Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
Racist White Joke 5
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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I am not racist. Proud 2 b black. I hear racism on XBL bcause I shit on so many people in mw2 but I don’t care it. White people use the internet as a mean to use racism. They never say 2 real black people. They scared of us because we dominate their sports, education and women slowly. They tan to get blacker. They listen 2 hiphop. They shit themselves when a few black people come their way and apologize for everything. If a black ask them 2 go 2 disney they’ll fuckin pay for because they scared. Fuck, jesus was middle eastern but his skin was black. The fake jesus pix is a old russian tyrant named cesar bugorsi that white jesus. Black are gods tru people.
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1. Black men have Super large dick’s and only thing a white man have is shame. They can’t please their women white women have to run to a black man for pleasure.
2. Black people was born dark…..when white people try so hard to get dark (tan all day) lol..so stop hating.
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WARNING THIS IS RACIST TO MULTIPLE RACES AND IS FUNNIER WHEN TOLD VERBALY.
ONE UPON A TIME IN RURAL KANSAS: Alright, there was this nigga a honkey ass cassarole eatin craka and one dem chinky eyed mu fukkas, and all 3 of them were down on thier luck, they had nothing. One late night they wanderd off onto Big Jimmy’s land, “BJ” yelled out wit his raspy ass vioce (sound like the mu fukka eat out a ash trey), “hey u stoopid dick-bags wut tha fuck u doin on my land”, as he charged forward grippin his shotty, the chink and the mu fukka that look like the channel 5 weather man were scared, but(as always) the nigga ran, “BJ” fired off a warning shot and said “hey get ur black ass over here”. the nigga replied “yo, all im tryin to do is smoke my weed, and all my craka friend is tryin to do is smoke his meth and my chink friend is just tryin to get high,this is all we have” BJ said “howsa bout we make a deal, I dont shoot you fukkin ingrates, n yall lyttle sons a bytches can can stay in my spare room, and work on my land in return until ya can get back on yall feet, because thats wut jesus would do, but theres 1 condition DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT FUCK MY DAUGHTER OR MY WYFE” they were like HELL YEAH we accept that. THREE MONTHS LATER: BJ was furious beccause his daughters belly was obviously in the beggining stages of pregnancy, he said, with the passion of hate in his eyes ” whitch one a ya basterds fukked my daughter” they all pointed their fingers at each other, BJ said “alright the truth will come to the light one day, Ill make you my prisoners until my grand baby is born”. SIX MONTHS LATER: BJ’s daughter was give birth in the bathtub, and the baby looked black BJ went to the field and shot the nigga with no hesitation, then the crakka (as usual) went to investagate all the “commotion” going on BJ turned to him and said hey nigger lover and shot his pastey face off. BJ went in search of the chink but he couldnt find him anywhere, he even checked the fish market. EIGHT DAYS LATER: BJ finds a note from a mu fukka named Bai changchang (chink) it said, in bold letters: ME CHINEASE, ME PLAY TRICK, ME PUT CHOCOLATE ON MY DICK.
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THIS COULD BE A GOOD MOVIE, HUH?
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!
Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger!
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500
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What do u call a red haired skinny white woman? A match stick
What do u think of when u c a fat white woman at the butchery? pork
Why r there white people on earth? God ran out of black paint
Why do most white people have green, blue or grey eyes? Cos they r possessed by demons,(I suggest exorcism)
Whenever the lights go off, my bf asks me 2 smile cos he cant see me in the dark. This is all dedicated 2 him. Now u know what it feels like babe!
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i am wwhite, and i think that black people jokes are funny, but no offence, the “attempted” white people jokes are soooooo bad. At least the black ones make sence and are witty, the white ones are like – “What do you call a dumb fuck”
– “a dumb fucking cracker LOL”
^^^Keep the white jokes coming guys
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why are black ppl faster, stronger, healther, and better at life, CAUSE THEY ARE BLACK hahahahah iam so glad iAM BLACK
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What do you call a white lady that is drunk and thinks that she is hot?
A white bitch!
hahahahahaha
So funny!
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Cracker Barrel
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An exclusively White male dating site.
Why do all White people live in trailers?
Because they are tornado magnets and long ago they figured out that they can move out of a tornados path if their house is on wheels.
What is another term for White plague?
Meth.
See, there are good jokes about Whites, you just have to think mean, like they do when they write jokes about others. I don’t want to hear rehashed Black jokes, or jokes about how White rule the world. They have terrible faults–people just need to focus on them.
Like: what percentage of Gay males are Caucasian?
300%
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white people own homes, niggers live on the streets not even trailers. my point is you’re below us so stop trying to justify the fact that you are inferior. obama cant help you/you no longer have an excuse that the “white man” is trying to bring you down. fuck you.
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what you call a white guy on drugs , a cracker
what do you call a sexually frustrated white man, a wanker
why do pigs(pork) never look up, the truth hurts their eyes.
what do u call someone thats small ,weak, and useless, ….Dic
why are most scientists white….coz they sexually impotent
whats white and can be switched on or of…..a light bulb
what do you call a white guy on steroids…. a coward
why are whit people not the same color as the soil……they demons
why dnt all white people have the same hair clor ……they confused
what do you call an old white women taking a tan…..acient dog shit
fuck all white peopl, nothing scares a cracker more then something that cant be explained because thay are the creators of reason, and it is this weapon called reason that keeps them on top , so laugh at what doe not make sense, thats when they most weak, and that is where we shall release our black ancestrol magic
what you call a white guy reading my jokes….. a switched off lightbulb
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Yeah, see that was good. I’m white and I actually got a laugh out of a few of the white jokes. It’s not the usual “I’M SO GLAD I’M BLACK HAHAH!” Congrats
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wow thats not even funny no wears near funn but good
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please, do me a favor, to anyone that thinks crackers are fucking retarded, look at the stupid ass jokes the fucking niggers are coming up with. Shit i give you credit for being dropouts and whatnot, but your fucking jokes stink, just like you fucking yard apes, go fucking get another welfare check, hang urself and save society the favor of fucking having to plug their noses while they lynch your stupid nigger asses, oh and if your a beaner. take your fucking spanish speaking ass back to mexico, get a proper education, then to fucking kill yourself with a nigger, hang eachother if you have to, niggers and beaners are the fucking most idiotic people on the face of the earth, one cant find their way across the border, and the other one doesnt even know where the fuck it is, your writing bad jokes, thinking your funny, oh whats a dumb person a cracker, oh really, coming from a degenerate who spent 3 years in first grade, what the fuck you think your smart or something, go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit(yes i mean that literly)
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Q: why don’t comedians tell rascist white jokes??
A: because rascist white jokes aren’t funny.
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why do black people cary poo in their wallets?
I.D.
What do you say if you see your tv floationg around at night?
Drop it Nigger
Whats the difference between a truck of bowliing balls and a truck on niggers?
You cant unload a truck of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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To get their stolen stuff back.
Crackers are not just for Christmas, give a Cracker a home.
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