Racist White Joke 1
What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?
A white lane marker.

Racist White Joke 2
Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.

Racist White Joke 3
Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it.

Racist White Joke 4
What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
An ironing board with massage features.

Racist White Joke 5
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To get away from the black guy coming toward him.

Racist White Joke 6
What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Racist White Joke 7
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.

Racist White Joke 8
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

Racist White Joke 9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.

Racist White Joke 10
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.

Racist Nigger Joke 1
How do you get a nigger out of the tree?
You cut the rope.

Racist Nigger Joke 2
What are 3 things you can not give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.

Racist Nigger Joke 3
What do you call a nigger going down a water slide?
Sewage!

Racist Nigger Joke 4
What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick!

Racist Nigger Joke 5
Whats long and hard on a nigger?
First grade.

Racist Nigger Joke 6
What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The Bucket!

Racist Nigger Joke 7
Whats the difference between a picknick table and a nigger?
The picknick table can support a family.

Racist Nigger Joke 8
Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot

Racist Nigger Joke 9
Why are niggers getting stronger?
TVs are getting bigger!

Racist Nigger Joke 10
Why do niggers have such big dicks?
God felt bad for putting pubes on their head.

One Liner Black Joke 1
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.

One Liner Black Joke 2
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.

One Liner Black Joke 3
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

One Liner Black Joke 4
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

One Liner Black Joke 5
What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.

One Liner Black Joke 6
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.

One Liner Black Joke 7
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

One Liner Black Joke 8
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

One Liner Black Joke 9
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.

One Liner Black Joke 10
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.