Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
Racist White Joke 5
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Racist White Joke 7
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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I agree with most people on here, I’m a White Brit and I think their funny as fuck! I mean, why get offended, we all make jokes, and it’s the people that get offended that male the jokes racist! If taken for what they are, just jokes, we’d all live a lot happier. Don’t give people the power of being racist just laugh smile and strip them of their need to make people unhappy or angry.
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Duh, thats why white jokes aren’t as funny they just suck it up.
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What do you call a nigger in a tree with 5 monkeys? BRANCH MANAGER! NIGGER!
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Alrite damn
yhuu not even funny
yhuu wastin yhuur damn time
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Difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road is skid marks leading up to the dog!
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Difference between a bucket of shit and a nigger is the BUCKET!
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DAVID ALAN COE ROCKS! NIGGERS!
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HOW DO YOU STARVE A NIGGER??? HIDE THEIR FOOD STAMPS IN THEIR WORK BOOTS! NIGGERS!
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these are funny… now i have ammo when my friends go at it…. racism is silly every race has flaws no one should feel above another person….thats why i can joke with my white friends…
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YOU RACIST FUCK WHEN IF FIND U CRACKER IM GONNA PUT YOU IN SOME SOUP BITCH HOW YOU LIKE NIGGERS NOW BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wow really trenticus? sound like you have either no self respect or you are honestly a genuinly self concious person. hmn… i sense some growing up needed.
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A parrot own by a black man for years out lived his owner. The parrot was adopted by a white couple from an animal shelter. They have a beautiful little girl they gave the parrot to on her birthday. She walks up to the parrot and say, “do you want a cracker?” The parrot immediately says, “No I don’t want you bitch!!! -rrrk” then, “I can’t stand you honky motherfuckers!!! -rrrk” also “You crackers denied me of my health benefits after 20 years on that got dame job!!!-rrrk” finally “I hope you crackers burn in hell!!!-rrrk”
The white couple returns the parrot to the shelter and said, “Please give this parrot to a black family where it belongs.”
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Racist White Jokes
What does spoiled milk and whites have in common. They both smell the same!!!
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Its funny how white people can’t take racism very well yet are the most racist people on the planet…
The only good joke i have seen so far involved inbreeding its funny because those sick white bastards inbreeded for centuries.
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amen
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You are under arrest for violating us state territory rule no 56472
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no….we’ve been breeding w/ur people over the centuries..why do you think so many blacks are light skinned?
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well jaco thats because we started breeding with native americans and hispanics mostly. also because north america has a cooler climate than africa. diffrent climates cause your skin react to better protect your body….but i have no problem interbreeding with whites. i know that not all white people are racist. but the ones who are give you guys a bad image. but at the same time we have prejudice black people. but the question there is, who or what made them that way?
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lol hilarious jokes im white and find these jokes funny but the nigger jokes have more hilarity to them the white jokes being funny are just not as well thought up as the nigger ones i dont mind being called a cracker because its true my ancestors did hold the whip and beat the slaves but those lazy niggers should have been working harder you know? anyways white power fuck you niggers come talk to me when you have better jokes
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fuck you cracker. i hope you die!! i hate white people and the world would be a better place without them. why don’t you just die an d decrease the surplus population. fucking cracker. go back to the trailer park you trailer trash.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER GO FIND SOME FOOD STAMPS
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haha its funny how you guys just sit your lazy asses on the computer all day trying to look for ways to hurt people that arent white haha its true, being white is bad enough
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yea uhh…good testimony watever..but…i didnt laugh, and the reason white ppl got better jokes becuz they had a big ass donkey dick up they ass for so long, i mean when u been crackin jokes for so long, u kinda get good
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lol, have you looked around lately? white power is diminishing smartness…XD
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these jokes are shite. I can take a laugh at my race, im white, but these jokes arent funny, most of them are black jokes reversed. Make some funnier white jokes or irish jokes as im irish der funi lol
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What do white women and butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
*spread- open legs
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NEXT TIME U CALL SOMEONE THE N WORD THINK ABOUT IT NEXT TIME U GO OUT AND GET A TAN.(DARKEN THERE SKIN)…THINK ABOUT NEXT TIME U TURN THAT RAP STATION ON …THINK ABOUT IT HARD CAUSE RACIST MIX ALL THE TIME U ARE NOT WHAT YOUR PARENTS TELL U WE ARE WE ALL MIXED NOW….
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i like you willow. you got guts
all those things are soooooo true.
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they r good joke but white people are wiggers
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Niggers.
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Bite the curb.
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You kno..whites say that they are superior and stuff… but if u look at it, we dominate every sport( cept for winter sports)… like chris rock said, we they make a heated hockey rink..we gone take that shit to, i mean honestly readin all these comments…is bettter then the website, yall keep postin shit, im over hea crackin up and shit
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oh and nowa days…most white ppl wanna be black ( had to imput that)
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fuck niggers white people over rule any day the only reason niggers are better at sports is because white people dont gata practice running from the cops and we dont gata jump while we spend all our days in a jail yard dumb shits!!! fuck niggers, fuck spicks, fuck gooks, fuck arabs, fuck fags!!! WHITE POWER BITCHES!!!! INTER RACE SEX SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BITE THE CURB YOU DUMB NIGGERS!!!!!!!!
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Racist White Jokes
oh yea and once again WHITE POWER!!!!
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Wow to all the white people on here talking shit. I’m white and you fucks that talk bad about the other races your the reason no one likes fuckin white and all you dumb bitches just need to stfu none of us are better than another in fact if anything white people are the worst out of them all
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Im black in i love the fact that people call me a nigger my ant sisters loved picking cotton it was a good work out i wish all black people where in slavery again so we can kiss the white mother fuckerz asses because the cant do anything but conplain in want us to wipe there asses for them when they take a dump in other crap i love the fact that white ppl compare crap too are skin color if you hate black ppl so mutch why did you bring us over here in the first place plz tell me why there so many white people out there that are racist i dont ever wont too be a white person i just wont too die all white people should just move there ugly asses to there on town in fuck there own cousin’s in unkles trialer trash motherfuckers my cousin has aidz he is sleeping with alot of white ppl so that there ugly asses will get them hahahahahhahahh
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Racist White Jokes
please go back to school
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yea thank you go back to school and learn how to fucking talk you fucking dumb nigger hahah white people are better we arnt greasy ass mother fuckers who look like fucking dirty ass bitches ……. and as for the white dude who wishes he was black …. fuck you you race trading peice of shit you should be ashamed of yourself you fucking race trader!!! WHITE POWER!!!
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Wtf guys?, this has got to be the biggest display of idiocy i have ever encountered on the internet, besides code pink and wbc, this website has brewed some uneducated trash from both caucasion and african american groups alike. All of you should be ashamed of yourselves. I wish i had your home adresses so i could come bitch slap you. GROW UP!
PS, Golf isnt a sport…
PSS, I’m white
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Im super white and I think racist jokes are hilarious xD
I just can’t seem to find really funny white ones?
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what do u call 50 niggers buried neck high????????
afro turf
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what do you call 100 white breadschicken shits buried neck high???????
a cotton field.
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