Racist Nigger Joke 1
How do you get a nigger out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Racist Nigger Joke 2
What are 3 things you can not give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
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What do you call a nigger going down a water slide?
Sewage!
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What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick!
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Whats long and hard on a nigger?
First grade.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The Bucket!
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Whats the difference between a picknick table and a nigger?
The picknick table can support a family.
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Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot
Racist Nigger Joke 9
Why are niggers getting stronger?
TVs are getting bigger!
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Why do niggers have such big dicks?
God felt bad for putting pubes on their head.
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what is the differnce between a nigger and a speed bump?You slow down for the speed bump!!
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what do you call a nigger with red teeth????……………..night rider
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what do you call two niggers floating down a river??????………drifter.
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what do you call two niggers on a roundabout??????……..twirl.
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what do you call a nigger with ginger hair?????………duracell.
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what do you call a nigger with white hair?????……….guiness.
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what do you call a nigger falling of a cliff????……..chocolate drop.
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what do you call a nigger flying up a cliff?????……..black magic.
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what do you call a nigger in a sleeping bag?????……..snigger.
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what do you call a nigger in a sleeping bag?? a mars bar.. what do you call 2 niggers in a sleeping bag??…… Twix
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What do you call a bus full of niggers? a rotten twinky.
An indian gets on a bus and sits next to a black girl, the black girl says what are you supossed to be the indian replies Im a navahoe and the black girl say thats ok hun Im a nigga hoe.
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A bus full of niggers missed a corner and went over a cliff and exploded, killing all the niggers. And do you know what the really bad news was? There were empty seats on the bus!!!!!!!!!
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okay i wasnt going to comment on the cornny ass jokes so far but i must let you have it on this one.you white people die on the road way more than we do,so that joke dont apply to us.lol
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Black people don’t own cars….so obviuously white people die on the road more often.
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well we all know thats not true,i bet you see a black person driving next to you every fuckin day.
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If by “own” you mean “stole” then you are right, niggers do own cars.
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keepin it real thats a fuckin lie i see coons on the road dead all the time
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Did you here about the nigger who looked up his family tree? An APE shit on his lip!!!!!!!
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did you hear about the white guy who looked up his family tree?
he found out his grandaddy was his daddy,uncle and his cousin.lol
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I want all nigger spayed and nuetered.
I’m tired of nagles of niggers and wall-to wall niggers.
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If you see some mess on the road, how do you know if it was a nigger or a deer. If it was a deer there would be skid marks.
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Why do nigger sows not wear panties when eating watermelon? To keep the flies off the watermelon.
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When does a black man become a nigger?
-When he leaves the room.
What do you call a nigger with a stutter?
-Cocoon!
Why do niggers disappear to the kitchen for hours after hosting a party?
-To count their plastic cutlery.
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Why do nigger bitches carry BIG purses?
So they have a place to put their BIG lipsticks!!!!!
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How do you know if a nigger is well hung?
If you can’t fit your finger between his neck and the noose!!!!
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Why don’t nigger men like to get blowjobs?
Shit, they don’t like ANY kind of job!!!!
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What is the difference between a letter and a nigger?
You can send a letter back where it came from!!!
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Did you here the one about the smart nigger?
Me neither!!!!!
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Why do police dogs lick their asses?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth!!!!
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Cant stand white people. What u little crackers put in response just showed how much of a @¥%& u are. Crackers swear the world & everyone in it is theirs. Blacks, Natives, they think they’re the best at everything. We are. Who do u see on tv in the NBA, NFL, Hollyood, even the White House! Us. White people aint @!%#. You Crackers should fear us cause we’re in control now. We are the Alpha Males! Alpha!
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NiggerAssassin, you aint shit….you all are still as worthless and below us as you were when we brought you here..just cus there is half a nigger in office dont mean shit. It aint you in there is it? Didnt think so…go get some brains. And as far as NBA and NFL, thats why people stop watching it, you niggers think your so good cus you guys can jump and run….well its shows you inherited some traits from your ancesters…had to run fast to be caught down the road and jump when we hung you hahahaha you know for a fact blacks are never going to be above us. Never!!!!
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were above you when were beating your white asses,arent we.lol thats good enough for us.lol
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NO” BOY”, YOU’RE JUST AN ”ALPHA NIGGER”. BBWAAAAHAHAHhahahaha
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Goddamn Niggers!
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bigcat u make no sense… lol and how are we a drain on the economy what kind of sense is that lol and wtf is spaying neutrting?? but seriously watd black people do to you we re not wasting nothing lmao thts bs. black people ftw!!!
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You uneducated nigger bitch, that means to cut your nigger-ass balls and rip your nigger cunts out so you savages cannot pollute this country anymore by reproducing. The fact that while i am typing this you are sitting in the unemployment line is justification enough for saying what a fucking drain you niggers and wetbacks are to this country. We can’t control your laziness or desire to steel, do drugs, rape and be burdens so we might as well control your breeding and keep it to a minimum, fucking animals and ur fifty crack-nigglets per nigger whore makes me sick. Sould get u savages bigger pots to boil with!!!
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im speechless,but spoken like another true white devil
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Stfu u motherfuckn asswhole. All u can do is say shit. But u won’t do nothin cus u a scared lil white gurl! If u really want ppl to stop doing bad things, u wuld get ur ass off ur computer and try to make a good change u fuckn dumbass
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Wow that one guy got really Pissed off. What a fag. I love how these people dont have a real argument they just get super mad.. afraid of being proven wrong i guess. Dont you idiots know blacks have done a lot of good things? They invented cell phones! Have you invented anything? Oh wait, you made rednecks look even worse. Dumbasses
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i think if you look back white people probaly have invented alot more than blacks….
just saying
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You think blacks invented the cell phone?? Really? And who was the black person who did that? Educate me…please.
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here’s the scoop. a black man DID NOT invent the cell phone. I must assume you are referring to Henry T. Sampson.
On July 6, 1971, Sampson and co-inventor George Miley received a patent on a “gamma electric cell” that converted a gamma ray input into an electrical output (Among the first to do that was Bernhard Gross, US patent #3122640, 1964). What, you ask, does gamma radiation have to do with cellular communications technology? The answer: nothing. Some multiculturalist pseudo-historian must have seen the words “electric” and “cell” and thought “cell phone.”
The father of the cell phone is Martin Cooper who first demonstrated the technology in 1973. And he isn’t black. So Sorry.
To see lot’s more ‘Black Inventor Myth’s visit this web site: http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/inventions/
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you guy with your comments are a little harsh don’t you think? We all love a good nigger joke but you nazi mother fuckers should take a look In the mirror. Speaking of uneducated… Learn how to speel
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YOU STUPID DUMB ASS WHITE NASTY TRAILER GO TO HELL CUZ ALL YOU STUPID CRACKERS DO IS COMPLAIN BOUT EVERYTHIN AND DEN YOU ARE WONDERIN WHY HISPANICS HAVE A JOB AND YOU DONT CUZ YOU CANT SHIT CUZ YOU THINK EVERYTHIN IS SO DAMN HARD!! YOU ARE FUCKIN LAZY ASS BITCH!! GET YOUR FUCKIN ASS OFF DA COUCH AND LOOK 4 A DAMN JOB AND NOT ALL HISPANICS ARE WET BACKS YOU STUPID IGNORANT BITCH!! GO GET A FUCKIN EDUCATION YOU STUPID HOE!!
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YOU STUPID HOE!! YOU BETTER BE GLAD I’M NOT IN FRONT OF YOU CUZ I WOULD HAVE ALREADY SENT YOUR ASS TO THE HOSPITAL YOU STUPID DUMB ASS IDIOT!!
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All of you guys typing this bs about black people, I hope you guys realize ONE thing: We outnumber you. So you can talk all the shit you want, but the more your children try to be like us, the stronger we become. Besides you guys are terrified. Not using your real names over the Internet on some obscure forum board? Thats pretty bold. Seems everyone’s tougher when you know you cant be seen. (By the way I used my REAL name)
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u stupid fucking niggers with ur baq talk hmmmm… i hope i kill u u nigger r soft get a gang up but u pussies come fite not be a pussy bout it love my brothers KKK for life….
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