One Liner Black Jokes 1
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
One Liner Black Jokes 2
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
One Liner Black Jokes 3
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
One Liner Black Jokes 4
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
One Liner Black Jokes 5
What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
One Liner Black Jokes 6
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
One Liner Black Jokes 7
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
One Liner Black Jokes 8
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
One Liner Black Jokes 9
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
One Liner Black Jokes 10
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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did you know theres a black man in my family tree?
yeah he’s still hanging there!
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Did you know there is a black man in my family tree?
Yeah, hes still hanging there!
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Whats is the similarity between a black and a bike?
They both can’t work without chains
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Why did the Black guy freak out when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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what do you do if you see a nigger falling out of a tree? shoot it target practice
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how do u get a nigger out of a tree?
shoot him!!!!
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you guys arent funny
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This shit is disgusting. It amazes me how the people on here don’t even realize how stupid they make themselves sound. IDGAF what color your skin might be. You are no better than the next person on this website. Ignorance truly must be bliss because that is all this is. Ignorant Fucks who sit here and tlk about how much “better” white people are. Guess what… you are far from better than anyone.
Suzy88hall is the PERFECT example of what ignorance and a lack of education will give you. Someone who believes they are in control of the world and no one can possible be superior to them or their race. REALITY CHECK… there are black men and woman who have done phenominal things in this world. Things that your brain most likely cannot grasp. I pity you and your family. I hope they can see beyond your hatred, ignorance, and fear. Hopefully to grow into amazing people and bring you home a nice black daughter/son in law!
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Black Jokes
it just jokes i love them im whiteand jewish and laugh at jew jokes i have black friend who i tell these things to and they love em there are alot of people who take offense to them and those people i dont blame and just dont say that kind of thing aound them cause its not meant to hut someone just to give someone a laugh
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IMO
WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE!!!
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bitch
fuck you
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how do you get a nigger to stop hanging around your house? You cut the rope
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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?
You can’t tell because the light is out.
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What’s the difference between a black and a trampoline?
You have to take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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What’s yellow, black, blue, red, and orange?
A black person going to church.
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What’s green and chained to your porch?
It’s my damn nigger I’ll paint it any color i want!
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What’s faster than a black guy running away with your TV?
His brother with your VCR.
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Why do black guys have big dicks?
Cuz God was sorry that he burned them.
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What’s the worst thing about being a black jew? You get the back of the oven
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what’s faster than a black guy running with a t.v.?
his brother in front of him with a VCR. LOL
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fuck black people
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grow up
U guys are so mean, seriously their just different colored people, put itself in there places, literally u all need to grow up and get a life u don’t have to make fun if other people, god doesn’t appreciate that
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what do you call 3 black people under a wheelbarrow?
the family car.
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what do you call 10 niggers on the moon? problem. what do you call 100 niggers on the moon? problem. what do you call all the niggers on the moon? problem solved.
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I love NIGGERS!!!! I think we should all have at least one or two!!!
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how do you get a nigger out of a tree? cut the rope.
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why do black people stink? so blind people can hate them to.
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How did we get black people.
A: Cause god took a shit and it came to life.
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these r funny but im not racist!!
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