black men running down a mountain

    A:mudslide

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  • do u no i have a black person in my family tree!?!?!?!

    ….. hes still hanging there

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    • Kunta Kintae
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      and do u know i have a white person in my family tree he still gettin hia ass whipped u deer hunting red necked ass cracker

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      • AGAIN…CANT INSULT A WHITE MAN FOR BEING WHITE….SO FUCKIN STUPID….ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH BEING WHITE = NO INSULT DIDNT YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM HISTORY
        ?

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      • bitch

        listen here bitch ass nigger u and all ur little porchmonkey ass freinds need to go bock to africa. atleast there the transportation is better for ya… just look at all those trees! u black ass nigger. hey why are asprins white?… because they work!!!

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  • Whats Long,Black,and stinky?

    Welfare Application Line.

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    • VIKINGS RULE
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      What do you call a white guy on a basketball court?

      waterboy

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      • VIKINGS RULE
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        I want to have sex with black girls because their asses are really big and i could touch them and spank them.

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        • niggers are dirty why would you want to tuch there ass you fucking pig all niggers must hang ………………ps.. how do youfuck a fat nigger …flip through the rolls untill you smell shit and back up one

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      • VIKINGS RULE
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        I want to have sex with black girls because their asses are really big and i could touch them.

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  • Q: What do you call a black guy?
    A: a nigger, obviously

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  • A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me ! I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!”

    WHACK ! His mum slaps him around the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said !”

    So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”

    WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Gran what you just said !”

    So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran “Granny look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”

    WHACK ! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.

    Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says “I’ve only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate niggers!”

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  • what is the problem of a cadilac with 5 black people driving off a cliff?

    ….the car holds 6

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  • Nigger Hater
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    What do you do when you run over a black person in your car?
    Put that shit in reverse!!!!

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  • Nigger Hater
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    Why do niggers walk so weird?
    Because they spent the first 9 months dodging a coat hanger.

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  • cool cat jack
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    i watched avatar 3d on shrooms it was kick ass

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    • Nigger need 2 die
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      you’re fucking retarded….get back to my farm and pick my cotton…and dont worry i’ll get the cotton out of the aspirin bottle for ya biatch

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  • Clu clux clam
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    Why do U never see black people on cruise ships?

    Cus they’ll never fall for that one again haha

    P.s.
    Racism isn’t necessary in this day and age, maybe 370 years ago but not now :)

    What do u call a white guys dick?
    Small, obviously
    What do u do at night if ur tv is floating?
    Turn the light on and blast the blud clart nigga!

    Why does beyonce sing “to the left,to the left”?
    Becus black people have no rights haha

    What do u call a bunch of black people burried up to thier necks?
    Afro-Turf xD

    White hillbilly dad: Whatcha doin boy?
    White hillbilly son: Trying to kill my pidgeon
    White hillbilly dad: how?
    White hillbilly son: by throwing it out of the window
    White hillbilly dad: Stupid boy pidgeons can fly,
    White hillbilly son: Oh yeah ur right, i’ll go and try to drown my fish again
    White hillbilly dad: Thats my boy!

    Some of these aren’t mine but my bro insited i included them ( hill billy joke is sh!t)

    Rate these multi-racial jokes

    P.S.S.
    What do u call it wen a white woman has sex with a black man?

    Rape

    What do u call a black guy Married to a white girl?
    the 21st century ( racism isn’t cool unless its funny)

    Peace!!!

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    • =( itz anthonyy
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      eyy dood thatz nottt right my momz white n my dadz black so stfu!!!!

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      • Barrack Obama is half white
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        So many racist guys out there and wen one guy who isn’t racist makes jokes he gets dislikes Lmao, I’m very proud to be white but there are some dum red neck honkies out there who still think a black guy if a farm tool, let it go we have a black president now(i’m suprised he hasn’t been shot)
        also did u know that the majority of the kkk voted for obama over hilary clinton because they don’t want a female president

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        • UUUUMMM YOUR DUMB AS HELL IM A CHICK SO ….DOESNT MATTER IVE KICKED A DUDES ASS BEFORE …LOL IT WAS A JOKE AND I WOULDNT DEPEND ON A NIGGER TO DO MY WORK FOR ME….IM WHITE AND IF I HAD TO DO IT MYSELF ….ITS NOT A PROBLEM….AND I DONT THINK A WOMAN NEEDS TO RUN THIS COUNTRY…..AND I NEVER SAID I LOOK UP TO THE KKK……SILLY FOOL….I HAVE TO GO GET SOME SLEEP….YOU NIGGERS KEEP ON BEING NIGGERS !!! WHITE POWER

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    • Nigger need 2 die
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      TV Joke….

      what do you say when you see your tv floating in the middle of the night?
      “Drop it nigger”

      what do you say when you see your fridge floating in the middle of the night?
      NOTHING that’s a big nigger

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  • Q: Why did Crime Stoppers pay a black lady $200?
    A: She got an abortion

    Q: Why are black peoples noses so wide?
    A: because thats where god put his foot when he was ripping off there tails

    Q: How do you stop a black person from drowning?
    A: take your foot off the back of his head

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  • Why do niggers act like EVERYONE owes them?

    idk…

    1.For all the black ppl: YOU were NOT enslaved..
    nor do u know a living person that WAS a slave..
    2.You DO NOT know a living white person that
    owned a slave.. so get the fuck over it, its WAYYY
    past (majority) your time..
    You cant use that excuse anymore.. and i dont get how the fuck it ever flew anyway..
    its fuckin retarded.. its like charging the whole white race for murder if 1 white person comited a murder.. makes no sense. so stfu. please :)
    im not racist.

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    • =( itz anthonyy
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      i feell u dood… buh there iz still sum rasic peepz out there… i dnt think its right its jus a color

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      • You sir, are a dumbass, learn to spell for god’s sake. you must be absolutely retarded.

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      • yeah it is just a color, a color of a black dude and a whole race that nobody likes and wants them to go back to being slaves, they deserve it they think they own everything and r the best at everything, black people can fuck off and get a job for fucking once.

        How do you shingle a roof?

        Depends on how thin you slice them.
        Its true and will stay that way

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      • 1 nigger down, too many to go.
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        Ya know, you’re right. It WAS just a color. I used to be fine with black people. I used to have alot of black friends, I thought that same thing. And then the nightmare was over, and I woke up in the morning and went to school, where me and my Harvesters of Sorrow followers beat up on black people for shits and giggles because one of them started comin’ onto my sister one day. They believe that people should be afraid of them because they’re black. And in Kentucky, thats just not how it is. I love rollin down 5th Street (The nigger neighborhood) with my Dad sometimes, and blastin Megadeth or Metallica out the windows. Seein all the dirty looks that we get is just the best feeling in the world.

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  • I DON’t HATE SHYT BUT YALL SICK..THT SHIT IS NOT FUNNY THTS Y ALL YALL crazy people gone ROTT IN HELL.. BLUE EYE’D DEVILZ

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  • Wow calm down it is funny but who cares if blacks are different they are just like us only different colour. Ps.spook

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  • What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

    The NBA.

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