Racist Nigger Joke 1
How do you get a nigger out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
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What are 3 things you can not give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
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What do you call a nigger going down a water slide?
Sewage!
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What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick!
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Whats long and hard on a nigger?
First grade.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The Bucket!
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Whats the difference between a picknick table and a nigger?
The picknick table can support a family.
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Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot
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Why are niggers getting stronger?
TVs are getting bigger!
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Why do niggers have such big dicks?
God felt bad for putting pubes on their head.




1159 responses to Racist Nigger Jokes
Fucking niggers suck.
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All this shit ya’ll sayin about us but yall wanna be us and get implants and shit done to ya’ll to have asses and shit like us when all r shit is just just come natural i bet yall won’t non of these jokes to our face WHITE REDECK BITCHES
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i’ll tell it to your face and i’ll tell you it on here. you fuking nigger. ruin our fucking society
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FUCK YOU NIGGERS YOU HAVE NO USE BEING HERER
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I keep telling yall.TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE.im not going to spell check anything for you motherfuckers,and i see yall aint either.you motherfuckers aint even worth me rereading this shit.i let yall have it and keep it movin
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LASHAYA, first of all let me point out to you that the reason niggers have such large asses is because you are always sitting on them doing nothing but collecting government money. That is Gods gift to you for being lazy and good for nothing. Second of all is it not the nigger bitches that attempt to grease back your nappy hair and put on wigs in a desperate attempt to elude the fact that you look like a chimp? And let me assure you that no white person in their sane mind would ever want to be a nigger. And finally, are you out of your fucking mind to think for a second I don’t tell a spook like you this same shit to their face? Punk ass Bitch!!
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laashya or what ever your African jungle name is , have u tried ebonics yet cuz ya all and your little comment cant understand it. and big nuts is right u lazy fat black greasy ass nigg’s have huge asses be because all you do is sit on them popping out a 9 month shit u call a baby. u have 12 baby’s on welfare bitching n moaning and sleeping around passing your filthy diseased ass. try going to jenny Craig for sum weight loss and loose the s flap belly. i bet your chicken watermelon eating ass is so Pillsbury bi that u need a mirror to see your pussy
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read your shit learn how to spell and speak nigger
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what the fuck you gona do about it you dont have the dam balls to do shit so shut your fucken mouth you little bitch
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niggers stink as far as me and my girlfriends we would never date a smelly nigger thats just gross… even tryin to kiss a nigger would be like eatin pussy with those nasty pubes on his face!! YUCK!! u fat biches can hav em!!
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well u dumb spook the reason we hav plastic surgery is because we can afford it u dumb porch monkey.we sure as hell aint jealous of your ass.white power my brother
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why do yall keep calling us spooks?
yall are the spooks.the last time i checked ghost were white.see there yall go again trying to turn everything around.
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what the fuck you saying spell right dumbass hhaha u are black and its true you cant give a nigger and education tht’s why niggers have purple pussy and ur shit aint real like ur hair with ur weaves
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Wow you sound really educated! Black women don’t have big boobs at all so I don’t know how you think we try to copy you in that way! Yes we use tan but only a slight shade. How about beyonce and rhiana whenever I see those women they look lighter and lighter! The only thing you have is a massive arse and tbh who wants a fat arse? I’m not going to get all racist and name call like you because that shows your race up. Whenever White women get lip enhancements Its more the top lip they want bigger! You are just a racist! If that words good enough for us it’s good enough for you!
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fuck oyu u nigger ass muncher chode licking mekrob that sucks the ass out a bendy staw u fucking shit on a stick go steel some more fucking bikes out my yard u fucking porch monkeys
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damn bunch of racist honkies here
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i bet i can take your white wife from all yal honkies
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u fucking closet faggot, i bet ud like to take my white brother u nigger cock sucker, eat a white dick BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Also, just for all you koons out there that like to call the white man “cracker” — you need to learn the history of that word. In slave days, the “Cracker” was the white man who beat your ass with a whip, he was called that due to the sound of the whip making a “CRACK” noise when it tore through the nigger flesh of the dirty slaves…. So remember that, when you call us cracker…. you are calling us the mother fucker who beats your ass with a whip…
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AH yes… Those were the good ol’ days! At least a nigger knew his place, they all belong in chains. Fuck them worthless tax-eating burdens to society-ass bubble lipped pubic-chinned crack smokin habitual criminal rapin ghetto livin monkey lookin ignorant ass mother fuckers!! Always stickin their black nigger asses in places it dont belong, when a fuckin nigger butts in my shit he gets beat the fuck down with no mercy to those worthless coons they are a different animal and they just need to stick to there own kind, that goes for u spicks too
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all niggers must hang.you sound like you have been getting the fuck beat out of you by a black guy!!!!hahahahaha!!!!!you have to much hostility in you.Because im going to keep it real with you,there is no reason for you to feel like you do honestly.if you stay away from a black person,we will stay away from you,because we dont really like to be around you no more than you want to be around us.period.
something must have happened to you by a black person and thats not fair to take it out on the whole race.if that was the case you should not like your own race because i no somebody white have done something to you.
and its such a pitty so many of you white racist people are going to hell.beacuse god is love not hate
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nigger. oh my bad i mean keeping it real. you stole our god like you steal everything else from us. our god made us this way to be loving and hateful but he didnt make you bitch. your just the shit nobody wants
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blueman,do you really expect us to believe god is white.white is not even in the bible.romans are,but they have olive color skin.not white like your pale ass.thats why you all hate jews,even blacks for that matter.your roots know the truth.YOU ARE THE CURSED ONES.you are not in the bible.so what do that tell you. your the devils people.see my friend he had to have a people too.
you motherfuckers took that deal.the deal that christ denied the devil,you took it,thats why you all are so powerful on this earth.but you best to believe its going to be a price to pay for it buddy.
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I take that back you are in the bible numbers chapter 12,read it and learn from it.
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its funny how niggers mention the bible when they arent even in it unless its a poor or in slaved person, anyone else find that ironic?
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and its funny how that 9 chances out of 10 that you stole that bible, and im not a skin head(use to be) or anything i just know some black people that rather be white or black people taht act white, those are black people just because you belive in god doesnt mean your good,or means that you are saved, your twisting gods teachings into something that you want it to be, which is a pretty big sin by the way
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First of all brandon(skin head)no i didnt steal my bible,who the hell steals bibles dipshit.see yall say so much crazy shit it makes me think the way i do.nothing is limited to yall.you motherfuckers say devilish shit,so way wouldnt i think yall was his people.
you motherfuckers would curse god,you motherfuckers think yall is god.and that is soooooo the oppisite,GOD WOULD NOT DO AND SAY HALF THE SHIT YALL SAY AND DO.and excuse my french but see thats yall curse words are,are broken french words im not going to hell for that.you ask your self are you and all the racist motherfuckers who have caused this world to be so currupt the same thing.
see paleface,we have a reason to be racist,look at what we have to listen to from you.yall say way worse shit than we do.and im just that person to let you all know we know the reason,its because yall dont know god.because if yall did this website would not even excist.
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This website or the black jokes website.and i know its a white guys website because its way more hurtful ignorant shit on the black website than this one.he tried to take it easy on yall,but thats why im here to let any of you white racist motherfuckers have it.
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THE only thing you have “keeping it real”is 12 niglets all from different daddys,none of which you know were are!PRobably the clap or aids or some other dirty v.d.,a welfare check in the mail,rotten body odor,a fat ass,low I.Q.a nappy head,& some big flapping lips that talk nothing but complete bullshit and total lies!
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It is a gross error to regard niggers as human beings. Africa is a shit-hole. The average nigger has an IQ level that is not higher than that of an institutionalized retard. If you take a look at any country inhabited by niggers, you will realize that that country is underdeveloped, underfed, unclean, with an excindingly and rampant criminal rate, and full of illiterate niggers. Niggers did not build this civilization. They were thrown here, so they do not feel responsible. Do not be naive. Niggers are dangerous animals!
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Unfortunately in this country is perfectly acceptable to be a racist if you are black, but not if you are white. When a nigger says “Suck muh dik, you cracker muthafugga nothing happens, but if you, my dear fellow conrade, say the word ‘nigger’ is the end of the world. Please, stop hipocrisy. Wake up! And this keeps on going. These spooks are going to cause a lotta trouble, believe me. Get ready!
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lmfao. hers the truth. white people stole everything they ever had, even the land that we occupy today. I like to think that we (blacks) are direct descendants of adam and eve. heres why I say that. after they ate the forbidden fruit, God told us never again will we be as blessed as when he actually use to interact with us. he then took his light away and just casted us out of eden. We never lost are way though. why do you think African lives where so simple. all we knew was family and culture like gods people should. then comes satan again!!! But this time he has a better disguise, (the Shape of man) Mined you this is no man that god made. This man cant even stand to be in the sun without getting cancer and there physically challenged in comparison to the rest of man kind. Us being the excepting people we are let these freaks into our homes. but little did we know they had their eyes on those shiny rocks our children kicked around and played with(diamonds and gold). They then do the ultimate sin by using gods word to enslave and murder millions of people who where oblivious to the satanic passion called greed. So my people never mind what theses ignorant children of Lucifer have to say about us, because there for-fathers know all to well the truth about Africans. Thats why its vital for whites to keep us ignorant because we are the superior beings.(children of god) Why do you think most of white America is so evil because if you have a full understanding of the bible you’ll see that this was all planed before any man could look into the future, and knowing this them selves they dont even want to believe in it. why do you think theres a society called the Free Masons(Free from the bible) which the white for-fathers made to prepare for what they call a new world order(Armageddon). I say this to tell my Brothers and sisters to not worry about what is being said about us and Just focus on our culture and family like God intended. Dont swet learning anything that was writing by a white man because it holds no truth. Why do you think you can go all the way back to where and when the first white man was, but theres not a trace of real african history left. They knew that in order to know where your going, you must know where your from. All these white kids have is hate which was inbred in them by the hatred of God by Satan. think about it people!! Just notice the wibsite your on!!
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im so tried of these white bread chicken shits calling us animals.black people there just mad that we’re better than them.better than them in there wronderful sports.hittler was so mad that a african was kickin his white race asses in sports he start calling us animals,he said they must be animals.so the whites been running with that every sense.
animals cant do half the shit a black man can do.and yall must love animals too yall keep fuckin them.blacks too for that matter.
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The only reason you weak,pathetic fools are good at sports etc.is because white man took the very “FEW”of you who were physically strong and bred you over and over so he could build a”BIG,DUMB”nigger who he could work harder and who could pick more cotton.So thank the white man you crying,whinning,bleeding heart,finger pointing,ungrateful barbarians.lol
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quick question here:
what exactly is a spic? i never knew and was always curious
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a mexican
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All u fuckin jigaboos need to start working and stop sitting on ur ass eating watermelon and drinking grape koolaid get a job u fuckin niggers…country boys do it better
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I have always wondered why “THEY” use that term(I thought ,is it because CRACKERS are white,dry & salty? Couldnt figure it out 4 sure.BUT then you opened my eyes,the sound of the whip!YES!FUCKING brilliant man!TRUE genius,makes real sense to me.I like your STYLE,heres one for YOU….An indian,a NIGGER,and a COWBOY all walk into a bar.After a few drinks(which the INDIAN got from all the 1/8 full glasses of beer sitting around..BACKWASH)the INDIAN stands up(BARELY)&says “once WE were many,now were few”AFTER a few more drinks the NIGGER(who payed for them off stolen TIPS & the remainder of his WELFARE check)stands up & says”once WE were few,now were many”then sits down.AFTER a couple more shots the COWBOY(who worked&earned his drinks)stands up & says”THATS BECAUSE WE HAVNT PLAYED COWBOYS & NIGGERS YET!!!NIGGER!
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Wikopedia that shit NIGGERS! I wanna meet this”MAN”
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My input was disliked why?
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Jacob, nobody liked your input because it appears to me you are a fucking idiot. This isn’t a spelling bee nor is it a college classroom. People abbreviate words to shorten the time it takes to get their point accross to dumb fucks like you. My suggestion to you is that you find a hobby. Please don’t come on these sights trying to flex your intellectual muscle because I do not think you have any. By the way dip shit, you should try running a little spell check on your own damn paragraph! Fucking goofball!!
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For one you seem to be highly offended by my so called “Intellectual muscle”.
Either THAT or you hate me because I am not a flaming prejudice dickhole like the majority of people who provide commentary here are.
I don’t see where you interpret that I am an “idiot”
If you would remember correctly an Idiot is a person who sports lower then average intelligence. You yourself claim that I don’t need to be here because it is not a spelling bee nor a college class room.
Now being that I am a highly logical person that implies to me that you were saying that I am too smart for this web page.
Make up your mind please, am I an “Idiot” or a person who is too Intellectual to be here. Because you damn well insinuated it.
“People abbreviate words to shorten the time it takes to get their point accross” -By the way you spelled “across” wrong
That sounds like some sad excuse a person who is too lazy nor doesn’t have the brain capacity to spell out words correctly would say.
You say I should find a hobby?
Should it be a hobby like yours, which from my point of view you really enjoy sitting at mommies computer talking shit over the internet to a person you don’t know and seem to be highly defensive from according to your frequent slinging of insults.
All in All hats off hands down I don’t need to shoot down an entire group over the internet like you clearly did in a previous post.
You make yourself out to be the local “badass” of this page because you said you would say something like that to peoples faces in real life.
Well I gotta say a person that has balls like that would be a person who doesn’t hide behind his computer monitor NOR a misleading screen name to stress his point as freely as you did.
Thats why you got such a mouth on you right now.
Your right anyway this is not the place for me to be.
I am in the process of getting my diploma and it is sad that this early in life and I already show more smarts then you likely mid aged grown men who still live with their parents.
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Jacob, upon further review of your previous post it appears to me you also are too lazy and do not posses the brain capacity to spell out simple numbers such as F-I-V-E and O-N-E-H-U-N-D-R-E-D! What is up with that? Allow me to re-emphasize the fact in assurance that there is no misunderstanding… YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!! Now that you are on the verge of graduating, it’s time for you to grow up little boy. And yes, as you so eloquently put it, I am the local “Badass”. The curiousity is killing me, just how many lockers did you get stuffed in your senior year? Not only are you an idiot, you are a fucking pussy too. This is my last time on this fuckin site, later and yall be good!! “B”
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THE reason you dont live w/your parents is because you dont know who they are& they dont care who you are.you were nothing but a burden to them(same as responsibility&work 2 you NIGGERS)& now theve LEFT your “PATHETIC PUNK ASS”behind 2 burden the rest of society.BUT dont worry,were building “SPECIAL” housing for you & your WEAK kind & you can LIVE w/all your “BROTHERS”there w/no chance of parole(BOO-fucking-HOO!)MUST suck being a “NIGGER”.Thank.God.Im.White &your not.lol(SOME of the best money the white race has ever spent!)
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HAHA Well done, I have a year left at OSU myself,Oklahoma State if you must know, and my bad, I double punched “c” Shit happens get over it. And God damn dude, you obviously cannot recognize sarcasm when it is fully fucking loaded on you, that Jacob, is why I consider you a fucking idiot. Notice I stated “trying” to flex your pea brain, the only thing that I was insinuating was the fact that indeed you are a fucking whinning little mama’s boy.I am willing to wager that you have never worked a fucking day in your life as I have these past few years at college. Part of me is inclined to rip all over that pathetic display of a retaliation, but you are not worth my time and it did have it’s moments. At least I got a smile out of it. I will tell you I cannot stand it when people say that someone is “hiding” behind a computer screen. What do you fucking want, my full name, social security number, and bank account? God damn man, this is 2010 identity theft is out of control and you idiots are wanting people to post names and addresses,SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT STUPID SHIT!
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I’m sorry for offending you and evidently misunderstanding you. Bur regardless sarcasm or no sarcasm text is not the best way to put what you mean in the correct context.
You said I was a “mama’s boy”… hahaha. Your about as funny as a 10 second clown without his shiny red nose.
Your telling me to get over it because I called you out after spelling a word wrong. I have nothing to get over because I was giving back what you said. You told me to run a spell check on my paragraph I was simply gifting you the check in return. I’m not the one who got on to a specific person about spelling and then spelled a word incorrectly myself. You shot yourself in the foot on that one.
Also you said you would wager that I never worked a day in my life… The computer that I am typing from was purchased in parts with money I have earned from WORKING. Then I myself put it together like a goddam lego puzzle.
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I did not ask for your address or social security number. People who post their ss number are stupid anyhow. If your so protective about your name SS number address and all that personal info then why were you talking about things before that can lead to it being compromised. You can say your protective from “Identity theft” all you want. But you and me both know the truth.
personally I don’t want you to post any names, I was just saying that it kind of makes you look like a pussy if you play that tough guy game and not supply a bit of background. You took what I said about not posting anything nonethelss a minimum of a name, and twisted it around. You blew it way out of proportion to try and make me look lower then you. I don’t have to do that because I love basing my citations and relevance on facts.
You say that I am not worth your time? That’s funny because you seemed free enough to get in a deep enough argument with me.
You also said something like you hated people who say that others hide behind their computers.
Well truth be told I hate having to do that in the first place. But I like to let people know that this generation still has some good in it, and I make due by making a fine line and isolating those people away from me to let others know that we are completly different in every aspect.
Other then that just skip all the bullshit.
1. I am a Junior
2. I got stuffed into 0 lockers
3. You keep talking shit over the internet
I live on the don’t add an address numnuts! .
I will even pay for your trip
Come see me
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you can just keep lying to all these people about how much of a beast you are on the internet.
You better go your toilets backing up
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u fucking gay ass faggot!!!!!
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EDUARDO UR A FUCKING MORON R U NIGGER OR WETBACK EITHER WAY IT THE NIGGER POPULATION FUCKING LITTLE KIDS U FUCKIN NIGGER AODS FAG GO FUCK ANOTHER MONKEY U NIGGERS RUIN THE US
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EDUARDO UR A FUCKING MORON R U NIGGER OR WETBACK EITHER WAY ITS THE NIGGER POPULATION FUCKING LITTLE KIDS U FUCKIN NIGGER AIDS FAG GO FUCK ANOTHER MONKEY U NIGGERS RUIN THE US
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fuk all u niggas lol u all look like a bunch of transexual chimps. Lol just like these 2 niggas from reservoir named sammie n metyas. Ther proof that youz r all fukin ugly pooftas
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Niggers are nothing but a pimple on the ass of society. If you agree text the number80-410-0950
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803-410-0950
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what does a nigger and an apple have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree XD oh that takes me back… ^-^
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Not one of you can possibly be over the age of five, and even a five year old should have more common sense and kindness in one finger of his hand than any one of you displays.
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Please. Allow me to isolate myself from the rest of these degenerates. I am a higher IQ outlier on this page which is why I stick out like a sore thumb.
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No Jacob, you stick out like a sore thumb because you sound like a flaming faggot.
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lmfao…. Jacob you do…but Black power!!!..Fag
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jacob ur a fukin faggot nigger luvr u think ur so fuckin smart then get the fuck off this site and go back to ur gayporn site u on all the time hidin bitchass i checked the other niggers ph# and ur adress and both were fake u chicken shit cowards pussyass biotches fuck all niggers and nig luvrs ur all worthless
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thats cool but ur still a fag who likes da cock
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COON PILE OF FUCKING BLACK ASSED SHIT, JUST LIKE YOUR GOD OBOZO. HE’S THE ONE WITH THE CLOWN SHOES ON. WITH BIG NIGGER EARS AND LIPS AND A WOMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CHIMPANZEE AND SMELLS LIKE ONE TOO. JUST NIGGERS TRYING TO DO A WHITE MANS JOB.
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hi palefaces,I had to comment on k.barbarians comment.I’m just wrondering how many of you white boys have been benefiting from obama’s wronderful programs.(secretly)first there was the 250dollars he gave out to people recieving s.s or ssi.did you are your grandmother give that check back?then there was cash for clunkers,i didnt see one black person at the dealership by my house,it was all white people getting in on that deal.then there was the 6-8 thousand dallors tax credit he gave people who was buying a house.(to boost your fuckin wronderful country)then for the whining rich boys did you are your daddy turn down that daelership bail out or that bank bail?(i dont think so)and what about that increase he gave for you poor white boys on your income tax.did you turn that    down ?did you say,NO I DONT WANT TO HURT THE ECONOMY TAKE THAT INCREASE BACK.lol(dont think so)
the turth is (and the truth hurt sometimes)that he is the best president you are me have ever had.period.he has been working nonstop sense he have been in office.I havent seen a president do that in my hole live.
and one more thing you wish your mother,girlfriend,sister,daugher looked as good as the first lady.
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wow u act like u dont care but yet u waste all your time typing on a computer wow dats just waste of your energy just as i am doing now so just stfu gosh it fuckin retarded u jackasses
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wow u act like u dont care but yet u waste all your time typing on a computer wow dats just waste of your energy just as i am doing now so just stfu gosh its fuckin retarded u jackasses
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u act like u dont care but yet u waste all your time typing on a computer wow dats just waste of your energy just as i am doing now so just stfu gosh its fuckin retarded u jackasses
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I hate fucking coons,niggers,darkeys,blacks anything darker than a white man u fucking poor ass greasy niggers who are on section 8 taking my government money cause you cant work all you can do is play sports and rap.you niggers can only play basketball cause ur good at shooting,stealing,and running. FUCK ALL NIGGERS stop trying to skate u cannt dont wear white peoples cloths wear fubu and new balances u fucking bums
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we black people should keep calling these white crackers niggers,because they act more like a nigger than any other race.
there barbarians(savages)they are the ignorant(not having no knowledge of truth)people.they always try and turn things around so we wont see the real them.
they keep saying the mexicans brought the swine flu but they’re the ones keep getting it.there liers,big ones at that.
im so sick of these honkies.
this is what make yall a nigger
living in trailers(degusting living arrangment)
keep fucking your babies(leaving them in the woods to rot)
dont EVER wash yall hands after using the bathroom
your white women sleep with everybody in the world(nasty whores)
and if you dont shave(men and woman)you start looking like cousin it.(hairy monsters)
i think that qualify you as a nigger.NIGGERS!!!
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another thing you guys do every thing you say we do but worse.
black gang banger/white cereal killers
petty theifts/white wall street
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thats tru but for evry 1 cerial killer theres a 100,000 gangbangers and how bout those little kid that get shot up it drivebys… nothing worse then fags that spread aids like that jacob dude tho closet homos…
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you know what i find so funny that when white people try to act like niggers they are really trying to act like baggy jeans hoodlums with slang and those scullys on there head but when black people try to act white they try to act educated and professional and try using proper language so which race is really better i know this young punks that thinks we should bow down to them just because there great great great parents where hung that has nothing to do with them where living in the year 2010 we have been comensating them monkey fucking clowns for years it called welfare ….so if you were never a slave stop acting like us white people that work for what we have owe you something …yes maybe we stereo type niggers but all you monkeys live up to that stereo type and take pride in it you live your lifes like your in a rap fucking video ….why dont you get a job and stop crying….this guy i know swear all cops have it againts him just because he is black im like well maybe they have it against you cause you were in the middle of commiting a crime dumbass….i hate niggers
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this is to keeping it real you have no political insites and yes we took those deals he gave out because unlike you coons we work and used our hard money to pay for it …the more white people move from apartments and buy house there is more apartments for your section 8 idiot….and the only reason u think the president is good is because hes black well sorry to tell you this but hes half white and thats where the good shit comes from is his white side ….dumb ass
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first off ur all idiots. ur sitting on a computer saying things about people u will never say to their face. second off why is everyone filled with all this hate? i mean over the color of someones skin? come on now people are of all colors just deal with it that’s the way it goes but the world is getting smaller and smaller the more advanced we get which means people are mating with other people everywhere and pretty soon everyone’s going to be a beautiful shade of brown. now i have a suggestion for all of you…..why don’t you get off of these websites that don’t mean shit and use the internet for knowledge not ignorance?? there is so much history that is not taught to us in school that really ur stupid until you break away and start learning on ur own…maybe if u start to learn ur history then you will start to direct ur anger at the right things and maybe something will really change…also why so serious me and my friends who are all different races sit around and laugh at all of these jokes because this shit is not that serious. and don’t come at me with no crazy shit about spelling or being a fucking hippie if there were more people in the world like me we would be 10 times better love everybody not just yourself….
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“How strange is the lot of us mortals! Each of us is here for a brief sojourn; for what purpose he knows not, though he sometimes thinks he senses it. But without deeper reflection one knows from daily life that one exists for other people — first of all for those upon whose smiles and well-being our own happiness is wholly dependent, and then for the many, unknown to us, to whose destinies we are bound by the ties of sympathy. A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving…
“I have never looked upon ease and happiness as ends in themselves — this critical basis I call the ideal of a pigsty. The ideals that have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. Without the sense of kinship with men of like mind, without the occupation with the objective world, the eternally unattainable in the field of art and scientific endeavors, life would have seemed empty to me. The trite objects of human efforts — possessions, outward success, luxury — have always seemed to me contemptible.
“My passionate sense of social justice and social responsibility has always contrasted oddly with my pronounced lack of need for direct contact with other human beings and human communities. I am truly a ‘lone traveler’ and have never belonged to my country, my home, my friends, or even my immediate family, with my whole heart; in the face of all these ties, I have never lost a sense of distance and a need for solitude…”
“My political ideal is democracy. Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized. It is an irony of fate that I myself have been the recipient of excessive admiration and reverence from my fellow-beings, through no fault, and no merit, of my own. The cause of this may well be the desire, unattainable for many, to understand the few ideas to which I have with my feeble powers attained through ceaseless struggle. I am quite aware that for any organization to reach its goals, one man must do the thinking and directing and generally bear the responsibility. But the led must not be coerced, they must be able to choose their leader. In my opinion, an autocratic system of coercion soon degenerates; force attracts men of low morality… The really valuable thing in the pageant of human life seems to me not the political state, but the creative, sentient individual, the personality; it alone creates the noble and the sublime, while the herd as such remains dull in thought and dull in feeling.
“This topic brings me to that worst outcrop of herd life, the military system, which I abhor… This plague-spot of civilization ought to be abolished with all possible speed. Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism — how passionately I hate them!
“The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science. Whoever does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer marvel, is as good as dead, and his eyes are dimmed. It was the experience of mystery — even if mixed with fear — that engendered religion. A knowledge of the existence of something we cannot penetrate, our perceptions of the profoundest reason and the most radiant beauty, which only in their most primitive forms are accessible to our minds: it is this knowledge and this emotion that constitute true religiosity. In this sense, and only this sense, I am a deeply religious man… I am satisfied with the mystery of life’s eternity and with a knowledge, a sense, of the marvelous structure of existence — as well as the humble attempt to understand even a tiny portion of the Reason that manifests itself in nature.”
Albert Einstein
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like ive been sayin u bitch ass white niggas ive got adresses yall say you will say it to my face haha bullshit i respect the tough man shit but please bitches yall aint doing shit nigger means ignorance and thats how yall white people actin so if you hate niggers you hate ignorance and therefore hate yourself please just stop that bullshit im so close to showin yall what a nigga act like bitches so shut yall shit up
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at least u no what the term “nigger” is i am white and it offends me as soon as these imbred fucks start talkin that shit to yalls faces or comin in your area they need to shut the fuck up they can talk a big game wen yall aint around my best friends are black and nobody makes racial slurs to them cause the last dude that did got his face broke lol
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Ok first off let me start with this. I am white my girlfriend is Spanish. Ok as far as slavery went whites didn’t start enslaveing it were actually Africans from other tribes hunting down and captureing other aficans to trade to the white people for items such as food and weapons. So you can’t blame white people for the slavery in America. So if you want to blame someone for slavery in America than blame your fellow aficans who traded your grandparents for glass beads.
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coca,
are you reading the same shit we’re reading?i dont hear none of us blacks complaining about slavery.if you pay attention you guys are talking about slavery more than we are.
first let me say,if you do hear us talking about it its in return to something yall said.second.we talk about it SOMETIMES because its part of our history,dont you motherfuckers talk about your history?
third,you dont know shit whiteboy.every race have enslaved eachother in some point in time.whites have enslaved whites before(EUROPE)asia have enslaved eachother,and the list goes on.yes some of our africian kings did sell some of us to the whiteman but after awhile yall greedy,grimmy asses start stealing the kings too.lol.so see white boy you are still evil,greedy,cheating motherfuckers.
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u no i am white and i am not happy because all white people do is try to think that they are better than everybody else if whites i cant be white and have some fuckin hillbilly try and fight me all the time. im not sayin white people are the only racist people. i think everybody can be racist. but i hate whites that think they are better than everybody else and dont have anything else better to do than try and start shit. the word “nigger” to me is anybody white black mexican anything if u think that black people are lazy take a look at white people because their is a lot of em that dont do shit with their lives. and for u racist white imbred fuckin hillbillies ur the fuckin niggers u peices of white trash shit
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Lol your a funny little black boy. Every race was enslaved at one time or another. But you don’t hear other races complaining about it. You can’t call me races because I am engaged to my spainish gf. I think you need to grow up cause it sounds like you have problems with white people. Even my black friends are laughing about all this shit. We joke around about slavery all the time doesn’t mean I am races. Now what I find races is the fact blacks have a whole month dedicated to them. Why can’t whites have a month for ourselfs. You have all black colleges but if we want a all white college that would be races. (I applied to the all black college as a joke and they told me stright out “we do not allow whites in this college” ) like yesterday a black guy called me a cracker for no reason so I called him a nigger and he got all upset. What I am trying to say is that your race is just as much to blame for all the racism as any other race
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coca your a funny little whiteboy,first of all im a girl shitbag.second your sliding in your racist comments at the same time your saying your not racist.third you dont need a white month because we learn about white shit everyday in school dumdass.
and you dame right i have a problem with you white bread chicken shits look how yall talk to us and about us.yall keep saying we’re complaining ,yall are the ones keep complaining.you motherfuckers AWAYS turning something around you are the niggers(ignorant person).your so selfish and greedy you cant even share a fucking month.crybaby.you motherfuckers wouldnt let us in your colleges so we made our own dumb ass.
all you racist bastards want us blacks to sit back and let yall talk your shit and say nothing.well that will never happen again.we going to talk our shit every time you talk your shit.bitch.
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