Racist Nigger Joke 1
How do you get a nigger out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Racist Nigger Joke 2
What are 3 things you can not give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
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What do you call a nigger going down a water slide?
Sewage!
Racist Nigger Joke 4
What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick!
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Whats long and hard on a nigger?
First grade.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The Bucket!
Racist Nigger Joke 7
Whats the difference between a picknick table and a nigger?
The picknick table can support a family.
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Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot
Racist Nigger Joke 9
Why are niggers getting stronger?
TVs are getting bigger!
Racist Nigger Joke 10
Why do niggers have such big dicks?
God felt bad for putting pubes on their head.
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How many niggers does it take to screw in a lite bulb???
none they cant aford a lite bulb!!!
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thats not a very good joke,considering the fact that black ppl arent as poor as you think.
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shut up blackie!!!
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Your mum can’t afford a Light Bulb Bitc h!
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stop war
yall shouldnt be racist if rasism was to speard and whites was trying to inslave blacks again it would be a war that would last century because both sides wouldnt give up easily because blacks got as much power as white so stop.
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really
get a life
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White people are jealous of the negro
white people want what we have, jealously is the root of many evils , do not let the word nigger offend u , nigger is just a word, nigger is just something white people say to feel better about themselves, they were not slave masters, they never owned a nigger, so what they say is just a ghost trying to haunt the present day, slavery is dead, so is the confederate way , racism is a way to direct hate away from ones self, most racists are weak , jokes are jokes , there are some race jokes that are funny, but you can tell when someone means to insult , im only 19 a nigga from chicago streets ive fucked many white bitches, hoes, honkys, sluts whatever, some have said nigger i had to slapp around a couple times but ive learned a word cannnot cause physical harm. ive put a grown man in the hospital for calling my family niggers , it hurt when he said that , but i bet he was hurting more, my point is do not let someone ruin your day just because they got a dildo in their ass
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FUCK YEAH dude you really explained word nigger. but it was wrong you put a man in hospital violence is not the key. in life you just have to let slip somethings. life is a bitch we all know that your human just like i am and nextime just have your thoughts smile and go away than he will loose moraly cause he you wasnt harmed as he thought you would be =)
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Shut the fuck up nigger and go pick my cotton, you damn dirty rape ape.
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I bet your mother and sister love black men.
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blind to bullshit
keep up the real shit.
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Ok you guys need to realize that people pretty much consider you guys the scum of society? im white btw
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screw all u non- racist fags
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What do u call a nigger priest..?
HOLY SHIT!!
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what do you call a white priest?
shit tip dick
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thats retarded
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what do you call a white priest?
a child meloster=]
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halie… screw u
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That white priest joke was stupid and funny as fuck….
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u are the unfunniest person that has ever attempted to make a joke… giggity
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how many nigger does it take to clean a toilet?
none. thats a womans job!
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asshole
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lol nice
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I find these jokes really offensive, ohh no I am whiteeeee. Carry on
loool
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ay littlefoot or little dick i should say since you wanna be racist then… you tellin us to go back to africa well tell me this y the fuck yaw bring us over here apparently if yaw aint want us here y fuckin bother nd oh yeah im only 15 nd i got more knowledge dan yo ass i can be ghetto black ass da fuckin tar dey put on da road but guess wat you will always be that honkey that get to see da black man make in life but ay i guess yaw gettin mad cause black ppl makin more dan yaws asses nd awh yeah by the way… my president is black yo president is black nd guess what if the u.s.a is ran by a black man den you work for da black man bitch ahahahahahahahah nd if you dont like you aint a tue american no matter who da president is you should stand up for who da president is nd so far how many white presidents got killed ill say about 13 how many black presidents got killed uhm hmm none how many lack presidents will there be hmm idk since theres a start i bet you theres gonna be more so fuck you nd i got a joke for yaw racist asses… what do you call a family of racist white ppl… a box a saltines… im done
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Racist Nigger Jokes
hey nigger go screw ur self and go find ur gang and go steal some tv’s and rob some white kids cause ur a nigger. hey how hard is 1st grade? and fyi we brought u here to do work for us and be slaves so go back to africa cause we cant use u anymore
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I hate you!!
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smfh
why the fuck is ur name ” not racist ” and ur being fucking racist , you know shut the fuck up and stop acting like a fucking lil pussy … ur soo damn fucking stupid yo , i mean when u white peeps get older wtf do u guys do ? huh oh waitt u guys go running to them fuccking peeps to get ur damn face lifted and all that shit while when we black peeps can be as normal as possible unlike u dumb fuckerss! FUCK ALL RACIST PEEPS and especially this dumb muthafucker that created this shit! fuck offffffffffffff!
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1. you tellin us to go back to africa well tell me this y the fuck yaw bring us over here apparently if yaw aint want us here y fuckin bother?
We brought you over to America to be our slaves.
2. nd oh yeah im only 15 nd i got more knowledge dan yo ass
If this is true then why the fuck can’t you spell
3. but guess wat you will always be that honkey that get to see da black man make in life
Statistics show that most rich people are white and most people in prison are black.
4. my president is black yo president is black nd guess what if the u.s.a is ran by a black man den you work for da black man bitch
After over 2 centuries you got a black president and also since you black your ancestors probably worked for th white man. Finally I work for no human I work for god.
5. nd so far how many white presidents got killed ill say about 13 how many black presidents got killed uhm hmm none
Only 4 presidents have been killed dumbass and one of them was killed for supporting the freeing of all blacks
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Racist Nigger Jokes
And guess what? I’m only 14, and I know a hell of alot more than your nigger ass. Lets name the things I find wrong with your very obviously jealous statement to the white people.
1) I can use correct grammar and spelling and am able to use a higher level of vocabulary than you.
2) I’ve had my gang hold down a nigger while I broke his fingers one by one, because he tried to grab my sister’s ass.
3) The only reason someone hasn’t gone and killed Barack Obama by now is because, one, they’re too busy worrying about how the war that no one wants to be taxed for is going to be payed off. Two, they are dwelling upon the impending doom that will surely come with the failure of the country on August 2nd when the checks don’t go out. And last, but most certainly not least, if they killed the BLACK president, it would be considered a HATE CRIME.
Now I’ll tell you the things I see that are right about your statement.
1) You’re right, we would have been alot better off if we had never brought you over here in the first place. It was just so easy to enslave people that had no advanced technology, fucked Chimpanzees until they finally contracted a disease, and could be tricked into starting wars with their own neighboring tribes and selling prisoners to slave traders for guns and personal profit.
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u did good deffending black but wen u ended with that gay ass joke it kinda ruinded that whole big ass paragraph
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WTF?
Can you spell? Really? You’re 15 and you can’t spell or talk right. My 6 year old step-daughter can talk better than you. You need to go back to kindergarten and start school all over and re-learn your education. And we have only had one black president vs all of the white presidents. And you cant even count him as white, he wasnt even born here and is of mixed races. If you don’t like the NIGGER jokes, then why would you go on a website that is racist black jokes? What were you expecting to read? White jokes? Yo mama jokes? Its pretty stupid to go to a Racist Nigger Jokes website, then bitch about the racist jokes. That’s pretty stupid if you ask me. Get a life, go back to school, and learn how to spell. Oh, and get your facts straight before you try to talk like you know it all.
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Hey black nigga have you ever heard of a country called liberia.. Well let me clue you in after the civil war America had set this country up to receive all of the x-slaves but according to powers to be at the time we couldn’t make you leave so its not like it wasn’t tried to be rid of you and let me say if it had worked then this would be a hell of a better place with lower taxes because lower prision populations and lower number of people on government assistance and our schools would and could go back to teachin rember when schools were segreted well i don’t either but i do know when it was just whites learning together our students were alot smarter!! Now schools have to deal with getto gangs and black animals disrupting and threating the kids who want to learn…
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dont be mean be fair NNNIIIGGGEEERRRSSS
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ok im full mexican and just fucking hate shit faced welfare fuckkin flea infested monkey lookin shit eatin cumm guzzling pot puffin coke sniffin apes… omg i wish i could join kkk against the fight against crime(niggers)but i cant since im mexican:/ ATTENTION to all niggers dont comment bullshit on here anymore
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Fuck you you racist spick. Haha I got a joke for you.
Q: Why does the Mexican olympic team suck so badly?
A: The ones that can run jump and swim are already in America (LOL)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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fuck you mexicans you the last thing on the food change you stupid wet backs
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maybe because they are rascit as$holes
It’s not bad at all, maybe because they are rascit as$holes. I’m an asian girl (korean) and my first boyfriend was black/thai. People did talk about us but who gives a damn?! I think some black women are very attractive and intelligent too. References :
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why would you stand up for the ppl that descriminate against your race as well?
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I’ve heard more black people say racist things against Mexicans than white people. And Mexicans hate black people more than white people do. Just look at what is happening in L.A. If you think the white man is the biggest evil in the world, think again.
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hellz yeh im whit but mexico rulez!
hell yeh they should let u in were like u and ur like us we are teh same! except 4 apes!
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you fuckin mexican you have to degrade colored people because noone wants your illegal ass on anyones side you fuckin illegal short ugly mayan fuckin corona drinking gangbanging crack selling ms13 blood gang member there and peace out i have to go watch cops you might be on there this time or your granma trying to jump the fuckin border i hope she doesnt get killed wait what am i saying i hope she fuckin rots in tortilla hell
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The dumbest person on here is not the black man, or the Mexican, It’s you. Go to school and learn to write properly. You pathetic fuck.
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ill be southern til the day i die and any of you god damn coons try to take it from me will regret it.
how did you even afford a computer anyway?
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haha,your dumb.
oh and its a fact that there is more white people on welfare than black,so stop tryin to act like your better then anyone.
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sure u dum bitch
fucking scum why arent u in teh kitchen nigger shit?
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Dum da dum dum dum
Halie. Your an idiot. Blacjs no mexicans are the najority on welfare. Idiot
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I love 2 fuck white hoes, and white hoes love me
u honkys are not about shit stop hiding on the internet n if u really hate a niggga get off yo asss n go kill 1 , whiel u talkin about how much u hate niggers im fuckin white bitches not giving 2 shits go n get a bitch instead of jackin off to racist jokes lol dumb white folks, i came here lookin 4 a few jokes few is funny but most i heard
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how do you stop a nigger from drowning
TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF HIS HEAD
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lol good one
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British Skins
How do you stop Tyler Williams from choking? …Take his dads cock out of his mouth!
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YOU QUACKERS/HONKIES NEED TO COME TO MY SIDE OF THE TOWN!!!!I BET WE WILL FUCK YA SCAREY ASS HOES UP IN NO DAMN TIME!!! AHH QUACKERS MAKE ME SICK BUT IM GOING TO GO TAKE A NAP CUZ I CAN’T STAND YA WORTHLESS ASSES ALREADY SO…SUCK MY GRAND DADDY’S DICK BITCH
-Brianna
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get a life
i think yall should stop posting keep stuff to yourself and if you want to be heard go to the person you got problems with and say it to his/her face
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to halie
fuck you u doo gooding whore evidently your to im mature to bee here you dirty skank
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yall all r stupid for bein racists. we all gotta be on this planet so might as well be chill wit each other smoke weed nd stfu!
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TORTILLA HELL? hAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOOOOO!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
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Fuck everyone. This life is a solo mission. Reap what you sow. No one’s going to help you. That’s free advice right there.
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Why dis the little black girl cry when she had diarrhea?
She thought she was melting
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i love black people... at a distance.
joke for yall
whats black and blue with white all over?
rodney king getting his ass handed to him by a bunch of cops.
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Hey black nigga, you know why no black president has got shot? cause barrak is the first black president
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HAHA if your mexcican you obviously dont belong on the interent. I didnt know you coulds speak english. And yes im white! And i hate all you stupid mother racist fuckers.
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your just making jokes about black people because you don’t have anything better to do! fucker!
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but then watch you get jumped
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stupid blacks
What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus?
you get a 8 armed cotton picking nigger that runs on watermelons
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niggers can sukk my dick
everyy damn day i c niggers fuking around wit spanish and wit ya own kind so wtf yall getting mad for cuz its da truth ya black ppl think yall r so much better dan us cuz yall arent slaves no more ya r mostly da ones who start crimes everyday so face da fact da niggers start everything and u white ppl stfu u r no more better dan dem we r all children of god
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How do you keep 5 niggers from raping white girl? Throws em a basketball. How you keep a nigger from jumping in bed? Velcro on the ceiling. Whats difference between dead nigger and
dead deer in road? Skidmarks before the deer. Whats wrong with 4 niggers dead in a °c Cadillac? A Cadillac seats 5. how do you keep a nigger broke? put welfare check under work boots. what dont you call a nigger whos doing great? Yep still a nigger. Whats is fee fee fo sem fee fo fo fo fee fee? Nigger giving his phone number. Im done fer now
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Racist Nigger Jokes
tv education
I hear michael jordan nolonger has to buy toilet paper.
He has the white men on his underware commercials to lick his
ass clean.
Makes me sick to wach them kiss his ass!!!!
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