Racist Nigger Joke 1
How do you get a nigger out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Racist Nigger Joke 2
What are 3 things you can not give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
Racist Nigger Joke 3
What do you call a nigger going down a water slide?
Sewage!
Racist Nigger Joke 4
What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick!
Racist Nigger Joke 5
Whats long and hard on a nigger?
First grade.
Racist Nigger Joke 6
What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The Bucket!
Racist Nigger Joke 7
Whats the difference between a picknick table and a nigger?
The picknick table can support a family.
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Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot
Racist Nigger Joke 9
Why are niggers getting stronger?
TVs are getting bigger!
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Why do niggers have such big dicks?
God felt bad for putting pubes on their head.
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????? Lynchin’ Spooks, Lynchin’ Spooks! ?????
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got to be a faster way than hanging, well u could hang two in each noose Naa still not fast enough
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Quit your bitchin niggers. You had to search for ‘nigger jokes’ to even find this page.
Here’s an idea, get off of food stamps, get a job, and quit pumpin out crack babies! Or…better yet..
take your boon asses back to Africa where you belong.
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I h8 niggers.
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- i am a black person , &ND all you lameass cracker jacks needs a L I F E !
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fuck u u big ass monkey
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- i am a black person , &ND i think all you lameass crackerjacks ! needa L I F E ! real soon , black people are takinq over biatchhh !
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(A good description of you monkeys)
Colored spade
A nigger
A black nigger
A jungle bunny
Jigaboo coon
Pickaninny mau mau
Uncle Tom
Aunt Jemima
Little Black Sambo
Cotton pickin’
Swamp guinea
Junk man
Shoeshine boy
Elevator operator
Table cleaner at Horn & Hardart
Slave voodoo
Zombie
Ubangi lipped
Flat nose
Tap dancin’
Resident of Harlem
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my turn
(a good description of you devils)
paleface
pink toe
cracker ass crackers
honkies
caveman
barbarians
killers
molesters
money hungry
stinky breath
tucked lipped
clummsy
walking dead motherfuckers
im sure i could think of more but that should be good
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Blacks are taking over…I’ll grant you that.
They’re taking over the crime statistics, the lowest paid jobs, the homeless shelters, the AIDS clinics, the welfare lines…need I say more?
And taking over the jails!!!!
You fucken gibbering circus chimp, piss on you!
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Blacks will die of man made organizm targeting negro DNA. (FACT) All niggers will be dead by 2019.
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If any of ya’ll are white; ya’ll shouldn’t be saying this. Cause I know how much yous freak when us niggahs tell whitejokes.
RUDE. niqqahpleas.
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whats the differenc between a nigger and a trailer? …the trailer dont scream when i drag it behind my car
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whats the most confusing day in harlem? … fathers day
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what do you say to a jew nigger? … back f the oven
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Hail Hitler, had the right idea, but…never quite got it right. Should have started on the niggers first and saved the world a lot of money. And the jungle a lot of bananas. And tax payers a lot of money. And a lot of chickens being fried.
Barking yard chimps, my grandad’s grandad had one, for a pet. Picking that cotton. Said they were as thick as a whale shit and smelt like a nigger indians ass after a curry.
Let’s clean up this world, one less nigger a day, keeps the white man happy. Like that bull ape nigger, Mr T. said, “It’s for the kids!”
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What’s black and tan, and looks great on niggers?
Dobermans.
Can dogs get AIDS from chewing on a ape nigger?
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It’s so funny how mad blanco (That’s WHITE for you So-Educated albinos) people are today. They are UPSET that Blacks, Hispanics and EVERY race with culture BUT WHITES aka ALBINOS have something positive going now. IT’S OUR TIME! No more white man stealing people, laws and everything else they have/had to make a name for themselves. The truth ALWAYS comes out. Did whities think they were going to be on top forever? HA HA HA HA HA HA Sorry about that…HA HA HA HA!!! Ok, I’m back. Anyway back to the basics, white people are evil, selfish people. CRABS IN A BUCKET. They don’t want anyone to succeed but them, thats why they fail to be the superior race. Even white women FINALLY STOPPED HIDING the fact that they didn’t want white boys anymore and have started to end their race and reproduce with other races. They got the heads up…whats wrong with the rest of “Y’all” <—like so many of you hicks like to use. WISE UP you LOONEY CRACKERS/ALBINOS! STOP HATING PEOPLE OF COLOR…you guys get the chance to have color whenever you want via a TANNING BED and you're STILL NOT HAPPY. We can't make you us…and I changed my mind…KEEP HATING COLOR (Again, Hispanics, Blacks, and every other nationality except you guys) WE ENJOY THE HATE…YOU TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY AND LIVES TO THINK ABOUT US!!! WE "THRIVE" OFF OF IT!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!!
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An albino is anyone missing pigment in their skin. It is not a racial term directed towards Caucasian people. A nigger can be albino you dumb fuck. And if it wernt for us hicks you’d still be in africa we gave you a better life by making ou pick our cotton
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“You know, I have deep roots in the Black community…deep roots,” he whispered to Williams one day. “You’ve heard the rumors.” When Williams asked if the rumors were true, Ol’ Strom winked salaciously and cackled: “I’ve had a fulfilling life.”
THE REAL STORY
For most of the media, that’s the end of that part of the story and the real questions have to do with Thurmond’s political legacy as in, how could a man with a staunch segregationist history have fathered a child with a Black girl?
Answer: She was in reach.
What happened to Carrie Butler and “countless” other Black women at the hands of White men — who also didn’t acknowledge their brutish actions or their offspring — is the real story. But, then again, putting a face on Carrie Butler would mean putting a face on a part of American history that few people want to see, a part of history that dates back to slavery.
“She was 15 at the time and institutionally vulnerable and economically and socially vulnerable, and that was driven by her race and gender,” Rose continues. “The fact that it is not at the center of the story is a sign of the deep denial and unconscious response that this nation has to this part of the nation’s history.”
With both Carrie Butler and Strom Thurmond dead, we’ll never know the truth of what happened between them and can only lean on history as our guide. And on a few of the tidbits Thurmond dropped along the way such as the time he hinted at Essie Mae’s existence to conservative Black columnist Armstrong Williams.
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This was probably the only educated thing on this site. You sloppy unethical Americans sure know how to destroy anything good. I’ve never known such individuals with so much hate and stupidity. Great article by the way.
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ya’ll are so fucked up black ppl fuckin made this world ya’ll whites jus are jealous of our accomplishments and yall keep talkin we beat slavery, and racism and we sure as fuck and we’ll beat yo stanky ass aha cuz wif our apparently big noses we can smell yall nasty selves miles away so dont try hidin when a blackie becomes the next hitler cuz yo ass fucked.
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- words of all ppl of black descent.
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Go to school. Get an education. Learn how to spell! And fuck welfare, stop spreading aids and get off your ass and stop procreating, you cannot even afford to feed yourself.
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Ok. First of all I typed in white jokes to find this page with this crap? You crackers call us all these name over the web, but then when we’re face-to-face you act like pussies. All of you guys history include:Killing,Stealing,War. Then you turn around and call US the gangsters and theives. Maybe my people would have been better off and more successful in this country if we weren’t for you crackers making us go through 500 years of slavery,then 60 more years of racism plus unfair treatment, and then dont forget the stereotypes that we face today. But you know what I forgive and feel sorry for your ass that you would judge someone by their appearence. You have to remember we are all children of god and we both bleed red blood. This is not for all white people, cuz not all of you are ignorant like these people.
BTW:Humans originated from Africa, and Adam and Eve were the first humans and God said that he created mankind in his own image sooooo….hmmmmm…guess that makes God BLACK!
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Reply to *Tisk* *Tisk*,
We aren’t pussies. Would you make fun or a gorilla to it’s face? So shut the fuck up you stupid, cotton picking circus chimp. WHITE POWER!
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if i had to chose between a monkey or a devil i would gladly say where’s my bananns!
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fuck all you nogood honkys!
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all you honkys get ready for slavery! martial law then nuclear war. those of you devil who survive will be our slaves1 i plan on fucking some honkyus up! laugh at these corny assed jokes will you can. when we start chopping your fucking heads off, we’ll recite everyone of these stale assd jokes! fuck all you honkys! fuck you with broken glass bottles! lice headed motherfuckers!
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laugh while you can honkys, it’ll soosn be our turn to laugh while we’re chopping you devils up!
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fuck you damn nigger chimps. i’d rather have lice than fleas you ape
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Haha yu probably do got lice
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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on your bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling.
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How do you get him down?
Give a bat to a Mexican and tell him it’s a pinata.
you niggers wouldnt have our luxuries of houses, jobs, cars, nice clothes and our technology back in your own country you would be in mud huts suffering droughts and having kids you cant afford to feed and clothe but thanks to our government your over here and over populating making the place look untidy and smelling bad.
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fuck you guys your lucky there was a white that saved your asses so yea if it wasn’t for him your asses wouldnt be a fucking branchmanager who cant get a fucking job so tell your wife she is a fucked gappy son of a bitch who cant raise a child right and her motherfucking mom was so fucking nasty then so thats why fubu is called “fucked up beyond understanding”
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damn, white people dont own moralism.. like humans shoulde do!
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lol white people used to beat our asses now were beating theres:)))
idc im a mut im mixed with everything
oh well god loves all of us:))
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Fuck you niggers your lucky abe died or youd all be back in your 3rd world eatting garbage like the garbage you are
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Bump all white people…n ye I’m black white crackers get on my nerves now go eat sum Turkey or something
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at least we can afford it
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AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NO JOB SO THAT MEANS ONE THANG YOU STOLE IT HA HA HA HA HA
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GO EAT SOME CHICKEN
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You’re just jealous because we aint nigger monkeys like you.
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YOU THE ONE WITH THE TWO FACES YOU HAVE MORE BLACK FREIND THAN WHITES
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why dont u go eat some kfc and damn watermelon u damm nigger
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Okay nigger turkey is moving up in the world over fried chicken so go eat your fried chicken and watermelon, wash it down with red kool-aide then smoke your newport. Wait your out of nigger-ports get inside of your stereo less nigger wagon where the rims cost more than the car does and go to your local zoo and bum one off of your relatives.
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eat a dick white ass punk bitch thats why its fun to punch you hou ass honkyin the face
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your just pist because there isnt anything you can call a white person to offend us …helllooo!!! we are WHITE…call me a cracker or whatever …im white and you arent so …yeah i win and it would suck to be you toad
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Obama is more White than he is Black! His mothers side of the family is full caucasion, he didn’t get into to the White House simply because he is Black.
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My reply to the screen name nigger hater. Obama did get into office bcs he’s black. It go’s back to my last comment. We the white race are becoming the minority in our own country. You throw in a few ignorant white people and some fucking illegal’s and with the still growing population of niggers and u have a nigger president. Hopefully the few whits that did vote for him have opened there eyes to see that u can’t send a nigger to the bank for u without him taking some of the money. WHITE POWER
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thank you!!! i can not believe i have lived to see a nigger run this country……we are the minority indeed…we need to breed them out ….white women need to step up and help our white men by giving birth to beautiful white children…..the beaners are quickly replenishing there race ..ceasar chavez has told them to breed us out…dont let them win …they already have a head start. if you are a proud white woman ….please do your part and help educate these young girls and keep there skin clean and not become a race trader….yah white power mutherfuckers!@!
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dont worry suzy,you’re still 70%of america.
and you say we cant stop making babies,you motherfuckers are breeding like rabbits,its been 450 years,if we’re the baby makers dont you think we’d be the 70% by now,dumbasses!
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fuck you nigger
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Fuck u cracky. btw I love the way U u prob sht urself when u said that.
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