Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
Racist White Joke 5
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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I’m white, and I expected more offensive jokes than this. This is disappointing. ;[
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White people are going to impose upon themselves a special tax
Tutu must be a total idiot if he beeeivls that White people are going to impose upon themselves a special tax to give free money to Black people (In reality into his and his cronies’ pockets.) for supposed crimes they did.Without White People there would be no schools, hospitals, roads, industry, etc…in fact no civilization.Tutu’s people were nothing more than glorified hunter/gatherers with no civilization and a very primitive culture.And if this sounds racist, then the truth is racist.
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Racist White Jokes
ITS A LIE I BELIEVE IT IS A PROVEN FACT THAT BLACK PEOPLE INVENTED EVERYTHING BEFORE WHITE PEOPLE FOR EXAMPLE THE SONG HOUNDOG WAS NOT ORIGINALLY MADE BY ELVIS IT WAS MADE BY AN AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMEN BLACK PEOPLE HAVE MADE PLENTY OF INVENTIONS THAT THEY WERENT GIVEN CREDITED FOR I BELIEVE WITHUT WHITE PEOPLE THEIR WULD BE NO HERPIES OR STDS TAT IS WUT I BELIEVE
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dumb nigger
here niger nigger nigger .. that will piss you off ..call me a cracker i daaaare you lol:)
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Really
Ok fuckin really!!! I am a black guy and a U.S. Marine and i dont think it is right to say things like that on the net, so CHILL WITH THE NIGGER JOKES UNDERSTOOD!
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cracker !
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Your really ignorant,
ps. it deosnt matter how white you are your still a bitch.
nd im half white. i think if you wanna make fun of black people you should know how to not sond so stupid.
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Fuck yall
Hay fam Fuck yall!!!!! Everybody is the same. Whites, Blacks we all all the fuckin same. so insted of bitchez making fun of Whites or blacks we should be helping each other to make this country great
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Hi?
i have 1 word, “stupid” but can be funny
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Really,
You really thnk that blacks invented everything. If you think that’s a lot, look at what the whites invented! If it wasn’t for us, you’d still be in Africa buddy,
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woop-dee fuccin doo we didn ask to be brought here by you scandalous ass half cookd rednecks
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Crakers
What do you call a white man in the rain??
A dog smelling motherfucker!!!!
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Niggers | READ
Fuck black people. After all those generations you would think the gorilla look would get out of them and start looking like normal humans. And i.got some jokes for you niggers. What’s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
Naked white women are on the cover of Playboy and naked black people are on the cover of National Geographic.
What happened when a nigger looked up at his family tree?
A gorilla shit on that ugly mother fucker
What’s back, red and scratches on glass?
The nigger that’s in my microwave.
Niggers have to be the worst. You make the world shit and y’all smell like shit. Go fuck another ape you fucking mistake
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Racist White Jokes
Wow,, this is gonna come right back to you. Mmhmm. I am both black and white, and this is offensive, on both parts, you’d think after the worlds history we’d be over by now, our genetic code are like basically the same if you cannot realize that where the same species you should really spend alot of time thinking.
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FUCK A CRAKA!SERIOUSLY..
To theFuck Niggers CRAKA,IF I KNEW WHERE U LIVED OR LOOKED LIKE ID FUCKIN SPIT N YO MUTHAFUCKIN HILLBILLIE PALE ASS FACE!!!I knew there was a reason i hated white people n u jus reminded me…n to think i was tryna change!!RACISM STILL LIVES,FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!THEY CAN ALL FUCKIN KILL THEMSELVES!!SERIOULY…KILL YOURSELVES,PLEASE??
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Crackers
When u look at white women what do you think??
This cunt can’t cook, fuck, or clean but she sucked the entire Atlanta Hawks to sleep!!! Stupid Cunt
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my bit
omg niggers be dumb, and proove it every day, the black ones and the white ones.
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Joel smells
Joel is a smelly dog
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Colllin Smells
Collin smells like Alyssas ass hole
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Alyssa smells like warren!
she smells…
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Joel
He smells real good
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Alyssa
She smells like the butthole of an elephant after it has finshed taking a dump
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A message to all smelly girls (Alyssa) aka "The Ginger"
You smell worst than the girls breath from two girls one cup after eating shit and vomit
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Ass holes
You smell like ass hole! Collin go fall in snow and Joel go mow my lawn bitch
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Alyssa
Alyssa smells worse than elon after she has ran for 24 miles straight
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everyone is afraid of you joel your a scary mexican go build my house
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I love collin joel is a scary mexican
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Alyssa
Alyssa smells worse than warren and elon after they havent showered for 10 years
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better than y'all
why is it that you WHITE people think you better than BLACK people cuz you ain’t. Y’all ain’t nothing but some bum ass redneck crackers that disrespect ur family unlike black people. a Y’all really shouldn’t even be saying shit cuz you nasty ass bitches be FUCKING ya sisters brothers and cousins. Y’all be those crusty, dog smelling people that live in trashy nasty ass trailor parks. so you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!Eat a dick !
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Racist White Jokes
well we have better vocabulary which usually allows us to get much higher in employment rolls that is why we are better. These jokes were very bad by the way, do you know why, because there is nothing funny about white people there are not steriotypes.
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I HATE YOU UGLY ASS WHITE FUCKERS
FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB BITCH (ROBERT), I AM BLACK AND I WENT TO A HIGH SCHOOL AND A COLLEGE THAT CONSISTED OF OVER 87% WHITE PEOPLE. I WAS THE TOP OF MY CLASS, SO THAT PROVES THAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE NO SMARTER NOR DO THEY HAVE A LARGER VOCABULARY THEN AFRICAN AMERICANS. SECONDLY HERE YOU ARE TRING TO SPEAK NEGATIVELY ABOUT OUR VOCABULARY WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN SPELL “STEREOTYPES” THAT SHOWS HOW STUPID YOU ARE. THIRD THERE ARE ALL TYPES OF WHITE STEREOTYPES FOR EXAMPLE:White people smell like wet dog when it rains, White people can’t dance, White men tend to be serial killers, White people can’t discipline their kids, White people are non athletic, White people are obsessed with plastic surgery, White people are suicidal. THOSE ARE ONLY A FEW. SO YOUR WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Racist White Jokes
I am sitting here reading everyone’s post, and I am appalled. GOD created us all, regardless of what anyone wants to believe, he didn’t decide to make one race to be treated worse than one race nor create a race to feel inferior to another. Every nationality has had horrific things done against them, and yet we still acting like wild animals. Are we ever going to learn?
I also would like to address the issue, that I’ve seen come up in this forum a lot. Don’t get so defensive about stereotypes, honestly statistics shows that stereotypes has some validity so how about figuring out a way to beat them so we can change the statistics for our next generation.
Just remember the next time someone uses a racial slur against you don’t waste your time nor energy with arguing, just simply say,”God loves you and so do I”, and keep right on moving.
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Racist White Jokes
White people are BEAUTIFUL
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shut up nigger !hahaha jus kiddin
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eat a dick get a job
hell ya trailer parks at least learn to spell it dummy look it here son we brought you here out of that hot jungle gave you a job and some structure in your monkey life we gave you a little food and the first 9 to 5 your people ever had well for most a 5 to 7 but you get the point
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Dumb people.
Let me start off by saying I’m white lol. These jokes were not even funny
& trey you think most white’s live in the trailor park ?? Like wise. I guess us whites thinj most blacks live in the projects or prisons/jails.
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white people
what do u call a bench of white people stuck in a elevator a boxs of cracker lol
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haha
Idk what the hostility is all about im white myself and i love these jokes i always black or asian or mexican ect. Its good to hear a white joke. You know why you dont hear white jokes cuz white ppl like robert cant take a joke. Relax bro dont get pissed about a joke. Im worried you’re going to rape and kill some one over this.
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Niggers
You fucking bitch ass ghetto niggers all should go back to africa!! Whats the
Difference between batman and a black man? Batman can ACTUALLY go out at night without robin. How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion
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hmmm lemee think
Weell lemme think…how bout you inbreed hillbilly cousin fuckin crackers gob ack to europe!
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fuck yall
u know yall muthafuckas are a bunch of cud chewing, incest breeding ,dog fucking piss drinking asshole licking fuckas if i had my way ill line all you crackas up on a wall and shoot all yall bitches i am the leader of the satans knights and we dont like no one thats affilated with white people and i wonder why you muthafuckas hate us so much then why are yall trying to be like us that cornball ass bitch out of detroit emei-slim steal our music then y,all try to dress like us talk like us yall lay out in the sun and try to get brown like us and yall try to be like us everytime i see a mixed child i think bout the bullshit him or her is gonna have to go thru growing up because the parents should be shot for fucking outside of thier race and bringing a mutt into the world so in closing for now on everyday the rest of the year a white person is gonna die
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Racist White Jokes
is that the best yall got
I’ve always wanted to hear some white jokes. I was expecting them to be alot more offensive. I was dissapointed. The soggy cracker joke was just plain funny. How is a nigger different from snow tires? Snow tires don’t sing when you put chains on them. See, that’s funny and offensive. Y’all keep trying. Someday we’ll all learn to laugh at each other.
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Fick u cracker shit
Fuck u fuckin shit as cracker go suck some white small dick
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Wow its really sad to see how ignorant ppl really are.. I mean really everybody on here talkin shit abt the next race when you need to be lookin in the mirror at who is really being a nigger.. black or white.. so shut the fuck up and live life damn are yall really that childish??? Grow up you dumb motherfuckers..no matter how much you hate another race.. they still gone walk this fucking Earth just like your ignorant ass.. Gah a site full of “stoopid” motherfuckers..
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Racist White Jokes
comeooon
“Truth is” you had to search this page to find the contents.. if you don’t like what you see turn the fucking channel or exit off the page. Im tired of hearing about racist remarks, who cares what people say its only words and if words bother you and you can’t laugh at funny things that’s your problem.. so if this offends you go ahead and make a blog about it cuz “truth is” I will just exit off that page when it comes up …..lol
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dumb ass cracker
if the pppl on the site are stupid then get yor dumb ASS off the site.
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Are u fuckin serious! (JOKE) do I need to
Say more!
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SHHEEEEEE MAAADDDDD!! LMFAOOOOO
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BITTTTTCCCCCHHHHH -__________-
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your wrong
Your an idiot!they are just jokes.
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Wow, I gotta give you props. It must have taken you a long time to disguise your comment to sound like one made by a black person. Good job, really. But I can tell that no black person what soever made that comment, because 1: no actual black person would feel or express that amount of resentment towards a racist white joke (most black people don’t even get that angry over black jokes!…most anyway) and 2: I’v facebook chatted and texted plenty of black people (plus I’m half black myself) and a black person’s slang looks nothing like that. If you’re too wound up to take a few laughs at your own race, (especially when other races don’t have a problem doing it) then you probably shouldn’t be looking at these jokes in the first place.
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Racist White Jokes
You must be a white chick
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Go Away
This site is not for you. We came here to laugh at white people. GO AWAY.
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Bitch plz
These are jokes, racist jokes. Didn’t wanna read ‘em? Then why’d you search it. I’m white and I don’t care at all about white jokes. If there are people commenting and talking shit about another race, ignore it. Like I say, Ignore the ignorant
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everyone talks about each others race so ppl shut up cuz yu guys are th most that talk about other races
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Forget yall racist white folks
Yall some scary ass cowards meet me in the streets i’ll knock a pussy in the top of ur heads
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I'm so scared
I’m so scared of an angry bitch on a computer
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