Racist Nigger Joke 1
How do you get a nigger out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
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What are 3 things you can not give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
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What do you call a nigger going down a water slide?
Sewage!
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What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick!
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Whats long and hard on a nigger?
First grade.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The Bucket!
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Whats the difference between a picknick table and a nigger?
The picknick table can support a family.
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Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot
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Why are niggers getting stronger?
TVs are getting bigger!
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Why do niggers have such big dicks?
God felt bad for putting pubes on their head.
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bigcat u make no sense… lol and how are we a drain on the economy what kind of sense is that lol and wtf is spaying neutrting?? but seriously watd black people do to you we re not wasting nothing lmao thts bs. black people ftw!!!
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You uneducated nigger bitch, that means to cut your nigger-ass balls and rip your nigger cunts out so you savages cannot pollute this country anymore by reproducing. The fact that while i am typing this you are sitting in the unemployment line is justification enough for saying what a fucking drain you niggers and wetbacks are to this country. We can’t control your laziness or desire to steel, do drugs, rape and be burdens so we might as well control your breeding and keep it to a minimum, fucking animals and ur fifty crack-nigglets per nigger whore makes me sick. Sould get u savages bigger pots to boil with!!!
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im speechless,but spoken like another true white devil
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Stfu u motherfuckn asswhole. All u can do is say shit. But u won’t do nothin cus u a scared lil white gurl! If u really want ppl to stop doing bad things, u wuld get ur ass off ur computer and try to make a good change u fuckn dumbass
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Wow that one guy got really Pissed off. What a fag. I love how these people dont have a real argument they just get super mad.. afraid of being proven wrong i guess. Dont you idiots know blacks have done a lot of good things? They invented cell phones! Have you invented anything? Oh wait, you made rednecks look even worse. Dumbasses
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i think if you look back white people probaly have invented alot more than blacks….
just saying
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You think blacks invented the cell phone?? Really? And who was the black person who did that? Educate me…please.
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here’s the scoop. a black man DID NOT invent the cell phone. I must assume you are referring to Henry T. Sampson.
On July 6, 1971, Sampson and co-inventor George Miley received a patent on a “gamma electric cell” that converted a gamma ray input into an electrical output (Among the first to do that was Bernhard Gross, US patent #3122640, 1964). What, you ask, does gamma radiation have to do with cellular communications technology? The answer: nothing. Some multiculturalist pseudo-historian must have seen the words “electric” and “cell” and thought “cell phone.”
The father of the cell phone is Martin Cooper who first demonstrated the technology in 1973. And he isn’t black. So Sorry.
To see lot’s more ‘Black Inventor Myth’s visit this web site: http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/inventions/
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you guy with your comments are a little harsh don’t you think? We all love a good nigger joke but you nazi mother fuckers should take a look In the mirror. Speaking of uneducated… Learn how to speel
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YOU STUPID DUMB ASS WHITE NASTY TRAILER GO TO HELL CUZ ALL YOU STUPID CRACKERS DO IS COMPLAIN BOUT EVERYTHIN AND DEN YOU ARE WONDERIN WHY HISPANICS HAVE A JOB AND YOU DONT CUZ YOU CANT SHIT CUZ YOU THINK EVERYTHIN IS SO DAMN HARD!! YOU ARE FUCKIN LAZY ASS BITCH!! GET YOUR FUCKIN ASS OFF DA COUCH AND LOOK 4 A DAMN JOB AND NOT ALL HISPANICS ARE WET BACKS YOU STUPID IGNORANT BITCH!! GO GET A FUCKIN EDUCATION YOU STUPID HOE!!
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YOU STUPID HOE!! YOU BETTER BE GLAD I’M NOT IN FRONT OF YOU CUZ I WOULD HAVE ALREADY SENT YOUR ASS TO THE HOSPITAL YOU STUPID DUMB ASS IDIOT!!
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u stupid fucking niggers with ur baq talk hmmmm… i hope i kill u u nigger r soft get a gang up but u pussies come fite not be a pussy bout it love my brothers KKK for life….
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What do you when you see a nigger flopping on the ground?…….. Stoping laughing and reload
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what do you call 6 nigglets in a jacuzzi?……………..gorillas in the mist.
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Damn Dirty Apes
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Dame dirty albino baboons
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yea gertz you can go suck on some black guys big hairy dick its the only one youll ever see[:. im fucken tired of you white biches seriously i can take the jokes but what i dont like is you dumb fucks going on this page and talking shit about blacks thats what pisses me of why dont you go fuck your self its the only action youll ever get unless you guys go rape another helpless person.BITCHES
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ur a peice of shit nigger u fucking slut go die.. Black people are fucking stupid ignorant scum bag mother fuckers. Go suck ur own big hairy black dick u fucking cunt… do us all a favor and get a job.. or just strait up die.
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everybody say it with me……..
SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE DEVIL…….
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yeah honkey that name suits you prety well[:bitch.
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its called freedom of speech. its because of whining, boo-hoo, bitch asses that the first amendment isnt even recognized anymore. so go ahead and bitch, whine and cry all you want! when YOU coons cant even open your mouth to tell one of your baby daddy to fuck himself, youll only have YOURSELF to blame! but wait! it cant be! blame it on ol’ whitey! nope, not this time….
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mmhmm ok thats all im gonna say because im not trying to be mean or hurtful to you guys i have a bunch of white friends but seriously with the stereotypes i dont have a kid i dont live in the ghetto i have a two story house and a car my dad is black and he own a company my mom is black and shes in college and i work in a docters office and im gonna be a docter when i graduate so none of your stupid stereotypes insult me[:
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how the fuck your dumb nigger ass gonna be a doctor when you cant even spell it u stupid-ass fuckin black whore shit that company ur daddy owns? he probably a fucking nigger drug lord!! and yo mammy? she going to deep-throat school to keep the trick money cumin in!!! fuckin ghetto slut!! just face facts pube-head and keep workin the streets where u belong! the only thing u gonna graduate with is a degree in Burden to Society 101 BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We are all human beings, black people aint animals either or whatever you white people want to call us. What you say doesnt bother me, because you know you would’nt dare say it to me in person cause you would be too scared. Anyway im friends with white people and they respect me for who i am and i respect them. We dont fight and joke around because we know that being racist is for IDIOTS who just think they are better, but truly are just pathetic people with nothing else better to do. I hope for PEACE IN THE FUTURE for the next generation.
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Your hoping for better luck for the next generation ? You should really examine the trail that this country is taking and realize that there isn’t any hope for the next generation. When you live in a country that you have to pass a drug test in order to have a job and pay your own bills but you dont have to pass anything but a color test to get welfare, section 8, food stamps. There is no future, For it is nowhere written that the empire of america will go on forever. Ignorant Niggers, Your reality check is coming next
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niggers are the worst race in the whole world,and they are even more racist than the white ppl they hate everyone with real hair or not fucked up burn skin …everything because of the stupid idiot who freed the stupid fucking slaves …they stink,paint their houses fucking green or any lousy color that makes them stand out ..ooh and the fucking clothes they ware with their paints falling how sick are they .fuck you niggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers ,,and of course who the fuck would go up to a savage ape and tell them anything ,you dont know how a wild savage animal would react
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With all respect niggers are NOT the worst people in the world, it’s the fucking goat fucking inbread muslims cunts!!!! so give the niggers a break!!!
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no its the whites!!!
they go around saying we are animals but they were fuckin us animals every chance they got,so what do that make you
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ur just a dumb nigger
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That was funny about being a dr. How do the drugs get here? If blacks r the scum and only live n ghettos then we don’t own no drug boats or drug planes. white people r the savages they stole this whole country. CA used 2 b mexico until the white people came and stole it. U guys say its the black people bringing everything down BS. Who taught black people how to commit crimes? White people brought blacks here and taught us everything we know. U guys taught us how 2 b corrupt. I love white people cuz u guys make my favorite thing n the world. STUPID WHITE HOES THAT BOW DOWN 2 US. THANKS GUYS.
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ok, there are many many! acceptions to stereotypes. y cant u goys (and gals) just get the fuck along?!?!?! idk y but every time i read 1 of these hateful comments it makes me want to punch a kitten… there are quite a few black ppl i hate but im sure there r more white ppl i hate… if u havent realized yet… im white… i kinda slightly agree with some comments… but many ppl (of all races) DO NOT like or completely refuse to b proven wrong even when they r… (THEM R THE NIGGERS) so stfu ppl cuz ur all a bunch of flesh sacks that do nothing but destroy the home of ALL of us and i for 1 think it would be best if everybody (EVERYBODY!) just fucking died… so guess what IM RACIST!!! AGAINST EVERY-FUCKING-BODY BITCHES!!! EAT MY JUNK!!!!!!!
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fuck them stupied niggers niggers r peices of shit
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HAHA WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NIGGER AND A PIECE OF SHIT?
THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PIZZA IN THE OVEN AND A NIGGER IN THE OVEN?
THE PIZZA DOESNT SCREAM LIKE A BITCH
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Say…Does anybody smell that? Sniff, sniff. I believe we either have a dead body, or there is a nigger in here. Sniff, sniff. Must be a nigger, because a rotting corpse wouldn’t smell that bad. PU!!!
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haaaahahahaha its funny to see a nigger get pissed why would a nigger even come to this site unless there looking for trouble so go fuck your self you stupid ass black stinken niggers OH and whats the difference in a yard ape and a porch monkey? The lenght of the chain haahahahahaha
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what the difference between satan and a racist ass white boy?
NOTHING,ABSOLUTELY NOTHING…
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fexcept for a racest ass white boy is doing the world a favor by killing all niggers.. satan is just there master after i deal with them first.
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haha
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……. :O
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haha, these are so funny. I need more of them.
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These comments are funnier than the jokes. All people are equal and all people have a choice. I know a lot of black white asian and Mexican people that are good and bad they all have a choice. You people can’t even talk about what god wanted because you obviously have no idea. I’m 14 and I’m whiter than milk. And Im moremature than all you guys. This world is Sooooo bad because you guys always fight. I’m nice to everybody and I respect them until they show me they don’t deserve my respect. So please grow up and start showing some love. Sure the ghettos are filled with black people. But there are a ton of terrible whites Mexicans and every other race. Please you guys. All people are equal. And you need to see with your hearts not your eyes. The bible says all people are equal and they really are. Please grow up and teach your children the right way. Because you guys just multiply and that’s how the world gets soo bad. Parenting is a lost art. And you guys need to just listen to each other and be grown up about it. Please I’m begging you. I want a chance to grow up too I deserve it please just realize I’m right I want my chance to grow up.
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Q. What do you get when cross a nigger with a goat?
A. A weedeater that dont work worth a fuck?
Q. What do you get when you cross a nigger with an octopus?
A. An eight row cotton picker?
Q. What do you call two niggers in a box?
A. Loafers.
A. Loafers.
Q. What do call two niggers carrying a garbage can?
A. Paul bares.
Q. What do call a black guy that flys a plane?
A.
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Sreally funny how you say ALL black people are dumb. I get a 4.0 gpa. I have never drank or smoked weed neither has my dad or my mom. I play baseball and football. All black people aren’t bad. I will admit that there are ghettos filled with them. But there are trailer parks filled with trashy white people too. Use some logic. How can you seriously look at this and say that GOD the creator of this earth made you better than me just your skin color. Everyone is given their fair shot. I will be a lot more than any of you when I grow up. It’s not fair for you to say stuff like that.
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Ohh stop whinning about it shit. They are fucking jokes nothing more nothing less. If you dont have a sense of humor go to different page. And for you to have a so called 4.0 GPA then you should be well versed in English words and know that nigger is not a color but an attitude. This is the same thing as you and your “homies” standing in the locker room after practice making fun of the small peckers in the room. And you say you havent or dont then your a fucking liar. Your next statement better than me when you grow up, thats rich. You should join the military and serve at least 3 consecutive tours in a war zone, get married have kids and pay your taxes. Then maybe you’ll be worth a damn, until then shut the fuck up and grown up. NIGGER, haha.
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you shut the fuck up you pale face ghost face killer.your the fuckin devil are we lieing about that.this man never said anything bad about you but your the one ACTING like the nigger.
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There is a Mexican and a Nigger sitting in a car.
Whose driving?
THE POLICE!LOL!!!!!!!!!
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there is two little white boys riding in a car,whos driving?
the molester who is going to take them home and do god knows what.lolollllll
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Sir,
if you have served in our nations armed services I meant no Disrespect to you or your family and I want to thank you for your service. But you should have enough brains to look at this situation and know this is wrong. I have no problems with the jokes at all. It’s the comments that concern me. I treat all people equally and you should do the same. And sir I do not make fun of other peoples “peckers” I go to church every sunday and I don’t think it’s right to make fun of what god gave someone.
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Sir,
if you have served in our nations armed forces* I meant no Disrespect to you or your family and I want to thank you for your service. But you should have enough brains to look at this situation and know this is wrong. I have no problems with the jokes at all. It’s the comments that concern me. I treat all people equally and you should do the same. And sir I do not make fun of other peoples “peckers” I go to church every sunday and I don’t think it’s right to make fun of what god gave someone.
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Why are you niggers looking up nigger jokes for?
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to see what you cracker ass crackers got to say about us,and then respond.duh……….
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I’m not a nigger. But that’s a reasonable question. actually I was searing regular jokes and the side bar on google search has suggestions and I just kept going down the list and I eventually found these. Some of them are decent but overall they’re pretty poor. And btw jokes donthurt my feelings I enjoy a good laugh. If you’re looking for really good jokes search “comic relief for the sucidal” it’s sounds messed up but there is a lot of really really funny stuff
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I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY DA FUCK YOU STUPID WHITE BITCHES COMPLAINING WHEN YOU ARE DA ONES DAT BROUGHT DA BLACK PEOPLE HERE!! YOU WEREN’T EVEN DA FIRST ONES HERE YOU STUPID BITHCES!!
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I did not personally bring you here you dumb fucking ape, it has been how many years now and you fucking baboons have not gotten your shit together yet? Fucking burdens man. Worthless pieces of shit. And for you Big Hefty, what fucking magical world are you living in. Just watch the fucking news or “Cops” or “Gangland” and ask yourself what fucking color are those people getting arrested and in jail and what color are the people having to put them there. Of course there are some whites, but not too damn many, niggers are the minority race right? Then why are them and wetbacks the MAJORITY in jail? Everyone is not equal as you say you dumb mother fucker, get a god damn clue. These niggers and wetbacks are the downfall of this once great and powerful nation. Thats the bottom line asshole, it is sad but true. And Keeping it Real I know youre gonna pipe your black ass up on this one with white serial killers and few and far between shit like that, but for every 1 white serial killer, there is about 1,000,000 fucking nigger and wetback gangbangers, now you run those stats in your nigger brain for awhile ok? Niggers are just a worthless breed.
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for the first time im speechless.
but spoken like a true white devil………….
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That was uncalled for sir. You need to put away those feelings of hatred. Do unto others. If you don’t want them to hate you don’t hate them. Bottom line
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I think you guys, with the exception of a few, should be made to repeat the 8th grade. How the fuck were you able to graduate high school, or junior high school, with such a poor command of the English language?
I’m trying to raise my children to believe that all people are equal, and that actions, not skin color, are what defines a person. All you dumb pricks that try to play the racism card, with no intelligent argument to support your beliefs, should sew your lips to your assholes and breath deeply.
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