The cross-eyed man at the ball bowed with courtly grace, and said: “May I have the pleasure of this dance?” Two wallflowers answered as with one voice: “With pleasure.”

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“Yes, ma’am,” the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, “I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg.” “Merciful providence!” his hearer gasped. “And what did you do?” “Let ‘im ‘ave the leg, o’ course, ma’am. I never argues with sharks.”

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The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum for employment as a freak, and the following dialogue occurred: “Who are you?” “I am Enoch, the egg king.” “What is your specialty?” “I eat three dozen hen’s eggs, two dozen duck eggs, and one dozen goose eggs, at a single setting.” “Do you [...]

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The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits, returned home, and had his ring at the door answered by a new maid. The girl looked at him inquiringly: “Um—ah—is Professor Johnson at home?” he asked, naming himself. “No, sir,” the maid replied, “but he is expected any moment now.” The professor turned [...]

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SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control. Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. Funny Beer Drinking Joke Submitted by Dave the Wave

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Oh boy, check the image below of a bunch of rednecks at a spelling B

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Such a sad, but really funny thing to do to a cat. Makes me smile everytime I see it Funny Cat Image Submitted by Dave the Wave

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Funny video with almost 50,000,000 views!!! Funny YouTube Video Compilation Submitted by Dave the Wave

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Here’s another What is this Picture Look at the picture below and take a guess in the comments field as to what you think it might be. This is a hard one IMO, you may walk past something like this everyday, but because of our busy hectic lives I doubt you actually notice it. Another [...]

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Father: “Well, son, you certainly made a fool of yourself! That girlfriend of yours robbed you of every cent you had.” Son: “Well, dad, you have to hand it to me for picking them clever.”

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