One Liner Black Jokes 1
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
One Liner Black Jokes 4
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
One Liner Black Jokes 5
What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
One Liner Black Jokes 6
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
One Liner Black Jokes 7
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
One Liner Black Jokes 8
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
One Liner Black Jokes 9
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
One Liner Black Jokes 10
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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What are three things a black guy cant get?
credit, a fat lip and job
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What do you do if you see an Indian limping through a field? Quit laughing and shoot him again
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit?
A: The Bucket
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you know what josh.i stared out reading the not so funny racist black jokes on another website and then i said lets see whats on the racist white jokes website.and its the same shit.yall keep calling us shit.lol.the shit started to get funny.yall think we’re shit and smell like shit.but all my live thats what we called yall.oh and we say yall smell like wet dog too.yall breath smell like pure shit.
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Black Jokes
hey be quite u stupid nigg we gave u a chance and u guys were lazy that is how u orignally got the name porch monkey but ur people didnt approve of that name and we switched it to nigger so shut the fuck up
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To bad you can’t type. Got to school nigger.
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I keep telling you white bread chicken shits
take your own advice and do spell check.oh and i cant believe you put your ugly face on this website.you should have lied to us and put a pretty face on there,or left it to our imagery
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IMAGERY?
TALK ABOUT SPELL CHECK
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resest basterd fuck off
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Now now now lets be reasonable here,, all the black folk hate the racism levels of these jokes.
I personally don’t class ALL Black people as niggers but only the IGNORANT ones that:
1.Don’t work
2.have a 90% fried chickin diet
3.Have 10 children and don’t support 1
4.don’t use condoms wen they have std’s even though africans could be using them.
5. Sit at home watching BET all day
6. and do all of that other bad nigga shit like crime and gangs
7. Are un-educated because of laziness
But there are RESPECTABLE BLACK PEOPLE that do work and live healthy lifestyles, give to charities and are smart people.( too bad they aren’t all like this) I respect sucessful and unselfish black people but I HATE ignorant selfish stupid black people (Niggas).
So remember wen we make these jokes we are talkin about niggers and not sucessful, smart black people ( 35% of the black population max lol) who I don’t have a problem with
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Black Jokes
nope ur wrong threr all stupid ignornt niggers
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go slap yourself assfuck
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dumb bitch not even funny
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fuck u guys im goin to hollywood!!!
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Happy easter any u guys got cracka eggs?? fuck niggers
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Happy easter any u guys got cracka eggs?? fuck niggers
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Obama, Obamas wife, and oprah are on a plane and obama looks over and says ” I could throw a one hundred dollar bill out the window, wait i dont tell jokes to fat niggers
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fuck u niggas
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yo all you a bunch of lil bitch ass niggas
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whats the difference between big foot and a hard working black man?
big foot has been spotted
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ummm…no the only difference is that the black guy is actually working =D
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why are there only two pallbearers at a black man’s funeral?
cuz there’s only two handles on a garbage can
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im black and i love these jokes, there a good laugh people who are out here yelling” fuck you niqqa” shut up and leaves us people alone alteast most ofus “niqqas” dont go posting shit that we aint start main black rule..DONT START IT END IT
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?
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I am not racist but this one is funny … One day a kid named Paul died and went to heaven and in heaven god said everyone has a job here, and you will have the job of making babies that come from a machine, well on this machine there is a crank you have to turn to make a baby, well paul was turning it at full speed … as time past his hand got tired , when he saw a black baby he yelled “Hey, I BURNT ONE”
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Black Jokes
Why do black people wear hats???
So birds don’t shit on their lips ahahah
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why do white people wear hat? so the sun wont kill them.lol
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keepin it real gurl, u r the heart behind the matter
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Haha…Im black and these jokes are okay I mean if a person dat is racist oward a black person say it to there face.They gonna get fuck up,dead,kidnapped,maybe even rape lol who knows.You guys are just lucky that this is the internet and we don’t know each other…thats why you guys acting real hard haha just umm keeping it real
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fuck all you porch monkey fuckers walking in the middle of the god damn street suck my dick and walk on the fucking sidewalks that you didnt pay for because you cant pay your damn taxes.
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hey keke i cant wait until you fuck with the wrong white guy.
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There was a black guy in my family tree….actually he’s still hanging there
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wow…
why are you guys so mean to black people??? they haven’t done anything wrong:(… i love how you say that like they dont work or they dont have lives… well look at this: our president is black:) and ah who are the dumb ass people making racist jokes here??? stupid white people who HAVE NO LIFE. so how about you jus shut up and worry about your life and not theirs:) they have not done anything wrong … and i know yall say that they steal and kill people and stuff buttah whites are just as guilty. blacks deserve the same amount of respect that we get. and it should always be that way…
my bestfriend is black and i love her more than anything i always got her back.. especially because the fact that she gets hurt by the racist things people say about here:( why do all yall make racist jokes ?? cause yall think its funny when you say it right?? well that laugh sticks wit choo for about what 10 minutes?? well the racist remark that causes the laughs stick with the person(people) it was concerning for the rest of their life. so stop being idiots and get a life…
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Black Jokes
They’re JOKES! Certain people have a certain sense of humor, and maybe these jokes don’t fit your humor. Lighten up and quit preaching to people.
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Taylor Johnson, Blacks don’t do anything except stand in food stamp lines and welfare lines unemployment lines and any line for free stuff that my hard earned tax dollars are paying for.
And you all need to take spelling lessons and grammer lessons. I don’t speak nigger. So I have no idea what most of you are talking about!
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Q what did god say when a black baby was born. A oops I burnt one. Q why don’t black kids like playing in sandboxes. A cuz cats will try to cover them up. Q what’s yellow black and really funny. A a bus full of niggers driving off a cliff. Q why don’t niggers celebrate thanksgiving. A kfc isn’t open on holidays
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why does beyonce say to the left to the left?!
niggas don’t have rights
how do u drown a nigger?!
pop their lips
how do u keep a nigger from drowning?
who cares!!!
a black guy dies and goes to heaven and he says im an angel, god?! god replies nigga u a bat?!
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Q What can a bench do that a nigger can’t. A support a family
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fucking pussys get a fucing life instead of fucking arguing you silly little white pieces of shit.
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fucing?
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A little nigger died and went to heaven where he witnessed God turning little kids into angels. To a little white kid God said, “you’re an angel”…to an Asian kid God said, “you’re an angel”…to a Scandinavian kid God said, “you’re an angel”…Upon seeing this the little black kid got really excited and when his turn came he asked God “am I gonna be an angel?!?” God turned to him and said, “Nigga please…you a bat”!
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Black Jokes
lol i’m black and even i hate black people cause they too violent.
LYNYRD SKYNRD FTW
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leo i dont think your black either but if you are your a stupid mother fucker.you must dont watch the news do you because after you see a black person being violent here comes the angry white guy doing the same thing or worse you ass hole.
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