One Liner Black Jokes 1
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Hey sixth person on the list fuck you, you don’t even know how to phase your sentence I mean”to bad you can’t type, nigger got to school” that deosn’t make shit for sence so you get school dumb bitch
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again you white people need to take your own advice please.
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FUCK THOSE NIGGERS THOSE PIECE OF SHIOT
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fuck u asshole!!! how the fuck would u like it if someone covered u in brown paint and told u that because u were now “black” that u were different than everyone else and you weren’t good enough and no one liked u know!! fuck u! ur probably a dumb old ass redneck who has no fucking life!!! grow the fuck up u fucking dick!! and I’m white!! I’m 13 and I’m smarter than u and I was raised WAY better than u obviously. because u don’t know what the fuck ur talking about!!!!!! I was taught that no race is more superior than another race or religion, the right way to be raised!! go
fucking die in a whole and burn in hell next to
ur best friend satin!!!
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Sure, the right way to be raised is to respect all races and religions, but did your parents not teach you about such vile language? Wow. How about, did they not teach you about keeping your temper? You get a lot farther in making your point when you speak intelligently and not in hatred, the very thing you are speaking against here.
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fuck u 13 year old cock sucker. these are funny jokes and if you take em seriously then u are an idiot.
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FUCKIN NIGGERS GO HANG YO SELF
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you just tried to whore someone and spelled something wrong its doesn’t not “deosn’t” stupid much ?
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Aquado,
You need spell too. You have quite a few misspelled words also. Dumb ass.
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Aquado,
You need spell check too. You have quite a few misspelled words also. Dumb ass.
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yo black people leaving comments talking shit shut your fucking mouth dont like it dont read it your dumbass looked up black jokes why? so you can be offended? thought it would be nice black jokes? your ignorant have a sense of humor these jokes are not only funny as hell but there true would you like to know what makes them true and funny? your dumbass yes thats right its people like you that make not only white people but everybody hate you get a job make a tangible contribution to your society instead of sitting on you lazy asses collecting welfare so you can just go out and get drugs flame this comment all you would like i will not comeback here to read what you have to say and honestly dont care what you have to say because your worthless and will not amount to anything in your life…. good day your filth
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so i read the comments b4 i posted my last comment and i have one more thing to say all you NIGGERS who talk shit and say “say it to a black guys face” well you coon fuck i have and guess what i found out all you NIGGERS are are pussys that talk shit FUCK YOU NIGGERS you aint going to do shit unless you have your NIGGER friends behind you but thats ok theres plenty of rope to go around you faggots your just upset because you wish you were white and you know its true keep talking shit maby you will say something smart FUCK NIGGERS ooooo obamas black .. no hes half white and the only reason he is president is because all you lazy fucking NIGGERS decided to put down your koolaid and kfc and vote and that only worked because you fuck like rats and have 40000 NIGGLETS in a god dam year so you can keep taking money from the government DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND HANG YOURSELF AND SAVE THE WHITE PEOPLE THE TROUBLE YOU DIRTY COONS every black insult in these comments is sad because you all just repeat the same thing i fucke your mom i fucked your girl shut the fuck up you bitches you didnt fuck anybody except your self you pathetic piece of shit stop trying to act hard because your a NIGGER nobody likes you and you dont even know your father and your mothers a crack whore WHITE POWER!!
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i dont wana be white
i think u might have gone a little too far
but the u dont know ur own dad part is funny
cuz i only know a couple black ppl that live w/ their dads
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Why are you so angry? And no I’m not black. I’m White but I don’t agree with your total lack of respect for peoples feelings. I thought these jokes would be funny but your coments are sick, sad and pathetic! My boyfriends in the police and he deals with black people all the time but he equally deals with scummy White people! You need to get use to the fact that we live in a multiple cultral society now and there’s good and bad in everyone. You just sound hateful! Let’s just hope if you need life saving surgery the doctor isn’t black ehy!
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Wow, that’s harsh. They’re just jokes and if black people want to say something about them, they have that right. You don’t have the right to go and insult them when you don’t even know them. Not every black person is connected to the stereotypes so calm down. People like you make this page not fun and annoying for others. Why don’t you stop hating and hang yourself because what you said is just wrong and immature. You’re probably a grown adult and have nothing better to do than sit at your computer and make people feel bad about themselves when you are actually dead inside. Make friends.
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What do you call a nigger with no muscles?
waste of time
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Yeh carry on dissing Niggaz man i dnt fink you white people know what a nigga is man!! When its you white people fuckin black ppl cus u wnt MIXRACED CHILDREN!! Then when that black person gets up and leaves and finds a nice black woman .. you white cunts wana try and tek us black ppl to court and shit. its not the black mans fault if the white gyals wanted big man cock. So all of y’all need to sort all of ur race out and come correct wid dissing niggaz cus its u down low white ppl who love to abuse your own children and shit and drink urself to sleep.
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NIGGER I WILL FUCK YOUR DAY UP II OWNED YOUR GRANDPARENTS AND I CAN OWN YOU U STUPID WASTE OF TIME PIECE OF NIGGER SHIT YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY AND THE ONLY WAY YOU WOULD HAVE A CHANCE IS IF YOU HUNG YOURSELF CAUSE THATS BETTER THAN FOOD STAMPS YOU CHEEP GOVERNMENT WASTING PIECE OF SHITS
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youre a fucking stupid racist bitch…what the fuck do you live in a damn box…must balck and white ppl get along great this days. AND YOU MUST BE STUPID TO black ppl dont make up even close to half of the u.s.a population…so im pretty sure they aint they reason obama is president(HE’s not even half black)! IDK what your problem is with them. all your doing is making up a bunch of b.s…white ppl and black ppl do the same damn thing. everything you said there a white person doing the exact damn thing! so quit been a racist bitch. and get a life. dont be worried about what black ppl need to do or are doing..worry about your own self just because you anit doing the same thing…doesnt make it wrong!
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Its disgusting that sum1s race and ethnic orgin should be used against them, people cant help what colour they are born, im a white woman and have been dating a black guy for 2 years, true say white men often give us dirty looks but never have the balls to say anythin to my mans face, its funny how all you racist bastards can write up all dis shit but when it comes to face to face action no1 would have da balls to say shit lol
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You NASTY NIGGER FUCKER. I HOPE YOU CATCH AIDS. FUCKIN NIGGER LOVER. FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY STINK AND ARE UGLY
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Exuse oo hell naw listen u stupid honkey I’m white an if u dare talk about black people I will go all L.A. On u btw I’m marrying a black guy so back off
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im apart of kkk andd if u wanna join call:832 563 0415
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Stand Up for your race !! FUCK THESE NIGGERS
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whats one thing you don’t wanna call a black person that begins with a “N” and ends in a “R”
A: neighbour
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HA i like the Jetsons joke ;D
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Q: God gave a black man wings, black guy says to god: Am i an angel now?
A: God replies: Hell no nigga u a bat.
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I got nigger in my family tree too, he’s still hanging there!
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i got a white guy 2 on my tree, hes the star on the christmas tree
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Why does everyone have a problem with niggers ? I think everyone should own a couple of em
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These are some of the funniest jokes I’ve ever read! Btw if these jokes offend any1… Maybe u don’t need to be on this site. Why stick in your hand in a fire when you know ur just going 2 get burned! Think about it
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dont get us wrong,we can appreciate a good black joke,but there arent any on this website.there all racist jokes,so when we seen a commet box we’re expressing our feelings about it.duuuuuu.
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but some are funny like the jetson and the family tree
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you shut the fuck up,they hate you too stupid
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what do you call 1 million black guys sky diving???
Night!
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Did you know that 98%of black men have had anal sex. The other 2% haven’t gone to prison
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Y are black people good at basketball?
Because they can shoot run and steel.
What did the black kid across the street got for his birthday?
Your bike.
What do u call a pool full of black kids?
Coco puffs
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things niggers dont use=Shampoo, working boots, english language, laws, condoms-too much NIGGERS
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niggers scare me
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All these jokes r funny. But then u have a nigger come in here and mess up all the funny jokes b/c were jokeing on them about how black they r. No one should feel bad for these nuggets they can even typ right look at these other comments
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fuck all you guys. blacks and whites have their own flaws dumb bitch…
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“fuk ya fukin bitch i break ya fukin neck” oh nigger nigger nigger , if you were only smart enough to spell id be a little worried
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why couldn’t the black man have sex?
cuz he needed a flashlight to find the hole
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this is so funny i laughed so hard i ejaculated
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why couldnt the white guy have sex?
becus his girl was somewhere with a black dick in her mouth.lol
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wow.. keepin it real you are such a NIGGER, you say shit about white girls but yet your girl is off fucking some white guy right now because he has money and a job. and btw.. every white girl i know gags at the smell of you NIGGERS. go pick me some cotton so you can make your grandfather proud.
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this are just jokes…some of the joke are kinda funny BUT your unnecessary comments about black ppl are not funny at all!. white ppl and black do the same thing.both have the crackheads,the welfare ppl,e.c.t. THE only thing different is there skin! if you don’t like it get over your damn self! AND TRY GETTIN A DAMN LIFE AND QUIT been worried about what the hell everbody else is doing.,,and worry about your danm self. cant wait till all you racist bitches get a clue
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this are just jokes…some of the joke are kinda funny BUT your unnecessary comments about black ppl are not funny at all!. white ppl and black do the same thing.both have the same type of ppl. THE only thing different is there skin! if you don’t like it get over your it! AND TRY GETTIN A DAMN LIFE AND QUIT been worried about what the hell everbody else is doing.,,and worry about your own self. cant wait till all you racist bitches get a clue! or get a voice because you anit got the nerve to go up to a black person and say shit! been a racist isnt cool! im pretty sure everyone got over beein racist a long time ago!
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Thank u thts so true plus black people are not black an whit people are not white black people are brown an we are a tan color
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What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
Stranded.
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Looooooooool i’m black and i love these! there all true! those disgraceful black people out there putting us all to shame. i wish i was white
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thats becus you are white,you stupid white bitch
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I wish i was black so i could get food stamps and welfare.
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oh you definitely can,more of you are on it then us.dumbass.
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LOL there all true! those disgraceful black people out there putting us all to shame. i wish i was white
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They’re called RACIST JOKES for a reason. They’re meant to be cruel and funny. They have jokes about every race out there. It’s not like you’re being singled out. Christ. Calm down.
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fuk ya fukin bitch i break ya fukin neck
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Great grammar gl.
Dumb nigger..
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Fck ya fukin haters ya fukin retard.
i goin come to ya house and break ya fuckin neck ya better watch out.
ya cunts every every are to same the world is about peace not rescims and hatrid ya break that rule then fuk ya nezzers.
R.I.P
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Well according to the way you spell, i’m not that worried cause i’m not too confident in you being able to read my street sign..
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IM ACTUALLY WHITE AND THESE JOKES ARE GREAT
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What do you call a black dude at the mall ?
A Nigger
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you white fuckes need to get the hell out of here you guys are getting one my fucking nerves do you know what nigger mean irogent and lazy it seemed like you guys were the lazy ones back then white bitches.
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You’re black… and you come onto a website labeled “One liner black jokes” and then complain cause theres black jokes….. hmm…
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nigger hater,yall are the dumb ones,of course someone is going to see what is being said about them.and tell you the turth we can take jokes about our selfs,but you know dame well these are some racist ass jokes,there for we are going to fuck with the ones who think they are funny and true,SO FUCK YOU,YOU WHITE CHICKEN SHIT!
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you say you can take jokes.. but you just wrote a paragraph on how much you can’t.. and btw, i’ve read the most racist white jokes there are and yet i still haven’t gotten mad once, so who can take jokes??
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stop lieing
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1 black girl. nigger is a poor exuse for a human being. hope you die btw. ~NIGGER KILLER 4 LIFE~
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