Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
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Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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Why do black people have white white hands?
Overuse of lotion
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how many white guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1,BECAUSE ONE WILL SCREW ANYTHING!
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mac i love your joke :>
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Why did the mexican cross the border to get to taco bell on the other side
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bob u cn suck my dick fucking racist douch bag fu mexican hatin dck skn cracker
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-Whats white and 8 inches long.
Nothing At All!
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wite man said to his wife blondy blondy eyes so blue i want to make love to you
Black guy said to his wife Nappyhead nappyhead eyes like a frog bend over bitch and take it like a dog
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WTF, niggers will muh-dik anything, especially if it’s white. That includes sheep, rabbits, goats, etc.
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I hope someone shoots ur ass
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Who u!
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Stupid ass crackers
Yall redneck niggas be fuckin yalls sisters. An be killin yalls babies. Stupid ass crackers. U pick up truck ridin bitch ass niggas. An im black
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Niggers have the most abortions and they throw their nigglets in pots of boiling water. It’s called Ghetto Lobster!
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What do you call a white person that isn’t markedly bothered when they are in the company of other white people making crude and poorly constructed jokes at the expense of “other races” yet becomes extremely offended when exposed to an equally crude and poorly constructed joke about their own race?
An ignorant hypocrite.
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Hey bro im white and some of these white jokes are funnier then hell so shut the fuck up
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Hey shithead i’m black, so u Shut The Fuck Up. what if the shoe was on the other foot! o you to dump to understand that. The black jokes are funny, but every last one of you want to be us. so get a grip ugly as nigger.
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u can take a few joke .. thats good
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What do you call a white conservative?
A stale party cracker!
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im a hite british girl and think your white jokes r shit,, surley u dumbass fucks could come up wiv something beta!! what do u call 50 niggers buried in sand up to there necks?? afro-turf hahaha
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adam was black so all of us are black! ignorant fucks!!!!!!!!!!!!
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POW
It wasn’t just in Egypt if your going with the evolutionary view, also around Mexico and lower, Such as the Aztecs, and Mayans. Also Ihaveaslavenamedleroy, more then likely pulled all of those off the internet, so he(or she, I personally don’t give a fuck which gender it is) is just being a complete moron trying to look “cool” in the eyes of society, which has failed to most of it of course.
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jadeyboo you’re just confused, you don’t who you are! For one your name says it all! LOL
hey debate
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wack ass joke bitch
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so none of these jokes were funny, and i’m talking about white and black jokes. and whoever made that comment about africa, and got “your ppl out of that shithole”, i don’t want to bring up the past. but in case you haven’t noticed…….. white people have fucked everything up for minorities, so don’t even try to act righteous. As for the fuck nigger messages, you’re sick and twisted and you’ll probably die alone because you have a cold and ugly heart. And as for any other minorities, i’m a minority so stop saying all this bullshit about how we own the world. No we don’t, no one does. We are just people, we don’t dominate anything.
god, you guys need a hobby.
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Racist White Jokes
appreciate it
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what do you call a bus full of niggers ? a rotten banana
what to do you call a bus full of niggers flying off a cliff? whocares
what happend when a black guy looked up at his family tree? a monkey shit on him
how do you get a black guy down from a tree? cut the rope
whats the diffrence betweent a black guy and a bag of shit? the bag
what to do you when you see a nigger with half a head? stop laughing and reload
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Racist White Jokes
u dont konw where u come from do u?
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what do you call a bus full of white people? Wasted
What do you can a bus full of white people flying off th cliff? ABOUT TIME!!!!!!
What happened when a white guy look up at his family tree? He see Apes, Monkeys,and beaboom. Pussy cats, rats, and mousse with a large DNA full of Gay! Suck on that!
How do you get a white person down from a tree? An Axle!
What the different between a white guy an a bag of shit? Waste full of toxin= nothing
What to do when you see a white person with no head?
Stop playing and chop the rest off!
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Racist White Jokes
You should go back to school and learn how to spell so you could at least sound intelligent when you try to insult white people.
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What’s a beaboom .LOL!!!!!!!!!!111
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He meant baboon and that was funny ass fuck LMFAO!!! WHITE PEOPLE SURE Do think that..
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ok the joke that sayed how many white women does it take to screw in a light bold? none cuz they can’t screw that is the stupidest thing ever why is all the black guys trying to get white women then???
life is like a bag full of jelly beans no one like the black one’s
what do you call a bunch of black people burning on the beach?? one hell of a bon fire
what do you call a killing of 1,000 mexicans? population control
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Blowjangles rply
Ya not true and at least were in the bag of jelly beans were the fuk r u guys!! Hahahaha lmao~!
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how do we know GOD has a sense of humor, well whiteboi the next time you take a piss look in your hand.
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@ man y do white people eat so much mircovave food?…………………………………..
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Because we can afford microwaves. XD
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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking…….. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away…… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida…?”
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thats just funny
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waz good,its mac and im black.But anyway heres a joke.Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!”
“Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks.
“Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day”, he answers back.
“That’s not so much”, says the doctor.
“Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day,” replies the man.
“Well that is probably a bit excessive,” says the doctor.
“Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day,” says the man.
“Well, that’s definitely to much”, says the doctor. “You’ve got to learn to take yourself in hand.”
“I do”, says the man. “Twice a day.”
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Racist White Jokes
waz good,here go one more joke for yall(not racist) One day a young boy and girl meet in a garden where the grass is upto their shoes.The boy asks the girl “Should we do it?”.
The girl says “Not now.”
They further go up where the grass comes to the knees.The boy again asks “Should we do it?”.
The girl again says “Not now.” They further go up where the grass reaches to their neck level. The boy impatiently asks “Now should we do it?”. The girl again says “Not now.”
They further go up where the grass is above their heads. The boy(losing his patience) asks “Now should we do it?”.
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Racist White Jokes
-what do you call a straight line of white people holding a rope?
a picket fence
-what do you called a old hairy white man
the yeti
-what do you call a skinny white women with striped clothing?
line paper
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how many time does a black couple and white couple do sex?
black- hell yeah!!anytime
white- no time at all (pretend tired mode) (their little friend just don’t work)
day after? white girl: honey, we need a (black ) plumber tomorrow
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Gringo this is the most funnier jokes, I have heard 2 points for you lol!!!!!!!
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-whats 3 things a black man cant keep?
1 a job
2 a women
3 and good credit
-what do you call thousands flattened out black guy in a straight line?
a freeway
-what do you called a high black man with yellow teeth?
a jack-o-lantern
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why is it that a lot of white have less than 2 or no kids? because they’re dick doesn’t really work hard..soft white dick!!!
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-what do you call a asian guy with sun burn?
a fried noodle
-what do you call a drunk asian women who thinks she knows it all?
a bad fortune cookie
why dont asain people ever see the whole zoo?
because when they pass by the lizard area they get Godzilla flashbacks
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why is it that white girls make their hair blonde?it’s fuck my pussy and ass time guys!!!
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ask your white wife about it.
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Why is it okay to be proud of your race if you are black or mexican, but racist if you are proud to be white? Not a joke, just making a point….
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why does white guys always have soft dick at age after 30?because they’re white…what can we do?
why is it that there’s a lot of ED pills nowadays?it’s specially made for white guys!!
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wrong
its for all the dumb black people
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You can be proud of your race, no matter what race you are. its just back in the old days, thats what alot of germans used to say, and they only believed in killing anyone that was not german. but its all good to be proud of your race.
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Im not racist (im mixed race) but im fucking sick of all the few white people who think their better than everyone.Its sad and you need to get a life.I agree some racist jokes are funny,both white and black jokes but there is a point to where your using them to put each other down which sucks.
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black dick- as hard and dark as cucumber or eggplant..haha
white dick- as SOFT and WHITE as marshmallows!!!
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watch ur bak
b careful wen goin after a mans dick like that thats how wars start
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Why shouldnt white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.hahahaahaa
Whites are UGLY people
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Why SHOULD niggers go swimming? Because they can’t. That’s why they call them rockfish. They sink to the bottom and drown.
Niggers look like silverback apes.
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black sucks..
what repulsive thing can be found in niggers clothes? A nigger
Why are their no nigger astronauts? Their lips exploded at 50,000 feet
How does a black woman fight crime? she has an abortion
What do u do if you run over a nigger? Reverse
What is red green yellow orange purple and pink? A nigger dressed for church.
What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 niggers? A warden…hahahah black=dog shit kkk owns you
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Racist White Jokes
all u black people reading this listen up fact…
99% of black people are in prison or the court house because you steal,rape,murder or tag peoples properity and the list goes on. You say were bad look in the mirror u black scumy lowlife bastards ur jst monkeys that need a bullet fuck u all…
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the same thing u cave dwelling trogs did to get rich! we are arrested and charged with crimes that u fucks call frontier work. go fuck ur sister/aunt/granny u shit bag!!!!!!!!!
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99% of white people are satan worshiper because you’re evil and think it o.k. White people steal everything just like now, trying to take over another country and made it look like people over there are harmful to each other. No, it your kind that harnful to everyone. You’re rape you mother father, sister, brother, cousin, should I keep going you’re trash underneath my shoes. You’re say were bad look in the mirror u nasty beast of a monster, Devil bitches ur just little dick trying to grow a big one. Low self-esteem no self values but try to take control of other to feel better about youself. Devils kill yourselfs because no one like you. Everybody pretend to but don’t!!! Kill yourself and hurry up,we’re trying to wash our dogs. Fuck you with a bullet,a bat, axle,missile, hillbillie smiles, you small dick and your mother sewage pussy, and a zillion minority on yall fake asses? BITCHES how you like that!
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Racist White Jokes
Rape part stealing isnt all true all black people dont go to jail only most african americans are living with a purpose white people go to jail
WHITE PEOPLE ARE SEX OFFENDERS, RAPIST, STALKERS, CHILD MOLETSTERS, TERRORIST (KKK),MASS KILLERS!!(When do you ever see a black person going around killing alot of people for no reason never…), HOBOS, HIPPYS, AND ETC….
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life is like a bag of jelly beans nobody likes the black ones… what do u call a black man standing on top of a church? holy shit!!!. so hey negrows dont be hating on the white we human 2 u know o well at least white people are not like u apes lolz lmao
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Fuck all these jokes. I’m not racist, but a lot of these “white jokes” make me ashamed of being white. There’s so many damn black jokes out there…it just means they’re more recognized! White people are assholes…all they have done/do is CAUSE WAR&pain to people. But then you gotta remember that two of the worlds greatest pressidents(abraham&kennedy) faught for black freedom and black rights! You know what happened to them?! THEY WERE ASSASINATED BY WHITE PEOPLE. White people just want to blame their own problems&mistakes on other people. I will admit, there ARE some asshole black people out there who’ll rob you for a dollar. And in the dictionary; “nigger” means ANYONE, of any race, color, or ethnicity that’ll rob you for a dollar…but then it also means a black guy(fucked uppp…) butyeah…there are some really funny racist jokes out there…like “why did god give black guys such huge dicks? Cause he put their pubes on their head!” Yeah its fucked up, but funny. And seriously…a cracker is a FOOD it doesn’t even bother people except stupid rednecktrailertrashinbreedingassholes..but yeah…I’m ashamed of being white cause white people are assholes, but we are who we are…and the people talking about whose better at fighting&sports…SERIOUSLY…GET.A.LIFE. fighting just depends who hits harder, gets more punches in, etc. And sports? There’s good sports players on everything! Like the seahawks…one of the greatest qbs is matt hasselbeck…and the best guy on the team was shaun alexander(if it wasn’t for him, we wouldn’t have gone to the superbowl) until he done fucked up cause of kc-treat(stupid ass church crap that’s on tv all the time that hates sports) but yeah…I think I made my point…
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Racist White Jokes
[insert non-white race here] jokes are ok, but white jokes arent?
what the fuck?
gtfo, whiny bitches, its about time people started laughing at you.
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leroy umbongo the little nigerian boy with no arms and legs has been crowned the world fancy dress champion, he stuck a piece of rope up his arse and went as a conker.
what do you call a paki between 2 houses? ali
what do you call a paki that doesnt smell? asif
what does bmw stand for, black mans wheels
what do you call a paki on the moon? a problem
what do you call all the pakis on the moon? problem solved
how do you stop a nigger from drowning,, take your foot off his head
why was the nigger smiling when he was running down the road with a radio under his arm? its yours
funny jokes or what, why are there no decent jokes about white people? i think there was only 2 that are funny but there are loads of black jokes.
what you niggers on about that white people are fucking up the world? you coons kill your own people, look at congo , you enslave your own people, man woman and child , look athe diamond mines of siera leone, you butcher white people in zimbabwae, you rob all white people, you join gangs to kill other gangs of niggers, for years you have moaned that how all the world hates blacks and that you will never see a black president, well u got 1 now but your still moaning, the only reason why you blacks never do well is cus of your own bone idle and backwards ways , not because people are racist, you would still be grunting and living in mud huts if it wernt for the english.
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i can’t stand actually racist mother fuckers like ihaveaslavenamedleroy thats just taking it way too far man i’m white and i love the black society and think obama is gonna be a great prsident i mean we can’t talk look at the last ass hole we elected that was white(bush) i’m glad black people are finally getting a chance it’s a nice change of things
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your parents must be siblings
@ihaveaslavecalledleroy
You are fucked up in your shit filled head
I swear if I knew where you lived I would shoot your motherfucking ass. I am Nigerian
And hells yeah I’m damn proud
What is it with you sick people
I’m not racist but that’s just taking it too far
You’re disgusting your life is disgusting your mum is disgusting and your children will be sick in the head just like you.
What have you actually accomplished in writing that piece of unnecessary shit?
You’re going to die a long and painful death all alone.
Go jump in a fucking lake nasty bastard
You must have been abandoned at birth
Motherfucker
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niggers think there so hard cus they can pull a trigger.
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no black people think their hard cuz their tired of white people like you and quiet frankly i am too we live in a new generation grow up man for real you white sapremisist ass!!
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I LMAO at the racist idiots who dont know there history, say shit and hope/think they are right. Maybe if they payed attention in school (like a mixed/black kid-me did) they would know that
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1. White people enslaved white people during the same time as europeans took africans. And they still do have white slaves in europe.
2. White people dont kill their own either? I guess you forgot the Kennedy/Lincoln Assasination…Revolutionary war? Your an idiot. Learn some history and than come talk.
3. Provide some facts/sources of us moaning that we would NEVER see a black president.
4. Yes alot of blacks do do bad and its not because of racism. Its because of the shit places generations of families have been living in since MLK’s time. Where are our 40acres and a mule that was promised?
5. “you would still be grunting and living in mud huts if it wernt for the english.”
ROFLMAO. Open a history textbook. Read the Bible. The cradle of civilation is in Egypt. You dumbshit. And in case you dont know where Egypt is its in Africa. If it wasnt for black people english never would have had anything they had.
And lastly, you speak of blacks commiting all these violent crimes but I guess you just like to ignore certain events like French and Indian war? Revolutionary War? Iraqi war? WW1+WW2? Go get a life dude. You are black. So being racist against a race and talking down about them is also including yourself because all people come from Africa and that is scientifically and biblically proven. I know your church and your parents probably taught you Jesus was a white male with blonde hair and blue eyes but that is nothing what Jesus looked like. Jesus had hair of wool and his skin was bronze. He was born in Bethlehem. Tell me how many white people were born in Bethlehem during that time…NONE. If you go see paintings from around that time (not those biased european ones) you will see the true face of Jesus.
Good day to you sir
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Silly nigger
Do you really want 40 acres and a mule? I would be glad to give every fucking nigger fambly 40 acres and a mule if they would shut the fuck up and keep to themselves. And you are talking about white crime and referring to wars? Those are wars. Niggers in Africa have been killing themselves all along. Ever heard of the Rwanda genocide? When the white Boers in South Africa colonized South Africa, there weren’t any niggers there. Why? Because niggers (Zulus) killed all the niggers that were there and then went back up North. Later they went back down and started shit with the white people. Niggers have been killing niggers for centuries. It’s what they do. And niggers enslave their fellow niggers too to this very day.
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