Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
Racist White Joke 5
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
Racist White Joke 6
What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Racist White Joke 7
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
Racist White Joke 8
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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Don’t forget to use a condom kids… because it seems to be a lot of people wanting to fuck each other
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every white and black racist in here are faggots because chinese people are not ching chongs, white people dont need to die, black people need respect they have been through alot, and white people still need to be shown some respect because theyre human beings…… and do u really think that God put u onthis earth to joke on eachother just because of the color of ur skin but if ur a rasict then u really need God to move in ur life
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man, i get so sick of hearing all of this crazy racist stuff. no certain color or gender or race is better than the other. we are all the same in God’s eyes. we are to love each other. this world would be such a better place if the people in it focused on God instead of alll this other garbage. people should spend less time breaking people down and more time lifting them up. when you compare yourself to the rest of the world, you may consider yourself better or you may look pretty good, but compare yourself to Jesus and i’m afraid you fall short my friend. everyone in this world are sinners. we’re born that way, your no better than the next sinner, no matter what color. God doesnt see color. and it doesnt matter what color you are we’ll all be in Heaven together one day. and the only way you’ll get into heaven is if you are saved and believe that Jesus died for you, and if you accept that then your going to heaven and no one can take it away. this goes for all God’s children, no matter the color. lets put our focus back on where it should be, and thats God. not all this hate and racism and stuff.
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IF THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU GET OFFENDED BY THEN DON’T ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH THIS TYPE OF “HUMOR” OR CONVERSATION. I WORK WITH PEOPLE FROM ALL DIFFERENT BACKGROUNDS AND WE SIT AROUND AND TELL THESE SORTS OF JOKES TO EACHOTHER. WE KNOW WHERE THE LINE IS WITH EVERYONE AND NOT TO CROSS IT. WE ALSO MEAN THIS TO BE ONLY GOOD FUN, NEVER CONDECENDING. SO IT REALLY DEPENDS ON THE SITUATION TO DETERMINE IF IT’S APPROPRIATE OR NOT
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-ii thnk dhat all yawl racist asz muhfuckerz need ta stfu….black ppl r fuckin awsum….i gtz a lil’mixed niece an she iz ma wrld,an i tak offense ta ppl using dha wrd nigger….grow dha fuck up dhiz aint bak n dha fuckin day wen we had all dhem kkk members….set yho fuckin pride aside and grow a pair of balls n suk up all dhiz bullshyt
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Learn to spell.
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So all of u WHITE RACISTS ASSHOLES ARE SAYING THAT U WOULDN’T DIE FOR ANY OTHER SKIN COLOR, WHEN THEY DIE FOR U EVERY DAY OVER SEAS?
If U Ask Me I think U racists whites are just very Ignorant and are a bunch of Fucking Useless Cowards, Cowarding behind a COMPUTER SCREEN.
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I think all blacks need to go back to Africa and finish evolving.
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THIS IS ALL RATHER SILLY. I WAS TEASED AS A CHILD FOR BEING JEWISH. AS MUCH AS I HATE THOSE PEOPLE FOR TEASING ME, I DON’T HATE A WHOLE RACE. JUST THOSE INDIVIDUALS. SO EVERYONE NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT A WHOLE RACE ISN’T THE SAME. MY BEST FRIEND IS FROM HATTI. HIS SKIN IS VERY DARK BUT I DON’T LOOK AT HIM ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN ANYONE ELSE. MY HUSBAND’S GRANDFATHER WAS A NAZI. YOU CAN’T HATE SOMEONE FOR WHAT THEIR ANCESTERS DID OR FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOURS. AND YOU NEVER KNOW IF ONE DAY YOU NEED HELP AND THE ONLY PERSON AROUND IS SOMEONE FROM A RACE THAT YOU, FOR WHAT EVER REASON, HATE. EVERYONE IS A LITTLE BIT RACIST AT TIME. SO EVERYONE NEEDS TO PULL THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES
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@ MARINES(JAKEFERNANDEZVIVALARAZA)
YOU’RE A DUMB FUCK. YES, WE SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR ALL THE MARINES, SAILORS, SOLDIERS, AND AIRMEN SERVING IN THE MILITARY. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I AM. I TOO AM A MARINE. BUT YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN ANY OTHER MOTHER FUCKER ON THIS SITE WHEN YOU GO AND SAY THAT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE COWARDS. YOU HAD A FANTASTIC POINT WITH THE FACT THAT ALL RACES ARE FIGHTING FOR THIS COUNTRY AND THEN RUINED IT BY SAYING THE SAME THING AS ALL THE OTHER DUMBASSES. WHITE PEOPLE AREN’T THE ONLY RACIST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. I OFTEN SEE BLACK PEOPLE SEGREGATING THEMSELVES INSTEAD OF BEING SHUNNED AWAY.
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