Funny Jokes

An American tourist and his wife, after their return from abroad, were telling of the wonders seen by them at the Louvre in Paris. The husband mentioned with enthusiasm a picture which represented Adam and Eve and the serpent in the Garden of Eden, in connection with the eating of the forbidden fruit. The wife [...]

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Black People Joke 1 Why are black peoples hands white on one side? cause it rubs off the cop cars. Black People Joke 2 why are black people so fast? cause all the slow ones are in jail Black People Jokes Submitted by funny black shit

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The man of the house finally took all the disabled umbrellas to the repairer’s. Next morning on his way to his office, when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the umbrella belonging to a woman beside him, for he was in the habit of carrying one. The woman [...]

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Why do you call a short Mexican a paragraph? Because their not tall enough to be an essay. Short Mexican Jokes Submitted by The Mexican

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The Scotchman who ran a livery was asked by a tourist as to how many the carryall would hold. “Fower generally,” was the answer. “Likely sax, if they’re weel aquaint.”

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The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits, returned home, and had his ring at the door answered by a new maid. The girl looked at him inquiringly: “Um—ah—is Professor Johnson at home?” he asked, naming himself. “No, sir,” the maid replied, “but he is expected any moment now.” The professor turned [...]

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The packer from Chicago admired a picture by Rosa Bonheur. “How much is that?” he demanded. The dealer quoted the price as $5,000. “Holy pig’s feet!” the magnate spluttered. “For that money, I can buy live hogs and——” His wife nudged him in the ribs, and whispered: “Don’t talk shop.”

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Father: “Well, son, you certainly made a fool of yourself! That girlfriend of yours robbed you of every cent you had.” Son: “Well, dad, you have to hand it to me for picking them clever.”

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What is yellow and black inside? a bus full of black people What is yellow and black inside joke Submitted by funny stuff

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Sat on a toilet … realized the load was bigger … strained to the brain and gave birth to a nigger. Nigger Toilet Humor Joke Submitted by Porges

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