Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
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What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
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Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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loved iit. haha still laughin
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niggers are the most disguisting creatures on the planet!!
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fuck you
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I agree. There’s nothing nastier than a nappy shaggy greasy stinking flea-bitten fat nosed baboon-lipped barking yard ape.
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and theres nothing nastier than a lice head,dog hair,hairy tucked lipped walking pig.
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u know why niggers don’t get lice? even the lice are disgusted by that stinky ass nappy pubic hair that they got all over their head
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no they just like dog hair.dogs have there flees you have your lice,your twins.lolll
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no black people dont get lice because we take care of our hair unlike u crackers who let it out all over the fucking place and shit like mullets n shit
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No, lice would die in your nasty greasy fro.
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ever hear of dread locks? u dumbass!!
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”Silverback slayer” no wonder youre dad beats u lol
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No wonder you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” Because you’re a stupid nigger.
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nahh nigga i think its ur mom
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ur name is seamen u honkey
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yep but yo girl loves em lmao
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Way-o ur such a flop there isn’t a word to describe u
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fuck you white fuckers your mother breaths smells like somthing black and long (my dick) lol
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no you are the ugly creature on the earth
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white people are sick pedophiles. They are fucking ridiculous and need to be exterminated in concentration camps.
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Niggers are a drain. When they’re in jail, they’re using up tax dollars. The ones who aren’t in jail are using up tax dollars on welfare. When will the loop ever fucking end?
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never bitch!the day you white trash stop getting welfare like our black trash,and when you white boys stop going to jail right along with us,thats when we’ll stop.hahahhaaa
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you duche, “tax dollars” lol. only 3.3 cents of every tax dollar go to welfair and public housing.42.2 cents of every tax dollar go to militay and 10.2 cents on military debt. i think its funny how inbreeds start talking about tax dollars like they know where its all going.its sad how racist white people are on the internet.but in real life the racist whites stay hidden(i guess its safer to do it online to hide your identity) thats why the one that goes “why did the white boy cross the road”…
http://www.cnbc.com/id/24033281?photo=3
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We already tried the concentration camp thing, did not work. Slavery did though for a while.
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u know what u can do the same thing u mother, grandmother, and sister did suck my dick ctfu u old greasy slime ball bastard trailer trash redneck dick sucking cock blowing ritz lol u grandmother wears g strings. lmao your mother fell in2 a 9 month coma after she saw her child lol.
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You are a dumb fuckin nigger. Thats all u guys are proud of is how u “SUPPOSEDLY” have big dicks. However if u look up the stats, there is no connection between dick size and race… so all u niggers lose. As a matter of fact, if u look up who got the biggest dick in the world, it is a WHITE MAN by the name of Jonah Falcon. So now u dumb fucking knuckle draggers have nothing left to be proud of… all u dumb shines do is have a bunch of kids that u sure as fuck cant take care of… so who feeds your kids? The white man that goes to work and pays taxes so that dumb little niglets can get a decent meal from mommy niggers food stamp card… then our white churches donate clothes to your poor niglet kids cuz mommy nigger done smoked up all the cash assistance from welfare n now the local dopeman got it and mommy nigger runs out of money and turns into a trick n gets pregnant again, but little baby niglet doesn’t know which one of the 312647319 corner boys is his daddy cuz mommy nigger done fucked em all to get her next hit. TRUE STORY… AND THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON!!!
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i got alittle story too.lol
there once was a white girl name sue,her mother keeps getting beat by her stepfather lou,lou said sue go to your room so i can beat you know what soon.sue went to her room to wait for her boo.lol and she put it on him too.lol
9 months later here comes little you know who,he says mommy why is daddy kissing grandma,she said shut up little lou before he becomes your lover too.lolllll
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stop lieing that white boy blow his shit up like all you white boys need to do.loll
try again!!!!!!
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r u mad cuz u have a tiny little penis or that a negro fucked ur mom and left her ???
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r u mad because ur a nigger or that ur stupid? or both?
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naa im mad i caught aids off ur dirty slag u call a mother
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go cream urself
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LOL man i agree wit all u blacks out there u whites think ur all dat when ur nothing just gum on the bottom of our shoes
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You stupid. My dick is bigger cause your girl luv it. Stats show white women leave 4in white dick for 12in thick black stiffy. Sounds like you need to read more…if the inbreeding hasn’t degenerated your podunk brain
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http://www.penis-enlargement-stretcher.com/penis-size-vs-race-debate.html
okay. read this article then you dumb spook. actually we got u guys by almost 1/2 an inch. lmfao @ you dumb niggers. now go kill yourself cuz that was the only thing u spooks had to be proud of
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i hate moon criketts.lollll you cant believe every thing you hear.lollllthats just a white guy with a webpage.loll
it sounds to me that he’s trying to get a penis enlargement,and if so,why?if his and white boys dicks are bigger why would you need enlargemant.your not making any sense.
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fuck u stupied ass nigger my man got him self white self a big ol 12 incher so bitch go fuck ur burnt black stankey ass
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First of all its a shame that all people view a black person or white person like some kind of monster. Who’s are president now? Who helped black slaves? I don’t get why we can’t just all get along but people are so fucking dumb like people who make this type of shit every day. Can’t you people get a life and do something but fight people we can’t see or talk to in real life.That’s what some of us would call a scared bitch or a fake hoe and im sure all of us want to be called that. I have no problems with white or black people. My bff is a white person and no people have a problem with that.But if you want to be a lame who grows up and has no friend but the pet you bought at the pet store you go ahead and die alone and when your gone your making the world a better place for once in your life.
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Racist White Jokes
your stupid look at all the whites who have like 18 kids so stop calling black people down.
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LADY STONE
WHITE PEOPLES DICKS R BIG… (AFTER SURGERY) HAHAHAHA
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Im black and white people niggs please. I wish you wud say half these things to my face up front. So you can quit that real quick cause this is just nonsense.
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Then take your diet nigger face elsewhere
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ok so yeah they guy came up with some white jokes big deal all you white people got so many black jokes that u cant fit them in a book so what the problem with the few white ones in the world mabey if you learned to take a joke and stop being an igonrant nigger which is what you call so many black people but u turn out to be the worst one then u wouldnt have the problem of getting mad u dumb mother fucker its ashame a 14 year old has to tell u this
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You’re 14 so I’ll forgive your misconceptions. However there are a few corrections I’d like to make for you:
ok so yeah (that) guy came up with some white jokes(,) big deal all you white people got so many black jokes that (you) (couldn’t) fit them in a book(,) so what (is) the problem with the few white ones in the world(?) (Maybe) if you learned to take a joke and stop being an (ignorant) nigger which is what you call so many black people but (you) turn out to be the worst one then (you) (wouldn’t) have the problem of getting mad (you) dumb mother fucker (it’s) (a shame) a 14 year old has to tell (you) this(.)
It’s also a shame the public school system is failing you.
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its funny how people with a normal IQ tries to act smart. ok so you know your grammar but you know nothing about the economy.”tax dollars”lol…
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Geez! What a bunch of cry babies -- white and black. I’m a white stuck up cunt and I think these jokes are funny just as funny but not as harsh as the black jokes I have heard. I think anyone that gets upset at jokes are niggers by which I mean the true definition of the word: ignorant person. Get over yourselves. If all you are is the color of your skin or the size of your cock that’s pathetic
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ur right but all these white kids try to act like there at the top of the tree
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You are puerto rican, not black! Thats the problem with puerto ricans they have identity problems! accept your self!
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all I see you morons write is about race. don’t you idiots know that we are all part of one race. the human race. it’s the ethnicities that you guys dislike. fucking morons.
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i dont understand why color gotta do with anything? im a nigga and im proud. white people stare and say dumb shit but i just laugh..
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but the comments are funny.
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What do a redneck and a bear have in common? They both like to suck their paws.
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fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid ass nigger
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white people are more racist than blacks. im black and white dudes always sayin dumb shit but cant say nothin to my face thats why i fuck yall girls when yall go to work!! we’re the most imitated race ever! i got a lot of white friends but yall racist fucks need to find a hobby. pick on terrorist so something..lol
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cool comment, but in my 50 years of life ive seen that blacks are just as bad as us whites. im not a racist, I HATE EVERONE !!!!! lol
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how can a black american be racist?if a bunch of mexicans did the same thing to whites as whites did to blacks or hundreds of years they would hate them. I mean they already hate mexicans as much as they hate blacks and for what reason? there has never been a hate group like the kkk or the nazis in the black community (malcom x and the black panther party never called for the eradication of whites)just to love us or leave us alone
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Racist White Jokes
ha ha very funny u blak n white ppl make me humour i blow u all up
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bloody black mango munchers n wailin white sheets hahaha MUSLIM DOMINATE OVER ALL RACES!!!! i tell my frend no buildin wall next 2 nigger wall as will chicken wing smell all day and no cracker paper boy stink come my house FUK WHITES n DAMN NIGGERS
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go blow your momma up bitch!!!
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bloody black mango munchers n wailin white sheets hahaha MUSLIM DOMINATE OVER ALL RACES!!!! i tell my frend no buildin wall next 2 nigger wall as will chicken wing smell all day and no cracker paper boy stink come my house FUK WHITES n DAMN NIGGERS
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likin wat u said then bro
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wat i keep in my pants will blow u all away
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This is a battle you can not win, so leave it alone. People will hate you just because of your existance in all races. No can be shielded from hatred. So you must let it go because there is nothing you can do about it.
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I am 14 years old and I am black girl. I am not a nigger as in the proper definition ofthe word as stated before. I saw the prvious comments and can’t believe that people, that most likely are adults, a calling each other names! If your an adult, act like it. Stop talking about peoples skin color or their hair or their penis size. You all know you wouldn’t go up to someone in the street and say half of what you wrote on here. We all are people. We all bleed the same color blood, we all cry tears, and we all are capable of love. I don’t expect everyone to suddenly get along but stop talking and comparing “sizes” like this is middle school!! Grow up!! There are successful people of all colors and I have seen plenty of people white, black, hispanic, etc. on welfare so get a life! Btw I have seen plenty of white people with thick kinky hair, that aren’t mixed, sporting Afros and dreads.
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Racist White Jokes
I made some minor typos but the message is still the same.
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can’t we just say both whites and blacks are not nice people and leave it at that.
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You can’t because that’s generalizing both races and, while there are plenty of horrible people from both races, there are plenty of great, hardworking people that are both white and black. There are plenty more from all the other races too.
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wat do you call for a 1$ hooker? A white grils grandma
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These are jokes people. And whether you see them as true or not is up to you. There are racist stereotypes for all races. I like fried chicken and eat it occasionally but it doesn’t make up the majority of my diet. My favorite food is Hummus and I love to eat it with pita chips. My mom doesn’t even buy kool-aid and I don’t drink it.
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what is the difference between a nigger and a pile of dog shit?
When a pile of dog shit gets old, it turns white and quits smelling
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Solve this Math problem!!!!
1BB+1BS=3NOW…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….1black brotha over 1 black sister = 3 Niggers on Welfare……
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We are all white because were using computers.
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I love white people because they would never say shit to the face of any man or women of another race…what do you call a white guy eating crackers…..a cannibal lol
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Wow…this is just sad. Here we have ignorant people, both and black and white, saying ignorant things. For people saying that it’s just a joke and get over it, it’s not that easy. Blacks have had to endure these “jokes” for hundreds of years. Sometimes it gets to us. In my opinon, the people who make these jokes are just are just as ignorant as the peoplewho laugh at them.
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white moms stay home and take care of the children while the dad go out and sucks dick 4 a living lol. nd when he gets home they throw there little children in the basement and then the mother sucks the father dick. But what father doesn’t know is his best pal just got done getting his sucked. Lmao
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because of red neck shit holes like country bby and i hate moon crickets whites are at the bottom of the chart but blacks hispanics asians italians and anyone who isnt white are at the top they are all better oh and if u drive down to every southern state all da whites are in trailers
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ha ha my icon looks funny
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