Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
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What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
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Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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hello yall are all going to hell if yall dont stop this racist stuff do you guys want to burn in hell or be in a better place than earth if you dont then its you choice im going with god
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yall funny as hell but stop dont insult them even if they are what u say thay are
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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lols, easy there big rig!!!
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lewis ur a sick asshole.
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You are very much ryt lewis we should all live togetha in peace as this world was made by god for the humman raise not for whites are black but for everyone. the only resone i commented on this site is because i hate raisest people i think they all deserve to be made homless stripped of everything they own and putt on the streets so people look down on them as they do to others.
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You all are fucking idiots
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okay first of all how many people get all rascist with black people? and suddenly its wrong when some one violates a white person? Jeez like people! leave things alone its because of your opninions that we cant live in peace keep your hands in your pockets
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get off your high horse nigga. i love being white because it means i can hate niggers
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@whiteboy its fools like u that jus mkes me wanna slap them dnt thnk bc ur white it mkes u better than blacks we’ve come a long way asshole so being white aint all its cracked up 2 b so dnt thnk ur soooo lucky
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“racism” IS ONLY A PROBLEM STILL BECAUSE WE view IT AS a problem. As long as we look at it as a problem we treat it as one. FUCK THAT!
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everyones so uptight, im white and these jokes are funny lol jokes are jokes
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yea
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im glad u like them FUCK WHITES LOL JK
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A JOKE IS A JOKE fuck whitey, fuck niggers
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how many jokes are there of mexicans or black people, white people laugh at those jokes but when we make jokes about them they get all offended! but we cant get offended because “it’s just a joke” i am not racist, i dont like jokes about white people, black people, or mexicans, but i think white people are very racist! and dont get me wrong my best friend is white and she is one of the few that is not racist. but we should all treat eachother the same way! :/
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Racist White Jokes
DID YOU fuck her? I agree joke are jokes. and all white ppl are racist,likewise all women are lesbian.
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They are just jokes I mean there a lot for mexicans and blacks people but not so many for them whites and y’all shouldn’t get offered so easy cause we don’t and I speak as a proud mexican and BTW why are this offended white people looking this up
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I am white, and I think most white people are racist. I am not racist, most of my friends are black. I think we should just treat each other equally. And if you don’t like racist jokes, then don’t look them up!
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stop this raceist jokes christains need to be shot to read it
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CRISTIANS are the root of racism. RELIGION is the root of war rape and gangster rap.
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dam every1 quit the crying. its all about being mexican. white black what ever u r just shut up. if ur white and racist fuck u.
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You white people are so touchy and mushy when it comes making fun of your no culture, boring, small dick faggot race you rednecks have lol you tight clothes faggots should go back to Euroupe in your boats haha all? of your cracky bitches are getting FUCK by latino and black COCK!! and THEY LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mister white people…. How does? it feel getting your skull crush by a black man’s COCK, when you were inside your mothers? belly, feel like? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! whiteys
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@ hi honkeys
hey if it wasnt for white people you would still be running around in a grass skirt eating rabbits you disgusting dirty black shit hole go back to your sewers on your cardboard box you call home you black fuck!!
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lmao…look at the world again buddy. evolution is a bitch. see we fighting and becoming bigger and more equipped with alot more of your kind following our lead. lol. what was that again, “WIGGA”? LOL..
the funny thing is how you all are followers these days. why is that? oh yeah, cause thats how your parents taught you to be. nice work mom and dad. your kids are going to follow their life into a hole of darkness.
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Racist White Jokes
Your a prick.
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Niggers Are Dumb As Shit!!!!!!
To this ignorant piece of shit above,
I am an aboriginal from Australia, I’m black.
I go to a private catholic school along with many other
BLACK students. ‘Niggers?’ really? You are
the most pathetic piece of work and I have NO
words to describe you. And why the fuck would
you think only blacks are in jail? Yeah black people
are in jails for stealing and shit like that but your forgetting about
white people. Practically all the white people in jail are in there for raping
kids, murdering people, molesting and all that disgusting shit. I’m
not racist against whites, most of my friends are white and I love them.
Ohh and how the fuck could you say that blacks have no real jobs?
My dad works with Pilbara Iron, the company the ships iron ore to china!
He drives trains and gets paid 11, 500 a month and you think that’s not a real job?
And my dad works there with other black people too. All I can say is
that your lower than anything can ever get. Your nothing but a pathetic, useless, ignorant human being.
Any other Caucasion person, I am sorry if i have offended you but this person is just plain rude. And trust me, blacks are not uneducated. I’m only 13 years of age and I just wrote this whole thing to you with noooo help whatsoever. Lastly I hope you get no where in life.
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i’m whit and still dont know whether to kick a field goal or smile back to most black people but you got a point their, but what i want to know as a white man is why mosa if not all whitegirls with black men are pasty white even for a sun depraved white girle?
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I LAUGH at wite jokes their funny as shit. IM ALSO WHITE. FUCK WHITEY.
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I mean i hate all niggers and white trash, but i hate those fat disgusting white bitches ever more the i hate niggers or white trash.
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hey white guy here i got tired of hearing all the jewish black pollock ethiopian and all the other race jokes being white and loving nothing and i mean nothing more than a good laugh been wanting some white jokes you know about white people i even took the chance of offending a friend of mine who is black to see if he knew any and i was dissapointed to find out that he did not so after some searching i found this place but these jokes arent really funny at all they lack something i found one maybe two that gave me a good chuckle but that was it and i want more so i guess ill have to get off my white ass and actually dig for these things
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I was wondering when you niggers would do your job and make some cracker jokes.
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I went camping at a campground and there was probaly enuf white trash ther to make a ligitiment city. NO LIE.
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I got a few for ya.
Q. How do you make a white guy jump?
A. You don’t white guys cant jump.
Q.How do you get a white girl into your bed?
A. Give her directions.
Q. What do you get if a white guy goes to the moon?
A. Problem.
Q. What do you get if two white guys go to the moon?
A. Bigger problem.
Q. What do you get if all day white guys go to the moon?
A. Problem solved.
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retarted nigger
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i am sorry i did know this site was for jokes, i’ve been posting the truth about these fuck ass crakers like this one, cracker woman are so easy that if you can’t get a cracker bitch you can’t get nobody,dawgs holla yall feel me?
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Q. If a white guy and a leaf fall of a tree at the same time wich one would land firs?
A. The leaf, because the white guy had to stop for directions.
Q. What do you call a white guy?
A. A smelly, cheesydick modda fucka. LOL
KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!
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the white guy asked the black guy who was hanging from the tree for directions.
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Q. Whey do white people like pigs?
A. Because they can relate to the way they are brought up.
You know what makes me laugh, when white people call us coloured. When white people are born they be perpul, when ther hot or embarrassed they go red, when they sick they go green and blue and when they die they go payal. They got the cheek to call me coloured when my sikin stays the same. LOL
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fuck all you niggers
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just kidding fuck all you white people
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What do you call a racist person? A nigga! (Ignorant)
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The term “nigger” do mean ignorant….so I guess at some point n time we all r niggas haha….if ur black nex time u come across an igg white person call em a nigga…..it’ll thro em off ….but say it like they say it….be like “u fuckin nigger” n walk away n if they still act igg do the niggerish thing n woop they ass! Lol
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Ok so what’s my tab? Some acres and a couple mules? Would you quit bitchin if you finally had those things? I’m thinking we’ve made a hell of a compromise here. Then again how many whites now a days have descendants that go back to American slavery times? I don’t know. I’m pretty sure mine came over after the civil war. So I gotta apologize, I don’t owe you shit.
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! I’m white n latina N ay I love this…black latino n asian jokes r too racist n over rated 4 me..ppl is just too damn iggnant! Some of these were stupid but a lot of them is funny as hell…n I fit none of them so y hate! ….I go off….I gets it in…n I sure do got a nice big ol booty n beyonce curves! I ain’t a hater ….I m a getta bitches! Love it!
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A WHITE PERSON? HALF RETARDED.
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AMEN
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A NIGGER? FULLY RETARTED
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yeah im black and i call EVERYONE nigga all the time. i leaves them blank and wonder wtf just happened. well, i just called you a nigga so there ya go. no need to be racist.. i mean wtf? you hate black,asian,latino,white people just because? there are some people that have NEVER seen a black person in real life and they are racist against blacks because of the ghetto movies they see on tv. yeah i hate those movies and hidden racism. why? because it just brings stereotypes about and it makes matters worse. 2 types of the black race or any race for that matter.. you have niggas (ignorant people) then you have the normal ones
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I am white and like all of these jokes but the 1st one. I prefer being made fun of and all of us having a first amendment right to tell jokes rather than be all sensitive and not being able to talk or laugh at each other.
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Dude, I’m black. some of these jokes are funny, I know ya’ll joke about us niqqahs ALL the time. So don’t act like this ain’t fair. Don’t be sensitive, also all black people ain’t ghetto. I’m from Maine, aight. And I do the same stuff as some of ya’ll…So just calm down. Damn.
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Haha,
Funny
XD
Keep Postinqq, These Funny White Jokes(:
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maybe if you dumb niggers had half a brain you could actually think of some jokes that are funny… a white lane marker?? a soggy cracker?? really?? thats the best shit you could come up with… hang on ill talk like YOU PEOPLE!! nigga y ontchu go bck 2 work for u late 4 u shift up at dat mcdonalds makn da white mans fooooooo!!! DUMB FUCKIN NIGGERS!!!!! why are niggers so stupid? did you know that 3/4 of college students are white and that there are 3 times as many blacks in jail as there are blacks living in college dorms!!!!! thats fucking sad. so stop living off of unemployment, go get a job other then mcdonals or KFC, maybe even an education and do something with your fucking life besides talking bout how racists whites are. You want a reason why whites are racist you just got one….
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dude u just hit the nail on the head.
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n 50 or so years u crackers want b here, black n brown will rule de USA, nature has her way of weeding out the weak so long crackers.
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