Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
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What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
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Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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@black is scum
Stop talking out your ass. I find it funny how you didnt provide a scientific pole or something of statistics that 99% of blacks are in prison/court…o yea thats right there arent.
You want some actual facts?
“According to 2005 Census Bureau statistics, the male African-American population of the United States aged between 18 and 24 numbered 1,896,000. According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, 106,000 African-Americans in this age group were in federal or state prisons at the end of 2005.”
“According to the same census data, 530,000 of these African-American males, or twenty eight percent, were enrolled in colleges or universities (including two-year-colleges) in 2005. That is five times the number of young black men in federal and state prisons and two and a half times the total number incarcerated. If you expanded the age group to include African-American males up to thirty or thirty five, the college attendees would still outnumber the prisoners.”
” 32 percent of black males born in 2001 can expect to spend time in prison over the course of their lifetime.”
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/fact-checker/2007/10/young_black_males_headed_for_e_1.html
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Racist White Jokes
So im seeing all of these shit ass statistics about black but what about these whites who talk about nothing in their music about getting high (ex.fireflies),sex,getting drunk and dont do shit in collage but go to parties (I love collage)you might love collage but your dumbass isnt doing anything but going to parties and staying out late.WTF IS YOUR ASS DOING IN CLASS!!!
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I heard they are doing a remake of the movie “Apocalype Now” with an all black cast. They’re calling it ” A Pair-o-Lips Now”.
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hey whats up haters i work at a job were on a daily i hear racist black jokes daily i didn’t have any come back for this racism with jokes of my own so i devised a plane to take out the haters. I’m going to slowly take out the white race one white women at a time
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Fuck you. Ya nigg.
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Learn proper grammer nigger. Your comment just reinforces the joke: What’s the diference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? The bucket.
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Learn to spell moron
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(True Story from the 1930′s)A black man sat on a bus in the front . A white man walked up to him and said ” Darky get the hell out of my seat ” . The black guy says the seat says no colored people aloud . The white guy is screaming now . Then the black guy looks at him and says ” When I am born I am black when I am sick I am black When I am cold I am black when I am hot I am black when I die I will be black but you when your born your pink when your sick your green when your cold your blue when your hot your red when your dead your white and you have the nerve to call me colored “. BTW people this is all like a joke get over it if you don’t like racist jokes then why did you come here this i sent even technically racism by the way I am 12 and I know the difference come on people set a example and just laugh and I am white,black, and possible Mexican but that dosent even matter .
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Racist White Jokes
Why do people have to be racist? Stop the jokes about ALL races. Its 2010. Stop acting like jackasses and grow up. All race jokes are not funny. All you are doing is srewing up the world even more. Just stop it and do something worth while with your life.
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Their just jokes moron. Get thicker skin.
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shut up[ you fucking pussy…..
What do you call an ocean full of mexicans!!??
a good start hahahahahah!!!
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man i just looked at a kkk page with racist black jokes and i wuz so pissed of i had to luk at some white joke thanks to whoever made this page
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You can’t even write english….I call your grammar niglish. Please respond.
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Stfu u stupid cracker. Don’t make me drown you in a soup.
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This is kind of pathetic on this site. We are all humans and sadly there are some racist fucks out there who think they are better tha a whole race of people. Do the world a favor. Go home, drink a beer, and go to sleep but never wake up. I have white firends, black friends, and latino friends. (Of course the mexican and black dude is the less racist) But its funny how we all get a long. Just stop the racist shit unless it is a joke.
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Racist White Jokes
You know what is hilarious? The spelling in a lot of these replies. I guess lack of an education spans over all races.
Jokes about race are the lowest form of humor.
What do you get when you get a whole bunch of unfunny racists together? These replies.
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why cant you immature fucks get along so what if your skin in lighter or darker grow the fuck up and get over yourselves…shit u asswholes make me sick
***soy Cubana***
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That’s “asshole” cunt.
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I am white and I think most of these jokes are crap but as the young fellow says they are just jokes gerroverit
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white is cool vote for me
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martin luther.. i have a dream that black people can eat shit when white people can walk to the dairy with out getting mugged or shot at please vote, if ur black piss off
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oi white is sewage you so nt funny.whites r much better people u jst jealous because u dnt know shit and u grew up in a sht hole, and all ur white jokes so suck…if it wasnt for white people u would still be running around in the jungle in ur nigger grass skirts eating rabbits and eachother. so how du u like dat…white people have jobs and an education, blacks smoke dope in their rented sheds.
Why did the nigger have a heart attack on halloween?
Because someone came dressed as a job…haha
why is it that some whites r scare of you blacks its coz 1) u look like apes with thos huge lips and 2) is we cant even go 2 the shops without you stealing our bikes…
oh sorry i wrote 2 much can you niggers actually read??? lol
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u think ur so funny u dick fuck hoe bout i drown u and put u back in the trailer park where u belong. how bout tht…….. and how bout u go sit in ur rocking chair and spit seeds out… u dum country ass mother fucker
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“The race industry and its elite enablers take it as self-evident that high black incarceration rates result from discrimination. At a presidential primary debate this Martin Luther King Day, for instance, Senator Barack Obama charged that blacks and whites “are arrested at very different rates, are convicted at very different rates, [and] receive very different sentences . . . for the same crime.” Not to be outdone, Senator Hillary Clinton promptly denounced the “disgrace of a criminal-justice system that incarcerates so many more African-Americans proportionately than whites.”
If a listener didn’t know anything about crime, such charges of disparate treatment might seem plausible. After all, in 2006, blacks were 37.5 percent of all state and federal prisoners, though they’re under 13 percent of the national population. About one in 33 black men was in prison in 2006, compared with one in 205 white men and one in 79 Hispanic men. Eleven percent of all black males between the ages of 20 and 34 are in prison or jail. The dramatic rise in the prison and jail population over the last three decades—to 2.3 million people at the end of 2007 (see box)—has only amplified the racial accusations against the criminal-justice system.
The favorite culprits for high black prison rates include a biased legal system, draconian drug enforcement, and even prison itself. None of these explanations stands up to scrutiny. The black incarceration rate is overwhelmingly a function of black crime. Insisting otherwise only worsens black alienation and further defers a real solution to the black crime problem.
Racial activists usually remain assiduously silent about that problem. But in 2005, the black homicide rate was over seven times higher than that of whites and Hispanics combined, according to the federal Bureau of Justice Statistics. From 1976 to 2005, blacks committed over 52 percent of all murders in America. In 2006, the black arrest rate for most crimes was two to nearly three times blacks’ representation in the population. Blacks constituted 39.3 percent of all violent-crime arrests, including 56.3 percent of all robbery and 34.5 percent of all aggravated-assault arrests, and 29.4 percent of all property-crime arrests.”
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Racist White Jokes
us AFRICAN AMERICANS could READ perfectly..reson why we didn’t replay to you is because your spelling and grammer is bad and can’t understand what you are trying to say..you should of stayed in school dumbass @ “BLACK is sewage” and “kkk” your fucking stupid you sould learn the history befor wrighting shit down…the reason why the kkk came along was because of the great depression and they where scared because they were losing their jobs to african amrican and other different national group
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sorry let me make yomamas’ speach better
us AFRICAN AMERICANS could READ perfectly..reason why we didn’t reply to you is because your spelling and grammer is bad and can’t understand what you are trying to say..You should of stayed in school dumbass @ “BLACK is sewage” and “kkk” your fucking stupid. You sould learn the history befor writting shit down…the reason why the kkk came along was because of the great depression.They where scared because they were losing their jobs to African Amricans and other different national groups.
dude sorry but you have no room to talk about grammar i just corrected so many errors dumbass
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wow i still missed some of that guys mistakes amazing…
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heres proper grammar for you….. you think you are high up in the world and shit but you are not. you are a peace of shit that thinks that your all that. I am black and in gifted classes. What about that bitch!!!!!!
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@yomama
you dumb shit you cant spell for shit so what are you on about stupid nigger.you need to go back to school if you can afford it.as for blowjangles you rock dude you so told them…lol.
you niggers can never keep a job,your ither dissing whites for being clean or stealing from people.whats one good thing a nigger does?
How do you get a nigger into the bath? throw in 10c in it..How do you get a nigger out? throw a bar of soap in haha.thats sooo true.
so fuck off.stop thinking your kool cause your king kong and get a job………
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you know what my job is…… fucking your mom bitch. Get of my cock, you guys are mad cause we get your white women and your moms.
you such a dumb fucking cunt
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@annabell
you so suck ass you black bitch.u dnt know wat ur fuckn on about.whites arent fucking ugly u black bitch.u niggers r really ugly,u have dogshit skin ,huge lips,u all look lyk fuckn gorillas and u live in shit holes.
you niggers think ur kool in gangs ae..but u act so pathitic 4 ur age dumb shits.go climb a tree u monkeys..white rule!!! if u disagree u just jealous and lonely niggers..go steal a tv and fuk off back 2 ape world were u came from………
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You Live in your mother’s closet. Get a life.
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if your black fuk off…
whites own u and u know it
what do you do if u run over a nigger? Reverse hahahaha
vote 4 white
ditch the niggers
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White’s own?? Hahahah, they own nothing. Crackers are usless. Why you here? Can’t take a joke? But when it’s a black joke it’s soooo funny. You just don’t wana admit ur stupidity. Dumb cracker.
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You fken white ass crackers stupid dumbfucks go fucken sew McDonalds cause they fked all you up now stfu fken little white ass crackers cant take a joke, go cry to your mom and go to your room and go turn red fk. Ima white guy to so stfu.
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FUCK YOUR MOTHER BITCH ASS HOLE NO WONDER YOU GO SUICIDE WHITE BITCH I HATE YOU
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@yo bitch
dry whites hate you ya dumb black fuck.you go fukn suicide and dont cut the rope….go climb a fukn tree nigger.what would u rather be called, a cracker(which is dry and not even funny) or dogshit (the colour of ur skin)…..?? niggers suck and u know it.
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Racist White Jokes
niggers dont suck, your mom does. that is totally different bro….. So fuck you and you white trash self
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@White’s are Crackers
whites do own everything.were the ones you c in nice,tidy,clean upgraded homes and you niggers in a dump.you live in trash in a dirty shed, smoking trying 2 act kool wen really u cant even read or afford a decent house.u fukn apes screw your own relations,brothers,daughters ect……
who do you see on the news in court for murder?u niggers.
who do u see on police ten 7 getting arrested? u niggers
whos always tagging on peoples property? niggers
who doesnt have a job?niggers
whites are tidy,rich and cn afford chicks
you niggers cn afford dope and you sisters
so yea we rule,you suck…
what do you find on a niggers porch? a shit couch.
ya dirty blacks
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Clean? Tidy? You white people are the most dirty in the world. Littering so much. You can see a garbage bin? Or is it too dirty for you? You fkin redneck. Go fk your cousin. We can’t afford houses? I see more white homeless people than black. I always see white people in the metro playing instruments to get money. I saw a white guy sleeping on the benches. Hahaha, you can “afford” chicks? What you can get a girlfriend so you buy hookers and go to strip clubs? Fkin white retard.
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@black Sewege
u think ur so hard well if u want u can come up to my house and fight me u dumb bitch… i will rape u and ur whole family. Then u will have something to talk about in ur trailer park. i am suprised u even have signal there!!!!
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@peace
fuck up u dumb black bitch.u jst cant take the truth that niggers r scum.stop getting fukn mad over a web page ya hore..im suprised u dirty fucks were ever created,u make life hell 4 every1 and as 4 u wanting 2 rape us your jst a sick fuck,im sure u get enuf of that with ur own family ya ugly bitch.fuck off ya low nigger…..kkk own u slut
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@whites are crackers
i see way more niggers homeless sleeping in cardboard boxes u black retard.us dirty in the world?ha u black shits live in ur cousins sheds u fuck wit.what is 1 good thing a nigger does?the words whites are crackers is so dumb id rather be called that than black dogshit.Ever seen once were warriors?all about blacks rapeing there kids,and bashing people.what sort of houses do u see them in??well,there u go stupid black.drop dead nigger.kkk owns u dumb bastard
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You ever seen Texas Chain Saw Massacre? Thats what you white pricks do. Fkin Red neck. Can’t get a real wife so you gotta go marry your cousin. What did 1 good thing? Martin Luther King. Got killed trying to bring peace to America but u fkin faggots don’t peace because you think your the best. And right now, Obama is the president. I’d like for you to come out of your mother basement and go on the streets and scream “Fuck all the Niggers”. Then we’ll see what happens. Your not the king of the world. You just hide behind a computer screen waiting for something important happens to you. Oh, sorry for talking so much, i guess you have to go back to fucking your cousin.
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Are serious you are trying to say that white are better than blacks !!!! hahahahaha what the fuck white are ber trying to copy our walk and still don’t get it right listen to our music if it were not for black you would be listening to that justin beider shit but now you got real R&B so you can’t chat shit the only reson why you are here is cause yo mamma fuck your brother go suck yourself foool
your such a low life haveing nothing better to do then come one this website acting all hard !!!
you are bear saying how you own us don’t talk shit you know you are wrong. your such a dry cracker. go back to your couisn white pussy shit head !!!!
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