One Liner Black Jokes 1
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
One Liner Black Jokes 2
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
One Liner Black Jokes 3
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
One Liner Black Jokes 4
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
One Liner Black Jokes 5
What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
One Liner Black Jokes 7
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
One Liner Black Jokes 8
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
One Liner Black Jokes 9
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
One Liner Black Jokes 10
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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grace overa i wish you were white to so you can shut the fuck up.seriously they are just jokes dont let these whites put you down cause your only gonna seem like a weak bitch so go ahead wish you were white i like all races i have all kinds of white friends but i dont like tthese stupid white fucks that come on here and talk shit about blacks you guys are a bunch of asses
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I hate niggers like you and the last thing you need to do is head on back to niggersville you little bitch.I fucking shoot niggers like you.
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Nigga, your like 12, only reason you shot a gun was to stop your uncle from fucking your mom. You just mad because you get picked on by all the black kids in school.
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you fucking redneck bitch. you white folks are the ones that fuck your mothers, cousins, daddys, and grandkids. you bitches are blue eyed devils. go suck a dick. half you fuckers have little dicks. yall aint in charge. we blacks gone wrong you white piece of trash a run for your money.
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well you are just a nigger thats mad because the only big dick he has got is in his fuckin mouth.
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I think you’re getting white people and incest hillbillys confused.. don’t be disrespectfull… it’s not like i’m getting black people and a pile of shit confused… oh…
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u racist cunt i will fuck u up
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how bout i borrow the a.k from the pimp daddy and kill u
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LOL nice, ummm yeh me black and me going to the white jokes link
but i liked some of it myself lol but some of it went to far..
but i like the one that goes like this:
Why are black people so good at BASKETBALL?
Because all they have to do is run shoot and steal
LOL
peacee!
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U NIGGERS R SO DUM U ACT LIKE SLAVERY WAS BAD BUT LOOK WAT HAPPEND TO ALL THE BLACK NATIONS AFTER SLAVERY GOT ABOLISHED -- IT TURNED TO FUCKING SHIT AND ALL U DO IS KILL EACH OTHER AND HAVE FUCKED UP GOVERNMENTS E.G. ZIMBABWE
U NEED A WHITE MAN TO KEEP U IN LINE U FUCKING STUPID APES ALL U DO IS RUIN UR COUNTRY
P.S. WHAT DO U CALL A PRITTY PAKI
ASIF
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its you white folks that are rednecks and having sex with your kids and then killing them. when you have a bad day at work you get depressed and what to go on a killing spree. you fucking white crackers are blue eyed devils. yall aint got a lick of sense. we aint the only one that came off boats. yall you use to be pilgrims and the indians cut yall fucking head off. you ignorant fucking piece of shit.
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Black Jokes
SEE A HONKY KILL A HONKY …FUCK YOU PECKERWOODS WET DOG SMELLING MUTHAFUKAS,,,,YALL EAT HUMANS FUCK YALL SISTERS AND COUSINS OH AND DAUGHTERS,,KILL YALL PARENTS I MEEN CUM ON CRACKERS U CANT GET NO WORST THEN THAT ..OH BESIDES YOU WHITE BOYS FUCKN EACHOTHER OH DICK IN THE BOOTY ASS FAGETS……HAHAHA….REAL SHIT
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Do not say we stink cause I go to a school that’s 80% of yall and when it rains the whole class smells exactly what yall look like shit and why don’t you go eat some watermelon or steal something and vote for a president that you thought was gonna help yalls lazy ass but didn’t so ruuuunnnn niiigga nigga nigga nigga
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to read ur fuckin comment with out sayin wat the fuck i had to whip out my handy dandy nigger dictionary
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Dude, you’re a dumb-ass. Go die you racist prick.
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Q: What do you call 1 black running away from a group of white guys.
A: The PGA Tour
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I think all the WHITE and BLACK people on this site talkin all that racist BULLSHIT needs to grow the fuck up! Black people tell just as many white jokes as we tell black ones. I know because my friends and I will all sit around and throw jokes back and forth. Guess what? U cut a white person and a black person and guess what? Both gonna bleed red. Same organs body parts and neither race has a bigger brain. instead of fighting about racism… And who is the worst or who did more to cause shit you could all just shut the FUCK up. That would calm a lot of it down. No human deserves to be a slave nor do they deserve to die because of skin color. If that is your opinion then you will answer to the same God everyone else does, and he will be the one to deliver your judgement. Matthew 7 verse one…. Go read it.
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Black Jokes
there is no god, otherwise all niggers would be exterminated.well have to do it ourselves…kkk..
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i fucking hate niggers why did god make niggers smell…… so blind people can hate them to hahahaha fucking owned you shit with feet fuckers
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well I own my trailer.
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fukin crackers
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i know where u live maybe i just got my asian freind to track u. noww i will fuck u up
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maybe
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hey asianbooty dont you see that all you statement are mostly disliked that means you need to shut the fuck up
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i love black people
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hey dalton you shouldnt love niggers you are goin to be hangin with them in a tree somewhere
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I don’t
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wow, if bob marley was alive to see you bitches bitching bout jokes he’d kill himself. keep the peace my white fellows and my nigger buddies…we can all get along if we work together, its time for the revolution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! except for asians, their just fucked…jk ur cool too
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why were there no niggers in the flinstones? The niggers were still monkeys.
Niggers suck at life and should all be sent back to africa on a cruise ship that sinks half way there. Fuck you all.
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These jokes are just humor yes, but people like Bobtheniggerhater who really piss me off. Guys like that have absolutely no common sense and I bet that asshole has nothing going for him in his life. I bet that out of every racist in history (all history), I can find an African American that’s better than them. Hell I could find a dog that’s more meaning full to this world than them. You are entitled to your own opinion, but seriously there is no need to say that all blacks need to go back to Africa on a cruise ship that sinks half way there. No fucking need for that. You racist pricks are going to ruin this great country by simply being alive. So here’s a message to all you racists that read this… FUCK YOU, I’M A WHITE 16 YEAR OLD BOY AND I KNOW MORE ABOUT LIFE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW SO DO THE WORLD THE BEST FAVOR YOU CAN AND GO TO HELL!!!
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Black Jokes
I understand why all of you niggers are mad. I’d be pissed too if I was black. But don’t be so proud of you’re big dicks because the only reason its there is because you’re parents were too poor to buy you toys to play with so that’s what you were stuck with.
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ah ha and were happy now cause we steal all your white women and make you lick the cum out of their pussies. It’s called bukake
cheese bitches.
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okay…seriously..its all in good fun, and idk who else has noticed but everyone, no matter what race you are…NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL…except asian booty…
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Okay, you racist pricks cause so many problems in this world. You have no fucking idea how many successful blacks there are in this world. I’m a white 16 year old and all I see in this world are immature, insecure fucks like yourselves. Does it really matter that they’re black? No and do you know why? Because it’s just skin you fucking idiots! I came on this sight to find some funny jokes. I don’t care how racist a joke is because it’s just humor. But when I see comments like the ones in here, I get pissed off because I can’t believe people actually care that a persons skin is a different color. I don’t understand why you care, all you people are are hypocritical assholes who judge people. You don’t go making hateful comments about a discolored dog, cat or any other animal. You just focus on people and I hope one day you will realize what completely stupid, dumb-asses you have all been.
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Black Jokes
If you cut a black person and a white person, we both bleed red you fucking idiots. My skins white, it doesn’t mean that I’m going to be more successful then the black kids in my school… But do you know what it does mean? That both my parents were white and I got their genes. So instead of bitching that all blacks ruin this world, how about taking a knife and slitting your own racist throat because that’s the best thing you can do for this world.
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Black Jokes
alright u smelly peices of shit. These jokes r funny but the funny thing is that its true. Like how long does it take a black women to shit. And the answer is 9 months. That sounds pretty fucking true to me. So all u niggers readin this, take a shower and pull ur pants up. Do u know why people call it saggin because people who r doin r. Spell saggin backwards and wat do u get niggas, it’s true white people came up with it. So all u niggers out there get ready cause there goin to be a whole lot of crosses burning
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“News Flash”: White 16 year old genius knows more about life then racist jokesters.
As he sits there typing…chewing on a big buck niggers’ dick…licking his arse…
The only thing you know about life is how to pick your pimples and wipe your arse.
Hey, isn’t that your Mama calling…?
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Q: Why couldn’t the black blind man read?
A: Because he was black.
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Whitee people are soo mean! There was KKK who killed inecent people.There was hangings of incecent people and Segeration.Haven’t done enough to black people! When can we have a break and not be called niggers around our back or bein watched in the store like u might steal somthing!.White people have had riches and everything they wanted soo what’s the promblem?.Why r u mad at us.Cuz we are black that’s not a good answere.And don’t say (o we steal and kill people) .u guys do the same things u guys aren’t perfect.U guys killl yourselfs and other people all the time. And steal stuff(I have see a white person do that) Also u guys cheat on ur wives and have crazy affairs u don’t see us black people doin that. Srry for the errors and FEEL FREE TO HATE
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Black Jokes
what the hell do we need to worry about obama for he has not done nothing and he will not do anything so shut the fuck up
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to: white people are dum,
Have you watched any of the vidoes on COPS or any of the shows? 90% of the ones stealing the stuff are BLACK!!!hello! They even swarm in herds and steal arm fulls of stuff!!
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niggers were a genetic mistake, created by aliens as mineworkers, trouble is they cant keep their dicks in their pants, after the 4th planet imploded, the blue bloods were powerless to stop the vermin spreading…the cia answer (aids) didnt work properly either…wake up whitey!!
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well bitch what the fuck u is? you whites anit no better….. you anit perfect… yall the one unkown bitches
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all u fags should shut the fuck up, cause black people would 100% kill every white fag on earth for being racist. And guess what they can….. Barack Obama coming for you rednecks!
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obama aint goin to do shit that nigger will never do shit the government let obama be the president so that yall niggers could feel special and guess what yall still aint nothing but shit
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don’t you know what obama stands for?
ONE BIG ASS MISTAKE AMERICA!
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shema that is the smartest statement that has been on here
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im head of commity for the KKK. all you NIGGERS will die. obama is getting assassinated with in next 2 months. then we coming for all you punk ass NIGGERS
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this guys right. faggots like u should go hang yourselfs 4 shit like that. i bet most of you are fat fags and nerds living in your mama’s basement saying “fuck you black people”, scared there gonna kill u nerds?
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i live in a 2 story house with a basement & guess whos in it your mamma and your sister. i got more ladies than your NIGGER ASS WILL EVER MET. kkk gonna get you. im tracking your server now so better run bitch we coming and nothings gonna stop us. and ur nigger president is next.
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see? alot of us in the world know that fags like u shouldgrow the fuck up! people that actually think on this post are people who actually value their lives unlike u fags think about after u die u gonna go to hell!
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i love white people and black people
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anybody that likes niggers loves niggers or anything else should be hanging right beside the niggers in a tree
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I’ll beat ur ass white boy
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joseph poole i will beat ur ass to death punk BITCH.
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shid this how i feel u whites people want to talk about us black people you cracker need to look at your self first cuz most of yall on crack,sticking your self with needle an shyt selling your bodies, sucking dick doing any and every thing to get ahh dollar.shid i feel we better than yall…… when we talk our shyt we can back it up.tell you the truth i like the way GOD made me cause he made me this color for a reason imm be somebody i would not wanna be a trailer trash sucking dick bitch like you whites.I feel like yall talk about us because the color of our skin an say we are not nun but nigga an shyt but fuck u white hoez cuz i can carless what u say bout me…but if u come in my face talking shit bout my race yo azz gone be in ahh bodybag shid i tell it like it is an ialso feel if u dont like so call niggas fuck all of u crackers in yo azz with ten dick hard bitch
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all that you are talkin about is sucking and taking dick so shut the fuck up you fag and stop talkin shit nigger
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u bitch shut the fuck up try to hang me i will have ur ass shot on sight and ur bitches u call ur redneck friends i will have beaten the shit out of by my black gangmember friends so shut the fuck up u wanna be gangsta bitch
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well around where i live we dont worry about little gangmembers bc yall all go out the same and that is in a tree and you mite have your gang which i dont think will have your back when they see a whole town of redneck nigger haters infront off them so get all your all of your nigger friends together and see what they think and then we will show yall an ass kickin but i am goin to leave you for last so you can see all your nigger freinds hanging in some trees then i will do you the same way so shut the fuck up you stupid ass NIGGER
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i already hung uyour nigger ass. kkk own all slaves. so shut the fuck up & pick my cotton. NIGGER
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shut the hell up my gangmembers is the whole fucking chicago stlouis detroit and antlanta bitch over 20000 peeps bitch that can kill
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i see u aint replyback bitch
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man u is a bitch
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