Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
Racist White Joke 5
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Racist White Joke 7
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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I’m just very curious because that makes no sense at all to me.
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OK WHAT THE FUCK I DONT UNDERSTAND IS WHY STUPID ASS NIGGERS WANNA TALK SHIT BUT GET ALL OFFENSIVE WHEN SOMEONE SAYS SUMTHING BOUT YOU GET THE DICK OUTTA URE ASS YOU FAGET ASS BITCHES AND GET ON WITH YOUR FUCKIN LIFE AND NOTICE HOW WHEN A WHITE PERSON TELLS A NIGGER JOKE WE CAN KEEP PEOPLE LAUGHIN UP TO 2 HRS A BLACK PERSON TELLS A WHITE JOKE AND THE LAST THING YOU SEE IS THE ROPE IN THE TREE YA GORILLA LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Racist White Jokes
OK WHAT THE FUCK I DONT UNDERSTAND IS WHY STUPID ASS NIGGERS WANNA TALK SHIT BUT GET ALL OFFENSIVE WHEN SOMEONE SAYS SUMTHING BOUT YOU GET THE DICK OUTTA URE ASS YOU FAGET ASS BITCHES AND GET ON WITH YOUR FUCKIN LIFE AND NOTICE HOW WHEN A WHITE PERSON TELLS A NIGGER JOKE WE CAN KEEP PEOPLE LAUGHIN UP TO 2 HRS A BLACK PERSON TELLS A WHITE JOKE AND THE LAST THING YOU SEE IS THE ROPE IN THE TREE YA GORILLA LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKERS!
-Stephanie says (Black girl): your a dumb bitch your sitting here getting all mad bc people are tellin jokes. the rope in the tree is unacceptable.
-Tori says (White girl): Actually, if you go out into the world, there will be a racist joke about any nationality. It’s a new world, and racism is far behind. So how about let’s move on. Stupid ass cunt nuggets !
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Racist White Jokes
y does white people call the police y does white people bet people up in group like the kkk because you know if you do is alone your white ass going to lose or get fuck up and turn red
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in all reality i have noticed the only race that doesnt fight fair is the wanna be ganster black gangs. they fight five on one or worse. get a real life and quit making bad names for all the hard working african americans. and to white, black, asian, etc get over it they are fucking jokes, they dont hurt you because they are just words!!! get over the pettie shit and understand that the majority of people are not racist anymore. the jokes are just funny, it goes both way. no grow up!!!!
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Racist White Jokes
u spelled faggot wrong…inbred.
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southernbarbie,when blacks make a joke about you guys we’re laughing for 2 hours too just like yall do with your”nigger”jokes.
p.s just a suggestion,we might laugh a little if you didnt but nigger in every joke.if you just say the joke we might laugh alittle
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now dont get it twisted,we have heard yall call us nigger so long it do not have an effect on us.we just like to whoop yall asses when we hear yall say it.thats why your saying it so much behind your screen because your big bad asses cant say it to our faces.
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I’m white… and I still thought these were funny. I think white jokes are hilarious. lol
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shut ur white ass up
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WTF u nasty trick u needa DIE for sum racist shit like that real talk..trasy ass white ppl
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To Southernbarbie… you’re an ignorant white peice of shit excuse for a woman or whatever the FUCK you are. And you need to grow the fuck up you dumbass whore, and get a JOB. A LIFE. AND A CLUE. The reason you’re probably bitchin is because you need some black dick in your life. And you probably ugly as shit. EEither way its funny how you can tell a black joke and we dont get offended but when we tell a white joke you get all pissed off……
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Racist White Jokes
YOU BITCH DAT WAS FUNNY THO
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Racist WHITE jokes are funny.
Racist BLACK jokes are funny.
I’m mixed, and I’m not offended by either.
All you pissy-ass white people who are offended by this, get the STICK out of your ASS and learn to take a fucking joke.
Christ, you make black jokes enough, a few fucking white jokes aren’t a big pissing deal.
Everyone needs shut the fuck up, drop the superiority complex, and develop a sense of humor.
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Racist White Jokes
To southernbarbie, I have a few questions.
1. Are you retarded? I had to read what you typed three times, and I’m still confused. Learn to speak properly, please. Either write properly or prepare to flip burgers the rest of your God-forsaken life.
2. How old are you? Becasuse you sound like some 11 year old girl who snuck on her mommy’s computer and got her panties in a wad all over a few little jokes.
3. Are you ugly or something? Because the way you’re all defensive sounds like you might have self-esteem issues.
4. Fuck off.
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Racist White Jokes
maybe it is because we are sick of u racist redneck white trash bastards making jokes tsk your kind is the one who fucked the world example oil spill fucking up the enviroment WHITE PEOPLE when ever something happens everyone in the world say damn white people you guys cant go no where in the world these days because everyone in just about every country hate white people so who is the one that is stupid now and another things we arnt monkeys white people are the ones with the thin lips looking a ape or some shit..
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Racist White Jokes
What would you know about what other people around the world think about white people, I bet your black hoodrat ass as never been out of the ghetto.
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Ay you better shut the fuck up you punk ass white boy be4 i come to your fuckin house and beat the shit out of you!!! you white paople always wanna talk shit over the computer but i bet you would never say that to a black persons face. cuz your a fuckin pussy!
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Black people alway’s seem to so violent,whenever they have a problem, they make threat’s, whenever they are offened, they make threat’s. But as long as you guy’s keep shooting and killing each other in your dirty, crime infested ghetto’s and project’s the better off the world will be.
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and as long as you guys keep killing and raping your babies we’ll always have something to say about you sick cant stop rapng and leaving your kids in the woods to rot rednecks.
p.s your ghetto is called trailers where your meth heads and acids heads do there crimes
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man everybody need to stay in their on lane andmine their own business,, if everybody did that there wont be any problems
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they started it.lol
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i am white & i think this shit is hilarious!!!!!
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1ST OF ALL FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF U LITTLE DICK WHITE SENSETIVE BITCHES!!!!….I KNW ALL WHITE PEOPLE NOT BAD BUT ITS SO MANY OF U NO GOOD PECKER WOOD NO DICK HAVING ASS FAGET PUNK BITCH SCARED TO FIGHT HONKEY TONK FAKE FRAUD KILL YO WHOLE FAMILY FOR MONEY ASS PINK TRICKS THAT I DON’T KNW WHO TO TRUST SO FUCK ALL U HOEZ!!!! I WISH A WHITE BOY WUD SAY NIGGA TO MY FACE….I WUD MOP THE FLOOR WITH HIS ASS THEN GO STICK MY NIGGA DICK IN HIS FAT ASS MAMA. I’M GLAD OBAMA MADE PRESIDENT CAUSE I KNW IT PISSED OF EVERY REDNECK IN THE U.S.A.!!….lol. TO ALL MY REAL WHITE FRIENDS THAT R DOWN WITH US…a/k/a…nigger lovers THIS MESSAGE IS NOT FOR U ITS DIRECTED AT WEAK ASS RACIST DICK IN THE BOODY ASS PUNK BITCHES THAT’S MAD CAUSE THEY DICK DON’T HANG PASS THERE LITTLE NUTS. MOST ALL WHITE WOMEN FANTASIZE ABOUT HAVIN A BIG BLACK DICK IN THEM….LOL. THAT’S BCZ ONLY A HANDFUL OF WHITE BOYS ACTUALLY GOTTA DICK. THE REST OF U HOMOSEXUALS DICK BROKE!!! AND JUS SO U KNW WE GLAD Y’ALL FINALLY GOT OJ DUMB ASS BCZ HE DESERVE TO BE IN JAIL THAT’S WHY NOBODY SAID SHIT WHEN WHITE FOLKS SET HIM UP. THE ONLY REASON WE WAS HAPPY HE WENT FREE THE 1ST TIME IS BCZ WE CUDNT BELIEVE HE GOT AWAY WITH IT AND WE FINALLY HAD A CHANCE TO SHOW U HOW IT FEELS TO WATCH SOMEBODY GUILTY GO FREE. U HOEZ DIDN’T LIKE THAT HUH….LOL. FUCK A CRACKER FUCK THE KKK FUCK GEORGE BUSH FUCK RUSH LIMBAUGH FUCK JOHN McCAIN AND THA DIZZY BITCH WITH HIM FUCK FOX NEWS FUCK AND FUCK BON JOVI AND THE WHOLE REDRECK MUSIC AWARD SHOW. FUCK MARK FURMEN FUCK AMERIKKKA AND MOST DEFINATELY FUCK EVERYBODY WHO LEFT A COMMENT ON THIS PAGE USING NIGGA. IF I CUD I WUD PULL MY DICK OUT AND SLAP U SQUARE IN THE MOUTH…..BITCH!!!!! SUCK A DICK AND DIE SLOW
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Racist White Jokes
You should go fuck yourself then, seeing how you used the “N WORD” three time’s in your comment.
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YO FUCK U GRINGO KISS MY BLACK ASS BLACK PPL FUCKIN KILL YALL WHITE ASS CRACKAS U JUST WISH U WAS US THTS Y U TALK SHIT YALL ALL LISTEN TO HIPHOP YALL ALL DO THE DANCES WE MAKE SO WTF U TALKIN ABOUT DUMB HOE SUCK MY MUTHAFCKIN DICK BITCH IF U DONT LIKE US SO MUCH Y THA FUCK DID U BRING US HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE I GESS INBREEDIN FUCKS UP HILLIBILLYS MINDS
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My favorite racist white joke: What can a pizza do that a nigger can’t?
Feed a family of four.
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there was not one funny white joke on here i have never been more sick in my entire life i jus wasted 60% of my young life readin this shit do us all a favor and hang ure fuckin self ya cotton pickin bastards
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dumd ass cunt yo you a whore because a barbie is plastic like you boobs stupit cracker laugh at that
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To southern barbie yet again…. You’re with that dumb bullshit. Obviously, you white son-of-a-bitch(say really fast) you have NO LIFE. You need to shut yo stank pussy, blue waffle ass up. And thank us for all we’ve done for yall white ass. We’ve contributed to the USA just as much as you guys have. Thank Frederick M. Jones, because without him yo flat ass wouldnt have no fuckin Air condition. Thank Henry T. Sampson for the cell phone to call yo faggetty ass parents. Basically bitch, shut yo honkey bill collectin nigga hatin ass up.
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Racist White Jokes
WORD BRUTHA
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hey look u fuckn niggers we’ve dne to much shit for yall blue waffle big lips cock suckn ass wholes we brought u in the us and we can take yall out lets start by hangn u from our trees n burnin a cross in yalls front yard
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only in your white dreams bitch.
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that southern barbie can kiss my ass im mixed and to be honest i like the black side more so go screw yourslef you say some real racists crap somebody should go to your house and teach you a lesson.
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Oh, and umm, what’s white nigger?
Like really.. there’s no such thing .
--Right ?
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wrong,there is a such thing.you guys for one(ignorant person)
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dis is for the stupit ass white valley snow flake looking moter fucker yall always cracking jokes yall get all made when we make a joke but we dident want to come to amrica yall cracker ass brong us her because yall white men was tired of fucking yall flat ass emotinol white bitch cause yall turn red wit yall tight ass look like card bored omg im a white bitch and need make up to look pretty wit all yall aids and white stupit whore
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Racist White Jokes
SHUT THE FUK UP GET OVER IT IT HAPPEN A LONG TIME AGO
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these jokes suck ass niggers! i like nigger jokes better they more funny
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add me on myspace poopey71@yahoo.com and i dont get why whites and blacks hate each other why dont they get togeather becuz they have one thing in common we all hate haji there stupid wtf is a ahla
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yo why do white people got little small marshmellows that y the guy who make the blue pill so rich because yall keepp buying it to make yall marsh mellos harder and longer wit yall fake dicks
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UR A FAG JOEL
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joel, your ebonics is not understandable get an education, kid.
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Crackers and cheese was the best!
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seriously people lets not be ignorant i mean these are just jokes but for all the white people who left ignorant comments be real at the end of the day u are the minority every other race could get together and take u over and come on white people are our biggest problem they hate everyone we could just kill them and all would be right with the world!:)
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U HIPPIE MOTHER FUKER GET OUT
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HAHA WORD
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fuck colores
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i really dont get the fun in all these “jokes”
im sry to say but black jokes are funny if u like it or not they simply make sense … white jokes on the other hand don’t
like the one with the white lady taking a dump?? wtf white ppl shit is as brown as blak ppl shit so don’t mess them kids now
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try making or taking on a few european ppl jokes … we are mostly white so blaks shoudnt feel bad bout the jokes
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oh oh for all you blak machos that read this … its stated in the world reckord book that a WHITE guy had the largest penis
come up with some real white jokes ffs … i wanna laugh at my race’s flaws … not read some re-edited black jokes that mostly are bout cheese and crackers
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thank you for your understanding
good luck in the fight against ignorant humorless ppl !!
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Racist White Jokes
shut up you white ass fuckin cracker go back to your cracker box
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lol i dont get it when this is for white racism jokes u white come here and tell black jokes what are you all offened go back to your box you white cracker fuck just fuck off go place a comment on the black jokes like the rest of the crackers did asshole now fuck off
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are u crackers slow or what? white nigger means well… the definition of a black person exept you’re white now i answered your question now go back to your cracker box ya white fuck
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lol this is what i dont get you ppl know “nigger” is an offinsive word right? lol we all gotta laugh at ourselfs why say nigger in every joke like its not even funny HEY IM BLACK AND I EVEN LAUGH AT BLACK JOKES whats the big deal? u dumb white cunts need to go back to europe JOKE chill out and nigger kinda does mean ignorant so yea and most whites are really ignorant i mean as i was scrolling it seem like you whites were offened by me saying white nigger go ahead and cry because u know you’re an ignorant white fuck. u have a problem about the comments i paste then just go fuck off white nigra boi see you whites can be really fucking stupid tbh i mean seriously go paste a comment what u think about the black jokes laugh at them and try to offen black ppl in the black joke thred if their some.
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Racist White Jokes
i’m white and i really agree with u fuck white niggers i mean these jokes were funny and i felt kinda offened too kinda lol but i just really strongly agree with you on that, thats all just letting you know what i think
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Lmao joel you’re hilarious
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Fuk the white people, u are stupid fuking racist homkeys.
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god damn, i mean honkeys.
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Why are white crackers always the first to die?
because their dumb as shit
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damn, i can even believe this shows even a fraction of what america is like, I mean if everyone realy means everything they say on here, then almost the whole lot of you are ignorant, I dont really think these jokes are funny, but only because i dont think they push the line enough, i mean i have heard some pretty over the top black jokes, try harder guys i cant laugh at myself if you dont say somthin funny, i hope all of u arnt as crazy as it seems
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Racist White Jokes
“hey”..
Yeah I agree that these jokes could be much funnier.. I don’t think that “n-bomb” is the way to go with any joke. the reason is that it’s associated with an entire race of people and the tragedies that occorred. And FYI, there is no relationship between race and any physical endowment, intelligence level, or ability. Unfortunately there are too many white-supremist types in this thread, so no matter what anyone says, they will automatically hate anything that isn’t: Ignorantly Backwards, uneducated, white, etc… This doesn’t just stop with the white people either… There are some stupid Ass people in every ethnic group. But really, this is supposed to be a site full of ethnic jokes, jokes targeted at ALL ethnicities, so let’s come up with some good jokes poking fun at us white boys!… And anyone suggesting that their lil buddy is bigger than another guy’s on here… I’ll assume is torchured with penis-envy. Noone cares! And so far, the funniest white joke I’ve heard so far is:
“What is 14 inches long & white? ………ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!” but I heard that one a long time ago… so we need some new ones… and the only reason bangers kill each other, isn’t relative to race at all…. except that there aren’t many white people in predominately minority populated areas, so obviously less white people would be shot in those areas..
Here’s a little known fact: Black Americans are NOT african!.. some of you dumbasses can’t tell the difference?.. Really? And this one is for all u white supremist fu@kers-> I LOVE BLACK WOMEN! I HAVE MORE BLACK FRIENDS THAN YOU CAN COUNT! THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS ABOUT BEING WHITE, IS YOU IGNORANT, INBRED, BACKWARDS ASS HATEMONGRELS THAT WISH THE SOUTH HAD WON THE CIVIL WAR! I would love to live long enough to see the day that we are all the same ethnicity! Then let’s see how much you hate other races?…………. with all that said, let’s get some decent FUNNY white jokes in here (oh and just so you stupid folk understand, white jokes are jokes that poke fun AT white people… I think some of you missed the point of this section..
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Racist White Jokes
I like you white boy.not because your taking up for us but because you see people for who they are and not there color or there features.
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im white and dumb ass barbie still hasnt said a smart thing since she started talking
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i think white jokes are the awesome
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SOUTHERN BARBIE NEEDS HER BITCH ASS SLAPPED!!….LOOK BITCH HOW BOUT U BRING YOUR UGLY FAT COUNTRY DICK SUCKIN ASS TO HOUSTON SO I CAN PIMP YOU. I NEED A BITCH THAT KNOWS HOW TO USE THE LIPS. SINCE U GOT SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT NIGGAZ CUM SEE ONE UP CLOSE AND WATCH WHAT’S HAPPENS U. I THOUGHT ALL THEM WHITE RACIST JOKES WERE JUST AS FUNNY AS THE BLACK ONES. IT WUD GET MY DICK HARD TO WATCH A BITCH LIKE U GET FUCKED UP BY ANY RACE EXCEPT YOUR OWN. WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE GO TO TANNING SALONS WHEN U CLAIM U DON’T LIKE COLOR? …lol. THAT’S WHY Y’ALL LOOK LIKE A LOBSTER TRYNA GET LIKE US WITH COLOR. OH YEAH THE WORD NIGGER MEANS SHIFTLESS AND LAZY SO WHAT DO U MEAN THERE ARE NO WHITE NIGGAZ?….GEORGE BUSH WAS THE MOST FAMOUS WHITE NIGGA….THAT DRUNK FAGGET DIDN’T DO SHIT BUT FUCK UP THE ECONOMY AND AND PLAY GOLF SO GO TELL YOUR TRAILER PARK PARENTS THEY SHUD HV USED A CONDOM BCZ ITS OBVIOUS YOUR LIFE AIN’T WORTH DRIED SEMIEN. ANOTHER PUNK I WANT TO ADDRESS IS ASSHOLE…..U DEFINATELY GOT THE RIGHT NAME SO THAT MUST MEAN UR PARENTS WERE A COUPLE OF NUTS WITH A DICK IN THERE MOUTH SINCE YOUR NAME IS ASSHOLE. I CAN’T STAND DUMB PEOPLE WHO HV THE NERVE TO WANNA BE RACIST. THAT’S HOW U GET YOUR ASS SMASHED U REDNECK. I WUD LOVE TO SLAP U 2 AND THEN PUT BOTH OF U HOEZ ON THE CORNER SO DADDY CAN BUY A NEW PAIR OF SHOES. A DICK SUCK WHITE WOMAN AND FAGET ASS PUNK CUD GET PIMPED REAL NICE DOWN HERE IN H TOWN. HEY SOUTHERN GIRL….MAKE SURE U SWALLOW EVERYTHING THAT DROPS ON YOUR FACE!
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Racist White Jokes
hy dont yall hite fks fuck off and type in da black joke thread?
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What did the white boy do when he caught his girlfriend with 10 big black inches deep in her ass? Write nigger jokes!
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now that was funny ass hell,and so so true!
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