Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
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What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
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Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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LMFAO DUDE I DONT EVEN COME HERE FOR THE JOKES! I COME HERE TO READ THE COMMENTS ABOUT THE JOKES, CAUSE IT ALLWAYS LEADS TO AN ARGUMENT AND THESE ARGUMENTS CRACK ME THE FUCKUP TO READ. YALL GET SO PISSED OVER THESE JOKES WHY DID YOU COME HERE? HAHAHAH KEEP FIGHTING PLEASE THIS SHIT IS ENTERTAINING FOR ME TO READ, AND GO AHEAD AND CUSS AT ME AND GET PISSED CAUSE I USED CAPS I DID IT SO YOU WOULD GET MAD IT HUMORS ME!!!!!!!
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FUCK WHITE PEOPLE , WOMEN ,GIRLZ, AND CHILDREN , FUCK YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLL black power babby the white bitches is trippin
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dude that was like really racist
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nigga
what do nigger kids get for xmas?
your bike
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your just an ignorant asshole ,no matter what color u r,ha ha,hate and ignorance comes in all colors,and ur not saying much for your color.
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omg i know
look it does not matter what race i am, i just find it highly funny how every last one of these people are claiming to be the more mature person in the situation, YET they are all arguing over silly racist jokes. that and the fact they came to the site in the first place. like grow up. for the record, any smart ass who comments to this, i never said i was mature so dont go commenting on that.
P.S nigger isn’t racist. that goes for black and white commenters. nigger means ignorant so a white guy, hispanic, indian, asian, and a black guy can all be niggers at once. so grow……..up
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I'm white
These are funny as fuck and i’m white.
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Im white and there still not as funny as the ones about others.they should come up with better ones
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cotton gin
And their dick will always be bigger!
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why is my Dick so big?
I got a big ass black monsterous Dick, little white guy
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funny shit
Lmfao….. dude I’m white n I luv these jokes I been looking for good white joke… any white people reading these n that are getting offend are a bunch of fucking idiots… keep on making good white jokes need more to make me laugh at my own race xD
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dude that not right
Dude that was not really not a wise thing to say espeicly with people who could be in the KKK or Ku Klux Klan in they do not like likr people making there own race
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wha?
how are you going to argue with someone if you dont know how to speak illiterate bafoon. ya google illiterate if u dont know what it means
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Alex is gay
What do you call Alex’s little white sister?..a 14 year old pregnant white bitch tired of the inbreeding due to small dicks….then she becomes addicted to big black cocks…hint the pregnancy
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snow
when it snow i lose my hite frieds HAHAAAHA
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Ha I see dude using the word Nigger like it has power….just because you use it doesn’t mean anything lol….quit it man your looking like an ignorant fuck
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Hello bitches
All of American on this site sound childish, jokes r funny but not supost to be taken seriously nemykh oslov
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rofl
of course you would specifically point out the americans, americans werent the first to have slaves or racism just fyi
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hy bro im from inednosia but im stay in malaysia I would like to see bloggers from abroad and comments on your blog and join in your blog and backlink ok
hy bro im from inednosia but im stay in malaysia I would like to see bloggers from abroad and comments on your blog and join in your blog and backlink ok
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red necks
y dont white boys want you dateing there sisters becuz theay dont like shareing there pussy with niggas
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New joke
What do you call a elevator full of white people?
A: A box full of crackers.
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Like most Negroes, Will is clearly confused. Blacks simply couldn’t have built the pyramids — in all my life I’ve never seen a black “person” build anything other than a crack pipe. Perhaps the actual builders, who were slaves, were black, but the coordinators had to have been white. Such a feat could only have been accomplished by a white man or people mixed with the white man’s genes; and anyone who disagrees with this fact is clearly wrong and racist towards white people.
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Racist White Jokes
you must be a dumb redneck or a rich dumb ass born with a silver seposetory in your ass, because i see black people work harder than any of my white coworkers. who id rather not be working with…
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BOO!!!
i HATE HOW WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS WANNA TALK BOUT SUM BLACKS GOOD FOR NUTHIN OR WE WORTHLESS AND STUPID WHEN IN REALITY WE ARE THE SMARTER ONES BCUZ WE TOOK CARE OF YHALL CHILDREN N TAUGHT THEM THINGS YHALL NEVER COULD…WE PRACTICALLY RAISED YHALL BEHINDS N YES BLACKS WERE SLAVE, SO WHAT!!! THAT JUST SHOWS THAT WE ARE A GROUP OF VERY LOVING AND NURTURING INDIVIDUALS WHO WOULDNT DARE HIT YHALL WIDDA SWITCH ON THE BACK. NOW WE WILL THO CUZ ITS ALL PAYBACK! WHITE PEOPLE NEEDA CHILL BIHHH
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you ignorant afff bruhh n noo we aint build no crack pipe, we made the way for all yhall whites! yhall aint do NOTHING but take our work and take credit for it. We made yhall “look” like what yhall are today
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Ok to the motherfucker who said that the black people didn’t build the pyramids. You do not know how much I wanna kick your ass right now. I lm so fucking pissed you racist son of a bitch. I’m used to racist joke about me but your comment pisses me off. It’s ignorant assholes like you that really get me going. Your “white gene” is pro ally the most fucking racist thing I’ve ever heard. You just take ur racist cracker ass back and go play ur fucking world of Warcraft.
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sup dawg, ima tell my niggas des jokes aight, ima get muddafukinnnn hyphy 2nite an make dem laff der azzez off 4real ya dig? word up homies, white peeple is so dum!
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You are obviously NOT black.
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riteee,they wanna say we soo dumb…REALLY?? white people aint do NOTHING! WE DID ALL THE WORK AND THEY GET THE CREDIT. WHITE PPLE ALWAYS WANNA TALK BOUT THEY SMART, THEY DID THIS …MHANN YU SLEEP ON LIFE. BLACKS DID EVERYTHING BUT WE NEVER MENTIONED, BUT THATS OKAY DOE OBAMA IN THE HOUSE.
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Lets knock it the fuck off
Really this whole racist thing is getting outta control…..the truth of the matter is nothin separates any of us besides the color of our skin…most of the jokes about white ppl can easily be turned into jokes about black ppl nd vice versa.. not onli blk men steal not only blk ppl are unemployed…not onli blk women r fat on welfare with 9 kids who all have different fathers…jus like not all white men are gud fathers lawyers doctors or politicians. We should learn how not to judge ppl by the color of their skin…i refuse to tell u my race but know this i am 26 yrs old i wrk for Goldman Sachs as an investment banker…i have 0 children nd live in one of the most luxurious highrises in Jersey city,nj….i say all that 2 say this….CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
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Racist White Jokes
Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them.
What’s the problem with banker jokes? Bankers don’t think they’re funny, normal people don’t think they’re jokes.
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I was never a racist until now
I grew up in Harlem NY. I never had any problem with any race. I worked with white people and i hanged out with white people. till i moved to the south (Florida). My biggest mistake. The white people out there have no shame. They will let you know how they feel about other races. I lost my job ( a city job ) because my stupidvisor is a racist and he never denied it. He has said so many racist remark that the manager was fed up with me complaining that she told me to deal with it. Even the mayor is a big time racist, because i have witnessed it and heard it with my own ears. The thing about it everyone there did not say nothing about it but me. i had to leave Florida because i was in the verge of committing a serious crime that i would get the electric chair. At least in NYC the white people have more common sense to keep there comments to them selves. I have not witnessed any racist person in NYC yet. Personally i do not care about any race because i say there is only one race and that is the human race.
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For the Pakistanis proud for your Country have a look at this. Your great painramelt government @@@@ Search this in youTube please @@@This is How a? Leader Speaks !!! Iranian President vs. Musharraf
For the Pakistanis proud for your Country have a look at this. Your great painramelt government @@@@ Search this in youTube please @@@This is How a? Leader Speaks !!! Iranian President vs. Musharraf
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actually
Actually Israelites or Jews whatever you want to call them built the pyramids because they were enslaved by egyptians who were darker toned. But it wasn’t only hebrews who were slaves it was prisoners of war all so in capture or people who didn’t pay their taxes who were put into slavery. Oh yeah and people saying “Nigga” or “Nigger”it doesn’t matter nigger or nigga means ignorant person. And the ignorant person is whoever uses that word.
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you are partially retarded
Nigger was used back during the slave era in america when white people cracked the whip on them. They just referred to them as niggers. They refer to white people as crackers because we cracked the whip.
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Cracer
The cracker joke dosent make sense. Black people call white people crackers because ?..
The term “Cracker” came from the days when slavery was legal -- referring to a white master who was quick to use a whip on his slaves in the fields (Cracker = quick to crack his whip). What used to be a term of fear and warning among slaves about a master, is now a racist slur used by blacks insulting whites in post-slavery America.
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Racist White Jokes
This was very informative
I never knew this. I now know that you can learn something from anywhere.
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i am a racist
I am a racist, you want to know what race i hate the most? White trash…they don’t have an excuse.
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Racist black person who thinks whites are the worst
I dont know why you think white people are the worst race, but what race owns most of the major corporations, WHITE PEOPLE,
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white people invented the computer you are using and the internet so shut up. When black people own most of the major corporations then you can say something. In the meantime GET A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck roper
Come fight me
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Seriouly bitch im waiting
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It’s actually not a scam. They tell you straight forward that you have to pay some fee and/or pay some amount to get licenses to become an agent. You are basically starting up your own business as a private contractor. It requires quite a large amount of effort to actually pass the license exams. So most people decide not to pursue the job after they know the license is not worth getting. Becoming an agent for an insurance company is not the ideal job anyone should be looking for. First, if you have to pay them money in order to make money, it is not legit (but isn’t that what any business requires in the first place? you have to spend money to make money). Second, if you have to work at home, most likely it is not legit. Third, avoid licenses. They only cost a huge sum of money. —This is a lucrative business. They know most people will not pursue the job after paying the initial fee. This is how the make their money. It is a Risk that a lot of us fall into. You take the risk, not the company, that’s why it is not a scam. They are only trying to promote it….sometimes in deceiving ways, but it is up to you to determine the right way.
I’m 22 years old and this is only the beginning of many ‘deceiving’ companies that offer legit job opportunities. I haven’t fallen for any yet
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Racist White Jokes
Go Black People
I’m a white guy. These jokes are mutherfucking hilarious. What’s funny is, when a black guy hears a racist black joke they get pissed. But I am white and i love these white jokes
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IM BLACK N I LAUGHED AT BLACK JOKES N YHUR WHITE N YU LAUGH AT THE JOKES ONLY BECAUSE YOU SCARED SOME BLACK PERSON GONE CALL THEY GOONS. WHITE PEOPLE ARE SOO dramatic!!! AND CORNY AS FREAK!
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Hey Dutchess! Lookie Here..
YO Dutchess<—(crackhead ngga lovin' $3 HOE) the "investment banker"<--(straight up thief) from the luxurious highrise<--(roach,rat and mice infested section 8,toxic chinese drywall, lead paint covered,100year old, dilapataded,garbage strewn, drug infested tenement) in jersey city…pull yo head outta dem niggras croutch and come up for some air cause obviously you gotta be brain dead and/or stoopid to think we believe that BS spewing from your anus like fecal covered pink lips! all dat MANDIGO black cock slurping got you delirious and delusional..but it taste sooo gud..dod nit!
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Racist White Jokes
words for the day...
“in a nigger’s NUTSACK, white people SUCK BIG BLACK DICK”! heheheheheee..
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hkdlsjxgsbsld
LMAO…these are hilarious, and the argueing, even better. Im a black female and I love black racist jokes as well. XD If you cant take jokes about your own race, then dont go and crack on other races….o heres a black joke :3 *clears throat* there was a white guy and black guy living together. So when the house burned down, why did only the white guy live?….the white guy was at work! :3 roflmao xDD
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Woopey
Newayz,, ,I dont get most of them… One i found really hilarious <3
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
Awesome one.. *steals*..
Yes I'm white maybe thats why I dont understand all of them ;(
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ignorant white trash
To the bitch who said she feels sorry for mixed babies i feel sorry for your white trash trailer park babies i have 3 mixed kids and i bet they shit on your kids in life and the only reason why you don’t like black guys is probably because none have ever been attracted to you based on your comment I’m gonna guess my 9 month old had more teeth in his mouth than your trashy ass and only white men addicted to crack or heroin would want you and you can keep having their nasty pink meat cuz only classy educated white females like myself deserve the good lovin and beautiful babies black men have to offer
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Racist White Jokes
I am white
Even though I am white I think these jokes are hilarious. I like to say these types of jokes because if people never learn to laugh at themselves they can never get over their faults and failures. For the people who are commenting over which race is better; WE ARE ALL HUMANS SO IT DOESN’T MATTER SO GET OVER YOU RACISM AND HATRED FOR THE OTHER RACES SO WE CAN FOCUS ON MORE IMPORTANT THINGS!!!!!!!!!! Like the super bowl. Everyone knows football is a good sport because black people make the best recievers and linemen. White guys are the quarterbacks because we are not fast. So can we all get along you white, redneck, inbred, backwood hicks?
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