Do you find racist white jokes fun and not actual racism?
Let’s keep it that way and not resort to racist comments, I’m looking at you, you redneck, hill billy, white cracker dumb blonde
Don’t like racist white jokes, what the hell you doing on a WHITE JOKES web page?
What about Racist Nigger Jokes or Black Jokes.
Best White Jokes
Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldn’t white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
Racist White Joke 5
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.

Racist White Joke 6
What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Racist White Joke 7
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
Racist White Joke 8
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.




2248 responses to White Racist Jokes
white people funny
White people sayin black people want to be white….haaaa u funny….Why would blAck people want to be white when we God’s people…….
Not as funny as black jokes
The black jokes are funnier, I guess because whites are more successful
lol
More successful at what? Being ignorant? Yeah that’s true.
white haters
1st to Leroy who says niggers were the first race hate to tell ur dumb nigger ass but Adam and eve were Jews which would not qualify them as niggers and to the nigger bitch that said our good looking white girls tan to b a niggers color we would have to roast in an oven stupid nigger bitch check the prison stats and find what race is in because of the most serious crime rape killing and u will find that its niggers and if our pretty white girls r so bad why is your nigger husband and every other nigger monkey trying to get with them that’s why u never hear of a full blooded nigger female winning any beauty pageants because its impossible for something that fucking ugly to win anything look at ur king dead nigger Michael Jackson all he ever wanted before he died was to b white himself and some more white dick yea he liked white dick pretty well just like any nigger girl does u niggers r just to afraid to say it because ur nigger monkeys would beat the shit out of u so all u fucking monkeys go fuck your self
Racist White Jokes
Do you feel better now lls…
People
Really????? You use the word nigger like you trying to start somthing, lol @you. Do you know just how stupid you sound and last time I checked a nigger is a stupid and ignorant person, Soooo………………..
white crakers suck dick
white people soft and suck dick white people are slow and fucking stupid
Dear Donald Miller
As a young white women with black family members, mixed nieces and a black fiance i must say that your comment is very ignorant and childish . White women do not tan to be black , they tan to look nice because it makes them feel good about their appearance. Me personally i do not tan but there is nothing wrong with a women doing as she pleases. True. But that don’t mean for you to make a big deal about someone saying it is for another reason.
Don’t judge a black person because they are black . In true terms of the word “nigger” it is ( A contemptuous term for a black or dark-skinned person. )<- Google definition. is offensive.
White people like you put a bad name on white people. When you insist on acting like a racist child then of course black people are going to continue to say things they say. Honestly no one can judge them for what they say about white people. Even i will say Fuck a Gringo for comments like yours
Racist White Jokes
hahaha, your stupid!
First off, “white haters”, ya you…you dumb fuck. Why the hell are you on here anyways? Do you just LOVE problems and drama? Lol sure looks like it. Hell for you talking a big game on some “niggers” here, your literacy and grammar sucks. Second, you dont really know statistics do you? By calculations, yes there is a higher percentage of blacks in jail than white. BUT, on that percentage, the majoroty of blacks are in jail for dugs and petty crimes that have been dragged out and for crazy amounts of jail time. The majority of white men in jail, as you have brought up, are actually in jail for kidnapping, molestation, rape, serial killers, mental illness and more. It is actually statistically shown that its actually white men who are the ones in jail for crimes against what you stated black men do. Lets also not forget that its also statiscally shown, that more white girls are more prone than a female black woman to become a stripper or prostitute….and this is coming from a white.girl.
Racist White Jokes
Really now lol???
Do you feel better now?? Lol it’s hilarious how butt hurt you are over a simple comment.. The person you have said something like what slithers, is evil, slimy, vindictive, and a creature of satan. The answer to that question would be a white person.. God bless have a nice day!!!
fuck you
Actually dumb ass its more whites in jail there’s black jews and all life started in africa and only yo dumb ass would type something that long also all whites are inbred geniric fuck ups that are not athletic
fuck donald
Aye white boy I bet you scary as hell and don’t be mad cause all the black boy taking all the white sluts lol
Racist whites
At the start of the world, things like racism did not exist. Later on a majority of the white race felt that they should be above the rest of the world because of there “light” complexion. I have heard of black people being called dumb but explain to me now, what “cracker” could refer to themselves as being smart if they think they are above a race because they have less melanin in their skin. In other words they abuse people with darker skin because it is a more successful type of skin. The amount of melanin in your skin is what affects the complexion. The function of melanin is to protect the skin at a more advanced level. E.g you will most likely not see a dark skinned person using sun cream because the ‘race’ does not need it, we have melanin. Melanin will also reduce the chances of “BLACK” people having skin cancer to a very rare level.
People who say that the black race is very violent.
Well lets think this through, it is classed as stereotyping because not all blacks are violent. Infact a majority of the race celebrate and worship Jesus/God and are often baptised as Christians. Maybe if you ‘RACIST CRACKERS’ Did not aggravate black people this type of violence would not happen as much as it does.
You see racist whites will post things about blacks on the web.
Just because they are little pussies who have no guts to say it to a black’s face. I am not surprised how you will see more mentally disabled whites or whites in bad condition than any other race on the earth,I believe this is obviously because it is a sign that they need to change there ways towards others. Yes you are probably saying look at the amount of crimes the black race does to the community. You racist whites are a partial reason why blacks turn out like this you are aggravating them, so do not expect to aggravate a black person and it will be all right the next morning. “what ever goes around comes around”.
The statements “blacks have bigger penis’s” and “blacks are more hench” is partially true, I believe it is most likely that it is because a large majority of blacks do not have such hatred in mind, and do beleive in an ANTI-BLACK community, for example NOT RACIST. This is a message to a majority of the race that is racist.I am not a stereotypical person, so therefore I can not aim this message at the whole white race.
Racist White Jokes
too damn high
the lack of education shown in this comment is too damn high!
lol
You’re an idiot. Go back to Europe.
Really?
Your all dumb as hell and yeah I’m white I think all jokes are funny but really? Non of you whether your black white Asian or Mexican it dont matter nothing you say makes any bit of sense and for people who wanna talk shit about whites I hope u run into Brock lesnar next time your walking down the street most of you are nerds hiding behind a computer screen Nuff said and get a job dumb fucks
Fuck crackers
What do fences & gringos have in common? they both get jumped by mexicans
Lmao i’m black and puerto rican and that racist shit is kind of stupid because you may not like me but I can promise you that your wife/girlfriend will like me in her
lol I fuck all races
Too funny
Y’all funny.. Whoever dude is dropping the word Nigger sound like he just heard his dad say it. Im a mutt but man y’all inbred fucks , it aint like it used to be. Soon there aint gonna be white, black, hispanics. Get white power out your fuckin head.. And this is where Natives originatd, white people didn’t come from here. They came from sick, diseased, fucked up teeth, skirt wearin, use a bowl to cut my hair countries. And oh we took the natives land. Yeah go to a reservation and say it, tell a native thinkin they mexican n tell em to go back where they came from. Lol even though y’all dumb asses still tell mexicans to. They right under the us. Where here before any white man. Why they called southern brothers. See white man made history books, and lies. Columbus?? Wrong. See white people lying to white people. You think about trusting a white man, go ask an ndianGo to twheres there’s ppoverty, where people struggle, aint handed shit. Ain’t spoiled. Ones who know h ow to survive. lmao go to the hood n call someone a nigger. Fuck ya’ll ignorant dumbasses. There’s things no one likes about every culture. Even my own, which if like 3 diff ones. But i got more colored friends cuz the pale ones be on some shit . fucj it every body gon hate eachother. Live with it. But next time come correct with some knowledge on what land you on. You know what they do to white boys Who talk like that slap hem n watch them turn pink. But nice time reading yall shit. Very amusing. And yes i am a lot of german, my blood is poisened lol
Racist White Jokes
Preach man!
People are fucking rediculous!
Wrong again my friends!! I find it absolutely hilarious that white people will come to a RACIST WHITE JOKES PAGE and talk about how much they hate black people. If you hate black people so much, why the fuck would you come to a page that is probably navigated by mostly BLACK PEOPLE? Go on the racist black people jokes page and do that shit! It is completely unnecessary for you all to fight on here, and it’s ridiculously stupid that you call each niggers and crackers, too. Get a life, find a friend, screw a dog, build a bridge, and get the fuck over it!
P.S. To the dumb fucks that say black people have no education, money, or jobs: OUR FUCKING PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!! LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM HE STILL FUCKING WON! Y’all are slowly losing “power” so get used to it…
P.P.S. To the dumb person who commented that black people would just be walking around with cloths over their dicks without white people: No, we would be seen as equals rather than scum. Because of you white people (as well as most Europeans), we are looked down upon as a race. Before the Europeans came to America, they were very popular for being cocky, stuck up, and rude: I guess their dispositions survived over the years even of their kick ass accents didn’t.
Racist White Jokes
wow
Im black and Oman school im the smartest girl there u can’t tell me that im uneducated because I am everyday white people wanna say they hate black people but have there boyfriend or girlfriend try and BE LIKE US???!! Everybody wants black people 2 be white but every white person try s to act black everybody in my school nigga this and nigga that there not saying it 2 me that just wanna BE ME so u guys can stop the act cause im sick of it
Racist White Jokes
You’re the smartest girl? You sound like the dumbest fuck on here so far. Please tell me what “acting black” means by the way. Because I know acting like a thug or gang banger isn’t black.
White jokes suck.
Seriously, Black Jokes #1 – Mexican, Jew, Chinese, Etc, #3 and
all the White jokes are lame. We need more good racist White jokes.
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Weird the majority of these jokes are just copied from other jokes and turned around, which make them very unfunny.
The black man is head of the united states
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