Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.
Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.
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What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.
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Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.
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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
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What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
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Lol, I’m white and I thought these jokes were pretty funny
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Im white and these jokes are pretty funny… Thats the difference between white and black people, white know when its a joke, black people can’t take a joke, cause there all niggers..
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We can take i joke, its just that u dont joke
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Listen Cracker don’t be mad because Obama runs America and crackers got to be submissive to blacks. Black people rule.
P.S.
KKK sucks and you can suck my big black whacker and screw yo little Vienna suasage.
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Black people are not the only ones who HELP run the government.
If you understood the KKK now you would know the two main groups they target are Jews and Latinos(their main focus has always been Jews not Black people)
Why waste the time to call someone a Cracker if they are so worthless? It makes no sense, ignore them and keep your own character clean. Nobody likes a fool does not matter what color you are.
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Racist White Jokes
hahaha can’t only get on black people this shit is hilarious
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ummmm… i think black jokes r pretty mean cosidering im not a thug r anything like that and i really dont like fried chicken it tatse all nasty to me
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You’re gay aren’t you? Lmao
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I’m white and these jokes aren’t offensive at all. But they aren’t as funny either
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Thank the White man for telecommunications, space travel, satellites and computer technology for the fact you are able to post these jokes.
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sorry white boy but i got to give thanks to the black man for telecommunication also becus we invented more in that area then you guys.we also made the cell phone,so say thanks for my cell phone black man.lol
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As far as technological advances go I am going to give it up to Asia just the whole freaking continent. They and their ancestors have made the leaps and bounds both of you are bragging about.
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You know black people invented quite a few inventions, its just white people stole them and took credit from black folks.
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oh yea i forgot that you guys invented the cotton picking machine.
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dont forget we invented you motherfuckers too.
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LOL im a black woman and i found these very funny. lol
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all you niggass need to shut the fuck up
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and then what white bitch,let you guys run over us again,well that’ll never happen again.
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Listen white cracker don’t be mad because your a ugly white bitch that looks like an ironing board and ain’t got know figure. Black chicks got all the body in the world and white bitches don’t.
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yup, and dont forget aids
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i got to give you the credit for that one,white man invented aids,you didnt know.
he probaly invented it so he could be nigga free.
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Q) why don’t most white people smokes weed?
A) because they are addicted to crack
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BITCH FUCK YOUU!!!!!!!!!!! PUSSSY.
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fucking go back to russia ya white fucks
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White people come from more countries than just Russia I hope you know that….
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go back to africa then bitch
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KILL ALL DUH FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE!!
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niggeeeerrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you little ugly white magnaiise loving cracker
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For real people are you really writing. What good are you doing for the kids that you will one day bring into the world, hate is a hard thing for children to face and they will have enough to deal with….just keep it to yourself.
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you guys started it and your going to have to be the ones who stop first,until then we are going to let these white bread bird shits have it.an eye for an eye.
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and this is why black ppl are stupid …. lAST TIME I checked you were never a slave and neither were any of most ppls family members that are still alive soooo if you act like normal human beings and quit being the dominant race in the highest crime areas in the nation then maybe you would be you would have room to talk
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@ Ally
go back 2 china u chowl and take ur stinking ducks with you.
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lmao im not racist but im bored so i thought wat da hell and these r funny no offense but i lik how da blak jokes were more harsh thn da white ones (-.-)
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lmao niggers are lazyyy notice how thy dont work ..to busy robbing xD FUCK U !!
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whats the difference between a pizza, and a black man? the pizza can feed a family.
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but i am not racist xD
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Okay.. Whites shouldn’t “die” Im white.. Yeah In history we were assholes.. But our world is changing.. I mean look at Obama. A black man is running the USA. I don’t think racist jokes to any race are going to stop. So your just wasting your time trying to make them stop. Unless they are personally said to your face, then you cant really do anything about it. I’m white, and I really don’t care if any race, black, Mexican, jew, anything discriminates against our whole race. Because lots of white people do it to everyone else. So I think we all just need to chill.
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Racist White Jokes
1. The only funny joke on here is the stuck up cunt one 2. I love black people i think every 1 should own 1 3. Niggers need to get better jokes
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How many niggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Thers no lightbulbsvin cotton fields
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Ok that’s about it. I read most of these comments hopin to find an individual that could make a good white joke, you know what I found? A rainbow-raced coalition of idiotic, ignorant, and arrogant fucks that couldn’t find their ass if they had both hands glued to it and a homo to guide them (sorry gays, don’t be mad it was funny)! Seriously though! Does it take a 17 year old to try and force some sense into yall? I am white if you look at me, but I am also italian and puerto rican, I don’t give 2 shits what you call me though, I am a proud american that is discouraged and disappointed in what I am seeing. If you want a personal dose of my two-cents, feel free to e-mail me at ‘caleb_kh@yahoo.com” seriously though, if you don’t like the jokes, put a good one, and if you have a joke that you strangely seem to be the only one that laughs at it? Its not funny, don’t embarrass yourself. I leave my sense to hopefully wake some of yall up to your idiocy.
--That_White_Guy
:;Somnium;:
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These jokes were what a black person need, the opportunity to make the whites feel low in moral. Our time is over to suffer from racism and discrimination. Have a taste of your own medicine.
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i didnt know they could afford medicine in africa
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they cant you white devils keep stealing from them
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wow you are arrogant, just was in africa on a mission and guess what fucking keep it real the only medicine going there is being donated by …. White People :O because we actually want this descimination to stop, black ppl are more racist than white ppl and everyone in this is proving it
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yes they can afford medicine in Africa DUMB BITCH!!!! im not racist though but tahts just whong of you to say and not all black are from africa. u u such an asshole. and if you noticed some white people are from africa
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crackers are so fuccin gay im not blk but hate them just as equal mayonase smellin crack head! why do blk people like chicken soup? cause they get to drown all the crackers they want
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I’m both black and white and other. but funny lol…. one thing i do notice is white tend to joke but it seems serious. Blacks ten to joke and not really mean it… just my opinion…
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@ Ally
ring ring ring!!
HELLO
quack quack quack quack quack!!!!!!!!!!!
OH QUACK QUACK YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOTS
p.s. its duck shooting season
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@ Ally
i found 12 dead ducks on my front door in a bag
bloody neighbours!!!
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ok im 1 and i came on this website … ell it mde me sad i i feel horrible now cause i dontlike ya know slang talk and robbing and killing i think white people are more put together they actually spend ime with there family and there proper u can actually nderstand them … im black well lightskin *sigh* can we be nice please
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i mean im 11
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@ jessi
u shuld feel bad.u shuld shoot a duck!!!
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