Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
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What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
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Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
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What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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whats the most confusing day in harlem??????????????
fathers day
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whats the most confusing day in a white community?
mothers day.lolol
you know you fucks cant keep your kids for shit.
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These jokes are still lame and you even copied some of the same jokes unto this thread what a indolent smuck.Oh ok anyway I’m going to add all my white jokes to this thread as well because frankly their WAY better than yours and more offensive too! Which is how it should be even if that sounds messed up. I hope you guys laugh at atleast 1 even if ur white. I have to admit the 1st 2 were pretty funny though that this person had put up .
Why do white women and white men walk around hostile all the time? If you had a penis that was the size of a penny or a butt that was as flat as one you’d be infuriated too!
Why do white ppl hate blacks so much but use us to do all their work? Because even they know their lazy good for nothing incompetent weak and don’t trust their own.
Whats so bad about being white? Nothing they’ve stomped on everyone else to get to the top.
Why do whites fear interacial love? Their affraid if a white person mates with a black that the kid will actually turn out cool and be attractive.
Why are whites the only race that are not considered minorities when theirs few of them compared to every other race?Because lameness is a MAJOR epidemic in the white race.
What did one white dancer say to the black dancer? Nothing white people don’t have any soul or rhythm! DUH!
What are white people the best at? Stealing they stole land from the native americans stole africans from africa stole alot of black music but yet they call blacks theives what hypocrites!
What do you tell a cracker that tells you to go back to you’re country? Atleast I have a country to go back to most of you white trash scumbags are stretched all over Europe!
Why can’t you ask a white person for their racial background? Because most of them are mutts who are mixed with everything from irish to german by the time they finish elaborating you’ll be dead.
One ignorant honkey says to a black woman “Ur a monkey and a nigger.stupid colored trash” The black says “Honkey you change more colors than a rainbow but call me colored! Monkey and nigger? Cracker you’re the only monkey and nigger I see”
One stupid arrogant no good trashy illmannered uncouth white says to a black person “Go back to ur country.” The black person says “What country is that?” “Africa!” The more educated black says “Africa is a continent you stupid cracker! and this country isn’t the whites anyway so you’re just a wetback.”
why do white ppl constantly critique misspelled words and grammer errors? Because thats the only thing their good at!
What should every woman whose considering going with a wetback whitie do before proceeding? Go to the eye doctor you need specs to see that penis.
Why do white women love black men so much? Because even blk men r more developed than them.
Why do whites call all black ppl monkeys? Because WHITES are albino monkeys who need a constant tan.
Why do white women get lip plumpers but call black women big lipped? Because their jealouse!
Why are white ppl so hateful? Because their the same shade as cum.
Anyway enjoy I’m just kidding.
Oh and 2 whoever made this u suck at life you get a F at living.
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haha youu really didnt need to type all that. Its not lyke people even care.
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stop hating ,that stuff was funny
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go back to school and learn to spell properly you ignorant fuck!!!
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this wasnt funny at all. Seems like a black kid who is accused of being too white wrote this. GOOD JOB DUMBASS
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No, The reason we correct Grammar (it has an A instead of an E) is because you can’t spell and we don’t understand what the hell you’re saying. Just thought I’d say that.
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Alright, I guess I’ll put a black joke here. Sorry about posting in the wrong thread. Okay.
Q: What do you say when there’s a black baby in the pool?
A: “Someone crapped in the pool!”
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q.what do you say when you see a white kid floating in a pool?
A.have they arrest the parents yet.
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nick,can you understand this,you are a redneck(yes your neck gets red too even if your sitting in your 5 bedroom mansion)white bread pink pig nasty pasty clammy looking mf.
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You described me perfectly.
aww, did i ruin your insult?
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Eh?
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I got 1 more
Whats another name for a white suicide? VICTORY!
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Twat! These jokes are about as funny as the black jokes! They’re boring! What’s the point? Yawn!
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go back to school and learn to spell properly stupid fucker!
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shuttt the fuck up Candace. this is a regular convo no one needs to spell shit properly cause it aint required dumb bitch. u have no life if u are tryin to coreect ppls shit on a internet page that doesnt matter, get over it u dumb handitarded bitch.
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@Jordan. No, It’s perfectly acceptable that she’s correcting. A few of us have trouble reading things that aren’t words. I’m just a smartass.
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you people are fucking idiots haha …….. i hate colored people haha
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i hate colored people …. and jews …
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i bet every single 1 of yall are fucking crackers LMAO u white NIGGERS hahahahah
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Fuck White Niggers? Eh. I’m 13. Sorry, you can have sex with me when I’m older
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Mrh
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loooooool i have a joke, you white ppl are fucking cummy faced white man whores and whores that need lives i’d rater come from an ass than look white like an cummy skined colored whore WHITE NIGGERS.
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Your joke was forever ruined by your lack of Spelling & grammar skills. Oh yes, and your low intelligence. It might help if you knew that you couldn’t offend me. I’m white and I think the white jokes are better. I don’t like or dislike any race. Your useless swearing is just random, considering that comment should be rearranged. I just ruined your fun. Sorry.
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Nigger is a word that doesn’t properly refer to white people. None of us crackers are offended.
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Did you know that a white man (Abraham lincoln) Freed Millions of black people from a life of misery? If it weren’t for him, Slave-trading might still be going on and you’d be working on a farm. Instead of being a nice, happy person with a computer. Or freedom for that matter
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nick did you know that a whole lot of white people died with us.we were poisoning them killing whole familys.killing the men who tried to capture us.we were not just sitting around taking that shit like you think.
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I am perfectly aware of that. You seem content on humiliating yourself.
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Oh, I’ve been meaning to ask, What Do you keep real? the fact that you don’t shower?
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stick to the facts little white boy,you cant fuck with me so you talk about stupid shit.love bath and bodyworks,hope your momma do too bitch
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No, I can’t fuck with you. No matter how much you want to.
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Crackers get soggy, but so do oreos.
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fuck you nazis tht believe in hitler i’m gald hes dead he deserved it and btw this is an all race commet post, yup all exept WHITE NIGGERS!
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man u crakers gatta shut the fuck up….please so fuck u all u crakers out there
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KILL WHITE NIGGERS!
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Sounds intelligent.
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white fucking niggers must fuckin die…
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wow white ppl honestlt really do look saggy when they come out of pulls. lmao
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and dont forget if they dont shave men and women they turn into hair monsters.lol
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LOL Omg That is what i needed….. I was making white jokes about myself yesterday and i love good racist joke……. I loved the ones about white girls ….
Lol This is my favorite white joke,
I am so white i made white bread look like wheat.
I am so white, people think i am printing paper.
I am so white, I make the white house look tan.
I am so white, You could not see me in the snow.
but my favorite racist jokes are:
Whats the differnce between a Jew and a Pizza : Pizza don’t scream when you put them in oven.
Whats the best way to get black man out of a tree : Cut the rope
What does Wal mart and MJ have in common : Lil boys pants half off….. lol
and there a few others but yeah, i do not get why people get upset over them,
i mean i can not change the fact i am white, like you can not change the fact your not. Its not like i was there when there was slaves. so yeah…. i do not think its right to laugh at one racist joke about a white guy, inless you can laugh at a joke about your own race. I embrace my scottish background, like i think everyone should do that.
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yes nick fuck white nigras lol you crackers or honkies or WHITE NIGGERS hmmm let me guess younposted a comment about nigger isn’t a word for white ppl oh now i’m starting to think you’re offened oh you souldn’t be posting comments at all because remember HES WHITE!! so gtfoutta here ya White nigra
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and nick did i say i wanted to fuck you? lol i thought u white ppl didn’t know what tht was tbh. lol and yes fuck white niggers its my way of saying fuck you white ppl as an insult for my Racism.
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and FUCK WIGGERS!
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Well it seems to me that you’re offened. its ok Nick i know you’re offened now tell me. why the hell post when its just a joke ya know i was just really looking forword to see how when i post a joke comment to see how you cracker, fucks react. lol that one black joke you commented really didn’t offend me thats was pretty funny. so please don’t get mad its just a joke wtf are jokes for hurting ppl? was i trying to hurt u whites? see you find it offened it so kid please don’t hide your feelings trying to show off your intelligence on the internet if you’re trying to make ppl look like a retard, you fail. sorry buddy
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FUCK WHITES FUCK BLACKS FUCK MEXICANTS FUCK FUCK ALL RACES YEA FUCK YOU NIGGERS WHITE CRACKER WONDER BREADS FUCK YOU ALL GTFOUT AND GET A LIFE GROW UP!!!!
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Wow you get a life if you have a problem with human race fucking go kill youself if you don’t like colored ppl You meaningless waste of body please fuck off.
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fuck white nigrahas.
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Lol see nick its all a joke, you don’t see whitebreadbitch whatever his name is not complaning about other peoples comments. regardless if he or she were typing as in ways you or others not very intelligible lol unlike you,you make a lot of complaints about other peoples comments and try to make people feel dumb and emotional on the internet but i must admit that i do sometimes do that.
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WHITE NIGGER!
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And heres another simple question for you nick, if you were not offended by that joke then why Rate my comment as a dislike? hmmmmmm?
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