One Liner Black Jokes 1
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Ok, what does darth vader and a black have in common they both run when they hear the have a child. Want to hear the difference everything cuase he’s white. Lol
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Q: What’s faster than a black guy running down the street
A: His Brother With the VCR
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haha
a black white hispanic guy go to hell and the devil said “if u can stand on my hand and survive u will be set free”so the white guy stands on his hand he melts instintly so the hispanic guy stands on his hand and it takes awile to melt but he did so the black guy stnds on it and doesnt melt so the devil said “how r u not melting” and the black guy said “chocolate melts in ur mouth”.
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Holy black joke
Q: What did jesus say when he saw his first black guy?
A: oops, I burnt one.
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A white girl running to the plastic surgeon to buy a decent ass, deep tan and kissable lips.
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I cfsoens, I put my hand up to the instructions to use the lift, I always end up pressing both when I'm in a rush. Nothing like a bit of a warning on paper to make you look silly.
I cfsoens, I put my hand up to the instructions to use the lift, I always end up pressing both when I’m in a rush. Nothing like a bit of a warning on paper to make you look silly.
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Reporter (to Stevie Wonder) An amazing life Stevie You overcame so many disadvantages -- poor handicapped
Stevie -- aw shucks Naah those aren’t disadvantages. I coulda been born black too…
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Black Jokes
Q.what do you call 10000 blacks rolling down a hill?
A. mudslide.
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Try jailbreak not mudslide. Lol
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What’s long and black?
The line at Kfc
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that was mint im stealing your line
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Q.Why do black guys have such big dicks? A.cause god felt bad for putting pubes on their heads
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Q: Why do blacks wear white gloves?
A: So they don’t bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.
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Saggin
Black people started wearing their pants low.
White people started calling it ‘saggin’.
Spell saggin backwards.
Those tricky white people.
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funny black joke
Q. What do you call and 80 year old black man? A. Antique farming gear
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funny
what do stevie wonder and ray charles have in common? A. they’re both niggers.
Q. why cant stevie wonder read? A. because he’s a nigger.
Q.whats the difference between snow tires and a black man? A. snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them.
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haha
why dont blacks and mexican hsave children together
they dont want kids to lazy to steal
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Ass
White trash bitch ass mother fucker
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nig
hahaha ur obviously black!! sucks dude..
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No Offense To Blacks, But This Is Funny!
Q: Why don’t black people celebrate Thanks giving?
A: Because KFC isn’t open on holidays!
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FUNNY BLACK JOKE
why did the huge black man cross the road?
to get to the other ride.
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hater, i have something to add to the end of ur joke. nor do they want to pay a dollar (they wouldnt have on anyway) to see their kids working as carnies at the carnival
haha
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*one
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Listen up, porch monkeys. (;
You should really get your act together and stop thinking that you’re all better than white people. Who was picking cotton in a field? Who was cracked with whips? It sure as hell wasn’t us. You should be grateful that you aren’t still slaves. So, before you try to even think that you’re all better than white people, go back to History class, and learn where your place is. All you black people do is walk around with bitchy ass attitudes, shooting up and kicking people’s ass’s for the littlest reasons. Such as “Oh, this bitch looked at me wrong.”
You say we’re racist, but you all give us reasons to be.
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Black Jokes
I'M BETTER THAN YOU ALL
lol im mixed black/white and I say fuck white people, fuck black people. All I care about is my money fuck boy. Mixed’s the best race anyway BITCHES!!!
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Haha you said fuck you to your mommy and daddy. I don’t blame you since they both hate their own race.
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that was great
the u.s needs more people like you. be great if a president thought like that. btw niggers go hang yourself in an oak tree.
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Um no.
I hope you fall in a well and plummet to ur death for saying that.
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Screw you.
First of all you suck and you’re dumb. I now hereby give you an award for the most racist white trash person out there. Congrats. So proud. Now while we were actually making cotton and doing some work look at people today who’s the fatter people… White people for the win! And who now has “servants” and eats at McDonalds everyday. Wow whites again. So while black people were actually doing something you should have gotten off your lazy asses and done some shiz. So stop running your mouth how black people are stupid cause when we go this work done we are now the smarter people while you uys are freaking 400 pounds. Goodbye have a nice day.
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Black Jokes
okay listen up you fucking coon, first of all we may eat at mc.donalds but its better then spending out well fair checks at fucking KFC, there are two things in this world that will make me puke thats a hog eating slop and a big black spook. and IDK who cut you down from the tree but you and rosa parks needa climb back up into your tree where you belong…. (fucking niglets)
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At least white people aren’t Niggers
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ok. first of all ur obviously black. and who the fuck weighs 400 pounds? look around you!!! there are hardly any people like that anymore. And when you were picking cotton in a field and working ur ass off, we whites were making history and establishing our country. Hell we even fought for your freedom. so fuck off! you should be more greatful. if you payed attention in life youd see that 90% of fast food restaurant employees are black!! so once again go blacks… sike!!!
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Dumb
This is the perfect example of a stupid nigger. You just embarrassed your race even more
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hahaha yes dude, ur my hero!!exactly what every white person thinks!!
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I’m Black, and this is honestly the funniest shit I’ve ever read! xD
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I think it noshuld be legal for him to divorce her ass and not have to pay child support, she can get the money from the brother shes fucking
I think it noshuld be legal for him to divorce her ass and not have to pay child support, she can get the money from the brother shes fucking
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Nigger
UR ALL NIGGERS U MOTHER FUKIN ASS LICKERS U SMELL LIKE ARRANGATANG TITTES
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Lol
How do u no what aragataning titties smell like
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lls
Question: What happends when you put your hand in a bad of jellybeans
Answer: The black one steals your watch
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Question: Whats the difference between a black person and a bench
Answer: A bench can support a family of four
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I HATE CRACKAS
I hate crackers, and love some grape draank with dat kfc so muthafukkin what. white people stank and there women have no ass. but i do like white girls stilll.
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Yea cause white girls don’t fight back when you niggas beat them
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aids infested bitch
no one likes black ladys all they do is bitch and most of them are whores standing on the side of the road in vagas
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freedom
Jerome Brown
your a pervert all your want is a girl with a butt. dont go on a site about black joke because if you do your stupied for thinking there not going to be about black people. so dont pick a fight
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Q; how do you get a nigger out of a tree
A: cut the rope
Q; Why dont niggers like aspirin
A; Becuse it’st white, it works and they have to pick cotton to get it
Q: Did you ever see a black guy in the jetsons
A: future looks good
Q: how do you get a nigger out of your back yard
A: hang one in your front yard
Q: Why dont niggers dream
A: the last one to have a dream got shot
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if only king could have died sooner
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stupid hatians
I really hate hatians, they think they could just come to our country and get a 3 story mansion because they survived a fucking earthquake?!? BITCH EAT MY SHIT! i know you like that ingredient in your jambalaya!! Stupid cratians(crazy hatians) for all u dumb niggers that doesnt know what a cratian is.
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Niggas should praise us for our mistakes
All you damn niggas listen up. Us foolish white people brought you here on a boat to work for us. But you held a cracker at gun point and then black people were free. Dont give us crackas shit cause if it wernt for us youd still be in the savannahs getting chased by lions
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im really getting tierd of black people shit we did a lot to get them here so what they had to work but there free now and there still trying to be bitches!! ( not all of them)
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piss off
how fing hell do u think u can get away with these jokes
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