Racist Nigger Joke 1
How do you get a nigger out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
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What are 3 things you can not give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
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What do you call a nigger going down a water slide?
Sewage!
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What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick!
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Whats long and hard on a nigger?
First grade.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The Bucket!
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Whats the difference between a picknick table and a nigger?
The picknick table can support a family.
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Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot
Racist Nigger Joke 9
Why are niggers getting stronger?
TVs are getting bigger!
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Why do niggers have such big dicks?
God felt bad for putting pubes on their head.
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Really?
I’m black and I’m going to say this once. If you are getting offended by these jokes, then how are living getting hurt by little words. And of course every black guy is bringing up slavery like it ended yesterday. That stuff happened a century ago. I’m pretty sure white people today also look at it as horrible. However, white people got the idea of “slavery” from black people because Africans enslaved other Africans. Stop getting butt hurt, listen to punk rock, and smoke a joint.
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Racist Nigger Jokes
nigger
fagget
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nobody cares about niggers. the retard porch monkey talking about smoking a joint should be arrested and beaten… not just because he’stalking about weed but for the simple fact that he’s black lol
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Not black
You are not black because i could actually read your spelling.
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so true
very informational ty
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more shit and stuff
its better to burn out then to fade away
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i hate niggers
i bet you wish you were white like us don’t you?
have you noticed that the darker someones skin is the more brain malfunctions they have, how dark is your skin you stupid nigger?
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Stupid
bitch fuck u man u said like slavery ended yesterday..wow its still today a really serious thing bigger than hitler’s sht.tht slavery was fucking wrong u dumb bich no one is ever going to forget that so it miles as well be fucking ended yesterday cuz its nevr going to be OK for wat they did..u guys shouuld not even joke bout this sht..all u guys fuked up. and its not jus alittle jok.. wat if someone got linked here on accident and saw these jokes and their grandfather was in slavery or sum thing how would tht make u feel…how would it feel to be in slavery than still today u guys still mk fun of them..really its nevr going to be ovr as long as u dumb fuks keep this sht up..jus amagin u gettn shot on the street for being black or pulled out ur home 4 being black..wow i wish sumthing like this would of happened to white people like it was to black people along time ago..then u wouldnt be sayhin sht now would you..??
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blacks and niggers
there is a diffrence in blacks and fuckin niggers a black will work and all the work a nigger dose is walking to his mailbox to get a damn welfare check that comes out of my hard earned pay wheck that i bust my white ass to get if you cant get a fuckin job and keep it then by god your a fuckin nigger if you take offence to these jokes then by god your a fuckin nigger thanks for reading and if you dont like this then go by god go to hell you fuckin niggers
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joke
What do you call dead niggers in a barn? Old farm tools
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“Umuntu ngumuntu ngabantu; ubuntu”… that is a zulu saying which means ‘a person is a person because of people’… time is a precious gift that,sadly, has been wasted on senseless insults.
unbelievable.
what ever happened to the spirit of community and togetherness…?
“the word ‘humane’ does not deserve the meaning attached to it, because 83% of it is a lie unto itself”_anonymous
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“a person is a person because of people”
That is really fucking deep man.
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Shut the hell up
I bet you laughed at these. I did cos they are tries.
Lol
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I am a university student working towards a masters degree in niggerology. I understand that there is a lot of hatred out there towards niggers. But my approach is to study these beasts objectively and without any emotionally charged preconceptions. Eventually I hope to persue a PhD in niggerology and I am already working on a doctoral thesis. This thesis is on why niggers stink so bad. Modern biology, I contend, has failed to explain this. There have been attempts to explain this that have involved aprocine glands, etc, and pop-science explanations that their skin is made of shit. While I do not dismiss any of these, my goal is to establish a comprehensive theory that takes into account modern and common knowledge and the combination of Darwinian evolutionary theory. I request that if anyone here in this forum has any credible information on why niggers stink so bad that they present it here in a proper academic fashion. Thank you.
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Hatred towards Blacks
Why don’t you nigger haters take a ride to the city where you see a lot of niggers and express your hatred towards them….i would like to see how far you all would get with out being touched. my guess is that most of all you nigger haters live in the suburbs. go to the rural area where the blacks live and practice your hatred towards blacks.
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Hatred Towards Niggers
Why the fuck would I want to do that? I want to stay as far away from niggers as I can. Niggers are a cancer on society.
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Straight Answer
we do all the time! and we go at Night…..LOL>
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Knocked the newports out that bitches pocket!
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wow
weeeeeeeeeee
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Looks like a bad day at the ape house!
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(Working) niggers
How are niggers and sperm alike…………only one and and a million work
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its pretty fucki stupd none of you fuckin mugs cant say shit to each others faces coz you know the black would fuck the whites up because we have always been stronger even white people say this to black people so if your gonna say shit about the blacks then say it to there face Or… be a pusshole and say it behind a computer because you know for a fact that if you sed it to eachothers faces the black would fuckin kick the shit outta whites…. I’m Done…
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in your hood?
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bullshit
man your a big ass fake. you say you can beat a white man’s ass but you know you caint because yall niggers suck at fightin by yourselves!! id like to have a run at ya myself!! one on one.
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Learn how to spell, think, and speak~ What a dick!
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dumb niggers
the only reason yall r getting stronger cuz tvs are gettin bigger bitches
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i hate niggerz
Show me one good nigger one who works and pays for his family and his own stuff without stealing or takin from the white man! Fuck all you niggs
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Barack Obama. You dumb mf.
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Barack Obama?
The one in the million that work. Nigger jokes are the best things that ever happened ^.^ “What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger’s clothes?
The nigger” <—— Thats good shit.
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dumb ass
wat about Will Smith u dumb bich..and Barack Obama
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wow
Why do black people stink so blind people can hate them too
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You dumb ass cracker.. check the history books. It used to be a crime to bathe in Europe. Wet dog smellin ass crackers.
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Niggers will be Niggers
I love the point that all these Niggers are tryin to start talkin shit to us about this. Well my question is, WHAT THE FUCK IS A NIGGER DOIN LOOKIN UP NIGGER JOKES? Purposely tryin to start shit? Ya. Average Nigger.
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wtf
Hey primates, its called a condom-
you don’t need to burden all the others with your fat lip’d, stinky ass, piece of shit kids, THEIR ARE ALREADY TOO MANY CHOCOLATES RUNNING AROUND!!!
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AND to all those people calling black people DIRTY and stinky, I go to school with white kids all over. and some of them are ACNE ridden wear torn up shoes, the SAME clothes and everything. SO first off you sound stupid asf over hear calling black people monkeys. if thats the case we basically have a monkey running our COUNTRY. like how stupid do you sound. your effing WHITE old a** president BUSH effed up everything for us .
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whatever
correction, Obama is only half monkey
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FUK HONKEYS
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country nigger vs.city nigger
i have lived all over and have seen niggers on both ends of the spectrum. it appears to me that city niggers are all around worse then country niggers. (and by counrty and rural i mean from the south) the city nigger has a stronger shit smell then the country nigger. also the city nigger has been brain washed in thinking it has rights. this type of thinking differs greatly from the country nigger who understand that god gives white men unalienable rights when he is born and white man gave the niggers there rights.ultimatly im saying the country nigger understands its place by knowing the white man can take its rights away. city nigger has gotten out of controll and even put a monkey in the white house. as our founding fathers roll in their gave the white man has now become on the same level as a nigger. i wrote this to inform the readers that niggers have gotten out of controll and need to go home. thank you for reading and god bless
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First you racist motherf’s! you need to learn your history about “black” people. The black people that you see today are not AFRICAN americans, we are not from africa, our DESCENDANTS are, not us. and none of you have the right to call a black person a “nigger” it’s demeaning. and Since you think its fun to call people that maybe we should just refer to white people as WHITE crackers, or the toilet tissue we use to whip our butts with. LEARN your history before you go around trying to call black people “niggers” or “NIGGA’s”. you have NO right in saying that.
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you are descendants, but i agree that blacks shouldn’t be presumably from Africa. As far as the use of the term ‘nigga’, or ‘nigger’, who uses the term more than black folk???
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stuff
the black guy up top sound like he has been smoking dank for years that shits is sweet and we need to leaglize itpot has killed no one but cigerits have killed millions over the past hundred years pot is a healthy and a fun way to live i hope u people stop haveing a gay mindset about pot like bob marley he was awsome till the faggots in the cia killed him so dont rip on the black guy pot is cool.
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I just smoked a bowl, and that still makes no sense.
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Alright, it’s stupid as fuck how the white jokes are listed as “White Jokes” and the black jokes are listed as ” Nigger Jokes” … Wtf? i thought the word Nigger was supposed to be like .. dead… or something. I swear, if someone especially, of the opposite race, EVER called me a nigger… I’d… Well I’d beat the shit outta them. Just saying.
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lisa
Your either a Nigger or Nigger lover, either way go kill yourself nigger Bitch.
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Grow up
I admit I like racist jokes but your comments are too far… Like really . What makes you piece of shits any better then any other person.. I bet the majority of you ” nigger haters” are total low life’s.. No career and if you are working it’s prob a dead end job going no where. You stupid fucks deserve an ass beating… It’s the 20th century stupid asses.. Either wake the fuck up or shut the fuck up. I’m sure you guys beat your girls and what not too.. Racist jokes are funny but racism is pathetic… You say typical niggers trying to start shit when you are e ones who started this shit.. So please do the world a favor and go fuck yourself . Stop the hate and spread the love.
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I am white trash, lol
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Grow up
Grow up yeah sure we will grow up when we whites get back what is ours all your niggers and mexicans taking our fucking money like seriously with that immigration bull shit stay in your own damn country. See what yall did but a monkey fucker in the office of the white house no you make them think they have rights when they don’t you fuckers get treated better than we whites because yall made us look like trash. Therefore you and the government created racism so instead of us doing that how about you go back to your country and leave us White Americans the hell a-lone.
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huh? try proof-reading.
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Niggers do Stink I can explain...
I think Niggers stink like cow shit because they eat chitlins. Which are fucking cow intestines. I have heard first hand how you dumb fucks soak the intestines in the bath tub to clean out the shit before you boil them er wat ever you do. You dont take a bath in your fucking toilet do you? Then why would you wash shit filled guts out in your bath tub? Hears a thought clean your tub and take a fucking bath! Oh wait no no just drowned yourself cause your a discusting nigger and you cant even stand your self.
Pigs feet there is another reason why fuckn niggers stink like manure. You fuckin coconut heads you got your freedom and still he fucking guts and dog scraps for dinner. Even when your on FUCKING WELFAIR!!
Question: does any one know if it possible to convert a niggers skin oil into a sustainalbe reasource? Like some sort of boifuel?
Thank you God bless
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uh, do you know what sausage and bratwurst casings are made of, you NAZI retard?
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