Racist Nigger Joke 1
How do you get a nigger out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Racist Nigger Joke 2
What are 3 things you can not give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
Racist Nigger Joke 3
What do you call a nigger going down a water slide?
Sewage!
Racist Nigger Joke 4
What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick!
Racist Nigger Joke 5
Whats long and hard on a nigger?
First grade.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The Bucket!
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Whats the difference between a picknick table and a nigger?
The picknick table can support a family.
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Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot
Racist Nigger Joke 9
Why are niggers getting stronger?
TVs are getting bigger!
Racist Nigger Joke 10
Why do niggers have such big dicks?
God felt bad for putting pubes on their head.
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What do you call a nigglet taking a hot bath?
ghetto lobster.
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WHAT………U said ghetto lobster?! At least we take baths and showers everyday, morning, and nite. Summa yall dont take a shower til the next nite man! Man wen yall asses get n a tub…yall leave a damn ring AROUND tha damn tub. Yea we ghetto lobsters! Ima nigga and u ain stupid enuff 2 say dat shit 2 a group of black people or 2 or 3 people. Ghetto Lobster….
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yea u guys only act tough when theres a group but when your by yourself your not anything thats why people act racist cuz almost every black guy acts like a hardass when there with a group of friends. pussies
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That’s why u seez a nagel of niggers eberywherez.
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Your a dumb ass nigger. It has nothing to do with how filthy you are. Damn you coons are stupid, you are living proof. Can you use google? Look it up you low iq retard.
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Ghetto lobster is a niggers propensity for boiling their own children,I’m sure that nigger is too lazy or busy getting stoned to look it up.
www.newnation.com/forums/showthread- check it out nigger. Your nigger ass needs to check out Oquan Blake- fucking nigger BOILED and RAPED a 7 month old baby, fucking savages!
Niggers are the proverbial weeds in a human garden that liberals insist on watering!!
-thats no baby with a sunburn, thats a ghetto lobster- fucking dumb niggers!! somebody get a rope!
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somebody should shoot your white ass. get a rope i wish their was a chance for whites & blacks to switch roles. you wouldnt so so mighty then bitch
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Keep wishing nigger, thats all your no good piece of shit nigger ass can do, don’t you have some water boiling or something? Fucking worthless tax- eating, baby-boiling piece of no good shit!
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no we dont have water boiling but jeffery dohmer did when he was eating us.and were the savages.lol
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hey annonimus….learn how to talk and speak ENGLISH you fucking nigger nigger nigger you disgusting jiggaboo go back home to your shitty country you third world fuck bag. “we shower every day..” blah blah blah we white folk shower every day too…why do you niggers smell like fucking garbage cans in a back alley of the poorest town in the most nigger overrated state? You guys are disgusting and I hate the fact we brought your dumbasses over here…we should have at least kept you all in chains working hahahaha nigger bitches
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kkk,now you know i was going to comment on this one.lol.we could not be that disgusting you rednecks was raping us every chance you got.so either your really disgusting for sleeping with people who you think are disgusting or you really love this black pussy.and im not joking.
so you really sound stupid becus your forfathers enjoyed this disgusting pussy.lol
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I wuz talkn 2 u BigCat!
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I know Big Cat and I’m pretty sure he would tell you to get your shitskin ass back in the cotton field and pick that cotton. Did you ever look up ghetto lobstah? You’re an imbecile. Of course you’re a nigger, that explains it.
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aw! Ah likes dem gheeto lobstaz!
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what is the differnce between a nigger and a speed bump?You slow down for the speed bump!!
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what do you call a nigger with red teeth????……………..night rider
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what do you call two niggers floating down a river??????………drifter.
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what do you call two niggers on a roundabout??????……..twirl.
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what do you call a nigger with ginger hair?????………duracell.
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what do you call a nigger with white hair?????……….guiness.
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what do you call a nigger falling of a cliff????……..chocolate drop.
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what do you call a nigger flying up a cliff?????……..black magic.
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what do you call a nigger in a sleeping bag?????……..snigger.
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what do you call a nigger in a sleeping bag?? a mars bar.. what do you call 2 niggers in a sleeping bag??…… Twix
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What do you call a bus full of niggers? a rotten twinky.
An indian gets on a bus and sits next to a black girl, the black girl says what are you supossed to be the indian replies Im a navahoe and the black girl say thats ok hun Im a nigga hoe.
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A bus full of niggers missed a corner and went over a cliff and exploded, killing all the niggers. And do you know what the really bad news was? There were empty seats on the bus!!!!!!!!!
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okay i wasnt going to comment on the cornny ass jokes so far but i must let you have it on this one.you white people die on the road way more than we do,so that joke dont apply to us.lol
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Black people don’t own cars….so obviuously white people die on the road more often.
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well we all know thats not true,i bet you see a black person driving next to you every fuckin day.
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keepin it real thats a fuckin lie i see coons on the road dead all the time
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Did you here about the nigger who looked up his family tree? An APE shit on his lip!!!!!!!
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did you hear about the white guy who looked up his family tree?
he found out his grandaddy was his daddy,uncle and his cousin.lol
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I want all nigger spayed and nuetered.
I’m tired of nagles of niggers and wall-to wall niggers.
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If you see some mess on the road, how do you know if it was a nigger or a deer. If it was a deer there would be skid marks.
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Why do nigger sows not wear panties when eating watermelon? To keep the flies off the watermelon.
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When does a black man become a nigger?
-When he leaves the room.
What do you call a nigger with a stutter?
-Cocoon!
Why do niggers disappear to the kitchen for hours after hosting a party?
-To count their plastic cutlery.
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Why do nigger bitches carry BIG purses?
So they have a place to put their BIG lipsticks!!!!!
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How do you know if a nigger is well hung?
If you can’t fit your finger between his neck and the noose!!!!
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Why don’t nigger men like to get blowjobs?
Shit, they don’t like ANY kind of job!!!!
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What is the difference between a letter and a nigger?
You can send a letter back where it came from!!!
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Did you here the one about the smart nigger?
Me neither!!!!!
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Why do police dogs lick their asses?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth!!!!
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Cant stand white people. What u little crackers put in response just showed how much of a @¥\%& u are. Crackers swear the world & everyone in it is theirs. Blacks, Natives, they think they’re the best at everything. We are. Who do u see on tv in the NBA, NFL, Hollyood, even the White House! Us. White people aint @!%#. You Crackers should fear us cause we’re in control now. We are the Alpha Males! Alpha!
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Racist Nigger Jokes
NiggerAssassin, you aint shit….you all are still as worthless and below us as you were when we brought you here..just cus there is half a nigger in office dont mean shit. It aint you in there is it? Didnt think so…go get some brains. And as far as NBA and NFL, thats why people stop watching it, you niggers think your so good cus you guys can jump and run….well its shows you inherited some traits from your ancesters…had to run fast to be caught down the road and jump when we hung you hahahaha you know for a fact blacks are never going to be above us. Never!!!!
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were above you when were beating your white asses,arent we.lol thats good enough for us.lol
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NO” BOY”, YOU’RE JUST AN ”ALPHA NIGGER”. BBWAAAAHAHAHhahahaha
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Goddamn Niggers!
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