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An American tourist and his wife, after their return from abroad, were telling of the wonders seen by them at the Louvre in Paris. The husband mentioned with enthusiasm a picture which represented Adam and Eve and the serpent in the Garden of Eden, in connection with the eating of the forbidden fruit. The wife [...]

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One Liner Black Jokes 1 Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths. One Liner Black Jokes 2 What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana. One Liner Black Jokes 3 What do u do when your sitting in the dark [...]

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The editor of the local paper was unable to secure advertising from one of the business men of the town, who asserted stoutly that he himself never read ads., and didn’t believe anyone else did. “Will you advertise if I can convince you that folks read the ads.?” the editor asked. “If you can show [...]

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According to recent polls, 51% of the people are in the majority. A new government 10 year survey cost $10,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population. Did you know that 79.789% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the polling method [...]

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There are as many aspects of grief as there are persons to mourn. A quality of pathetic and rather grisly humor is to be found in the incident of an English laborer, whose little son died. The vicar on calling to condole with the parents found the father pacing to and fro in the living-room [...]

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Racist White Joke 1 What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck? A white lane marker. Racist White Joke 2 Why shouldnt white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet. Racist White Joke 3 Why can’t white people jump? Because inbreeding prohibits [...]

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The Scotchman who ran a livery was asked by a tourist as to how many the carryall would hold. “Fower generally,” was the answer. “Likely sax, if they’re weel aquaint.”

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You might be a redneck family if any of your children were conceived under a stop light. You might be a redneck family if any of your honeymoon plans involve a deer camp. You might be a redneck family if anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container. You might be [...]

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“Do you think I shall live until I’m ninety, doctor?” “How old are you now?” “Forty.” “Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?” “No. I don’t drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking; in fact, I haven’t any vices.” “Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another [...]

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