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Couldn’t wait a while, so here’s another What is this Picture

Look at the picture below and take a guess in the comments field as to what you think it might be. This one is easier than the last one.

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Another cropped image, so you are seeing part of the picture

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The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon, rounded a turn in the path and bumped into a cow. He swept off his hat with a flourish, exclaiming:

“I beg your pardon, madam.”

Then he observed his error, and was greatly chagrined. Soon, however, again engaged with thoughts of the sermon, he collided with a lady at another bend of the path.

“Get out of the way, you brute!” he said.

Racist Nigger Joke 1
How do you get a nigger out of the tree?
You cut the rope.

Racist Nigger Joke 2
What are 3 things you can not give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.

Racist Nigger Joke 3
What do you call a nigger going down a water slide?
Sewage!

Racist Nigger Joke 4
What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick!

Racist Nigger Joke 5
Whats long and hard on a nigger?
First grade.

Racist Nigger Joke 6
What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The Bucket!

The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum for employment as a freak, and the following dialogue occurred:

“Who are you?”

“I am Enoch, the egg king.”

“What is your specialty?”

“I eat three dozen hen’s eggs, two dozen duck eggs, and one dozen goose eggs, at a single setting.”

“Do you know our program?”

“What is it?”

“We give four shows every day.”

“Oh, yes, I understand that.”

“And do you think you can do it?”

“I know I can.”

“On Saturdays we give six shows.”

“All right.”

“On holidays we usually give a performance every hour.”

“Yes, ma’am,” the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, “I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg.”

“Merciful providence!” his hearer gasped. “And what did you do?”

“Let ‘im ‘ave the leg, o’ course, ma’am. I never argues with sharks.”

Warning, some of these jokes are not particularly nice, you’ve been warned.

Dead Baby Joke 01
What’s the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn’t harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Dead Baby Joke 02
What’s the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can’t fuck a table.

Dead Baby Joke 03
What’s the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Dead Baby Joke 04
What’s the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree? One is legal to hit with an axe.

An American tourist and his wife, after their return from abroad, were telling of the wonders seen by them at the Louvre in Paris. The husband mentioned with enthusiasm a picture which represented Adam and Eve and the serpent in the Garden of Eden, in connection with the eating of the forbidden fruit. The wife also waxed enthusiastic, and interjected a remark:

“Yes, we found the picture most interesting, most interesting indeed, because, you see, we know the anecdote.”

Every so often I’m going to post an image (one taken by myself or family member so will be unique), but crop/edit it in a way that makes it difficult to see what the image really is.

Basically a Blog Comment Game called What is this Picture.

So look at the picture below and take a guess in the comments field as to what you think it might be. I don’t think anyone will get this one and it’s got an interesting story behind it involving the police!!

All I’ve done to obscure it is crop the surrounding material from the image, so you are looking at the center of the picture. there is no other editing or manipulation, this is a picture of something real.

There are as many aspects of grief as there are persons to mourn. A quality of pathetic and rather grisly humor is to be found in the incident of an English laborer, whose little son died.

The vicar on calling to condole with the parents found the father pacing to and fro in the living-room with the tiny body in his arms. As the clergyman spoke phrases of sympathy, the father, with tears streaming down his cheeks, interrupted loudly:

“Oh, sir, you don’t know how I loved that li’ll faller. Yus, sir, if it worn’t agin the law, I’d keep him, an’ have him stuffed, that I would!”