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What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
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What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
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Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
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What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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Don’t forget to use a condom kids… because it seems to be a lot of people wanting to fuck each other
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fuck you u asshole
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Some of these jokes do cross the line but some of them are funny, every body has a different sense of humor if you don’t like a joke just ignore it don’t let a simple joke ruin your life, people are racist that’s never gonna change whether you like it or not but know that the majority aren’t, I think we have come far in every ones equality that’s why you can hang out with a group of friends that are different ethnicities and tell these kinds of jokes and no one gets offended cause we all no we are equal.
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Racist White Jokes
every white and black racist in here are faggots because chinese people are not ching chongs, white people dont need to die, black people need respect they have been through alot, and white people still need to be shown some respect because theyre human beings…… and do u really think that God put u onthis earth to joke on eachother just because of the color of ur skin but if ur a rasict then u really need God to move in ur life
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man, i get so sick of hearing all of this crazy racist stuff. no certain color or gender or race is better than the other. we are all the same in God’s eyes. we are to love each other. this world would be such a better place if the people in it focused on God instead of alll this other garbage. people should spend less time breaking people down and more time lifting them up. when you compare yourself to the rest of the world, you may consider yourself better or you may look pretty good, but compare yourself to Jesus and i’m afraid you fall short my friend. everyone in this world are sinners. we’re born that way, your no better than the next sinner, no matter what color. God doesnt see color. and it doesnt matter what color you are we’ll all be in Heaven together one day. and the only way you’ll get into heaven is if you are saved and believe that Jesus died for you, and if you accept that then your going to heaven and no one can take it away. this goes for all God’s children, no matter the color. lets put our focus back on where it should be, and thats God. not all this hate and racism and stuff.
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have u seen what they say about blacks? its way worse than this shit!
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IF THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU GET OFFENDED BY THEN DON’T ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH THIS TYPE OF “HUMOR” OR CONVERSATION. I WORK WITH PEOPLE FROM ALL DIFFERENT BACKGROUNDS AND WE SIT AROUND AND TELL THESE SORTS OF JOKES TO EACHOTHER. WE KNOW WHERE THE LINE IS WITH EVERYONE AND NOT TO CROSS IT. WE ALSO MEAN THIS TO BE ONLY GOOD FUN, NEVER CONDECENDING. SO IT REALLY DEPENDS ON THE SITUATION TO DETERMINE IF IT’S APPROPRIATE OR NOT
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Racist White Jokes
nicely said man
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wow
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hey im asian and if they do that then i ignore…..but the second time if they do that…..i get my racist act together and beat their ass down……asians and dont u forget it whether its a stereotype or not hv the brains in the races. P.s. i hate it wen someone says, “its a stereotype” cuz…..it wouldnt b true if its not a stereotype. so stereotype or not its true its just an excuse
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-ii thnk dhat all yawl racist asz muhfuckerz need ta stfu….black ppl r fuckin awsum….i gtz a lil’mixed niece an she iz ma wrld,an i tak offense ta ppl using dha wrd nigger….grow dha fuck up dhiz aint bak n dha fuckin day wen we had all dhem kkk members….set yho fuckin pride aside and grow a pair of balls n suk up all dhiz bullshyt
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Learn to spell.
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EVERYONE SHOULD LIGHTEN UP WHO THE HELL CARES IF PEOPLE WANNA MAKE FUN OF EACHOTHER? THEY AINT MAKING FUN OF YOU SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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lol faggot, you support racism and bullshit why don’t you fuck off and STFU its are god dam right that we do WTF WE WANT, and i HATE when people insult each other racism included so go fuck yourself bitch FUCK UUUUUUUUUUU
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nicely said man…
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lol
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If the word offends u then why did u use it? Would u use the word n front or ur niece?
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So all of u WHITE RACISTS ASSHOLES ARE SAYING THAT U WOULDN’T DIE FOR ANY OTHER SKIN COLOR, WHEN THEY DIE FOR U EVERY DAY OVER SEAS?
If U Ask Me I think U racists whites are just very Ignorant and are a bunch of Fucking Useless Cowards, Cowarding behind a COMPUTER SCREEN.
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dude ur entierly rite im white and thought the jokes were funny until the nigger marien had to open his mouth/ass (they look the same)
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hey fucker there black ppl over there to u ass wipe
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Alright listen, I’m white, but all of my friends are from every ethnic background. But I’ve learned to love and embrace the fact of every quality of colour and learned not to hate or make fun of them, but to see them as if we see ourselves or another equal human being because inside we are all individual human beings with different natures, but we all deserve to be respected and treated just as equal.No hate…no more racism…no killings just because of skin colour…just equality…respect for one another…just love.
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Are you saying there’s no white people in the Military? Ignorant fuck.
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Yeah, they’re called Officers!
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I think all blacks need to go back to Africa and finish evolving.
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Man Fuck You! You Ole Red Neck Cock Licking Hoe!
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IMA FUCKING KILL YOU YOU WHITE POWDER LOOKING, SISTER AND MOTHER THREESOME FUCKING, ANIMAL MOLESTING, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL CLOTHES WEARING, WRONG TURN MUTANT ACTING, THE HILLS HAVE EYES 1,2 AND 3 MOVIE PREMIER STARRING, ROSIE O’DONNELL LESBIAN LICKING, PARIS HILTON UNEDUCATED, BRITNEY SPEARS COOCHIE SHOT TAKING, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU BECOME SOMEONES BITCH IN PRISON AND SUCK A BIG, BLACK LONG DICK ON SOME REAL HOMO SHIT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Racist White Jokes
dame all all of you guys are giveing me a fun time man all the shit you guys say……XD
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dame cracker_assassin you killed him hard it fucking funny……XD
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@scr u faggot cum sucking basterd must have balls to say sum shit lik dat or maybe yo pussy ass is the internet thug i bet u wont say none of that shit up in harlem cuz you kno u would b form white to red to blue u fuking ass hole
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you are a fuckin ass bitch and everybody that feels the same way as you can go to hell (( im sorry that we are fuckin more white women then you bitch))lol
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THIS IS ALL RATHER SILLY. I WAS TEASED AS A CHILD FOR BEING JEWISH. AS MUCH AS I HATE THOSE PEOPLE FOR TEASING ME, I DON’T HATE A WHOLE RACE. JUST THOSE INDIVIDUALS. SO EVERYONE NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT A WHOLE RACE ISN’T THE SAME. MY BEST FRIEND IS FROM HATTI. HIS SKIN IS VERY DARK BUT I DON’T LOOK AT HIM ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN ANYONE ELSE. MY HUSBAND’S GRANDFATHER WAS A NAZI. YOU CAN’T HATE SOMEONE FOR WHAT THEIR ANCESTERS DID OR FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOURS. AND YOU NEVER KNOW IF ONE DAY YOU NEED HELP AND THE ONLY PERSON AROUND IS SOMEONE FROM A RACE THAT YOU, FOR WHAT EVER REASON, HATE. EVERYONE IS A LITTLE BIT RACIST AT TIME. SO EVERYONE NEEDS TO PULL THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES
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Racist White Jokes
nicely said rabbai i couldnt agree less
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@ MARINES(JAKEFERNANDEZVIVALARAZA)
YOU’RE A DUMB FUCK. YES, WE SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR ALL THE MARINES, SAILORS, SOLDIERS, AND AIRMEN SERVING IN THE MILITARY. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I AM. I TOO AM A MARINE. BUT YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN ANY OTHER MOTHER FUCKER ON THIS SITE WHEN YOU GO AND SAY THAT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE COWARDS. YOU HAD A FANTASTIC POINT WITH THE FACT THAT ALL RACES ARE FIGHTING FOR THIS COUNTRY AND THEN RUINED IT BY SAYING THE SAME THING AS ALL THE OTHER DUMBASSES. WHITE PEOPLE AREN’T THE ONLY RACIST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. I OFTEN SEE BLACK PEOPLE SEGREGATING THEMSELVES INSTEAD OF BEING SHUNNED AWAY.
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People, people, people! I am a white male with a variety of friends from different ethnic backrounds and we slam eachother all the time. Racist jokes are hilarious but there is a time and a place for them just like religious jokes. All I’m saying is don’t let jokes get to you after all they are jokes. Instead laugh at them like my biddes and me. We don’t call it racisist we call t having fun.
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im white n i still like the white jokes here i laughed till no end!!!! blacks Whites Chinese ect should not be offended by jokes THERE ONLY JOKES GET OVER IT keep em comin i love a good joke bout a white black or Chinese…
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or what idiot…
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the whites should go back to their redneck families, the niggers should go back to africa, the chinks need to get back to asia, and the jews need to get back in camps. plain and simple.
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FUCK YOU U RASIST SHIT no one needs go anyware!
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you are a damn fool
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stop complaining about a jole that “offends” you… cry baby. if it doesn’t suit your taste then leave the site. And another thing, stop trying to use your passive-aggressive lecture about gods eyes and we’re all sinners!! if you were looking this stuff up on google then look yourself in the mirror you arrogant hypocrite! get off the internet and go screw someone at church camp! and if you are blacl, chinese, hispanic, jewish, christian, or whatever….. its a joke! not the fucking inquisition..
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Sir, I am black and I agree with him 100%. It isnt the jokes he’s worried about it’s the comments. Go to the “rasict nigger jokes” link at the bottom and see what people are saying about black people. It’s a joke and yes it’s funny. I have a lot of white that tell black jokes all day and I love them. I tell black jokes myself. But it’s the comments, the hatred, and people trying to convince themselves and others that they are better than other people. You are not better than someone because of your skin color. It doesn’t mean a thing.
@shane, lots a love brother. I feel you 100% you are absolutely right.
Now why can’t we have more people like this guy. You all say he’s corny and dumb but he’s right. 100% truth. Now Shane if you put that on the “racist nigger jokes page stating you’re white maybe we can turn something. If we can make even a small group of people come together in compromise maybe they will do the same to others and we can possibly turn this world around. Whattaya say?
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That’s what’s wrong with black people now, u don’t realize that we r better then white people. Were faster, stronger, look better, have bigger dicks, fuck more of there stupid white hoes. If them crackers wouldn’t have held us down and treated us like shit we would have surpassed them already. Don’t worry white people when we take over ill let u sleep n the barn out of the cold and rain.
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It’s called get a job! What i don’t understand is why do some white women have half black children, then when they are in public they are ashamed of them. They look around to see whos looking at their children, I see it all the time. and they know how bad black men treat them and talk about them. Then they realize what a mistake they made. Look you dumb bitches if you are going to have half black kids then live with it! STOP looking to see whos looking at your nappy haired children! you are really doing us a favor and don’t know it!
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Racist White Jokes
Why pin this on a black guy? What you got against them black people? rasicm isnt cool :p
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nicely said!,i ike u.. u think straight
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Ryannn. You rasict fuck. You fuckin makin fun of the holocaust?! you should fucking burn in hell with hitler & pineapples.
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yea rymann go fuck in hell!
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WELL PEOPLE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE GOING BACK TO AFRICA, YOU WHITE GOT AS HERE AS SLAVES YOU LAZY FUCKERS, YOU DONT FORGET THAT, AND STOP RUNNING YOUR MOUTHS ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE GOING BACK TO AFRICA, WHAT ARE ARE WE GOING TO DO THERE, I DONT EVEN REMEMBER COMING HERE I WAS BORN HERE, SO YOU WHITE PEOPLE HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT, I MEANAM NOT RACIST, I NEVER TOLD A JOKE ABOUT ANY COLOR, WELL DOES THAT MAKE ME STUPID, CUZ AM NOT RACIST “I DONT THINK SO” WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE STOP THINKING THAT YOU RUN THIS WORLD NO MATTER, BLACK PEOPLE NEEDS MUCH REPECT, CUZ EVEN THOUHG YOU’RE THINKING THAT GOD MADE THIS WORLD,WELL DID HE MADE HOUSES NO WHO DID BLACK PEOPLE, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DONT COMPARE HOW STRONG BLACK ARE TO YOU GUYS AND ANYWAYS BEFORE A WHITE FELT I WHITE GUY’S DICK, BLACK GIRLS DID. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
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ur right u think straight bitch and remeber BLACK RULESSSSSSSSSSS AMERICA
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First of all black people were sold by their own people,second of all you should thank god and kiss the ground we walk on that you are not starving in africa! so stop playing the race card and thank us!
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man black people fckin awesum look how many things white peole did 2 the black people. what did black people do 2 white poeple? what did black people do 2 white people
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who cares.
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its not that i don’t like white people, just some of them are so fucking ignorant and think their always right.
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fuckkkkkkkkkkk crackersssssssssss
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yall just hatin cause your born with small dicks and you smell like dogs when you wet
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I don’t know where you get your information about white men all have small dicks, Hmmm! Anyway i have a 2 black friends and they tell me both of their husbands have tiny dicks.
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shut the fuck up
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i like this site it hurts no one becuase its just words and its funny as shit every one can talk shit non stop and have nothing done to them lol but ya the whites would get killed in the hood lol
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yup thats true i like the shit they say on this site man im gonna tell friends about this site..whoo!!!! GO SHIT TALKING XD
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Why does one hear that go back to Africa type of comments? Than one could say whites should go back to the European countries they came from, and leave America to the native Americans. It is all ridiculous. Those of you who trully have a problem, I feel sorry for you. The hatred in you stifles and poisons your body. Hate creates diseases in the human body. I wish you the strength to come to the side of love that you may reach your full potential. Together we can transform this earth and make a beautiful place to live… (Whites are a small minority on this planet, but big egos are another disease…..remember……we can work together. It all starts with a thought!!!!!)
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*LOL* joke #6 is a killer
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Haha you guys are idiots
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I bet half of the white guys who are pissed off only looked at this site because they thought it would be racist white jokes about blacks. lol then they got offended and defended themselves which made the black people mad.
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