Racist Nigger Joke 1 How do you get a nigger out of the tree? You cut the rope. Racist Nigger Joke 2 What are 3 things you can not give a nigger? A black eye, a fat lip and an education. Racist Nigger Joke 3 What do you call a nigger going down a water [...]

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Little Willie came home in a sad state. He had a black eye and numerous scratches and contusions, and his clothes were a sight. His mother was horrified at the spectacle presented by her darling son who had clearly been fighting. There were tears in her eyes as she addressed him rebukingly: “Oh, Willie, Willie! [...]

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The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth prominently displayed in his dressing-room. A friend regarded the picture with some surprise, and remarked: “I see you are an admirer of Wordsworth.” “Who’s Wordsworth?” demanded the actor. “Why, that’s his picture,” was the answer, as the friend pointed. “That’s Wordsworth, the poet.” The actor regarded [...]

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The mother called in vain for her young son. Then she searched the ground floor, the first story, the second, and the attic—all in vain. Finally, she climbed to the trap door in the roof, pushed it open, and cried: “John Henry, are you out there?” An answer came clearly: “No, mother. Have you looked [...]

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The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon, rounded a turn in the path and bumped into a cow. He swept off his hat with a flourish, exclaiming: “I beg your pardon, madam.” Then he observed his error, and was greatly chagrined. Soon, however, again engaged with thoughts of the sermon, he collided with a [...]

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An American tourist and his wife, after their return from abroad, were telling of the wonders seen by them at the Louvre in Paris. The husband mentioned with enthusiasm a picture which represented Adam and Eve and the serpent in the Garden of Eden, in connection with the eating of the forbidden fruit. The wife [...]

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Couldn’t wait a while, so here’s another What is this Picture Look at the picture below and take a guess in the comments field as to what you think it might be. This one is easier than the last one. Click to see full picture Another cropped image, so you are seeing part of the [...]

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Why do people do this to their dogs? I know, because it’s fecking hilarious Funny Dogs Arse Image Submitted by Dave the Wave

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One Liner Black Jokes 1 Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths. One Liner Black Jokes 2 What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana. One Liner Black Jokes 3 What do u do when your sitting in the dark [...]

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The editor of the local paper was unable to secure advertising from one of the business men of the town, who asserted stoutly that he himself never read ads., and didn’t believe anyone else did. “Will you advertise if I can convince you that folks read the ads.?” the editor asked. “If you can show [...]

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