Racist Nigger Joke 1
How do you get a nigger out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Racist Nigger Joke 2
What are 3 things you can not give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
Racist Nigger Joke 3
What do you call a nigger going down a water slide?
Sewage!
Racist Nigger Joke 4
What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick!
Racist Nigger Joke 5
Whats long and hard on a nigger?
First grade.
Racist Nigger Joke 6
What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The Bucket!
Racist Nigger Joke 7
Whats the difference between a picknick table and a nigger?
The picknick table can support a family.
Racist Nigger Joke 8
Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot
Racist Nigger Joke 9
Why are niggers getting stronger?
TVs are getting bigger!
Racist Nigger Joke 10
Why do niggers have such big dicks?
God felt bad for putting pubes on their head.
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niggers ALWAYS TRYIN A PICK A FIGHT WITH EVRYON GAY ASSES
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Bitch if yo punk ass wouldnt be tawkin shit nobody wouldnt haveto whoop yo punk ass..Yuh fuckin CRACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey Obama, I should have kept you worthless no good niggers in chains!! I was drunk when I freed you monkeys and should have just boxed yall up and sent you back where you came from. You niggers are so ungratefull for the many hundreds of thousands of good WHITE people who fought and died to free your pathetic race. This will forever be known as the biggest mistake in American history. You people have destroyed a once powerful nation and reduced it to a nation of vine swinging apes selling dope to children and running around like savages.
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i believe that 1oo% if it weren’t for the white man the damn apes would still be in fucking africa or where ever we took them pieces of shits from, dieing from aids and other shit so niggers next time you see a whiteman say thank you.
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niggers are shit beasts. I’m disgusted that we let these things roam around outside a plantation. Primitive criminal shit beasts is what they are. Beware, they may stab you in the neck with a meat thermometer or say something like, “ay, gimme u walle foo” because English is a second language.
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I fell as if the joke at the top of this page is more of a fact then a joke. Simply because all of you dumb fucks ( blacks ) don’t know how to spell. For example “tawkin”. Its talking. Let me ask this question does any of you dumb asses know what the true meaning of the word nigger ?? Probably not. It means an ignorant person. So all you retards that are getting you panties in a knot need to go back to school and try to get a better education.
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Learn how to speak English you dumb ass big lip jiggaboo. You niggers are nothin but nasty ass smelly grease balls with nappy hair and huge monkey lips with your wide porch monkey nose FUCK OFF your all worthless pieces of shit that will NEVER be good at anything takin up space your all so worthless you can’t take care of a family you get six women pregnant and leave every one of them to raise them alone
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Cause I am sick of the double standards. If you don’t like white people calling you nigger than maybe you shouldn’t say “what up nigga” to all your friends. I guess I am getting under your skin cause you are being more races than I am. Shit I haven’t even made a races remark to you and you start saying sll this shit. Maybe you should look at how your talking and have a little more respect than that. Sorry I aint as dumb as some of the others on this. I bet you never even dated outside your own race. I am willing to bet you and your black friends talk shit about white people for no reason.
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coca,this is my last time talking to you.its not a double standard nigger and nigga are two different words.when a white person say it its being hurtful,when my friends say it,it’s saying never ignorant getting goals acommplished.black people turned a negative into a positive.
last i dont talk about people for no reason,you must havent read this website.you people want to be able to say what ever you want and we got to laugh about it.
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BITCH!!!!!its a diffrent between nigger and nigga…and hell naw i aint dated outside my race cuz yuh CRACKERS dont no how to act…….
Hell yeah WE ALL tawk about yall
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yes you talk about us, its just too bad that you stupid fucks cant speak or spell correctly. god made a huge mistake when he created yall. i think he did it for the white mans ammusement.
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and the devil made yall to scare the holy shit out of us
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How come a nigger can’t keep a job?
No trust.
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What do black people and obama have in common?
Nothing, obama is educated.
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Why do black people think obama is their president?
Because they see a big nose, black skin, and a jery curl.
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Hey i got a cuple of funny niger jokes i came up with
Why do niggers love baseball? Because it gives them a home to run to
Why dont niggers do ther “home”work? They dont have a home to do it at.
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hey
i found your jokes rather funny.
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certainly cheered me up
got anymore. if u ave add them
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BItch!!!! whf yall dirty asses wen isee yall: omma beat yall awp ; talkkin boud black pepo . yall hoes prlly live nn trailers ne ways!!!
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this barack obama is not black,he’s a fake black guy your not foolin me.black poeple dont talk or write like that,you idiot.
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people.lolololol
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wow kid learn how to spell
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Niggers don’t like baseball u dumbass
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lool. these are funny jokes. im on the phone to mate and needed cheering up. so we decided to go on here they certainly done the job
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here are a couple of my favs
why do black people smell?
so blind people can hate them 2!
what did god say when he saw the first nigger?
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oops i burnt one
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nicola,
this is what god said when he seen you guys,
dame who left these undone ones out,now there rotten and they smell like wet dog.
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that is the lamest thing i’ve ever heard someone say
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Why dont niggers play hockey because there pussies
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NAH WHITE GUY MORE LYK THE OTHER WAY ROUND
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Go kkk gay ass faggot niggers poor ugly apes shut the fuck up ape fags piece of shit fat bitch lovers
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Look at the poorist countries Haiti All of Africa pooor as shit uneducated besides south africa 9% of the population there is white and they make it a rich country in africa niggers are poor look at the richest countries most of all europe is rich and the smartest oh because there white Australia rich smart no crime oh because there white,look at states in the usa wyoming north dakota south dakota montana and so on no crime there because there white ,white ppl are the best we rule the world were the most richest strongest and smartest ppl history porves it no nigger countries are in history like that
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Racist Nigger Jokes
kkk is aweful,
you motherfuckers have raped destoryed and stoled everything from every country in the world,thats why your so rich stupid.other countries dont live in as much vanity as you motherfuckers.things dont make people happy,people make people happy and thats why other countries are not worried about all that vanity.so we’re not worried about that bullshit we’re happy to be alive and enjoying the beautiful WORLD god gave us,not all that manmade shit.
as for the crimes i guest you guys be forgetting the shit that yall do.like someone else said yall will that your LEGAL gun to school and ILLEGALLY shoot every fuckin body insight,and that happens in the white white states.
and about been uneducated if you go to the hospitals there are a lot of AFRICAN doctors so we cant be that uneducated.
p.s. first open heart surgen (black man)
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one more thing you say we dont have a history.let me give you a little.god gave africa every thing you white motherfuckers love.gold dimonds oil and much much more.so see baby he loves us too.
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god didn’t love you he just felt bad for africa cuz your stinkin asses were their
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YEAh thats why you are all killing yourselves over trying to get the white mans money for them diamonds and oil.you blacks cant even stand each other.AND as far as you enjoying each others company,HAH!and if you dont care for “MANMADE MATERIALISTIC”things why you spend SO much time on that computer,hypocrite BITCH!
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TGIW,i didnt say i was living in the flintstone ages,im saying all countries dont live and die to keep up with america.as far as blacks dont like eachother,first yall say we cant stop having kids now we dont like eachothers company,cant have babies by eachother if we dont like eachother my friend.and last i wish you white people stop acting like you dont rob rape and kill.are you kidding me or are you kidding your self.
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Hay niggardly bitch whoever is standing up for niggers. Oh yeah that’s right keeping It real you nigga bitch. One thing I have to say isto to fuck yourslef.
Another is amen to all you nigger hating people out there; and hope you live a good life
Also keepingitreal you skank ass nigga you say god loves with giving you dimonds and all that other bullshit is probably not true.
And if god really trully love you so why then are you still living in that shitholr africa, or if not you then your monkey relatives and all that other l bulllshit
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Racist Nigger Jokes
KKK IS GAY
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kkk you dont rule nothing but your pissy sheets you and your papy wear.thats why your so angry you dont have nobody to rule anymore.ahaaa we will kill your white asses now.whos the punk now
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and if we’re monkeys yall are white paleface albino monkeys,no yall look like a person turn inside out.lolololllll
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14. 88.
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I’m african american(Black/Niggar/Nigga), i think racism is silly, every race has flaws no one should feel above another person….thats a total waste of time, i hope the immature people on this thread have a wake up call one day, and since these are just jokes #9 is hella funny
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U HIPPIE MOTHER FUKER FUK DOUBLE D QUANTOM PHYSICS
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fuck all the dirty tennis ball monkey looking nigers hope u all just die i gotta joke: ” how long does it take a niger bitch to take a shit?” 9 months ahaha that’s fucking so hilarious damn i am one funny ass white girl and PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!! FUCK THE NIGGERSS
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jenny’s just mad two black girls are the best tennis players of all times,yayayay.way better than you guys at everything thats why you want us dead.
p.s i would want us dead too,yayayyaya
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Okay, so Niggers are fucking nasty. I honestly can say theyre all pieces of shit, even the ones in my family are drug addicts and having kids at the age of 13? and the only reason the ‘rise above us’ is because our fucking ignorant president is also a NIGGGGGGGGER ! and all these people saying ‘oh im black fuck you blah blah blah’ theres a differece between a black person and a nigger, a black person is a person that fucking black… a nigger is an ignorant black person. just most black people are niggers & thats why you guys all get offended. Most of the people on here are saying this offends you? Get the fuck off the site? why would u be looking up nigger jokes if they offend you? dummmbasses. -- Ive actually had some expierences with niggers, where theyve all supposed to have jumped me? thats why this worlds fucked up, look around and you’ll see its mostly stupid niggers that should be in jail but get away with shit because the world feels bad for them? WHY? cause we suppposedly owe them since they were in slavery, welll that wasnt the black people that are in todays society, that was BACK THEN! so we dont owe them shit.. they fucking owe us, they get welfare and all of them get fucking bussed into school for free when all of the ‘white’ people have to pay 300$ just to go to school? FUCKKK THAT! & FUCK NIGGERS!
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Racist Nigger Jokes
u white people are worser i noe 3 people dat are pregnant n 2 of them are 12
n guess wat…
THEY F-ING WHITE
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3 of my friends stole and guess what they are all black so what?
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wuuh upp nigga. niggers talk like total dumb fucks cuz their monkey ass ape peice of shit brains havent evolved yet thats why they were slaves. they were to fucken retarded to do anything else.
O ne
B ig
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M istake
A merica
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hahahaha so funny (: i’ll admit, some “nigga” jokes can be pretty mean. but others are sooo funny! i don’t see why they get so mad, when they do the same shit to us? just because your black doesn’t mean you should get the special treatment? yeah some white ppl are going a little far, black ppl are humans too weather you like it or not (: and i’ll admit something else, i love being white, black ppl are always saying “motherfucker” what a queer . and crackers? ouch? not the best racist name (:
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When is someone going to shoot that nigger president alreddy
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spoken like a true devil
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yo i m not trying to be racist bok but stop making fun of these niggers ok
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was that suppose to be funny
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shut the fuck up u dumb cunt it made me laugh
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big 9,i bet your a little 1.now that was funny.lololol
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lol ya gotta admit that was KINDA funny… u got me on that one keeping it real. i read through all these posts and thought id fire one at ya to get ya goin haha theres some pretty hurtful shit on here so u keep it real and keep given em hell im white and was on here just for fun but theres some nasty shit bein said that just aint funny so u take care keepin it real ur posts have put a smile on my face and i guess thats what its all about aint it?-Big 8 (ok so i lied about the 9)
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I hate all you damn niggers. Ya’ll are just a total
waste of skin. Worthless ass monkey ape African
jungle-bunny stinkin’ sons of bitches! Go back to
Aperica you welfare suckin’ black bastards! And,
take that high-yeller Obama back with you!
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WHY DOESNTT EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
and ‘cornbread’ before uu go saying stuff bout black people why dont you get your little white arsee into school and learn how to spell(;
anywayyy…
WTF IS YOUR GUYS PROBLEM!!
i mean pleasee all you damm mother fuckerr white people aree telling black ppl to go back to there country…
WE ARE IN THE FUTURE NOT THE PAST..
so stop being freackin’ racist.
and also if it werent for niggers then you white people wouldnt have half the knowledge or stuff that you own.
AND ALL YOU BLACK PEOPLE COMMENTING, your making it worse by commenting.
ISNT it BLACK PEOPLE WHO STARTED OFF ‘THE GHETTO STUFF’ i bet most of you white people commenting are boys who act all hard and ghetto at school.
SO WHY DONT ALL YOU WHITE&&BLACK COMMENTERS JUST GO SUCK YOUR MUMS COCK AND STOP COMMENTING!!
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Racist Nigger Jokes
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP MIXEDRACEGIRL!!
TRUE DAT BLOOD.
ALL DEM WHITE BOYS AT MY SCHOOL TRYNA ACT GHETTO
U AINT A MOTHER FUCKING GANGSTA!!!!
N ALL U RACIST REDNECKS
GO BACK TO UR TRAILERS WHITE TRASH!!!
ALL I GOTTA SAY IF I EVAH MEET ONE OF U, U BETTER RUN FAST COS I HAVE NAILS SHAPED LYK CAT CLAWS N I WILL NOT RETHINK GOUGING OUT YALL EYES!!!!1
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You dipshit, he spelled everything perfect! Cornbreads grammar gave me a spellinggasm!!! Youre a retard, you spelled ‘uu’ instead of You when you said he couldnt spell. I guess ill go get my ‘arsee’ in school. Dumb Aperican.
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YESSSSSS SMART NIGGAAA :L:L
and listen up uu jenny girl who wrotee up der, pleasee, i could whoop your fuckingg WHITEE ASSEE anyday…..
ALL YOU WHITE GIRLS ARE THE SAMEE, tryannaa show off your bloody ass, well lovee here is somee information, YOUU AINT GOT A ARSEE, you got two flat pancakess…
GOSHH why do all you white ppl think your better then blacksss, cuszz NEW FLASH.. uu aint fuckingg bettaa den us!!
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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP MIXEDRACEGIRL!
ALL U WHITE GIRLS TRYINA GET SURGERY TO GET UR LIPS PLUMPED AND TO GET UR BOOBS BIGGER N UR ASS BIGGER COZ U AINT GOT NONE OF THOSE TINGS N US BLACKS DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Smart Nigger?! THATS A JOKE!
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO:L:L
initt, likeeee all the whitee girls in p.e aree always just likee to mee ooohh i wish i had big boobs and a big arse,, ooo i wish i wass blackk :L:L
Its stupiddd, you whitee ppl aree here, trying to tell us black ppl that all white ppl hate black people, when there are white people out there in the world TANNING THEMSELFS/TALING GHETTO, cuszz they wanna be blackk….
black people tbh are probally the most advanced racee, whilst all you white mother fuckers try to get as high as us, we are always gunaa be better den uu
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^^ TRUE DAT LYK SERIOUSLY
MY BEZZIE (SHE WHITE) SHE LYK TO ME UR ASS LOOKS GREAT WHEN U RUN N SHIT LYK DAT
N BLACK PEOPLE RUN TINGS
SO ALL U WHITES STOP HATIN COZ U NOE DAT DEEP DOWN U WANNA B LYK US
N GREEN AINT A NICE COLOUR!!!!!!!!!
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yeahh ii knoee, but she like is quarter cast :L:L
i meaaan, likee tbh this is true on sports daays, all the black ppl racingg wunn, i mean that just proves that we are faster and better den white people.
and we also know who to dress and put makeup on to go clubbing without looking like a slut and by the end of the night we can return home in are bed, whilst other white sluty girls aree be knocked up:L:L
THIS IS A TRUEE FACT, DAT MOST PREGNANT TEENAGERS ARE WHITEE…. END OF!!
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I NOE THREE PREGNANT TENNAGERS
THEY ALL WHITE
N TRUEEE DAT BOUT THE CLUBBING TING
LYK WHITE PEOPLE R THE MESSED UP ONES
THEY DRINK
DO DRUGS
CUT THEMSELVES
U WILL NEVER SEE A BLACK PERSON BEING EMO
COZ IT AINT A BLACK TING TO DO
U REDNECKS R TOO MATERIALISTIC
US BLACKS JUST ENJOY EACH OTHERS COMPANY
N U WHITES DON’T U LYK STUFF
STUFF DOESN’T MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY
PEOPLE MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY
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yeah you love each others company? thats why you worthless p.o.s. are all killing each other all over the world and what are you doing on that”MATERIALISTIC”computer stupid nap head.
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oh!and as long as you all keep killing each other…well ALL be happy!
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spoken like another white devil
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White devil? Stop watching Ace Ventura, you damn, dirty ape.
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FUCK THIS NIGGA white is chill
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What a stupid dumb ass thing to say. It’s not about your colour that makes you do those things I have loads of black friends and they are as fucked up as the next! What a load of crap!
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OHH SHUT THE FUCKK UP!
white people are killing people aswell, what about that crazy white guy whos been allover the news, he killed over 12 people for no reason and then killed himself!
^^ and black people might be killing eachother but atleast they have a good reason, whilst all you white people kill for no reason!!
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N ALL PEDOS R WHITE AS WELL
COZ OLD WHITE GUYS CANT JUST GO FOR PEEPZ THEIR OWN AGE THEY HAVE TO LYK THE LITTLE ONES
N DAT IS JUST DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN NASTY!!
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SPELL. SPELLING. PLEASE. SPELL. YOU. FUCKING. NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGIRRAFE. Bet you thought I was going to call you a nigger. But I called you a giraffe. A niggirrafe. Its a nigger with a long ass neck. Evolution gave the niggiraffe its neck so us pasty ass whites cant lynch them.
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FORREST VAN DER KILLBLAK IS GAY
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Since when is gangs drugs and robbery a good reason for killing that’s just dumb as fuck you niggers are the lowest things on this planet I hope you all have the most miserable life possible and nigger teen girls are always getting pregnant because your all sluts and will do anything with anyone just to fuck nasty ass whore
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These comments are funnier than the jokes. All people are equal and all people have a choice. I know a lot of black white asian and Mexican people that are good and bad they all have a choice. You people can’t even talk about what god wanted because you obviously have no idea. I’m 14 and I’m whiter than milk. And Im moremature than all you guys. This world is Sooooo bad because you guys always fight. I’m nice to everybody and I respect them until they show me they don’t deserve my respect. So please grow up and start showing some love. Sure the ghettos are filled with black people. But there are a ton of terrible whites Mexicans and every other race. Please you guys. All people are equal. And you need to see with your hearts not your eyes. The bible says all people are equal and they really are. Please grow up and teach your children the right way. Because you guys just multiply and that’s how the world gets soo bad. Parenting is a lost art. And you guys need to just listen to each other and be grown up about it. Please I’m begging you. I want a chance to grow up too I deserve it please just realize I’m right I want my chance to grow up.
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Racist Nigger Jokes
Everyone on here is dumb and a minority. Actually sadly a majority. You guys don’t realize the god created everything on this planet.
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