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Question: What does a white girl call the man of her dreams, the lover of her life and the father to her kids?
Incest Joke Submitted by lmao
What do you call a sex offender site?
An exclusively White male dating site.
Why do all White people live in trailers?
Because they are tornado magnets and long ago they figured out that they can move out of a tornados path if their house is on wheels.
What is another term for White plague?
See, there are good jokes about Whites, you just have to think mean, like they do when they write jokes about others. I don’t want to hear rehashed Black jokes, or jokes about how White rule the world. They have terrible faults–people just need to focus on them.
Like: what percentage of Gay males are Caucasian?
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White Incest Joke
white people own homes, niggers live on the streets not even trailers. my point is you’re below us so stop trying to justify the fact that you are inferior. obama cant help you/you no longer have an excuse that the “white man” is trying to bring you down. fuck you.
what you call a white guy on drugs , a cracker
what do you call a sexually frustrated white man, a wanker
why do pigs(pork) never look up, the truth hurts their eyes.
what do u call someone thats small ,weak, and useless, ….Dic
why are most scientists white….coz they sexually impotent
whats white and can be switched on or of…..a light bulb
what do you call a white guy on steroids…. a coward
why are whit people not the same color as the soil……they demons
why dnt all white people have the same hair clor ……they confused
what do you call an old white women taking a tan…..acient dog shit
fuck all white peopl, nothing scares a cracker more then something that cant be explained because thay are the creators of reason, and it is this weapon called reason that keeps them on top , so laugh at what doe not make sense, thats when they most weak, and that is where we shall release our black ancestrol magic
what you call a white guy reading my jokes….. a switched off lightbulb
black person on the jetsons joke
Zamora ur a fucking retarded piece of shit (aka ur obvioulsy black) ur joke about a white old woman tanning is a failed excuse for a white joke you just fucking took a black joke and substituted white for black!
Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
Of course not!
O well it looks like it’s going to be a GREAT future!!!
^ now that’s fucking hilarious shit right there
how was shit made??
God smashed up a nigger and gave it a better smell!
^ so true right there
Nigger Hater dude your jokes suck ass(and so does your mom at giving head)but lay off of zamora.
You really fail…at life dont you I want to see you say that to a real black persons face I would seriously laugh at you getting your ass beat.
Why do white people smell like dogs after the rain?
Because they are Monkeys.
why are white people always on the toilet?
because their full of shit
niger hater, how old are you you sound like a child the jetsons a toon made, produce,and put on tv by crackers wow what a dumb ass its a fucking cartoon white boy.
You’re black ancestral magic is uneducated tribal groups trying to explain things they dont understand to the best of their ability, they are reasoning.
okay guys this racist shit is stupid its either nigger this or cracker that. get over it were all humans, we are all just monkeys apes were not special at all were just more advanced and more intelligent then other animals, to act like any one of us is better is fucking stupid and slows down the progress of society. if people all got along and stopped fighting over racism, religion, and sheer greed the human race would be much farther along. I’m disgusted at the shit people say on here black and white, it funny how much shit you all talk on here when you know none of these people will ever see you in person because I swear if any black or white person said this shit in my presence I would take it upon myself to beat the fuck out of them as they deserve that and worse. This was meant for jokes not a bunch of idiots who are in no way funny, clever, or even correct to talk shit and be racist. I like a good joke whatever race or any group its about and as long as it doesn’t offend then it’s great. Racism should be the joke in itself. Just grow up, get an education, and realize that arguing and fighting doesn’t solve a god damned thing we’re all here to stay.
I so agree with this guy. i have a lil white in me but seeing this shit makes me ashamed of it. its pathetic
im black…but nigga shut yo punk ass up
Thank you..and this idiot comments there making is pissing me the fuck off (Im African American and only 15) And know this shit is pointless…if people didnt argue about there races and shit maybe the country and everything wouldnt be so messed up..
I think this guy is still mad about obama.lol
how do we know GOD has a sense of humor, well just look at all these stupid ass crakers.
Yeah, see that was good. I’m white and I actually got a laugh out of a few of the white jokes. It’s not the usual “I’M SO GLAD I’M BLACK HAHAH!” Congrats
Black Incest Joke
White incest is an urban myth its the damn niggers having dirty sex with the filthy black kids not decent hard working God fearing white Americans.
U make me laugh
Lol you’re a dumbass. Incest happens in all races. It’s a stereotype for whites from europe but it still happens. Dumbass
Not all races just the dirty ass white people do that type of shit
dumd crack people aka cracker
Crack plus mayo time soggy equals white man and boi
it was a joke…oh white incest is actually not a myth lol it pretty much proven fact if you look at the petifile pages they are 95% white males and i hear of stories from other white people that said in the deep south that alot of white people marry their cousins and touch their kids or just fuck farm animal because they either to dumb or to ugly to get a real women..if hispanics or blacks (i would say racist names but im not going to nock myself to your level as a ignorant immature bitch lol)ever touched a child they would be shot!! or killed either in the street or in prison…oh btw yes im not a jew lol i am a wop/german so eat my italian sasauge you fucked up pussy and yes you are a pussy lol so say all the racist shit you want…because i live in 2012 not 1840′s like your dumbass
BLACK POWERS BITCHES
go suck a cock u filthy soggy cracker i told u not to get in the swimming pool
I Can't Stand Bigots! Yes, I Realize that Makes Me A Bigot...
Kindly shut the fuck up, please. Thanks.
Bigoted Against Bigots <3
Cracker kids are stupid dumb and take after their dumb daddy cus their cracker daddy can’t pay the cracker dumb child his child support
god fearing americans lol
who is your god that you fear jesus christ cause if so look into the bible more. u cant be the son of god but yet be god now can you? just like you cant be who you are and and be your father at the same time you ass clown
Okay,im white and i am confused with these white people being angry at the white jokes… Number 1 There are way more black jokes that are very racist . Number 2 white people started the jokes.. i have whte and black friends… a lot of rednecks and crackers are getting angry ate these jokesbecause most of them are racist.. i honestly dont know why people are racist we are human beings….color doesnt matter.. and when people refer to black people as colored and whites not… that makes no sense because white is a color.people all have feelings and i hate when people go ahead saying white people are all innocent and blacks kill people and start trouble… shut up … did you notice that mostly whites have been causing massive killings.. recently the batman shooting… james holmes…yea soo..all racist people are ignorant and usually dirty beacuse they or rednecks are crackerss…. lol rednecks reading this yea you … dirty country hick REMINDER im white..so racist people i hope you all get jumped by a group of black people… and die.. so go walk down the street alone if you think only blacks and stuff do drugs.. die die die racist faggots.. i really would love fo racist people get jumped.
Actually white is a tint & black is a shade…but most blacks are actually brown so they’re pastel colored & whites are not. Art major:)
Why does it have to be a group of blacks you racist son of a bitch.
I hate nigger lovers yeah you "CALM DOWN"
Why don’t you cry us a river,makes me sick if you are white,which by the way you talk i highly doubt it,for one you can’t spell a lick, for two you said you hate racist people but didn’t say one thing about a racist nigger in your pathetic comment like them fuckers do nothing wrong “ALL VICTIMS”,for three you talk like a nigger, I would like to get my country redneck cracker hands on your nigger loving ass one time make you think getting jumped by a bunch of niggers, it isn’t our fault your lousy parents raised you up with a bunch of fucking niggers.
Suck my dick nigger
I’ll shove my 12 inch dick way down your throat so it comes out your ass beyatch!!!!!
Use a little intelligence people, bad taste is bad taste. Cover it with what ever you want, when all the tasty stuff is gone off the top, the bad taste is still there doushes
Do you eat shit too, or just talk it asshole. Your Mom says she still wipes your ass. Oh yeah she told me and 12 of my Biker Brothers that last night when we gangfucked her, oh and btw she wants us to kick you lazy ass out for her, she said all you do is watch porn and jack off you little shit
Lemme see you in the streets lol
You can’t possibly be serious for one, if you were a real man you would saying to a,black person’s face and end up in the ground 5 seconds later. Two, why are you acting like black suck I have black people in my family and I can bet it on his doctor salary he make more then you. Plus black people are way more fun to hang out with.
Don't be mad DOG SMELLING WHITES
LOLI love this shit! You trifalent white trash muther fuckers deserve to hear this shit! Fuck that all of you need a fucking reality check! You have racist ass web sites all across the net and have the audacity to get mad over these jokes you stupid fucks??? I invite you to google the ” N ” word (smelly white cunt/redneck) you know what word I mean. Then I invite you to google the word honky. You won’t find ANY fucking sites with the word honky but you’ll find on the first page at the least 3-4 sites hating black people. So fuck you stanking ass chain saw yielding, incest embracing, serial killer psychotic acting filthy white bitches! Sit back kick up your feet blame blacks for the economy blah blah and keep on being JUST AS EQUALLY IGNORANT AND YOU DISPISE BLACK AMERICA FOR BEING! ~ smile ~
what meho wants..
how long does it take for a nigger to take a shit? nine months lol im not rasicist but thats funny lol
Incest is a white thing.In other races,especially African,Asian and Latino,incest would be considered an abomination and the culprit(s) would be severely punished.All the white cunts I screw always thank me and gulp my release down their guts.
That’s sso sad that ANY white girl would mess with a black guy. ewww she swallowed your “release”? Prolly has aids now. A lot of you black folks have the aids. and 20 children. and want the goverment programs to pay and take care of them. that money fueling government programs comes from the taxes of promently working white folks.
racist and hateful white people
Wow! It is absolutely AMAZING how ignorant and racist and hateful most white people are.
You are so pathetic. Y’all are so jealous of us for some reason. Every white person I have met is filthy. You all smell like wet dogs but that’s probably cuz you all fuck your pets.
None of you have class. You can say whatever you want but bottom line… all of you are scared of us. So go ahead and keep cyber bullying.
I’m not racist or anything but white people did trick Blacks into being slaves and Mexicans into working our fields. So us not having a brain is easily disproved. Also that’s why the majority of college students are white? just saying…
we did not trick the blacks we bought them. we bought their tribal enemies and their criminals. hense the reason some black people become criminals… their heritage is stupid ass white slavers and african criminals
More whites go to college than blacks and Mexicans
I disagree with that comment…white people have an advantage from the moment their born..due to their skin color….blacks Latinos are stuck in the ghettos and are starving forced to live in horrible conditions…they hear all the time go to school go to college to be successful they do it and when they are done they are in debt and cannot find the jobs they went to college for..so basically they start off in effed up positions and then you add even more debt who wants to add problems to the problems that they have already….that’s discouraging when they see it all the time…my best friend went to school and college and she wasn’t able to find a good job…and shes black and very intelligent….and yes you have poor whites but they never go through what the blacks an Latinos go through…period
How many Mexicans you see on food stamps?
Okay ss yes white, people do have an advantage at birth just because of their skin color. Im Mexican myself, and my parents were immigrants, but over they time they became very successful, they worked hard all their life & saying we don’t work or we lazy Is just BS. How many Mexicans you see on food stamps? Barely none thank you. I’m not racist on white people but I get super offensive when it comes to shit like this, we work are asses off while you crackers are pot heads and junkies all your life..(in most cases) We might not all make it to collage but the few we do, we make a living out of it, also I know a Mexican who only went to 2nd grade, and Is owner of 10 Mexican restaurants, and Has a pretty good life. So stfu:)
im a whiteass cracker and i love these jokes!!!
as to most peoples responses… quit fighting over the stupid stuff. dont waist your time or energy. these jokes are simply ment to give manic depressives and random ass people a quick laugh and maybe a joke to tell later.. so everyone STFU please. enjoy the jokes and reply with another joke.
What do you call a bald white guy?
What do you call a 100 white guys jumping out of a plane?
What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?
My god all of you people are ignorant. First of all, you black people are coming up with some really shitty jokes and getting way too offended. And the white people on here are just acting uppity and superior.. I’m white and I think the people on here are fucking retarded.. Regardless of color.
According to Stevie if you left a comment on here you`re retarded.(Including Stevie) If you`re racist if you`re really racist, you must be like 35+, racism is dead and if you really hate black people or white people i doubt your kids or your grand kids will feel the same way you do. Oh yea there has been spike in incest. White people over the past 10 years of father fucking daughter…and in black people cousin fucking cousin, point being white people is nastier by default.
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