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What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
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What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
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Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
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What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.

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what do you call a bunch of white people sitting on a bench? the NBA
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Whats is the difference between a white person and a bird?
The bird has more color
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all you mother fuckers are gonna pay. you are the ones who are the ball lickers. we’re gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiney bitches. we’re gonna make you eat our shit, and then shit out our shit, and then make u eat their shit thats made up of our shit that we made you eat.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO yall are dumb gettin pissed over lame ass jokes
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Why do white people go to black peoples garage sales?
To get their stolen stuff back.
Crackers are not just for Christmas, give a Cracker a home.
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What do you call a white person visiting the himalayas? Family Reunion!
What do you call an arab killing americans? Arabian pride
What do you call Cubans spitting on Castro’s grave? Cuban pride.
What do you call a white man beating up two mike tysons? That’s just crazy talk.
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why do black people cary poo in their wallets?
I.D.
What do you say if you see your tv floationg around at night?
Drop it Nigger
Whats the difference between a truck of bowliing balls and a truck on niggers?
You cant unload a truck of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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What do you call a white boys ghost?
Casper.
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i’m so glad i’m white
these are the worst jokes ever..
Q: why don’t comedians tell rascist white jokes??
A: because rascist white jokes aren’t funny.
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wht do you call a bunch of white people having a camp out a meth lab……. Wht do you call white babys a snow storm cuz all of them look the same….. Why do you crackers with black people cuz they suck dicks…. Wht do you call a shot tht everyone had a white girl….. Why do black men fuck snowflakes cuz he kno her cracker ass dad is having a heart attact ….lol Tht Shyt FuNNy You Kno It Black and beautiful
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A DUMB FUCK?
A CRACKER!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT SMART CRACKER?
YEAH…NEITHER DID I.
WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE MAKE RACIST BLACK AND MEXICAN JOKES?
BECAUSE THEY FEEL LESS THAN THEM, AND HAVE NO LIFE.
WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE RETARDED?
CAUSE THEY ARE!
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please, do me a favor, to anyone that thinks crackers are fucking retarded, look at the stupid ass jokes the fucking niggers are coming up with. Shit i give you credit for being dropouts and whatnot, but your fucking jokes stink, just like you fucking yard apes, go fucking get another welfare check, hang urself and save society the favor of fucking having to plug their noses while they lynch your stupid nigger asses, oh and if your a beaner. take your fucking spanish speaking ass back to mexico, get a proper education, then to fucking kill yourself with a nigger, hang eachother if you have to, niggers and beaners are the fucking most idiotic people on the face of the earth, one cant find their way across the border, and the other one doesnt even know where the fuck it is, your writing bad jokes, thinking your funny, oh whats a dumb person a cracker, oh really, coming from a degenerate who spent 3 years in first grade, what the fuck you think your smart or something, go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit(yes i mean that literly)
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TO the guy, who has problems. “the fucking retared ass fagot”. Im a whitie, these are jokes. But for a small, and i mean small brain capacity person like your self, most pepole dont expect you to comprehend the meaning of jokes. In reality Craker if you dont like the current state of the Nation, Get BACK on your Boat and float back to the place you really came from, Because your stupid ass, and people like you arnt even from this Country, Your a transplant like the rest of us , Dipshit.
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Internet geek…you probally stay in your moms basement…and I wish I knew where you stayed because I could have you killed…Oh dont think I cant. I have way more money than you so this is really a threat if you tell me where you are I will send someone to kill you.
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well you pussy bitch come kill me come to 998 ivey lane drive bitch and see how close you make it into the hood u fucking cracker ass pusaca boy!
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hello???
dont hate on us beaners or blacks.
haha, just cause we have the bodies that rock the parties, the brains, the style, and shit just everything, we can have curly, straight, or curvy hair.
big bootys, big breast, hah our men have the biggest dicks, its understandable that u hate on us, we have the highest grades on tests performed, ok not on the obesity, u got us on that one, haha. Dont hate cause u were underbaked.
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hahaha u havent seen that much white ppl then cuz were sexii n we dnt smell…
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White people are the apes you guys are the ones with the THING ASS LIPS LOOKING LIKE SOMEIN OFF PLANET OF THE APES FUCK YOU WHITE PEOPLE BOOO!!
BLACK POWER!!!!!!!!!!!
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fuck u u retarded waste of even craker space
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black dick- as hard and DARK as cucumber
white dick-as soft and WHITE as marshmallows!
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jan
Comment on Racist White Jokes (March 10th, 2010 at 16:48)
black dick- as hard and DARK as cucumber
HAHAHAHA! IT’S CALLED GANGRENE!!!! BECAUSE YOU NIGGERS ARE TO STUPID TO WRAP IT THEREFOR WE TAX PAYERS HAVE TO PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS AND FEED YOU AND YOUR 15 KIDS BECAUSE DADDY WAS OUT TO LATE SMOKING CRACK! PLEASE NIGGA! Oh and the cucumber.. Psssst.. Call it a Gherkin.. HA!
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That sucked…Why is it that white men rape there kids??
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wow thats not even funny no wears near funn but good
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What do you call a sex offender site?
An exclusively White male dating site.
Why do all White people live in trailers?
Because they are tornado magnets and long ago they figured out that they can move out of a tornados path if their house is on wheels.
What is another term for White plague?
Meth.
See, there are good jokes about Whites, you just have to think mean, like they do when they write jokes about others. I don’t want to hear rehashed Black jokes, or jokes about how White rule the world. They have terrible faults–people just need to focus on them.
Like: what percentage of Gay males are Caucasian?
300%
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white people own homes, niggers live on the streets not even trailers. my point is you’re below us so stop trying to justify the fact that you are inferior. obama cant help you/you no longer have an excuse that the “white man” is trying to bring you down. fuck you.
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what you call a white guy on drugs , a cracker
what do you call a sexually frustrated white man, a wanker
why do pigs(pork) never look up, the truth hurts their eyes.
what do u call someone thats small ,weak, and useless, ….Dic
why are most scientists white….coz they sexually impotent
whats white and can be switched on or of…..a light bulb
what do you call a white guy on steroids…. a coward
why are whit people not the same color as the soil……they demons
why dnt all white people have the same hair clor ……they confused
what do you call an old white women taking a tan…..acient dog shit
fuck all white peopl, nothing scares a cracker more then something that cant be explained because thay are the creators of reason, and it is this weapon called reason that keeps them on top , so laugh at what doe not make sense, thats when they most weak, and that is where we shall release our black ancestrol magic
what you call a white guy reading my jokes….. a switched off lightbulb
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Zamora ur a fucking retarded piece of shit (aka ur obvioulsy black) ur joke about a white old woman tanning is a failed excuse for a white joke you just fucking took a black joke and substituted white for black!
Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
Of course not!
O well it looks like it’s going to be a GREAT future!!!
^ now that’s fucking hilarious shit right there
how was shit made??
God smashed up a nigger and gave it a better smell!
^ so true right there
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Nigger Hater dude your jokes suck ass(and so does your mom at giving head)but lay off of zamora.
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You really fail…at life dont you I want to see you say that to a real black persons face I would seriously laugh at you getting your ass beat.
Why do white people smell like dogs after the rain?
Because they are Monkeys.
why are white people always on the toilet?
because their full of shit
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okay guys this racist shit is stupid its either nigger this or cracker that. get over it were all humans, we are all just monkeys apes were not special at all were just more advanced and more intelligent then other animals, to act like any one of us is better is fucking stupid and slows down the progress of society. if people all got along and stopped fighting over racism, religion, and sheer greed the human race would be much farther along. I’m disgusted at the shit people say on here black and white, it funny how much shit you all talk on here when you know none of these people will ever see you in person because I swear if any black or white person said this shit in my presence I would take it upon myself to beat the fuck out of them as they deserve that and worse. This was meant for jokes not a bunch of idiots who are in no way funny, clever, or even correct to talk shit and be racist. I like a good joke whatever race or any group its about and as long as it doesn’t offend then it’s great. Racism should be the joke in itself. Just grow up, get an education, and realize that arguing and fighting doesn’t solve a god damned thing we’re all here to stay.
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Racist White Jokes
I so agree with this guy. i have a lil white in me but seeing this shit makes me ashamed of it. its pathetic
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im black…but nigga shut yo punk ass up
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Thank you..and this idiot comments there making is pissing me the fuck off (Im African American and only 15) And know this shit is pointless…if people didnt argue about there races and shit maybe the country and everything wouldnt be so messed up..
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Yeah, see that was good. I’m white and I actually got a laugh out of a few of the white jokes. It’s not the usual “I’M SO GLAD I’M BLACK HAHAH!” Congrats
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Lame….FAIL!
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What do you call a restaurant that adheres strictly to Whites, is full of ridiculous racist neanderthals, and does not cater to non Whites?
Cracker Barrel
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why are black ppl faster, stronger, healther, and better at life, CAUSE THEY ARE BLACK hahahahah iam so glad iAM BLACK
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What do you call a white lady that is drunk and thinks that she is hot?
A white bitch!
hahahahahaha
So funny!
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i am wwhite, and i think that black people jokes are funny, but no offence, the “attempted” white people jokes are soooooo bad. At least the black ones make sence and are witty, the white ones are like – “What do you call a dumb fuck”
– “a dumb fucking cracker LOL”
^^^Keep the white jokes coming guys
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Racist White Jokes
What do u call a red haired skinny white woman? A match stick
What do u think of when u c a fat white woman at the butchery? pork
Why r there white people on earth? God ran out of black paint
Why do most white people have green, blue or grey eyes? Cos they r possessed by demons,(I suggest exorcism)
Whenever the lights go off, my bf asks me 2 smile cos he cant see me in the dark. This is all dedicated 2 him. Now u know what it feels like babe!
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!
Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger!
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500
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I fucked a white woman yesterday while her white husband was at work…oh and she sucked my dick.
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True…so true (Im African American) Thats why I never ever will kiss a white girl (If I even went her..) Because from what I know all of them suck dick…I got heads from a white girl before didnt even go with her..she offred them so I said what the fuck.
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WARNING THIS IS RACIST TO MULTIPLE RACES AND IS FUNNIER WHEN TOLD VERBALY.
ONE UPON A TIME IN RURAL KANSAS: Alright, there was this nigga a honkey ass cassarole eatin craka and one dem chinky eyed mu fukkas, and all 3 of them were down on thier luck, they had nothing. One late night they wanderd off onto Big Jimmy’s land, “BJ” yelled out wit his raspy ass vioce (sound like the mu fukka eat out a ash trey), “hey u stoopid dick-bags wut tha fuck u doin on my land”, as he charged forward grippin his shotty, the chink and the mu fukka that look like the channel 5 weather man were scared, but(as always) the nigga ran, “BJ” fired off a warning shot and said “hey get ur black ass over here”. the nigga replied “yo, all im tryin to do is smoke my weed, and all my craka friend is tryin to do is smoke his meth and my chink friend is just tryin to get high,this is all we have” BJ said “howsa bout we make a deal, I dont shoot you fukkin ingrates, n yall lyttle sons a bytches can can stay in my spare room, and work on my land in return until ya can get back on yall feet, because thats wut jesus would do, but theres 1 condition DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT FUCK MY DAUGHTER OR MY WYFE” they were like HELL YEAH we accept that. THREE MONTHS LATER: BJ was furious beccause his daughters belly was obviously in the beggining stages of pregnancy, he said, with the passion of hate in his eyes ” whitch one a ya basterds fukked my daughter” they all pointed their fingers at each other, BJ said “alright the truth will come to the light one day, Ill make you my prisoners until my grand baby is born”. SIX MONTHS LATER: BJ’s daughter was give birth in the bathtub, and the baby looked black BJ went to the field and shot the nigga with no hesitation, then the crakka (as usual) went to investagate all the “commotion” going on BJ turned to him and said hey nigger lover and shot his pastey face off. BJ went in search of the chink but he couldnt find him anywhere, he even checked the fish market. EIGHT DAYS LATER: BJ finds a note from a mu fukka named Bai changchang (chink) it said, in bold letters: ME CHINEASE, ME PLAY TRICK, ME PUT CHOCOLATE ON MY DICK.
(END TRANSMISSION)
THIS COULD BE A GOOD MOVIE, HUH?
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Racist White Jokes
why do white people hate blacks so much????????
1. Black men have Super large dick’s and only thing a white man have is shame. They can’t please their women white women have to run to a black man for pleasure.
2. Black people was born dark…..when white people try so hard to get dark (tan all day) lol..so stop hating.
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Actually the biggest dick recorded is from a white guy…
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ay mane im black to and i agree with black and proud. white ppl couldnt jump if their life depended on it
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I am not racist. Proud 2 b black. I hear racism on XBL bcause I shit on so many people in mw2 but I don’t care it. White people use the internet as a mean to use racism. They never say 2 real black people. They scared of us because we dominate their sports, education and women slowly. They tan to get blacker. They listen 2 hiphop. They shit themselves when a few black people come their way and apologize for everything. If a black ask them 2 go 2 disney they’ll fuckin pay for because they scared. Fuck, jesus was middle eastern but his skin was black. The fake jesus pix is a old russian tyrant named cesar bugorsi that white jesus. Black are gods tru people.
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Racist White Jokes
Learn how to spell and use the English language. Also look up the deffintion of racist and then read your post. Dumb ignorant asshole.
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@Matt: on learning how to spell. Try definition, not “deffintion”. K thanks.
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You spelled “definition” wrong.
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i am not black yeh or white but that is so true what you just said by the way if your on xbox add me thats my gamertag
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@truspeaker Haahahahahahahahahaha you’re just as ignorant as any white racist out there. if your gods people how come in africa all you do is murder each other and live in shit? You dont dominate a thing there are just as many white athletes in other sports as well as blacks thats stupid, education? are you fucking serious? i hate acknowledging such shit but my god… you should be glad we got you out of that shithole of a continent. i hate racists as a whole and your no different than any white trash piece of shit that hung black people before white people out of respect for humanity gave you the rights to say such awful things. fuck you man you dont understand a thing and people like you (ignorant racist fucks black or white) make the world what it is. oh and if you want to go into examples ive been in three fist fights with black people and not once did i act like a pussy or do anything, i fought them like id fight any white person without any fear or prejudice, and i won each fight. and if i am ever lucky enough to see you ill beat your ass too and i wont be “scared” at all.
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Racist White Jokes
1st off all stop lying u know damn well u neva beat up a black person in ur life and wanna know how I know cause I bet there aint no black ppl in ur neighborhood and u damn scared to come to are hood so cut the bullshit and only sport white ppl controll is hockey and that’s it cause blacks run basketball and football and spanish run baseball ohh my fault u guys do own the winter olympics(who gives a fuck) and oh yeah I almost forgot ARE PRESIDENT IS BLACK damn we jus taking over shit so feel to hate on us all u want we fuckin love it
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Dude wow man seriously. Blacks dont dominate everything haha, I love blacks my bestfriend Jason Alladi is black, and im like almost the only white kid in my neighborehood and thats how I live. I do mma and have fought pretty much every common race in US except asians lmao they are cuddly hahah, but Every race was pretty much the same, all pretty much didnt have experiance from the “hood”. “hood” fighting is throwing fists which is fail and is guna get your ass kicked. I dont know why we have to argue about who owns what sport, there is a Really really good player in each sport of every race, there are more races in some sports. Like basketball I mean steve nash is pretty good and so is dirk better than most black players, but you have someone like amari stoudimire who is like the fking best hah and other blacks. Baseball has all races, Orlando Hudson, Arod, Manny Ramerize, Randy Johnson(did he retire?) lmao.Football has alot too, Iv noticed tho that black people are like the wide receivers and running backs also linemen, haha whites are usually the QBs. But seriously cant we just agree that every race has a good person of their race in anything? Screw ignorant racist queers. There is racism of every race, some blacks hate whites, some mexicans hate blacks some hate whites. If you go to any website with racist jokes of a specific race you will find that racism is everywhere.
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dont forget my beaner brothers also got the gold medal in jujitsoo
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@me, can u shut the fuck up, the only reason that blacks got to america was because white ppl used them for slavery. white ppl r just as bad as us, we black ppl arent the only ppl who murder.what about ‘the stolen generations’ english ppl came to Australia nd took the aboriginals kids off there parents, nd for a fact white ppl used to bury the babies in the ground from feet to the neck, nd they used to kick the babies heads off. i should kno because in Aboriginal. we did have better lives b4 u guys came nd wrecked it. because white ppl brought drugs, alcohol, lice, they even bought diseases here to Australia. nd what, u call us racist, the only reason u guys did this was because WE ARE BLACK. nd u kno what when Kevin Rudd did the ’sorry speech’ the white ppl wore a shirt sayin ’sorry’ nd the black ppl wore a shirt saying’ thank you’. thats just like saying, that sum1 is kicking another person on the ground and an hour later he stops nd says sorry, the person on the ground wouldnt say thank you, thank you for what, being kicked around, killing my family being called drugos? im talking for Black ppl all around the world, because we went through a lot. why did they kill Martin Luther King for, COZ HE WAS BLACK, if it was a white person in his position every one would be cheering. nd u kno what a a lot of the celebrities are black: Beyonce, Ciara, Chris Brown, 50cent, Snoop dog, Neyo, lil wayne, Denzel Washington, Jordin Sparks, Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, Halle Berry, Tyra Banks, Missy Elliott, Jay-z, Kanye West, Rihanna, Tiger woods, Akon….. And now you even have a black president. over here in Australia all the aboriginals nd islanders, and africans, basically all the blacks where cheering that u guys finally get a black president, because finally sum1 knows how us black ppl feel, nd if u have something against us blacks thats just proving that, white ppl are a racist culture. so you can go nd get fucked.
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Woah I dont know where you got that from but how come every country white people go to they fuck it up. Why is it that most of our problems in the world are by white peoples. Yeah the Africans some of them do act like they dont give a shit but MOST THE DAMN DICTATORS TO EVER COME TO EXSIST WERE FUCKING WHITE!!! One of them is the Worst who is Hitler. I see his pussy ass got scared and shitted himself and fucking shot himself in the head you guys talking about white power and shit with the Nazi flags and Confederate Flags and shit “Espeically them KKK BITCHES” All of you are pussys how are you gone follow after a white man who was a pussy and shitted himself and shot himself because he was scared to be caught…Life is bitch for white people I feel sorry you guys have no respect no where in the world..you guys are the number one hated race. (Especially the white males we for you guys to own shit alot of your White bitches come for black dick all the time and get fucked by us.)
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I agree with truspeaker… White folk are one way to a black guys face and another behind closed doors… Me I really hate white people and their conniving backstabbing better than you demeaner… And Jesus was black, some white guy musta wrote the bible… I would rather be in a roomfull of black people than a building of 10 white people… If you can’t tell I’m white but I hate thy fact… Keep it up truspeaker maybe one day our voices will be heard… I (from what I read) have alot of the same views as you… Maybe some more extreme but no need to split hairs when we’re on the same side right
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Lmao dude some black people wont say shit to white peoples faces sometimes any race wont say shit to their own face to face lmao its not a race thing its who you are… I love talking shit to people on Xbox lmao but i always tell them im jokeing with them after the game.
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I would if it was a racist…if they arnt a racist white I aint gone say nothing bout them.
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ay man im black and i know that u just as imature than any one i know. WE GOT EVERYTHING! the only reson u whites THINK your bettr than blacs is cause u got some low self asteem. white ppl r jus so jolus that they shut down and completely ignore da truth. o and by the way, tans arnt black at all dumy
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every white bastard does is eat fucking meatpies…….. whites r fuking losers and r gay
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man y do white people eat so much mircovave food?…………………………………..
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Why do you eat so much kfc
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katie you went from cant we all get along to a full blown racist,lolololll.
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what do you call an eminiem ?? WHITE (Soo Stop trying to be black)
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why did the nigger that nikked chiken from the shop get away
because all black people look the same chunky lips and big nose aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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2 ALL THE RACIST FUCKS, YALL WANNA B LIKE US THATS Y YALL GO OUT AND GET TANS AND BREAST IMPLANTS AND SHIT. YALL GO OUT AND BUY ASS IMPLANTS, BUT YALL STILL WNNA DWN US, STOP TYRNNA B LIKE US 1ST. I AINT NEVA SEEN A BLACK PERSON GO OUT AND GET A NOSE IMPLANT 2 LOOK LIKE TUCAN SAM YALL LONG NOSE ASSES. bLACKS HAVE BEAUTY WITHN THATS Y WE DNT HAVE 2 DO MUCH 2 ALTER OURSELVES, U GOT WHITE HOES GETTN ALL TYPE OF SHIT DNE 2 THEMSELVES 2 LOOK LOIKE US, THEY EVEN GET THEIR HAIR BRIADED LIKE OURS, EVEN THO THE SHIT WONT STAY. YALL CAN SAY WHAT YALL WNT ABOUT NIGGAS BUT WE TAKE WAT YALL SAY AND BUILD FROM IT, JUS LOOK AT OUR HISTORY BITCHES.
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Why do white men eat so much tilapia and salmon.Because all of their white women are going to black men for dick you suck ass mutha fuckers.
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We are all black in the night. Then i turn on my
lights and shoot the niggers trying to steal rims on
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What do you call a yellow bus with a bunch of white kids in it?
A twinke
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That is fuckin aweful dude!
For starters you fucked up the joke and 2nd you stole it from harold and kumar go to white castle!
Twat!
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At least the white kids go to school. What do you call a yellow bus with a bunch of black kids in it? Nothing; black kids don’t go to school
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What do you call a group of white people staring at the T.V to much, NERDS
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i hate my race being racist. fucking retarded ass faggot u should kill ur self and make every single race even white burn ur body and throw it to the ocean. I dont see why i should be racist to spanish, black, asian, ect.
just because im white, we are all the same just different colors and cultures. plus we all white came from england or other european countries we took this land or buy it from the indians, spain, and mexico. so we better keep our mauth shut and stop telling other races to go back to their countries because they can tell us to go back to europe.
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Racist White Jokes
I agree with White man at the top. I saw a site the other day with a bunch of racist mexican jokes n i am part mexican n part white. they were pathetic n made me ashamed of my white half. but that comment White Man put is the truth n i agree 100% with him.
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Racist White Jokes
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