Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
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Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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This sight is funny but some people can’t laugh at themselves and take things too serious.
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man i love your shit this is what i have been waiting for all my live. please i want more hahahahahahahahaha, how does it feel whitey, how does it fucking feel.
viva ANC amandla
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fu
Stfu stupid damn nigger
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You call these jokes racist?
I’m white and I have been trying to find an offensive white joke to tell to my white buds but I can’t find one. Is there any offensive white jokes? These suck…
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wow im white and this stuff is halarious, im not racist, i just like racist jokes, and good sense of humur peoples
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Stop lying. You are racist as hell, you white devi!
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you
are you a fucking dumbass.. do you even have friends?
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Why do whites read jokes about themselves, same goes for blacks? It only pisses them off and then they want to kill each other. I am biracial(Cacausain Dad and African-American mother) I dont see why they have to say nigger jokes when it could just say black jokes? I mean I havent found 1 website yet that says cracker jokes. So.. I mean why are whites even on this website if they are gonna say, ” Uh made by some niggers” Or if it was by another white guy. ” Those goddamn Niggerlovers” Seriously.. I am from Mississippi, the most racist state yet but I am accepted. It is nice to know that not all places here are racist.
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Racist White Jokes
Why did you look up white jokes? Why did your dad fuck a nigger? Who knows?
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For Alex
Hey Alex here’s a idea !! Go fuck your ugly ass mother u fuckn racist white piece of shit!!!! Your a little pussy bitch !!
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REALLY
YOUR MOM CAME FORM AFRICA… SO INSTEAD OF PEOPLE CALLING ME WHITE I WANT THEM TO CALL ME IRISH AMERICAN….WHAT A BUNCH OF DOUCHE BAGS
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Lol, I just love how the Blacks automatically think that “Nigger” is referring to them. Hate to break it to ya sweetie but it means ‘ignorant’. Look it up. Stop having a guilty conscious.
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umm u still refering 2 us so yea luk dat up and i dnt think its write for yal 2 kall us dat
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HA!funny NOT!
Oh yea I hate it when black people call me cracker it reminds of when I had slaves!
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What’s a plane full of black people headed to africa called????
A good start!!!!!! Truth hurts!!!!
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Peace be with you... hopefully
Okay all this is pushing it a little too far. Every one has a bad side they don’t like. The point of racist jokes were to bring out that bad side and laugh at it. This helps you see your faults and maybe help you fix them. I’m white. I’m not KKK nor am I a Black special rights activists, or anything else. Heck I sometimes find some white jokes funny. The point is that everyone needs to just turn the other cheek.
So peace out, no hatin, and please before you rate this actually think. I mean everyone… white, black, mexican, and anything else.
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Racist White Jokes
Fuck ahh cracker!
Look lets be real bout the shit crackers are like little retards they cant think for themselves, they never have, everyrthing they have done its been either stolen or stolen yea thats right I said it, hell look at that none sanging bitch elvis, not one orignal song of his own. Now the mexicans are getting smart and hip to your game who will u use and leach off next? HOW U LIKE DEM APPLES. (BIG FUCKING SMILE ON MY FACE)
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LMWAO. When the white men reached Africa, niggers were so primitive they had developed no written language and had not even invented the wheel. Almost all the things we use today were invented by whites.
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Arecuou kidding me?
dude if it wasn’t for a black man y’all fucking peckerwoods would still be shittin’ in a hole so stfu.
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So if us crackers cannot think for our self’s how come we thought hold on let’s use this dopey black cunt over there as a slave because he clearly cannot work out his arse from his,elbow the poor black retard
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Ha
Why did white people get slaves in the first place? because they werent good enough to so it themselves haha
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to the last person who commented: alex
You’re one of the dumbest motherfuckers I’ve ever had to come across, not only are you ignorant but you’re uneducated becuase not even 1/4 of the things we use today were invented by white people!!!! I AM 100% WHITE AND EVEN I’M MATURE ENOUGH TO ADMIT, although if you’ve ever passed a history course in your life then you’d know it as well. I’m not a black persons’ activist but I am intelligent as well as a college student and at least I know facts to back up the things I know, unlike you I don’t just talk out of my ass. It’s people like YOU whomake the rest of the “white people” look bad. Not only are you embaressing yourself but you embaress the rest of the people who have to share the same race as you. Go open a history book and fucking read something. Dip shit.
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Racist White Jokes
I am a college graduate with over 60 hours of History credit, bitch. You are one dumbass cunt.
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what
what is wrong with this whole world every body hates evrybody white hates black white hates white white hates chineese, mexicans,what more else
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What do you call a black person ?
A fucking smelly Nigga
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Well apparently its fine to be racist if your black but not if your white so fuck you black cunts get back to the cotton fields
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Hilarious
I’m not black or white, and I’m sitting back reading you all going back and forth and I’m laughing my ass off. Bitching about KKK this and BLACK PANTHER that. Racism IS NOT a one way street like some believe. It’s not called BLACKism, it’s racism you stupid fucks, because it CAN & DOES apply to all races.
Blacks are STILL mad their ancestors were slaves 150 years ago and cant get over it, and the whites are mad they were stabbed in the back by one of their own- Abraham Lincoln who abolished slavery.
Anyhow, after reading these ‘jokes’ I’ve realized one thing…black jokes are 10x’s funnier and easier to come up with. These are too stupid to be funny.
So, I’m going to take my taco eating, thick white girl loving, green card carrying, low rider driving, Mexican ass somewhere else. WATCH OUT FUCKERS…WE’RE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!!
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Racist White Jokes
Fuck you beaner, you child molesting retards.
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4 alex
nigga eat a bag of baby dicks,
u mad ignet as fuck,kant take no joke bitch ass fagget ass punk ass bitch ass nigga. u gayer than a sack of cocks.
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4 alex
dear alex
eat a bag of fuckin baby dicks
u a BITCH ASS FAGGET ASS PUNK ASS IGNET SCARY ASS BITCH ASS NIGGA.
U GAYER THEN A BAG OF COCKS
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TO 4 ALEX
If you are going to spell something then spell it correctly please allow me to be your spell check ignant isn’t a word but ignorant is fagget isn’t a word but faggot is if you going to offend people please take the time out to know you enemy as you see im not racist cause the U.S Army taught me to see the world without color that all we see beside is a brother or sister in arms and that they are human beings just like anything else and yes understand that some ethnicities are prone to some diseases like sickle cell african americans being impulsive assholes caucasion people and all kinds of other shit
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Racist White Jokes
Have a Sense of Humor
Whether they’re Black, Hispanic, Asian, or White jokes, they’re JOKES. If you don’t have a sence of humor don’t read them! And why does it matter what “race” posts up another “race’s” jokes? THEY’RE JUST JOKES.
P.S: There’s one race; the human race.
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hey
Hey,im black and im thirteen. I dont kno why you guys dont think blacks whites and any other racis isnt equal. I love every one not madder what one white person has done like (hittler). Or no madder what one black men has done to someone. That doesnt mean all of you guys will follow what that person does or did. I came on here to find some jokes to tell someone who has been bullying me (hes white). I was trying to compliment him and say i lobe you profile picture but i wont one just like it ( it was a black and white picture of him and his girlfriend) and i so had a boyfriend and i love how you have pictures up of there girlfriend and stuff its cute. But i told him i dont wont mine in black in white just because i dont wont it. Then he messaged me back i know why you dont want it in black and white because you want show up. It really hurts me because im not that dark and i dont like how people call us black we are brown and white people are peachy color. You know my parents are successful, my mom is a docter and my dad is an pilot, i go to privte school. And not to brag or something i get what ever me and my other two sisters like. Out of the hole school i have the biggest house. When i was little i use to sit alone because i was black and people spit on me. Now since im older i really try to stand up for this. I also think that white people are pretty are and better and i all ways wanted to be white because thats what white people told me when i was little. But know i see that everyone is pretty its not because of theres kin or hair or anything its because of there heart and what they can do. SO PLEASE STOP THIS RACIST STUFF PLEASE DONT WRITE MEAN THINGS BACK TO THIS BECAUSE I AM REALLY EMOTIONAL ABOUT THIS BECAUSE A COUPLE YEARS AGO MY BLACK FRIEND ( NATILIE) KILLED HERSELF BECAUSE EVERYDAY SHE WAS TURMENTED BY WHITE PEOPLE THEY RAPED HER, THEY CALLED HER A SLUT, THEY TRYED TO KILL HER, IT WAS HORRIBLE. PLEASE STOP THIS AT MY SCHOOL NO KIDS ARE REALLY RACIS I GUESS IM TRYING TO STOP THIS THOUGHT IM ONLY THIRTEEN SO YOU GOTTA START SOME WHERE.
sincerely,
Neon Crysandthemum Hobson Stow,Ohio 1/2/2012
please just consider this
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Racist White Jokes
alex, this 1is4U
alex…STFU! you piece of white trash. i am willing to bet you are just a little punk ass bitch masquerading on the keyboard as some kind of badass…LMAO….NOT..you sound retarded and cowardly..without your keyboard you’re just another “brave” whiteman trying to compensate for your miniscule teeny tiny dick..i am also willing to bet..in fact i will bet my fried chicken and grape soda that you had a MOUTHFUL of black penis just a few hours ago faggot. i would like to have a date with you when the race war starts you pathetic POS..you and your race of bloody savages are the scum inhabiting the earth. i hope you choke on your half raw, bloody venison steak you little whiny punk ass bitch. hehehie..
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what's your specialty?
white cave dwelling bloodthirsty savages are “good at” MANY things, but here are the TOP five picks of all-time…1)..killing, everything and everybody! 2)…Stealing, ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, including the nails 3)..Sex Crimes, against ANYTHING and ANYONE..including animals and people/children/babies,dead..or alive! 4)..Lying, cant trust ANYTHING coming out of these devils nasty,dirty rotted mouths, and ending the top five list…5)….HYPOCRISY,self explanatory…just listen to these hateful devils talk..they’re petrified of TRUTH! i could write a book….
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hehehehe...
what is 12″ LONG, HARD, highly PLEASURABLE and white?…………Absolutely NOTHING! hehehehe…
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Brothers..don’t you just LOVE when we can only see the tops of white chicks scalps when they are happily bobbing their heads and kneeling infront of us?…HAPPY as a damn clammmmmmmm! Yessiree! hehehehe…
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dope and deranged
hey hope…STFU you illbred inbred…why dont you try and stand on your hind legs and waddle back into that cavernous hole in the ground you call home you pathetic POS..and besides,.i would rather be a dead nigger than a live CRACKER ANY fucking day you mouth breathing, incestrous breeding bloodsucking cockroach. hehehehe…
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umm really.
Just found this forum trying to find a joke that a friend told me about the kkk that i knew he was telling wrong cause it wasnt funny. Anyway there are a lot of racist assholes on this site. I mean in this day and age we are still harbouring hate for that which is different. The sites original intention was not about hate it was funny. Who cares. Im Im32: white guy. Grew up in ky in the sticks. Racist and bigotry was everywhere and im glad i was able to overcome that through education and experience. We are all gods children. And know im not a religious fanatic. Honestly i have lost my faith in organized religion as a whole. Designed by men for there own personal gain. Enough rambling. People come together and be about love and light.
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hey! get rich..or die trying!
hey RICH..i like your comments. and i used to feel the same way, until white people turned me on to being a racist. it is your peoples fault who i have become. black people react to what your ilk create, which is HATE! we have every right to hate your guts! prove me wrong.
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haha.
This shit is hilarious, hahaha, its all a funny joke until somebody gets offened. In this case everyone did! Hahahaha! Lmfbo! 2012, the world is still racist, lol and its always going to be everyone is different accept it and be happy, as for as blacks, brown ppl whatever, stop getting offended about “nigger” lol its just a word like any other word… and stop saying”cracker” if you want racism to decrease it starts With YOU. Lmao I’m here because Its funny to JOKE around, notice I capitalized “JOKE” because that what it should be there never gonna vanish so deal with it and continue to love one another for we all bleed red. The end have a great year and lovve loveeee loveeeeee.:)
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hate
what’s the point in reading raceist jokes if your just going to be pissed off?
because its just a joke….. and if your going to be offended and start arguing and saying ball shit about eachother then go buy a type-writer b’coz you cant start shit on them things!
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haha wow
I’m white and I think these are hilarious
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quick story
Ok this white guy walks in a mexican superstore and is looking for beans but tells an employ you dont have frijoles the mexican employ gets mad and tells him in the back of the store top shelf little did the white guy know it waz crackers he gets mad and calls the same employ and tells him those are crackers the employ replys i know you are
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