Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
Racist White Joke 5
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
Racist White Joke 6
What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Racist White Joke 7
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
Racist White Joke 8
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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2114 responses to Racist White Jokes
yo ya’ll just chill aight cause everyone has jokes against em and if you’re takin em seriously well then you’re kinda sayin they’re true so chill
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I’m pasty white and I laughed my ass off at these white jokes, as harsh as they may be.
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Bitch go fuck your self cuz they are true. white people are dummerer then fuck!!!
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dummerer is not a word
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Thank you Racist Jokes! I was terribly depressed today and I looked here. I am pretty happy now!
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i love dem jokes up there can use some on alot of fuckers
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man its about time someone made a list of racist white jokes insted of dem niggas makin fools of demselves
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damn man
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Shutup crack head!!!
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We don’t care about the facts about black people thats what they did why do u even care.I don’t and im pretty sure who ever made this account don’t either we not the one that is locked up.
I understand why white people would be offended I was when I saw a Black jokes.But everybody here need to make peace us going back and fourth is not going to solve anything even being on the internet so just stop.
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Racist White Jokes
acually yall are the one that is locked up.. thats why there is a brotherhood in prison..
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damn straight kala’s an inbrid
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you guys need to stop going back and fourth we on the damn internet get a fucking life.If whites are offended why even googling this and look at it this page thats some dumb shit it seem like you guys dont have a damn since of humor google your ass to black jokes and then comment some shit. Black peoplesmart enough not to go on.Why do you call black people niggers wow thats the best yall dumb shit got because white people list goes on.White people talk they shit online to because they know they woundt say it in real life because a black person would fuck you guys up its not like a black person is going into the computer screen and kill you so kiss my black ass you peace of shit.
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black people dont have a computer
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you white people are getting dumber and dumber how are we on the computer talking about your honkie ass if we dont have a computer.
i know your going to say we stoled it so let me tell you that blacks are petty thiefts,but you white motherfuckers are big time thiefts.yall try and turn the tables so people wont see what and how much you motherfuckers steal.we’re nothing compared to what yall steal,yall steal peoples fortunes
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Yur a fucking dumbass…honestly go fuck urself. It was obviously a fuckin joke…but ur ass took it so god damn seriously HAHAHAHHA GOD ur an idiot.
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You people are retardslol.you people always want us to not take things so serious.are you hearing the things on this site.you got to be kidding me.im going to keep it real,because thats what i always do.
the things that have been said about my beautiful black people is so hurtful,now some people might take that and run with it.but im here to take up for my people.when these jokes start to hurt,i start hurting.point blank
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ur mom is an idiot hahaha
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u sound fucking reatared im black with a damn computer…..
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cracker killa i hate whites mexican but i love blacks guess wat cracker yall gonna be our slaves next in how yall gonna liye it when we hangg yall frm trese and wip yall pick cotton craker
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YES IM RACIST BUT I WOPP WHITE BITCHES ASSES IMA NIGGA IN PROUD OF IT CRACKER KILLA BITCHES OH BLACK PPL STAY BEUTIFUL LUV YALL OH KEEP IT REAL WOPP CRACKERS ASSES PEACE BITCHES
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wow guys just calm down… two things, one, learn to spell… 2, the jokes dont matter!! they are just JOKES!!! im white and i like white jokes as much as black and mexican jokes. Just chill people!
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i like this we all have jokes against every race and relgion the way it should be so no one gets left out and i like these jokes because there funny i dont care who there directed to they lift are spirits when were down
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haha yall crackers get soggy hahaha fuck u fuck white boys go hump a dog or a goat fuckas
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Q: what is diffrent between a nigger and dog shit?
A: dog shit turns white and stops stinking niggers dont!
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fuck niggers
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what’s the difference between a white faggot and white sheets?
NOTHING you can yous them as you please
fuck whites.
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aight chop time bitches all yall need toshut the fuck up sick of racist ass white people tryin to talk shit please dont fuckwith me bitches ill have yall shit on lock andill comefor yall in sec bitches yeah i kno adresses and my niggas what is yall doin they is just jokes which i dont give a fuck about but i wont be havin white people sayin nigga nigger negro ornun dat shit so shut that shit up please cuz imcalm till i have to deliver an ass whoopin sowhen yall want to box tthen say nigga again bitches
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yea lets box wow! nigga you dont box you go at it like a reall nigga we get down so dirty in da south nigga wats good! fuck wit it~ mont boi! ima clermont cracka killa!
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yeah i feel yah my nigga
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These werent too bad and im white. I would just like to see more white jokes that dont have to do with hicks. But i guess thats the biggest weakness of our race. God damm you George W Bush.
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listen 2 ur selfs this shit is mad dumb this is how i c it some white people did u hear some white people r so fucking ignorant they have 2 call blacks niggers and dwell on the past and all that shit i think that people really shouldn’t get mad over jokes at all its all in good fun but some of u guys have 2 ruin shit and some blacks make a such big deal out of nothing so just get the fuck over it guys holy shit
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fuck i hate these bitches saying these jokes are so racist. Fuck you homos so much jokes on asian and black people and like 20 jokes about whites and you say its racists. well you guys are fucking stuck up pricks all of you white basturds are problem childs that need to get da fuck out. you guys and your pale ass tight as a dot. go have your little girly pussy cry too your old fucking bitchy ugly slutty mums dipshit go on sum street and fuck anyone you see ugly bitches
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by the way fuck you gay white people shame! a black man took over a white president cry to you mums
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you fucking white people are wiggers! wegros! white ass! go eat your fucking fried crackers and cheese and btw kfc is delicious fuck you
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What do you call a bunch of uneducated black people?
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NIGGERS.
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Me and my brother here thought that these jokes made by black people were very funny! Its true we are incest, and ya’ll are just jelous cuz ya’ll to damn ugly to want eachother. And by the way I shit one of yo babies tha other day. it was a fuckin tird. a black greasaly tird. And you mugs can claim Obama, he aint done shit any damn ways. just another black fuckup. another black spot on the Gotdamn map.
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ANd by the way you ignorant Nig nig, Obama is half WHITE!!!!! stop tryin to act like he is all black, no better yet, keep claiming him, such trash can not be claimed by the whites! KKK! POWER!!
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STFUP dumbass if you saw someone brown you would probally call them black or mexican.NOT HALF WHITE and btw this society is the way it is because of white not because of Obama.
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