Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
Racist White Joke 5
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
Racist White Joke 6
What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Racist White Joke 7
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
Racist White Joke 8
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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what do you call a bunch of white people sitting on a bench? the NBA
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grOSS
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That is pretty fucking hot room for one more we can be BFFF or butt fucking friends forever
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i love how racism works
i’ll be racist to my own kind (white),black,porto ricans,mexicans ect.. i dont give 2 shits if anyones racist to whites im racist to my self if a black tells a racist joke to me about white people i’ll lmao but if i say a racist black joke to a black they try to kick my ass but with my grade A defense it nevers works but anyway blacks can be racist to what ever they want to be white can be racist to who ever and long leged pissed off porto ricans can be racsit everybody needs to grow up and just live a fun laughable life and just get along
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Racist White Jokes
MAN YOU ARE FUCKEN GAY DOG WAT THE HELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO U LIKE GIRLS AT ALL FUCK U GAY FAGGET!!!!!>(
I HOPE U GET PUSSY SOME DAY DOGGY!!!
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Fuccin Faggys No Games Played Fucccin Fruit Cups
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Whats is the difference between a white person and a bird?
The bird has more color
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all you mother fuckers are gonna pay. you are the ones who are the ball lickers. we’re gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiney bitches. we’re gonna make you eat our shit, and then shit out our shit, and then make u eat their shit thats made up of our shit that we made you eat.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO yall are dumb gettin pissed over lame ass jokes
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Please………..at least be original…..Jay and Silent Bob? Get a better life
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Why do white people go to black peoples garage sales?
To get their stolen stuff back.
Crackers are not just for Christmas, give a Cracker a home.
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What do you call a white person visiting the himalayas? Family Reunion!
What do you call an arab killing americans? Arabian pride
What do you call Cubans spitting on Castro’s grave? Cuban pride.
What do you call a white man beating up two mike tysons? That’s just crazy talk.
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why do black people cary poo in their wallets?
I.D.
What do you say if you see your tv floationg around at night?
Drop it Nigger
Whats the difference between a truck of bowliing balls and a truck on niggers?
You cant unload a truck of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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Im black and i think its funny. It is a joke…. right?
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Its funny how...
Its funny how black people laugh at these jokes, and say (in a whiney way) “Its just a joke damn! get the fuck over it!” and when someone says black jokes, they start whining and thumbsing them down.
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what the hellll
this is for white jokes not blacks so get some fucken glasses on to read the title dumb asss white cracker
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What do you call a white boys ghost?
Casper.
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i’m so glad i’m white
these are the worst jokes ever..
Q: why don’t comedians tell rascist white jokes??
A: because rascist white jokes aren’t funny.
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wht do you call a bunch of white people having a camp out a meth lab……. Wht do you call white babys a snow storm cuz all of them look the same….. Why do you crackers with black people cuz they suck dicks…. Wht do you call a shot tht everyone had a white girl….. Why do black men fuck snowflakes cuz he kno her cracker ass dad is having a heart attact ….lol Tht Shyt FuNNy You Kno It Black and beautiful
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Racist White Jokes
wow…learn how to spell before you start knockin people
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dat was sooo fuckin not funny r u on shit dude u killed it boooooo
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why want a cracker’s dog go into super cuts,because of the lice, ticks, and flees.
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LOL!
wait just a cotton picking minute, learn to spell and string a sentence together fool.
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A DUMB FUCK?
A CRACKER!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT SMART CRACKER?
YEAH…NEITHER DID I.
WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE MAKE RACIST BLACK AND MEXICAN JOKES?
BECAUSE THEY FEEL LESS THAN THEM, AND HAVE NO LIFE.
WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE RETARDED?
CAUSE THEY ARE!
LOL
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please, do me a favor, to anyone that thinks crackers are fucking retarded, look at the stupid ass jokes the fucking niggers are coming up with. Shit i give you credit for being dropouts and whatnot, but your fucking jokes stink, just like you fucking yard apes, go fucking get another welfare check, hang urself and save society the favor of fucking having to plug their noses while they lynch your stupid nigger asses, oh and if your a beaner. take your fucking spanish speaking ass back to mexico, get a proper education, then to fucking kill yourself with a nigger, hang eachother if you have to, niggers and beaners are the fucking most idiotic people on the face of the earth, one cant find their way across the border, and the other one doesnt even know where the fuck it is, your writing bad jokes, thinking your funny, oh whats a dumb person a cracker, oh really, coming from a degenerate who spent 3 years in first grade, what the fuck you think your smart or something, go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit(yes i mean that literly)
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Racist White Jokes
TO the guy, who has problems. “the fucking retared ass fagot”. Im a whitie, these are jokes. But for a small, and i mean small brain capacity person like your self, most pepole dont expect you to comprehend the meaning of jokes. In reality Craker if you dont like the current state of the Nation, Get BACK on your Boat and float back to the place you really came from, Because your stupid ass, and people like you arnt even from this Country, Your a transplant like the rest of us , Dipshit.
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Racist White Jokes
Internet geek…you probally stay in your moms basement…and I wish I knew where you stayed because I could have you killed…Oh dont think I cant. I have way more money than you so this is really a threat if you tell me where you are I will send someone to kill you.
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well you pussy bitch come kill me come to 998 ivey lane drive bitch and see how close you make it into the hood u fucking cracker ass pusaca boy!
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lol what city and state I think thats the most important part of an address
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hello???
dont hate on us beaners or blacks.
haha, just cause we have the bodies that rock the parties, the brains, the style, and shit just everything, we can have curly, straight, or curvy hair.
big bootys, big breast, hah our men have the biggest dicks, its understandable that u hate on us, we have the highest grades on tests performed, ok not on the obesity, u got us on that one, haha. Dont hate cause u were underbaked.
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Racist White Jokes
hahaha u havent seen that much white ppl then cuz were sexii n we dnt smell…
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yeah yall do…like goat cheese
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damn yall dumb
You dumb niggers are just mad because my ancestors whipped your ass made you slaves, fucked your grandmas while your grandpas watched, and a white man freed you and let you eat in our restuarants cause yall are two dumb two make one run. This is still a white man’s world niggers, that aint no joke!
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ha ha ha blacks can scream and whites also
i am white with a black wife and mixed kids
i say ones you get black you never go back
and my wife likes whitys
yust ackt normal i tel white jokes and black jokes and we both laugh about it it is a JOKE you know
and than you have some kids here they ask for adresses to kill someone man get a live
the USA is realy fucked up
and the whitys ( i am white myself)who think the usa is theres fuck you give it back to the indians
most of the people that came to the usa is white trash they were banned by there own country and the blacks were brought here by the whites but this is so long ago forget the past and live together we europeans live with the germans also and they killed the most people in the world ( worldwore 1 and 2 )
i live in holland with my blackenees wife and we have fun and nobody comments
are we then the growneups in this small country????????????
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Racist White Jokes
You are disgrace. Pathetic.
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hey sexy thang ive got a long fat black dick wanna suck on it, wipe the drool from your mouth you stank cracker bitch.
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White people are the apes you guys are the ones with the THING ASS LIPS LOOKING LIKE SOMEIN OFF PLANET OF THE APES FUCK YOU WHITE PEOPLE BOOO!!
BLACK POWER!!!!!!!!!!!
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jabber; i hope you know that because of white people, you are here. we are all americans, so you shouldn’t talk about the people who started the country you live in. you ignorant fuck.
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fuck u u retarded waste of even craker space
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Kid whe ur mad he’s being racist. Think about what ur saying. Tool.
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u better not live in colorado cuz i willl come and murder you. me and all the niggers and beaners
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SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID ASS BITCHES
OK LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING RETARD…NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU REALLY HAVE TO SAY…I MEAN TELLING US BLACK PEOPLE THAT WE NEED “TO HANG OUR SELFS CUZ WE ARE WORTHLESS AND A PIECE OF SHIT”…STFU BITCH ASS HOE…I MEAN YOU JUST DESCRIBED YO DIRTY ASS…OH YEA BITCHES THAT DON’T LIKE US IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GO HEAR SOME FUNNY SHIT ABOUT THESE STUPID ASS WHITE PEOPLE AND THERE WAIST OF SPACE,PREJUDICE,DIRTY,STANKY,DEAD BEATS, LIFES. gO TO MONTEL WILIAMS CUZ HE KEEP IT REAL ON THIS STUPID ASS SHIT!!!WHY DON’T YOU QUACKERS/HONKIES DO SOCIETY(ESPECIALLY BLACK PEOPLE)A FAVOR!!!!I’M SO SICK OF HEARING THESE DIRTY ASS QUACKERS TALK ABOUT THE STUPIDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!GO CLEAN YO DIRTY ASS LICE,TICKS,FLEAS ETC.ASS SOME WERE ELSE!!!WE BLACK PEOPLE,ARE THE MAIN ONES WHO HELPED STARTED THIS FUCKIN U.S.A ANYWAYS…AND STOP TALKIN BOUT THOSE MEXICANS CUZ THEY AINT DO SHIT TO YA EITHER!!!YA HONKIES/QUACKER NEED TO SHUT THAT SHIT UP!!!WE BLACK PEOPLE GOT THEM NICCUHS THAT WILL FUCKIN MURDER YA ASSES IN NO DAMN TIME!!!QUIT PLAYIN WITH US FOR YOU START A FUCKIN WAR!!!
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Racist White Jokes
thats not whats up
i fot a couple things to say i agree with the girl on top about how white ppl get tans, get breast implants getting bontox and all these things things they do to alture themselves and their men injoy that thats why they pay for it second its not true about black ppl dont do it because they aint got money shit we got all these money annd we aint spending it cuuz we aint dumb and do more important stuff than buying whore cuz their white girls are getting laid by a black or mexican guy fourth this aint your country either so why dont you go back to were you came from………..and last but i know not least why you guys trying to rap sag ur pants and pretend you guys are in cands and say “wud up bloods” da hell for it wasnt for the black ppl you quys would still be on opra and weird shit like that i know u whites need other couries like africa and basically all of asia (mideast,china, japan) you would just be well nothing so before u say any thing about race thinh of you dumb europe without us
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Racist White Jokes
U dumb white bitch
Look u lil piece of shit white boy!! Ur jokes are fucking wack they dnt make sence at all take ur jokes back to mcdonalds and eat chicken nuggets and fries cuz that all u eat white trash! And tell those jokes to ur fucking blonde mom and mexicans and black ppl are way better than white ppl big time cuz wat white ppl do is just think of doin crack! And get fucked by everyone and take ur white trash somewhere else if ur gonna be a lil racist baster!!
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Racist White Jokes
nigger means ignorant and thats not me at all
first of let me start off with no im not black or white im actually both my mom is white and my dad is black but wooow the ignorance on this page amazes me its funnny cause the white guy at the top says that we should hang our selves for being black ya well thats just like totally disrespectful and your one of the problems in america and FIRST OF ALL you whites werent even the first here the indians were but you ran them out we are passed the slaves and that shit thats done with over the joke about the jetsons and about the great ya shit like that pisses me off because right now the white men are always away on biuisness trips cheatin on their wives sittin on thier asses makin ignorant comments like blacks should hang themselves ya pathetic while there wives are trying to control there children which they cant white kids kick parents asses these days then they go to school and kick teachers asses which prevents the teacher from taeching and the child from learnin and ya maybe a black women spanks her children but at least they know how to behave and wont waste 12 years of school on nothin if men dont start helpin wives make children behave us blacks will take over white children arent gonna get very far with an F average i cant speak for all blacks cause some dont behave and are a disgrace the the black race and also for smart whites i just hate stereotypes it doesnt depend on the race it depends on that individual….why cant the racism stop its crazy if wed just get over it and work as a team then the u.s. would be a better place if we dont step up now and act mature im not a parent still a teen but i see kids at school and i hear ignorant things at schoool because i think about the future and how parants now are setting a bad example for there kids and if they dont teach there children then they will never no and they will pass on and leave the future in our hands and we wont know what to do with it and the world will be a sad sad place so why cant we just stop all the rascial comments and names and look deeper then the skin tone
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Racist White Jokes
Your retarded.
GET THE FUCK OVER OUR HISTORY.. KEY WORD.. HISTORY!! just because our ancestors thought like that and they were white does NOT mean WE ALL think like that. dumbass man.. wow
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omg
thank u pleas talk some sence in his head im yellowbird an im a 13 year old black girl and this he/she needs to read his (HISTORY BOOKS) its making me mad because were i live is nothen but white people here and when i go to school some times i have to fight with people to watch what they say out their mothes it makes me so mad i dont see how they still belive in the word nigger if they dont even know the right term for it because some blacks and agian (SOME BALCKS) are not so rude as other i just want to say why what is wroung with people these days
read my others my name on this website is yellowbird
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Racist White Jokes
what the hellll
if it was leagle to sew u i would an all the black people that seen this comment u wrote and yes we are smarter then some people not just white mexican people i does not have to do with race u dube ass we desever to be respceted because if u were smart u would know that we fought for our rights but no yall or or partcaly of the white race did nothen and became followers but the black was leaders so yes some may be smarter but u my friend is the dumb one and this is from a 13 year old girls so get your facts strait nowwwwwww !!!!!!!!!
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Racist White Jokes
and u spelled fagget wrong whos the dumd one i got u and im black
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black dick- as hard and DARK as cucumber
white dick-as soft and WHITE as marshmallows!
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jan
Comment on Racist White Jokes (March 10th, 2010 at 16:48)
black dick- as hard and DARK as cucumber
HAHAHAHA! IT’S CALLED GANGRENE!!!! BECAUSE YOU NIGGERS ARE TO STUPID TO WRAP IT THEREFOR WE TAX PAYERS HAVE TO PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS AND FEED YOU AND YOUR 15 KIDS BECAUSE DADDY WAS OUT TO LATE SMOKING CRACK! PLEASE NIGGA! Oh and the cucumber.. Psssst.. Call it a Gherkin.. HA!
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That sucked…Why is it that white men rape there kids??
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lol”tax dollars” its funny how some whites act like they know about taxes.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/24033281/
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haha
Thats why my ancestors fucked the hell outta your grandmas and made your ignorant, blue gum, tar baby, spook, nappy headed nigger granddaddy watch bitch.
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Im sorry but arent most intelligent people anything but black and Hispanic? Like eastern Asians, Europeans, Canadians, Americans, Australians, and Indians. There are reasons Meso/South America, and Africa have gone to shit.
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dumb
were are americans from dumb ass haha its white ppl like u that make america on the dummy list compared to other countries YOUR PROBEBLY BLONDE
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hahahahahaha
hahaha i like the 3rd one xD
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Everyone knows...
EVERYBODY knows white people study harder and get better grades, so knowing that alosne makes these jokes terrible.. FAIL.
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wow thats not even funny no wears near funn but good
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What do you call a sex offender site?
An exclusively White male dating site.
Why do all White people live in trailers?
Because they are tornado magnets and long ago they figured out that they can move out of a tornados path if their house is on wheels.
What is another term for White plague?
Meth.
See, there are good jokes about Whites, you just have to think mean, like they do when they write jokes about others. I don’t want to hear rehashed Black jokes, or jokes about how White rule the world. They have terrible faults–people just need to focus on them.
Like: what percentage of Gay males are Caucasian?
300%
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Racist White Jokes
white people own homes, niggers live on the streets not even trailers. my point is you’re below us so stop trying to justify the fact that you are inferior. obama cant help you/you no longer have an excuse that the “white man” is trying to bring you down. fuck you.
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what you call a white guy on drugs , a cracker
what do you call a sexually frustrated white man, a wanker
why do pigs(pork) never look up, the truth hurts their eyes.
what do u call someone thats small ,weak, and useless, ….Dic
why are most scientists white….coz they sexually impotent
whats white and can be switched on or of…..a light bulb
what do you call a white guy on steroids…. a coward
why are whit people not the same color as the soil……they demons
why dnt all white people have the same hair clor ……they confused
what do you call an old white women taking a tan…..acient dog shit
fuck all white peopl, nothing scares a cracker more then something that cant be explained because thay are the creators of reason, and it is this weapon called reason that keeps them on top , so laugh at what doe not make sense, thats when they most weak, and that is where we shall release our black ancestrol magic
what you call a white guy reading my jokes….. a switched off lightbulb
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Racist White Jokes
Zamora ur a fucking retarded piece of shit (aka ur obvioulsy black) ur joke about a white old woman tanning is a failed excuse for a white joke you just fucking took a black joke and substituted white for black!
Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
Of course not!
O well it looks like it’s going to be a GREAT future!!!
^ now that’s fucking hilarious shit right there
how was shit made??
God smashed up a nigger and gave it a better smell!
^ so true right there
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Racist White Jokes
Nigger Hater dude your jokes suck ass(and so does your mom at giving head)but lay off of zamora.
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You really fail…at life dont you I want to see you say that to a real black persons face I would seriously laugh at you getting your ass beat.
Why do white people smell like dogs after the rain?
Because they are Monkeys.
why are white people always on the toilet?
because their full of shit
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niger hater, how old are you you sound like a child the jetsons a toon made, produce,and put on tv by crackers wow what a dumb ass its a fucking cartoon white boy.
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You’re black ancestral magic is uneducated tribal groups trying to explain things they dont understand to the best of their ability, they are reasoning.
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okay guys this racist shit is stupid its either nigger this or cracker that. get over it were all humans, we are all just monkeys apes were not special at all were just more advanced and more intelligent then other animals, to act like any one of us is better is fucking stupid and slows down the progress of society. if people all got along and stopped fighting over racism, religion, and sheer greed the human race would be much farther along. I’m disgusted at the shit people say on here black and white, it funny how much shit you all talk on here when you know none of these people will ever see you in person because I swear if any black or white person said this shit in my presence I would take it upon myself to beat the fuck out of them as they deserve that and worse. This was meant for jokes not a bunch of idiots who are in no way funny, clever, or even correct to talk shit and be racist. I like a good joke whatever race or any group its about and as long as it doesn’t offend then it’s great. Racism should be the joke in itself. Just grow up, get an education, and realize that arguing and fighting doesn’t solve a god damned thing we’re all here to stay.
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Racist White Jokes
I so agree with this guy. i have a lil white in me but seeing this shit makes me ashamed of it. its pathetic
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im black…but nigga shut yo punk ass up
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Thank you..and this idiot comments there making is pissing me the fuck off (Im African American and only 15) And know this shit is pointless…if people didnt argue about there races and shit maybe the country and everything wouldnt be so messed up..
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I think this guy is still mad about obama.lol
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how do we know GOD has a sense of humor, well just look at all these stupid ass crakers.
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Yeah, see that was good. I’m white and I actually got a laugh out of a few of the white jokes. It’s not the usual “I’M SO GLAD I’M BLACK HAHAH!” Congrats
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Lame….FAIL!
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What do you call a restaurant that adheres strictly to Whites, is full of ridiculous racist neanderthals, and does not cater to non Whites?
Cracker Barrel
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Because they know y’all don’t tip.
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why are black ppl faster, stronger, healther, and better at life, CAUSE THEY ARE BLACK hahahahah iam so glad iAM BLACK
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What do you call a white lady that is drunk and thinks that she is hot?
A white bitch!
hahahahahaha
So funny!
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no sstuped its cuz we only smoke weed (not me other pleople)but whites is on crack or meth or on oxycotton ECT. am im right whight people
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i am wwhite, and i think that black people jokes are funny, but no offence, the “attempted” white people jokes are soooooo bad. At least the black ones make sence and are witty, the white ones are like -- “What do you call a dumb fuck”
-- “a dumb fucking cracker LOL”
^^^Keep the white jokes coming guys
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What do u call a red haired skinny white woman? A match stick
What do u think of when u c a fat white woman at the butchery? pork
Why r there white people on earth? God ran out of black paint
Why do most white people have green, blue or grey eyes? Cos they r possessed by demons,(I suggest exorcism)
Whenever the lights go off, my bf asks me 2 smile cos he cant see me in the dark. This is all dedicated 2 him. Now u know what it feels like babe!
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Racist White Jokes
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!
Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger!
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500
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I fucked a white woman yesterday while her white husband was at work…oh and she sucked my dick.
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True…so true (Im African American) Thats why I never ever will kiss a white girl (If I even went her..) Because from what I know all of them suck dick…I got heads from a white girl before didnt even go with her..she offred them so I said what the fuck.
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hey jabber i had more black woman than 1 and i am even maried with a black woman and they suck dick also your 15 so dont go there you dont realy know dumb fuck
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herre its funny cause your a fuckin grown ass man talkin to a 15 year old ya i bet you feel cool dirty bastard
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Nigress? U guys take racism to the next level. Way to go I think u finally got ur head out of your ass.
D Congratz.
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WARNING THIS IS RACIST TO MULTIPLE RACES AND IS FUNNIER WHEN TOLD VERBALY.
ONE UPON A TIME IN RURAL KANSAS: Alright, there was this nigga a honkey ass cassarole eatin craka and one dem chinky eyed mu fukkas, and all 3 of them were down on thier luck, they had nothing. One late night they wanderd off onto Big Jimmy’s land, “BJ” yelled out wit his raspy ass vioce (sound like the mu fukka eat out a ash trey), “hey u stoopid dick-bags wut tha fuck u doin on my land”, as he charged forward grippin his shotty, the chink and the mu fukka that look like the channel 5 weather man were scared, but(as always) the nigga ran, “BJ” fired off a warning shot and said “hey get ur black ass over here”. the nigga replied “yo, all im tryin to do is smoke my weed, and all my craka friend is tryin to do is smoke his meth and my chink friend is just tryin to get high,this is all we have” BJ said “howsa bout we make a deal, I dont shoot you fukkin ingrates, n yall lyttle sons a bytches can can stay in my spare room, and work on my land in return until ya can get back on yall feet, because thats wut jesus would do, but theres 1 condition DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT FUCK MY DAUGHTER OR MY WYFE” they were like HELL YEAH we accept that. THREE MONTHS LATER: BJ was furious beccause his daughters belly was obviously in the beggining stages of pregnancy, he said, with the passion of hate in his eyes ” whitch one a ya basterds fukked my daughter” they all pointed their fingers at each other, BJ said “alright the truth will come to the light one day, Ill make you my prisoners until my grand baby is born”. SIX MONTHS LATER: BJ’s daughter was give birth in the bathtub, and the baby looked black BJ went to the field and shot the nigga with no hesitation, then the crakka (as usual) went to investagate all the “commotion” going on BJ turned to him and said hey nigger lover and shot his pastey face off. BJ went in search of the chink but he couldnt find him anywhere, he even checked the fish market. EIGHT DAYS LATER: BJ finds a note from a mu fukka named Bai changchang (chink) it said, in bold letters: ME CHINEASE, ME PLAY TRICK, ME PUT CHOCOLATE ON MY DICK.
(END TRANSMISSION)
THIS COULD BE A GOOD MOVIE, HUH?
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why do white people hate blacks so much????????
1. Black men have Super large dick’s and only thing a white man have is shame. They can’t please their women white women have to run to a black man for pleasure.
2. Black people was born dark…..when white people try so hard to get dark (tan all day) lol..so stop hating.
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Actually the biggest dick recorded is from a white guy…
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name this so call biggest dick recorded white boy, and don’t say john holmes
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ay mane im black to and i agree with black and proud. white ppl couldnt jump if their life depended on it
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You are a dumb fuckin nigger. Thats all u guys are proud of is how u “SUPPOSEDLY” have big dicks. However if u look up the stats, there is no connection between dick size and race… so all u niggers lose. As a matter of fact, if u look up who got the biggest dick in the world, it is a WHITE MAN by the name of Jonah Falcon. So now u dumb fucking knuckle draggers have nothing left to be proud of… all u dumb shines do is have a bunch of kids that u sure as fuck cant take care of… so who feeds your kids? The white man that goes to work and pays taxes so that dumb little niglets can get a decent meal from mommy niggers food stamp card… then our white churches donate clothes to your poor niglet kids cuz mommy nigger done smoked up all the cash assistance from welfare n now the local dopeman got it and mommy nigger runs out of money and turns into a trick n gets pregnant again, but little baby niglet doesn’t know which one of the 312647319 corner boys is his daddy cuz mommy nigger done fucked em all to get her next hit. TRUE STORY… AND THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON!!!
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I am not racist. Proud 2 b black. I hear racism on XBL bcause I shit on so many people in mw2 but I don’t care it. White people use the internet as a mean to use racism. They never say 2 real black people. They scared of us because we dominate their sports, education and women slowly. They tan to get blacker. They listen 2 hiphop. They shit themselves when a few black people come their way and apologize for everything. If a black ask them 2 go 2 disney they’ll fuckin pay for because they scared. Fuck, jesus was middle eastern but his skin was black. The fake jesus pix is a old russian tyrant named cesar bugorsi that white jesus. Black are gods tru people.
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Learn how to spell and use the English language. Also look up the deffintion of racist and then read your post. Dumb ignorant asshole.
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@Matt: on learning how to spell. Try definition, not “deffintion”. K thanks.
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You spelled “definition” wrong.
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i am not black yeh or white but that is so true what you just said by the way if your on xbox add me thats my gamertag
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@truspeaker Haahahahahahahahahaha you’re just as ignorant as any white racist out there. if your gods people how come in africa all you do is murder each other and live in shit? You dont dominate a thing there are just as many white athletes in other sports as well as blacks thats stupid, education? are you fucking serious? i hate acknowledging such shit but my god… you should be glad we got you out of that shithole of a continent. i hate racists as a whole and your no different than any white trash piece of shit that hung black people before white people out of respect for humanity gave you the rights to say such awful things. fuck you man you dont understand a thing and people like you (ignorant racist fucks black or white) make the world what it is. oh and if you want to go into examples ive been in three fist fights with black people and not once did i act like a pussy or do anything, i fought them like id fight any white person without any fear or prejudice, and i won each fight. and if i am ever lucky enough to see you ill beat your ass too and i wont be “scared” at all.
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1st off all stop lying u know damn well u neva beat up a black person in ur life and wanna know how I know cause I bet there aint no black ppl in ur neighborhood and u damn scared to come to are hood so cut the bullshit and only sport white ppl controll is hockey and that’s it cause blacks run basketball and football and spanish run baseball ohh my fault u guys do own the winter olympics(who gives a fuck) and oh yeah I almost forgot ARE PRESIDENT IS BLACK damn we jus taking over shit so feel to hate on us all u want we fuckin love it
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Dude wow man seriously. Blacks dont dominate everything haha, I love blacks my bestfriend Jason Alladi is black, and im like almost the only white kid in my neighborehood and thats how I live. I do mma and have fought pretty much every common race in US except asians lmao they are cuddly hahah, but Every race was pretty much the same, all pretty much didnt have experiance from the “hood”. “hood” fighting is throwing fists which is fail and is guna get your ass kicked. I dont know why we have to argue about who owns what sport, there is a Really really good player in each sport of every race, there are more races in some sports. Like basketball I mean steve nash is pretty good and so is dirk better than most black players, but you have someone like amari stoudimire who is like the fking best hah and other blacks. Baseball has all races, Orlando Hudson, Arod, Manny Ramerize, Randy Johnson(did he retire?) lmao.Football has alot too, Iv noticed tho that black people are like the wide receivers and running backs also linemen, haha whites are usually the QBs. But seriously cant we just agree that every race has a good person of their race in anything? Screw ignorant racist queers. There is racism of every race, some blacks hate whites, some mexicans hate blacks some hate whites. If you go to any website with racist jokes of a specific race you will find that racism is everywhere.
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dont forget my beaner brothers also got the gold medal in jujitsoo
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@me, can u shut the fuck up, the only reason that blacks got to america was because white ppl used them for slavery. white ppl r just as bad as us, we black ppl arent the only ppl who murder.what about ‘the stolen generations’ english ppl came to Australia nd took the aboriginals kids off there parents, nd for a fact white ppl used to bury the babies in the ground from feet to the neck, nd they used to kick the babies heads off. i should kno because in Aboriginal. we did have better lives b4 u guys came nd wrecked it. because white ppl brought drugs, alcohol, lice, they even bought diseases here to Australia. nd what, u call us racist, the only reason u guys did this was because WE ARE BLACK. nd u kno what when Kevin Rudd did the ‘sorry speech’ the white ppl wore a shirt sayin ‘sorry’ nd the black ppl wore a shirt saying’ thank you’. thats just like saying, that sum1 is kicking another person on the ground and an hour later he stops nd says sorry, the person on the ground wouldnt say thank you, thank you for what, being kicked around, killing my family being called drugos? im talking for Black ppl all around the world, because we went through a lot. why did they kill Martin Luther King for, COZ HE WAS BLACK, if it was a white person in his position every one would be cheering. nd u kno what a a lot of the celebrities are black: Beyonce, Ciara, Chris Brown, 50cent, Snoop dog, Neyo, lil wayne, Denzel Washington, Jordin Sparks, Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, Halle Berry, Tyra Banks, Missy Elliott, Jay-z, Kanye West, Rihanna, Tiger woods, Akon….. And now you even have a black president. over here in Australia all the aboriginals nd islanders, and africans, basically all the blacks where cheering that u guys finally get a black president, because finally sum1 knows how us black ppl feel, nd if u have something against us blacks thats just proving that, white ppl are a racist culture. so you can go nd get fucked.
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Woah I dont know where you got that from but how come every country white people go to they fuck it up. Why is it that most of our problems in the world are by white peoples. Yeah the Africans some of them do act like they dont give a shit but MOST THE DAMN DICTATORS TO EVER COME TO EXSIST WERE FUCKING WHITE!!! One of them is the Worst who is Hitler. I see his pussy ass got scared and shitted himself and fucking shot himself in the head you guys talking about white power and shit with the Nazi flags and Confederate Flags and shit “Espeically them KKK BITCHES” All of you are pussys how are you gone follow after a white man who was a pussy and shitted himself and shot himself because he was scared to be caught…Life is bitch for white people I feel sorry you guys have no respect no where in the world..you guys are the number one hated race. (Especially the white males we for you guys to own shit alot of your White bitches come for black dick all the time and get fucked by us.)
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I agree with truspeaker… White folk are one way to a black guys face and another behind closed doors… Me I really hate white people and their conniving backstabbing better than you demeaner… And Jesus was black, some white guy musta wrote the bible… I would rather be in a roomfull of black people than a building of 10 white people… If you can’t tell I’m white but I hate thy fact… Keep it up truspeaker maybe one day our voices will be heard… I (from what I read) have alot of the same views as you… Maybe some more extreme but no need to split hairs when we’re on the same side right
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Lmao dude some black people wont say shit to white peoples faces sometimes any race wont say shit to their own face to face lmao its not a race thing its who you are… I love talking shit to people on Xbox lmao but i always tell them im jokeing with them after the game.
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I would if it was a racist…if they arnt a racist white I aint gone say nothing bout them.
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ay man im black and i know that u just as imature than any one i know. WE GOT EVERYTHING! the only reson u whites THINK your bettr than blacs is cause u got some low self asteem. white ppl r jus so jolus that they shut down and completely ignore da truth. o and by the way, tans arnt black at all dumy
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every white bastard does is eat fucking meatpies…….. whites r fuking losers and r gay
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man y do white people eat so much mircovave food?…………………………………..
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Why do you eat so much kfc
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katie you went from cant we all get along to a full blown racist,lolololll.
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what do you call an eminiem ?? WHITE (Soo Stop trying to be black)
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why did the nigger that nikked chiken from the shop get away
because all black people look the same chunky lips and big nose aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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2 ALL THE RACIST FUCKS, YALL WANNA B LIKE US THATS Y YALL GO OUT AND GET TANS AND BREAST IMPLANTS AND SHIT. YALL GO OUT AND BUY ASS IMPLANTS, BUT YALL STILL WNNA DWN US, STOP TYRNNA B LIKE US 1ST. I AINT NEVA SEEN A BLACK PERSON GO OUT AND GET A NOSE IMPLANT 2 LOOK LIKE TUCAN SAM YALL LONG NOSE ASSES. bLACKS HAVE BEAUTY WITHN THATS Y WE DNT HAVE 2 DO MUCH 2 ALTER OURSELVES, U GOT WHITE HOES GETTN ALL TYPE OF SHIT DNE 2 THEMSELVES 2 LOOK LOIKE US, THEY EVEN GET THEIR HAIR BRIADED LIKE OURS, EVEN THO THE SHIT WONT STAY. YALL CAN SAY WHAT YALL WNT ABOUT NIGGAS BUT WE TAKE WAT YALL SAY AND BUILD FROM IT, JUS LOOK AT OUR HISTORY BITCHES.
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you fucking retard niggers cant afford that shit, that’s why you don’t have implants you can’t fucking afford it bitch! and seriously you guys weave/cornrow you hair because its nappy, you don’t have a choice its too shitty to fucking do anything else.
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Thats whats up
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Why do white men eat so much tilapia and salmon.Because all of their white women are going to black men for dick you suck ass mutha fuckers.
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what?
that does even make any sense?you sound like a fucking idiot.. if your black, this doesnt surprise me.
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shut the hell up
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Muthafuckerrr you NEED to shut that nasty ass hole in your face
Stupid bitch ass cunt. What the hell is wrong with white people??!!! Y’all the sad fucktards that brought us to this damn place anyway!!! We never asked to come! We never begged y’all to take us to some unknown land that aint even yours in the first fucking place! And now y’all complaining?!!
Why? Why the fuck are you complaining?
You white people all have problems, you bitches are sad motherfuckers
By the way Bitch My President Is Black
Suck it.
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thanks
you are so right im not racist at all on any sides but white ppl get on my nerves i mean u ppl say all this smack but we the one who did all this stuff for yall but no yall are so ungreatfull an unapreshating we dont even get a thanks
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We are all black in the night. Then i turn on my
lights and shoot the niggers trying to steal rims on
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What do you call a yellow bus with a bunch of white kids in it?
A twinke
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That is fuckin aweful dude!
For starters you fucked up the joke and 2nd you stole it from harold and kumar go to white castle!
Twat!
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At least the white kids go to school. What do you call a yellow bus with a bunch of black kids in it? Nothing; black kids don’t go to school
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What do you call a group of white people staring at the T.V to much, NERDS
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i hate my race being racist. fucking retarded ass faggot u should kill ur self and make every single race even white burn ur body and throw it to the ocean. I dont see why i should be racist to spanish, black, asian, ect.
just because im white, we are all the same just different colors and cultures. plus we all white came from england or other european countries we took this land or buy it from the indians, spain, and mexico. so we better keep our mauth shut and stop telling other races to go back to their countries because they can tell us to go back to europe.
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I agree with White man at the top. I saw a site the other day with a bunch of racist mexican jokes n i am part mexican n part white. they were pathetic n made me ashamed of my white half. but that comment White Man put is the truth n i agree 100% with him.
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