Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
Racist White Joke 5
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
Racist White Joke 6
What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Racist White Joke 7
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
Racist White Joke 8
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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@geoff the nigger hater
you rock dude
niggers suck and are blacker than sht.
seriosly wen i turn off the light all i see r the niggers teeth and huge eyes.ugly fucks.
what do u shout wen a nigger is walking down the street? run, a raper…
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what do you call a craka comin down the street a crackhead!! and yea we izz gang bangin bitches and we folk and crip 4life you white ass crakaz go and get you some crack and smoke wit yo fat ass sluty white bitch!!!
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ha, Your a stupid bitch. Learn how to speak english (:
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White ppl smell like dog when they (for real when they get wet) so what the heck do you have to say about anyone else.
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What do you call a stupid gangster who can’t tell a funny joke. You Fagtard.
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Fuck you, why don’t you learn to spell, oh wait monkeys can’t do that.
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We can’t Spell but what ever we write you understand and if you don’t you are more of a nigger =(an ignorant person) than we are. You cum eater.
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I eat your moms cum
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Black is sewage shut the fuck up, u wanna call us monkey fuckers but not 1 time have i ever seen a nigga fuck an animal. But go online and look that shit up and all u c is white bitches and men fuckin old macdonald and every animal on the fuckn farm. Yall call us fuckn monkies but monkies r the most smart and human like animal and it seems 2 me they will evlove b4 u racist bitches. Nowadays u got fuckn black dr’s, lawyers, and the President, blacks have come a long fuckn way. And its people like u we have 2 thank 4 that, so yall crackers jus keep doin u and stay n the past, while the niggers( as u would call us) keep workis toward our futures.
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Racist White Jokes
To kayla u jackbehind if all black ppl r monkeys how are we owning companies in the gov. driving cars typing online right now? surpassing whites in sports and everything else? Doctors,lawyers inventors entrepeneurs and everything else? lol u just proved a point bout 1 of my cracker jokes thanks u dumb honkey albino chimp. Oh speaking of monkeys to all u white scuzzballs who think all black ppl r monkeys just because we’re a dif. shade their are albino monkeys and y’all sure tan alot to hate the color black so much. Go kick rocks u stupid ignorant wankers. I joke when I’m being racist u lunatics r actually serious. What do u call a racist? A insect because their not gud enuf 2 b called a animal! n yeh i’m spelling how i want idc if u nerds r offended get a life and worry about more things then some1s spelling errors grow up u immature jerks. y’all r just vicious foul vile creatures y’all aren’t even human 2 the 1′s that r joking cool but to y’all that r serious y’all need mental help.
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Racist White Jokes
Kala u suck. What a lame see this is why white ppl r mistaken 4 corny n ppl bug out when i tell em i luv white men cuz of that stupid trick right there.
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hi ass im sur 13 an i very dislike u
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Nunna, 5 to the sky 6 must die.. Fuck that crip shit!! White people should be killed everyday!!
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Niggers are just mad at us for enslaving them back in the day. You know we are the superior ones or else you blacks would have been enslaving us. Fucking nasty ass hair looks like the pubic hair on my testicles and the only way for nigger bitches to get some decent hair is to go buy a weave and put it in their hair.
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see nigger hater,i tried to be nice.but you are going to make me take you there.fisrt of all you white bread piece of bird shit.i rather have this black girl hair anyday.if your mother/ girlfriend dont wash there hair everyday worms and flies and all type of shit start crawling out of there shit.yall say we are not human,but we dont produce insects in our hair until we,re dead.motherfucker.
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To keeping it real- Sure, our hair might get like that if we never wash it, but your hair is like that 24/7 no matter how many times you wash it. And i’ll tell you now that I have never had lice or any of that shit. The only reason you guys don’t get it is because your hair is too greasy to support any type of life.
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YOU REALLY DON’T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE DO YOU? THATS FUNNY B/C YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER, FUCKED A FEW, AND YOUR MOTHER PROLLY FUCKED AND STILL IS FUCKING SOME OF MY BROTHERS. I BET EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE, INCLUDING YOU WHITE ASS, THAT YOU SUCKED MY DADDY’S DICK WHILE YOU WERE INSIDE YOU MOTHER, FED, YOU GOOD HUH BOY. BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL, THATS WHY EVERY RACE IN THE WORLD WANT TO BE MORE AFRICAN THEN EVER, YOU LOVE WHEN YOU WHITE BITCH GET HER LIPS, ASS DONE, WHITE WOMEN DONT KEEP A COKE BOTTLE BODY 4EVER, IT ONLY LAST TIL THEY ARE ABOUT 21 OR THEIR DADDY FUCK EM. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE US, LOOK AT YOUR BITCH OR YOUR MOTHER TAN THEN A MOTHER FUCKER, DAMN NEAR BROWN, BIG LIPS, THICK ASS, REMIND YOU OF NIGGERS EVERYTIME YOU LOOK AT HER. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE US….
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Racist White Jokes
learn to speak english or go back 2 running from lions you fucking monkey and noone cares if you are crippled
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Is that all y’all know is monkey,monkey,monkey…Ya momma’s i know a lot of word to describe y’all Cracker,Clear people, pink people, no pigment having,redneck,pecker wood,wannabes,the list go’s on and on. If we are monkey’s what are y’all? I know dogs, after all that’s what you smell like when wet.
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You are just mad that someone is making jokes on white people you shoulod just keep your mouth shut and get off the internet
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Youre just mad because black people are superior in everything compared to the White race why can’t white people spell clan correctly
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Where in the fuck do you get your information!? Hell Africa is the richest continent on earth. Its got diamonds, gold, oil, platinum, silver AND IT TOOK THE WHITE MAN TO GET THIS VALUABLE SHIT OUT OF THE GROUND! The fucking niggers were digging for this shit with spoons!
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niggersucks,
your a paleface,pink pig skin fuck.
your just mad god gave all those preious stones to us you fuck.my people was kicking those dimonds around freely because god gave them to US.i konw that it hurts to know god only gave you fucks cat rats and pigs.
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Stop all this racists shit u white WHores
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I love how you people have more black people jokes then white ones you racits F**KS !
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and uuwhiter than sht i put u next to a white wall and you’ll blen in u bitch go jump in a lake u pussy wussyand cum to bed-stuy and say nigger
watch wat happens to u
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hey im black and im not dark as shit. if your so fukin racist why don’t you go and find a kkk group. i’d love for u to say that dumb ass remark to my face. i mean really white people are startin to go down, startin to drop out of school cause those white bitches can’t keep their dam legs closed! but us “niggas” are showin all yall white people up. know i’m not racist like u but, it’s people just like u that make black people hate white people. look most of my friends if not all of them are white, i get bitched at from every body white and black people. black people cause i’m too light, and white people cause i’m too tan!
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Racist White Jokes
@whites are crackers
you so full of shit you black cunt.whites dont go with there own relations blacks do u dumb nigger.we cn tell ur black.as 4 us in our mothers basement that is not even funny.if where in basements ur up your mothers ass ya black fuck.ever seen bro town??
u dumb niggers dont realise that bro town r actually dissing you.showing u all the things niggers do..you niggers rape 4 a living and u knw it.ur the ones we see walking round with gang patches(the mongrel mob)thinking ur fucken kool but ur pathitic 4 ur age stupid nigger.the crips and the bloods,black power ect..u all suck u gang banging piece of mouldy shit.get a fucken real job instead of giving blowjobs you sick fucks…
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Racist White Jokes
If i were to start giving blowjobs as a job, your mother would lose her job and you wouldn’t be able to pay rent for you trailer.
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Hahahaha. I’m white. And that’s some funny shit! By the way the word “nigger” only shows your ignorance of culture. It’s pretty dumb of you “proud whites” to throw that word at people just because their skin is a different color. I deployed to go to war so people can keep their freedom of speach. You’re welcome. As for the jokes, the NBA one is my favorite! These are hilarious!!! Us “crackers” have been bustin the black man down for years it’s high time they put jokes about us out there.
P.s. So is your trailer a double wide? Does your mother really suck dick for a living because that would really suck if a dudes better at it and she loses her job…I’m just sayin
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Racist White Jokes
All these many years you white people have been in charge of the world that we know and look where you are compared to our short time and look at the mess it is in.You have to use racism to stay ahead.Your new President is going to finish the fuck up your people started and complete the fuck up to destruction. And they said education would make a better world, Ha wait two years, you’ll see.
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Hey fuck off you stupid Cabrone. its pretty easy to say that about blacks when ur little punk white ass is sitting at ur house typing on the computer. i guanteree you if you were around a black in person you wouldnt be saying this shit cuz he’d FUCK YOU UP. ur probly some midget fuck who can’t get none so u take it out on blacks. If i were there id’e fuck you up myselft PUTO.
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Hey “Black is Sewage”, You’d better shut ur fucken mouth. So it’s right For U to talk shit about blacks but not if blacks say shit about ur hotto ass. Just shut up Cabrone and stop being a fuckin HIPCRIT. It’s only the color of your skin. Theres no need to fight about it fuckface
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Wow man you are an iggnorant fucking loser. When was the last time a Beaner got what they wanted without stealing it?…. oh thats right never! stop dissin whites just because we wont let you over the border. get your green card legally this time asshole
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dude fuck you. mexicans work harder than ur white ass. and besides fuckhead the spanish owned america before your fucking ass so SHUT THE FUCK UP. if u actually believe in what “Black Sewage is saying than ur a fucking asshole.
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what is it with u racist bitches. im mexican so what. I like all races , white, black, asian. i have family who r made up of different races. so if you think that whites are superior to everyone else than fuck you asshole. If you really belive in what ur saying than i tell you what; go to your school and tell everyone you know and don’t know and then we will see what happens BITCH
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White trash
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You kno how it goes
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i just want to say that what you and everyone else is doing on here is wrong. first off if u were to really sit back and look at the world u would know that you can get hurt by any race.everyone is created equally under the eyes of god. i really wish you the best in life and i hope you learn that life shouldnt be looked at through color . the correct term would be african american and not the other word that you constantly use. respect comes along way. also i really want u to just try not to be so mean and hateful about other ethnicities. i wish u well in life
peace and love
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Racist White Jokes
Fuck u, u Fucking White Cowards. There’s African Americans in the Marine Corps, Navy and all the other branches, and u can’t even respect them?
What the fuck r u going to do with ur guyzez lives since ur to coward to fight for ur freedom.
U watch African Americans, Mexicans, Indians, and Asians die trying to protect ur asses and u can’t even show them the Common Curtesy and respect that they deserve.
U all are very fucking ignorant fucks that deserve nothing but being baried in the ground.
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Racist White Jokes
im white and to be honest i think all this shit is stupid black people go on this web page to have a laugh at some white jokes and white people go on black jokes for a laugh and this web page has become just RASIST and theres no point everyone hates each other and they havent even meet we shouldnt hate people because of the colour of there skin we are all humans god made us who we are and i didnt ask to be white i just am and i shouldent be ashamed of it this is the truth and you can chose to disagree but in the end you dont understand it at all and you cant accept the truth stop the rasist shit and get on with your life and be proud for who you are…
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Racist White Jokes
@whites are crackers
was that suppose 2 be funny?see everything u niggers say about us is lame and not true.us living in trailers?bullshit u apes live in dumps or the zoo fukn monkeys.
how come you niggers have huge lips?lol
cn u answer that?
ur kind r very ugly people…….
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listen u whie craka yo bitchass ain’t got nuthin on black peoplle we’ll woop yall white asses come get sum!!!
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I can fucking guarantee you won’t do shit unless you have all your worthless nigger friends there to jump in when you get your ass beat. Niggers are all fucking pussy’s until there “goons” are there. So fuck off, greasy nigger bitch.
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fuck you black ass . the thing you black guys and a bench is that a bench can support a family of 4 .
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i think u should go back to school u fuckin whiteass retard and work on your grammer punkass
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fuck yall pussy ass crackas come get some we live betta than yall
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I take shits worth more than any nigger, take your greasy ass back to Africa.
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@ KALA BITCH I NEVA BEEN 2 AFRICA AND IM PRETTY SURE NONE OF THE BLACK PEOPLE ON HERE HAVE EITHER. DO US A FAVOR AND TELL US HOW WE GNE GO BACK 2 A COUNTRY WE NEVA BEEN 2, IF THATS THE CASE HOE TAKE YO ASS BACK 2 ENGLAND. YALL WHITE FOLKS READ THIS AND READ IT GUD U FUCKIN HILLBILLIES. IF YALL GNE B MAD AT ANY RACE B MAD AT UR OWN, YALL WANNA BRING UP STATISTICS AND FACTS ON BLACKS BUT LETS BRINGS THIS UP.
FACT 1:YALL STOLE THE LAND FROM NATIVE AMERICANS(FUCKIN THEIVES, SOUND FAMILIAR U RACIST FUCKS)
FACT 2:YALL STARTED SMALL POX(YALL INFECTION SPREADN MUTHAFUCKAS)
FACT 3:YALL STOLE US NIGGERS FROM OUR LAND BUT WNNA GET MAD CAUSE OF THE SHIT WE DO(UMM YALL FUCKN ASSES SHOULDNA STOLE US 4RM OUR LAND, THAN AGAIN I CALL YALL THEIVES)
FACT 4: YALL NOT ORIGANALLY FROM AMERICA(SO GO BACK 2 YALL FUCKIN COUNTRY BASTARDS, HOW THE FUCK YALL GNE TELL US 2 LEAVE A COUNRTY THAT AINT EVEN YALLS)
FACT 5:BLACKS INVENTED MOST OF WAT U USE EVERYDAY(HMMM THERE MUST B SOME SMART NIGGERS N THE WORLD.SIDENOTE: STILL LAUGHIN OUT LOUD AT THE FACT YALL STILL USE THE WORD NIGGER HA HA.)
FACT 6:EVERY MOTHAFUCKN RACE STEAL, RAPE, KILL, AND ON WELFARE WIT THE EXCEPTION OF THE CHINESE(OPEN YALL FUCKIN BLOOD SHOT DRUNKEN ASS EYES AND C THAT SHIT)
AND LAST BUT NOT LEASE
FACT 7: OUR PRESIDENT IS BLACK(HAA THE FUCKIN HAAA)
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Racist White Jokes
I like you redneck hater.your know your shit like me
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haha black people smell funy, mexicans are illegal, white people are rednacks! get the fuck over it
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for every white racist asshole on this page.
There are African Americans over seas fighting for all of you and yet u still give them shit about being dark skin or looking funny.
All of you White Racists duechbags on this page are probably to PUSSY to join the Military so u make fun of the African Americans who are in it fighting for your fucking freedom.
Stop calling them all these fucking names, because u can’t back it up.
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Racist White Jokes
MARINE CORPS baby SEMPER FI
“For every white racist asshole on this page”.
There are AFRICAN AMERICANS over seas fighting and dying for all of you and yet u still give them shit about being dark skin or looking funny.
All of you White Racists duechbags on this page are probably to PUSSY to join the Military so u make fun of the African Americans who are in it fighting for your fucking freedom.
Stop calling them all these fucking names, because u can’t back it up. It’s Fucking Ridiculous.
FUCK ALL THESE PEOPLE
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1. NIGGER HATER
2. KALA
3. BLACK IS SEWAGE
4. FAT MIKE
and any other racist people.
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Racist White Jokes
Hi im Ally.
Im black n asian.
Im not ugly xD.
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I hear that… im hispanic and white…
i don tthink ive ever heard anyone call me ugly except people who wish they were in my shoes. but the more fans the merrier. y sabes, its not worth getting mad over the shit people say. live life, no matter what color you are…
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Shut the fuk up ! im a nigga n if i saw u in person i wuld str8 up murder u!!!!!! 4real dnt get mad cuz blacks r sexxi n whites r ugly lil punk bitchez so watch ya self cracker !!!! stupid bitch!
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@nunna
nigger fuck up.u dont live better than us.black bitch.yall live in cardboard boxs.y u here?cnt take jokes coz u knw were right.r u proud to be dogshit lol..go fuck ur dad dirty black nigger
white appraciate it kkk own yall!!
what do you call nunna? a black bitch trying 2 fit in,but shes 2 fat hahaha.go fuck ur self nigrozz
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fuck yo kkk. kkk r jus ignorant pricks that cant adapt to the world. white people brough us here. stop your bitchin. blame your ancestors.
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Wow. It’s idiots like you that make me embarrassed to be white. And I’m pretty sure black people live in……wait….oh shit! There’s one in the whitehouse!!! For real! Oh shit black people are allowed to go to college and share water fountains with us!!?! They can even sit in the front of the bus!!! WTF!?
It’s 2010 you dumbass. By the way, white men helped give the Africans their freedom…that in itself should how you being a racist prick doesn’t contribute anything to society but more problems. Thanks for that
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Racist White Jokes
I’m not from your country but who is running the country? a Muslim in disguise, your fucked. the Chinese own it. And you all are suppose to be so smart. ha ha ha
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LMAO, I love the NBA joke. All races have their stereotypes and dumb shit they do, all you can do is sit back and laugh or your gonna have a brain aneurysm.
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I like white jokes and i like black jokes, if its funny its funny…im not anti-white im just PRO-BLACK ha ha a lil joke. IF niggers suck so much and are stupid how do we make hit records, billion dollar movies you even voted a nigger president and thats just today. a Nigger improved farm agriculture (whites just wanted cotton).A nigger invented the traffic light so your dumbass knows when to stop and go.a Nigger invented the spark plug one of the most important mechanisms needed to start your car today , the list goes on n im just saying you dont like white or black jokes DONT FUCKING READ THEM
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Racist White Jokes
Hit records, that only other dumb nigger’s listen to.
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Kala you probably look like you avatar, all pink in the face fat and ugly like your ugly heart which shows up in your comments. Sense Nigger means ignorant, all your posts shows how much like a nigger you are.
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u probably weigh over 200 pounds and is the shortest most unpopular ugly pig in your school huh. ur probably eating something right now huh?
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isn’t that right kala
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I hate how people keep on saying “Oh, well we have a black president, sooo yeah, we must be better!” No. He’s HALF black.
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haha and he’s doing a shitty job too! haha
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Wellll half shitty if you know what I mean
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IS WONDERIN Y ALL THIS NEGATIVE SHIT IS BEING SAID ABOUT THE PRESIDENT AND HE IS DOIN A WAY BETTER JOB THAT DUMBASS GEORGE BUSH. iF YALL DNT REMEBER BUSH GOT US N THE SITUATIONS WE WERE N. NOW THATS THE DEFINITION OF A REDNECK A DUMB CRACKER THAT CNT READ, THAT LOVES 2 GO DUCK HUNTIN AND SHOOTS HIS FRIEND N THE FACE, AND O YEA LOVES 2 CHOKE ON PRETZLES, THAT SHIT SHOULDA KILLED HIS DUMBASS, NOW THATS WAT U CALL A REDNECK NIGGER HA HAA
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Racist White Jokes
im mexican
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does it really matter if your black or white cuz we all HUMAN, besides the only perfect color is brown- mexican
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Fuck spick’s.
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There is something serious wrong with you Kala, must be too much inbreeding.
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damn straight shes a inbreader. “
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i almost forgot to mention, i hate hearing u crackers call black ppl shit skin, here is the truth you white ppl are shit skin too you guys are BIRD shit skin SO WHAT NOW
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That was stupid. Nigger’s are just jealous that not only do they look like shit they smell like it too.
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I guess all white people who flock to beaches and lay in the sun must want to be like shit too, they call it tanning. I guess you won’t be getting a tan any more Eh! you stupid Nigger. i.e ignorant person.
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but your white women love the smell of shit because they are all over us
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You racist are the most ignorant people on this Earth. You say blacks are stupid. You can’t be stupid and be able to hold a position in the government. You say blacks should go back to Africa. Don’t blame them, blame our stupid ass ancestors that enslaved them in the first place. You say black people are shit skins. What a horrible stereotype. People have different skin colors. There are some Black people that actually do have white skin, and vice versa. The stereotypes about Blacks really are clique and need to be stopped. Everybody in the world is equal. Just because they have different skin colors doesn’t mean that they are the scum of the Earth, because if that was true, all of the world’s population would be scum because nobody in the world has the exact same pigmentation in their skin. So basically when you segregate “colored” people, you should segregate yourselves also, because WHITE is a color.
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Racist White Jokes
I’d rather have bird shit skin rather than dog shit skin and elephant shit skin. You fucking name the animal, its most likely gonna have brown shit. And you ever heard of a fucking tan dumbass?
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now back to you niggerhater,you all love to call us dumb.but you have to understand this is not our native tougue.our speech is different from yours.were not going to talk in this language as well as you.but i can tell you you know we’re not dumb.if your so smart than you should know the first brian surgeon was a black man.you could not be dumb and do that.and for all you racist bastards this is what nigga means to us never ignorant getting goals accomplished.
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Racist White Jokes
Not once have I called any black guy dumb, where’s your fucking logic at
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heres my fuckin logic niggerhater.yall the only ones in the world with them colored eyes that color hair no skin pigmention,paleface man where the hell did yall come from some lab or something lol.
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I could easily say the same thing about you, you guys most likely came from a lab because you guys are the ones with only one hair color, one hair style, same eye color. Almost everything. You guys look like fucking clones.
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That’s exactly why I said everybody has different skin colors, dipshit
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worthless greasy niggers can’t complete a sentence without mentioning “muh dick” Niggers are completely useless.
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XD
Thats not wat yo bitch said
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Ok seriously guys. QUIT BITCHING BEHIND A SCREEN. I hope you all can get along in the end. Except Kara. Fuck Kara. She’s a bitch. Or he’s a bastard. Whichever it is, fuck you.
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Hi im Ally.
m black n asian.
I think all the jokes ***about white n black***
are so funny ^.^
and its not true tht all black people are ugly =P
n we r not monkeys…
anyways just wnted to say tht.
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First I have 2 things to say, the “Ally” Person is random and second go to MWRCheats.tk
Now..what I came to say is Kala is a bird turd, and also New Jersey is Awsomesauce!! If you don’t live in New Jersey well then..MOVE THERE!! actually im lying New Jersey sucks the people suck the weather sucks the weather is bipolar maybe..everything sucks here I want people to come to have a bad time, Hope it worked!
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Dude all people stink, not just Black people. You are using stereotypes in your jokes. That’s just like saying all Muslims blow up shit, when you know damn well thats not what happens. That is what makes racism so stupid, it’s based off of ignorant stereotypes. I understand some jokes on other races are funny, we all have a sense of humor, but don’t take it to a degree that it is just outright rude and ignorant.
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OMG..We straight doin’ ya mom! although she is fake and gay shes the awsumest mum EVAR!
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Im not rascist, my friends are every race…but do like a good rascist joke…I think…
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fuck u all MS 13 bitchs
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aryan nation fuckface
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if u think treating other races that way u aryan nation fuck than ur just gay
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why do all you white people hate us.you brought us over here.we didnt ask to be here.hell yall wasnt ask to be here.yall call us lazy,but yall needed us to build this country for yall.why didnt yall,always like to work ass build this motherfucker yall self.the black and white jokes are kinda funny but when yall start talking about our babies and who gives a fuck about people dying you’re going to meet your maker one day.and may god have mercy on you.because you know what.i bleed red to.
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I think white girl and Noahj had the best comments all though they were not joking they are by far the most intelligent and insightful so far. In reality the joke is on us all it’s called deception! The art of war is deception,deceive the enemy and half the battle is already won(Sun Tzu)Does anyone know where political correctness stemmed from? Russia and the Muslims and they have been using it to defeat all the nations through being tolerant and -coexisting while using all different religions and importing aliens into all of Europe and America.Tolerance means=being to lazy and apathetic to defend your country and it’s principles and also equals stupidity. Co-existence and Political correctness means+not being able to define the enemy and being forced to let the enemy into your country and kill you and your loved ones.Political correctness and the delusion that is caste over a country are one and the same for abandoning God.If a country’s sentries are not in Christ they stand to guard the gates in vain. The communist theoreticians said that they would commit to a hundred year march through the institutions of religion culture and academia and they would take America over with out firing a shot and once we are totally deceived then we will be destroyed. Illuminati one world government the beast is real. Laugh or mock if you want but the joke will be on you! Here is a joke for you. Atheism is a non prophet religion. Muslims and the inner core of the catholic church both worship Allah or Baal. The face of Satan is on his left side the sun masculine principle and on the left is the moon and feminine principle. Yes the goal of the communist,globalist’s Muslims, and atheist is to kill all the Christian’s and Jews!Yes Like Noanj said the Muslims and Communist have already won the war. Most American’s have been so dumbed down they can only see the enemy if its in front of them. When does war start.War starts with deception long before the bombs start falling! America now speaks 5 different languages and people are not even aware of it. America speaks Spanish, Arabic, Globalism,communism and fascism. Has anyone ever laughed at a fool or a criminal that did something so stupid like drink gasoline because he thought he would get high because he thought it contained alcohol and then he threw up on the campfire and burned to death ! Hummm Of course we all have, that shit is funny! God says you will perish for lack of wisdom and he will also laugh as you are dying.But there is a consuming fire coming for us all.Be not deceived! The story of Ishmael and Isaac predicted this third world war. Be fair and read it from the Christian and Koran point of view and use your reason.YOU KNOW A PERSON BY THEIR FRUITS study those you idolize and be sure you are not only violating the first commandment but that you know the fruits of those that you follow those without reason and intelligence will not be spared.America is finished and so is the global economy millions starving and people out of work and war is no joke its here and will get worse. I have never been wrong about the future. Anyone that knows me can attest to that! Gather ye up wisdom and be ye not deceived or the joke is on all of you. God bless us all to know the right path, everyday is a war and it will continue. Reach out to yourselves and your brethren. We all need help for what is and is coming. I’m Just a man no better than anyone, for no one is good, but God!
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This is what you mean.
I think white girl and Noah had the best comments all though they were not joking they are by far the most intelligent and insightful so far. In reality the joke is on us all its called deception! The art of war is deception, deceive the enemy and half the battle is already won (Sun Tzu) Does anyone know where political correctness stemmed from? Russia and the Muslims and they have been using it to defeat all the nations through being tolerant and -coexisting while using all different religions and importing aliens into all of Europe and America. Tolerance means=being to lazy and apathetic to defend your country and its principles and also equals stupidity. Co-existence and Political correctness means not being able to define the enemy and being forced to let the enemy into your country and kill you and your loved ones. Political correctness and the delusion that is caste over a country are one and the same for abandoning God. If a country’s sentries are not in Christ they stand to guard the gates in vain. The communist theoreticians said that they would commit to a hundred year march through the institutions of religion culture and academia and they would take America over with out firing a shot and once we are totally deceived then we will be destroyed. Illuminati one world government the beast is real. Laugh or mock if you want but the joke will be on you! Here is a joke for you. Atheism is a non prophet religion. Muslims and the inner core of the Catholic Church both worship Allah or Baal. The face of Satan is on his left side the sun masculine principle and on the left is the moon and feminine principle. Yes the goal of the communist, globalist’s Muslims, and atheist is to kill all the Christian’s and Jews! Yes like Nona said the Muslims and Communist have already won the war. Most American’s have been so dumped down they can only see the enemy if its in front of them. When does war start. War starts with deception long before the bombs start falling! America now speaks 5 different languages and people are not even aware of it. America speaks Spanish, Arabic, Globalism, communism and fascism. Has anyone ever laughed at a fool or a criminal that did something so stupid like drink gasoline because he thought he would get high because he thought it contained alcohol and then he threw up on the campfire and burned to death! Hamm Of course we all have, that shit is funny! God says you will perish for lack of wisdom and he will also laugh as you are dying. But there is a consuming fire coming for us all. Be not deceived! The story of Ishmael and Isaac predicted this third world war. Be fair and read it from the Christian and Koran point of view and use your reason. YOU KNOW A PERSON BY THEIR FRUITS study those you idolize and be sure you are not only violating the first commandment but that you know the fruits of those that you follow those without reason and intelligence will not be spared. America is finished and so is the global economy millions starving and people out of work and war is no joke its here and will get worse. I have never been wrong about the future. Anyone that knows me can attest to that! Gather ye up wisdom and be ye not deceived or the joke is on all of you. God bless us all to know the right path, everyday is a war and it will continue. Reach out to yourselves and your brethren. We all need help for what is and is coming. I’m Just a man no better than anyone, for no one is good, but God!
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has nothing to say.
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Dude you are all stupid fucks. in every one of those comments there was either a spelling error or a grammatical error. You all dis eachother for being stupid fucking retards but you’re all too stupid to spell check your own shit. You dumb fucks grow up. Who the fuck cares what color we all are, don’t we all breathe the same fucking air? isn’t the color of our blood red? Who the fuck gives a shit what color someone is. African Americans and Caucasian Americans are still fucking AMERICANS!
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Fuck you ass whole and go fuck your mama you fucking dick head. Blow me to you fucking retard!!!
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what the fuck im only 13 i mean im a very light skin girl and i dont look like fuckin shit u dumb white fucks im not rasits but this is the kinda thing tat fuckin pissis meh of i mean dudes im not poor nor ugly and dont look like shit or smell like it either wow oh and plus im puerto rican and black so all yall white ass rasict macaroni lookin mudda fuckas go fuck yall saggy titted momma since no other girl wants or guy ps.lol in real life i talk like a white person peace out puto’s love da joke
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So you’re 13 and talking like this? That just shows how messed of your family must be.
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why do whit people smell like wet dogs?
Because they sleep with them.
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why do whit people smell like wet dogs?
Because they sleep with them!!
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PRINCE JOKER CRACKERS DO SMELL LIKE A FUKIN DOG WHEN THEY GET WET, WHY IN THE FUCK IS THAT CAN ANY OF YOU CRACKERS EXPLAINE THIS?
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hey kaily u are MUDA FUCKER I SPEAK MORE ENGLISH THAN YO
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