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What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
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Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
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What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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i want every1 to be happy i came on here to lik see if your paying but … your taking it serously sometimes i wish i was white
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yeah i wish you were white to so you can shut the fuck up seriously they are just jokes and you shouldnt care about the stupid stuff the ppl comment on here so you dont want to be black cause there are bad stereotypes about us there are for whites too, my family is very sucessful my dad owns a company and my mom is in colledge and i work in a docters office fileing papers so dont turn back on your race just cause a few hurtfull words for all i care they can go fuck them selfs.
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Learn to spell bitch!
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what do u call a bus full of white kids and a fat women chasing it…. redneck wantingm a twinky
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can we all be friends please
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I’d like to say to the person who asked”can’t we all just get along?” People will never completely get along so its time you accept it and move on. Oh, by the way go fuck yourself it might do you some good.
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@ jessi
no were not being friends coz u shoot ducks you chowl
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i think niggers should leave!!!!!!!!!!
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Woooow first of all I’m white and if u talk bad about black people I will go all L.A. On u I’m marrying a black FYI
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wow ur marrying a nigger that baby will be an abomination. if the good lord wanted that he would have made it. just remember stay white.
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god dosent like ugly and you will see that when the world comes to an holt!
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thats the worst thing i have heaard all day fuck u u racist bastard there is nothing wrong with interracial love!!! u a bitch for that and u should go to hell
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when people found out
I was marring a black guy they were so pissed at me but I can’t help it that white guys are not better lookin then black guys
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no the abomination he said is when YOU fuck your babies,lolll and we all know you love to do that.lolol
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Shut up stupid it don’t matter anymore if ur black or white and also if blacks are so bad what about Mexicans and white people they rape and killed much much more then black people ever will !!!
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im mexican and ill rape you bitch, and if your marrying a black guy you must be fat
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Nope I’m not fat I just have a big butt cuz I’m italian
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and we all know a white boy or a spik cant handle that.loll
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Lol lol soo true
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shut up bean burrito, with yo sweaty back, before i call the fire dept.on your house cause i know yall livin there over the max capacity
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lol vent white boy.
“, this fuckin nigger at buger king walked in and just got in front of me then looks back at me like he wants to beat my ass.I was too scared to look back at him.I cant wait to get home and get on the net and bash blacks on the saftey of my lap top”
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you first Bitch! America belongs to the Indians.!
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I AGREE!THIS WAS THE INDIANS LAND BEFORE THEY CAME OVER N KILLED ,TORTURED INDIANS.THEY WERE ABSOLUTLY HORRIBLE TO BLACK PEOPLE AS WELL,HOW COULD ANYONE EVER,NOW ADAYS OR BACK IN THE DAY ,COULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT SLAVERY WAS ACCEPTABLE???WE ARE ALL EQUAL AS HUMANS,NO ONE SKIN COLOR IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER.RED,BROWN ,YELLOW ,BLACK AND WHITE THEY ARE ALL PRECIOUS IN HIS SIGHT,JESUS LOVES THE CHILDREN OF WORLD…..
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u gay ass piece of shit hole cracker
niggers hav bigger dicks n if u dont believe me
ask ur mother
ps im im a freshmen and my dick is 9in non erected
urs im guessin|
is 2…..cm
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ohh yeah ur big for freshmen but it doesnt count when your 32 years old
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Hahahahah wow sooo funny ur really stupid
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People ought to stop mocking Rednecks for their mullet hairstyles, pickup trucks and banjo music. After all, they’re just carrying on the traditions of their incestors.
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uhmm, I think all the honkeys should leave, you racist fucker.
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the only reason ur here is cause we brought u here slave boy
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I already made one post here, and I tried using my words to explain what my thoughts were, but obviously none of yall have ever picked up a dictionary. Allow me to put this as simply and bluntly as possible, all of you ignorant fucks need to grow the fuck up and wake up to the 21st century. Is it really so difficult as to just let stupid petty grudges that you don’t even deserve to hold go? Seriously!! I can’t come to words to describe my disgust in the human debris floating throughout the country. To the blacks; you weren’t a slave, shut the fuck up and get over it. To the whites; you aren’t originally from this country either, you go back enough your ass came from Europe dipshits. To the mexican/latinos; … Hi. I tried once using english, now I’m gonna stoop to your level and tell you in a way that doesn’t need you to google all of my words. “Grow the fuck up. Find something else to do with your time than cracking shots at each other.”
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Racist White Jokes
i think your all niggers crackers and wetbacks
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I’m African American and when I’m with my white friends we make racist jokes about all raises and truthfully some might bother you but it’s nothing to start a fight about.. These jokes are funny n some are true so black and white get over it.
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@ Not that serious
I must agree; I found this site after spending a night with a bunch of friends telling all sorts of racist jokes and we all agreed that there weren’t enough white jokes out there. I figured this was because most of us were white ourselves and what few racist jokes we knew that targeted white people did so not so much by virtue of ethnicity as by nationality; such as “how do you sink a Russian battleship?” (put it in water) or “How many Americans does it take to conquer a third world country?” (they’re still trying to work that one out) So as a white person, I got a lot of good laughs, the snake one was my favorite.
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white people are to busy calling black people colored when they are the ones who turn red under the sun, blue when they’re sick, and purple when they die. races white people are afraid that we ARE TAKING OVERRRRR! obama lead the wayy
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you mean the guy that doesnt have a birth certificate the days of obama are soon over with
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Even though I’m white I always say that 2 ppl wen they say “colored people”
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im crazy and because of i dont like white people at all and believe they all need to die or at least go to one place and leave all the other races alone to be peaceful and have good lives. through all of time the white race has made it bad for all other races. its time that they get isolated so that the can do whats in there nture and kill, except this time it will be themselves
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Huh!?! Your comments make little sense.
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all youz internet lame-o’s talk a bunch o’ shit ’cause in real life you’d get beat like a redheaded stepchild……get a life bizz-nitches!!!!!!!!
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a poem:::: po’ little nigger in da’ cottonfield, can’t pick enough so master had ya’ killed. ya’went up to heven said peter let me in, he said fuck you little nigger with my balls on your chin. i’m sending ya’ back down to yo black ass mama, while you’re down there tell ‘um i said ”FUCK YOU WHITE-NIGGER OBAMA” !!!!!!!!!
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That has got to be the dumbest fucking poem I’ve ever heard.
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I fink black people and white people are fuckin awsome!!
im white.. but i think african americans are fine.. they should prolly have more rights then us cuz most of us are dicks to dem.
i smoke alot of weed and bob marley did too so..
lets get together and feel alright!
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a poem #2- all the niggers say fuck the police, act all big carrying arount a piece. when shit hits da fan they da first to run, looking ‘fo a place to hide their fuckin’ gun. da always get caught ’cause da dumb as shit, sitting in jail gettin’ fucked by like a clit!!!!!! ……..WORD TO ‘YA ALL YOUZ LOCKED UP STUPID NEGROS.
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You’re obviously uneducated. Probably dirt poor. whose computer are you using. You sound too dumb to have your own.
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shut the fuck up you sound so freakin dumb right noow worry about your own life! you dont see us callin you a cracker! you fuckin ass wipe !
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all you that say fuck blacks and all that stop taking it out on all black cause one black guy stole your girl.
but seriously stop. get over it we are here to say
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yea to southern barbie you must be an ugly son of a bitch wtf seriously you just seriously imbarresed your self on this page little girl messing with this shit on your computer look how many people dont like you BITCH.haha.i was cracking upp of all this stuff these ppl are saying about yo little bich ass fuck you cause you got no idea what youre talking about [:and i wish one of these white fucks would tell this stuff to my face cause they be fucked upp in a minute lucky ass dick holes
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Racist White Jokes
ummmm i smoke weed i play basketball and yes i love chicken from poppeys and guess wat i have a huge black dick so to all u white dryd pieces of dog shit( dryed dog sht is white for u dumb white ppl) get over it cause yall aint going to say shit to a black person anyway and oh yeah obma is runnin shit bitch lol
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Obama aint real!!!
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I’ve read all of the comments and replys’ so far. It would seem that none of you have what it takes to make it outside of your commun ity.
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People quit saying the word nigger use like porch monkey lol or mudd sharks
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jokes like these are ment for humor. yall are makin a big deal out of nothing. im white and im dating a black girl. it dont matter what color we are its what were like on the inside. black people can be stuck up fucks sometimes so can white people.
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You need to stop this dumb shit; are merely degrading yourself. Stop wasting your time and mine. Get an education!Most of you need to learn to spell; it HELPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YOU ARE ALL FUCKING IGNORANT.
Jokes of every race are funny!!
Skin color doesn’t make you who you are.
It doesn’t determine your mind set, goals, intelligence, friendships, values, beliefs, love, hate.
If you’re sitting here hating on other people because of the color of your skin or there skin, maybe you’ve forgotten something.
How about you judge them for their heart, what they want in life, what you have in common…
Otherwise, you are passing by some of the potentially best people you could have in your life…all because of a COLOR.
It’s about time we all opened up our hearts and minds instead of just our eyes…
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Racist White Jokes
hell naw not saying i dont like whites but yall acting like some fuckin immature middle schoOl bitches like what the hell god made everyone the fucking same and we not even full black we indian white mexican chinese so @NIGGERSSUCK yoU can shut the hell up and stick it up yours cause we do have birth cetificates and we do make money even if it is of selling weed crack ect we still gettin paid!! i bet if you said any of that stuff to a black person or in the hood your ass would be dead and we are smart you ass whipe so shut the fuck up! p.s GOD IS GOOD
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you uqly whore
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I HATE THESE DAMN NIGGER get a real job and stop sellin weed
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if you whit bitches stop suckin dick! fuck you bitch!
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yo! papi chula chill
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eat this niggers pussy
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to dumb nigger, its supply and demand when you crackers stop smoking weed thats when we will stop selling it you weak cracker bitch.
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just cause your parents raised you like complete asses doesnt mean you have to treat us like that grow the hell up! i mean come on there just jokes i mean whatever i mean like all that racist shit is over with the world like come on we dont even pick cotton no more dumb asses its 2010 wake up and smell the fresh air get on with your fuckin lifes i bet your not even enjoying it your to busy worried about the blacks! go fuck off!
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i want to kill my self because of this site
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Well your obviously a nigger becuase you cant spell worth shit. So go clean your toilet with your lips because of the size of them plungers.
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we cant spell worth shit and yall dont look like shit so we’re even.
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its cracker bitch
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