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What do you call a sex offender site?
An exclusively White male dating site.
Why do all White people live in trailers?
Because they are tornado magnets and long ago they figured out that they can move out of a tornados path if their house is on wheels.
What is another term for White plague?
See, there are good jokes about Whites, you just have to think mean, like they do when they write jokes about others. I don’t want to hear rehashed Black jokes, or jokes about how White rule the world. They have terrible faults–people just need to focus on them.
Like: what percentage of Gay males are Caucasian?
white people own homes, niggers live on the streets not even trailers. my point is you’re below us so stop trying to justify the fact that you are inferior. obama cant help you/you no longer have an excuse that the “white man” is trying to bring you down. fuck you.
what you call a white guy on drugs , a cracker
what do you call a sexually frustrated white man, a wanker
why do pigs(pork) never look up, the truth hurts their eyes.
what do u call someone thats small ,weak, and useless, ….Dic
why are most scientists white….coz they sexually impotent
whats white and can be switched on or of…..a light bulb
what do you call a white guy on steroids…. a coward
why are whit people not the same color as the soil……they demons
why dnt all white people have the same hair clor ……they confused
what do you call an old white women taking a tan…..acient dog shit
fuck all white peopl, nothing scares a cracker more then something that cant be explained because thay are the creators of reason, and it is this weapon called reason that keeps them on top , so laugh at what doe not make sense, thats when they most weak, and that is where we shall release our black ancestrol magic
what you call a white guy reading my jokes….. a switched off lightbulb
Zamora ur a fucking retarded piece of shit (aka ur obvioulsy black) ur joke about a white old woman tanning is a failed excuse for a white joke you just fucking took a black joke and substituted white for black!
Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
Of course not!
O well it looks like it’s going to be a GREAT future!!!
^ now that’s fucking hilarious shit right there
how was shit made??
God smashed up a nigger and gave it a better smell!
^ so true right there
Nigger Hater dude your jokes suck ass(and so does your mom at giving head)but lay off of zamora.
You really fail…at life dont you I want to see you say that to a real black persons face I would seriously laugh at you getting your ass beat.
Why do white people smell like dogs after the rain?
Because they are Monkeys.
why are white people always on the toilet?
because their full of shit
niger hater, how old are you you sound like a child the jetsons a toon made, produce,and put on tv by crackers wow what a dumb ass its a fucking cartoon white boy.
what do you call white guy in a hot tub? cracker in a soup
why cant white ppl go to sleep? bc they keep getting a boner every time they try to count sheep
why cant white ppl jump? bc inbreeding prohibits it
haha he’s getting mad now that we have jokes about whites but yet some whites and other races constantly joke about other races. No all blacks are alike. Not all whites are alike. Not all Hispanics are alike.. etc…
You’re black ancestral magic is uneducated tribal groups trying to explain things they dont understand to the best of their ability, they are reasoning.
there is no resolve we just fool our selfs to feel like there is
White ppl =BIRDSHIT
okay guys this racist shit is stupid its either nigger this or cracker that. get over it were all humans, we are all just monkeys apes were not special at all were just more advanced and more intelligent then other animals, to act like any one of us is better is fucking stupid and slows down the progress of society. if people all got along and stopped fighting over racism, religion, and sheer greed the human race would be much farther along. I’m disgusted at the shit people say on here black and white, it funny how much shit you all talk on here when you know none of these people will ever see you in person because I swear if any black or white person said this shit in my presence I would take it upon myself to beat the fuck out of them as they deserve that and worse. This was meant for jokes not a bunch of idiots who are in no way funny, clever, or even correct to talk shit and be racist. I like a good joke whatever race or any group its about and as long as it doesn’t offend then it’s great. Racism should be the joke in itself. Just grow up, get an education, and realize that arguing and fighting doesn’t solve a god damned thing we’re all here to stay.
I so agree with this guy. i have a lil white in me but seeing this shit makes me ashamed of it. its pathetic
im black…but nigga shut yo punk ass up
Thank you..and this idiot comments there making is pissing me the fuck off (Im African American and only 15) And know this shit is pointless…if people didnt argue about there races and shit maybe the country and everything wouldnt be so messed up..
It’s not a big deal, Only truly ignorant people are still on the racist and who is better than who wagon.
Idk what ur think but u your own monkey kay cuz i know that jesus christ our lord savor created me so u and your “monkey group” are on your own
I think this guy is still mad about obama.lol
how do we know GOD has a sense of humor, well just look at all these stupid ass crakers.
awwwwwww……r u mad cause im white and my hubby is black and has a bigger dick then you and more common sense…..all those years the racist white people had these people actin as slaves really paid off cause now us white bitches dont need no pussies we got our own we need a real man who can do real things wit his life not sit around and play on his xbox and smoke weed lmao!!!! my hubby is black and OWNS one of the BIGGEST construction companies in canada!!!!……what can you say for yourself???
how dare you say that you’re better than anyone…the reality is we all bleed the same blood and when you die its not your skin color thats going with your soul so do your self the favor and come to know the lord because with the state of mind you have you need some sense knocked into into you
Funny how white people felt that a color gave them supreme being over others. Obviously you were evil to want to enable others you talk shit but niggers built America the White House and many things while you evil muthafuckas raped and tortured people.your the vilest race on earth you kill your parents for insurance money and do columbines and your proud to be racist. Funny thing is your a nigger also.if your so mighty why weren’t your color here first. Mendels law states two white people could never make a dark skin baby,but two blacks can make a white baby it’s called albino you fucking faggot re dominate everything we do which is why you white muthafuckas do what you can to keep us down being black is the purest and original form to being perfect. Your kind fuck animals and shit shut the fuck up bitch
True, do you know all beastiliy porn stars are white?
It seems that Africans were the only
Race to not do non-humans
Fuck white people everywhere
Blacks were first on this earth, whites are just a mutation of the black race. Your skin is disgusting and oily, your plagued with disease and on a physical and mental level All Caucasians are inferior. I HATE ALL WHITES you wast space on this planet.
If you’re better than us, then why ya had to come to Africa and get slaves to pick ya cotton fields. If you look at it ya are just weak pieces of shit that can’t do your own job. So face it we are better than ya. We took over all ya sports in everyway. We took ya women because they wanted to reach a longer goal if youbl know what I mean. So seat down beat ya meat to some gay porn and let us take our world back. TY.
I have a question. Whites never use the racist card. Black people use the ran its card all the time. ALL THE TIME
Your welcome bitches
why taking it up the ass
Geoff. Like do real. You are truly truly ignorant. There are also a lot of white people who are dirt poor. I see your women love the blacks. Don’t you see all these mixed kids in the world? Choke on that!
All white people don’t have homes, jobs or anything else. I live in Ca. and I see more begging ass homeless white people than any other race in ca. So go fuck yourself. Beneath you really.. Who says so ? You…inbred
Mother fucker is so white trash racoons wouldn’t spit your way… I just hope this thought process stems from your own fucked up beliefs and you mommy-cousin or uncle-daddy didnt raise you like that!!! You’re better than that aren’t ya jimmy-bob-geoff jr.
I like both races(especially the women from both races), not do to the fact that I’m both but because I don’t care for a person’s skin color but there personality and that’s what makes a person. I get mixed attention thanks to the gifting traits from both races. So stop with this and lighten up a bit enjoy the jokes and enjoy the race that you are no matter what people say
Sound upset lolol
Right now, you sound like a redneck who lives in a trailer park himself.
Okay, look, who the hell goes to a “RACIST WHITE PEOPLE JOKES” site though you know you were going to get offended. That’s the first fucking dumbass thing you did.
Secondly– ‘nigger’ does NOT mean black. Let me challenge your single digit IQ.
It actually means to be ignorant. So, let me give an example. Right now, you’re acting like a nigger.
Christ, could I emphasize how retarded you are? I mean all the signs are here. From the poor english to the Judgmental additude, you seem to missing a few screws. And, truthfully, it is only the pigment of my skin.
So chill out, internet fuck, before you once again are educated by an ‘illiterate’ negro.
Yeah, see that was good. I’m white and I actually got a laugh out of a few of the white jokes. It’s not the usual “I’M SO GLAD I’M BLACK HAHAH!” Congrats :)
whats white black and stupid
a retarded white boy in the middle of the highway
listen you are a stupid BLQCK NIGGER! NIGGER with a (ER) not an (A) cos your an idiot… you are writing jokes out of hate and backlash.. we can’t help it if its true and the jokes are funny about niggers!! its all true.. the reason there isn’t no funny white jokes is cos all the jokes are black nigger jokes and that’s a fact.. ok there might be some jokes about incest and trailer trash but thats just another form of niggers!!! you see there is NO white jokes cos there is NOTHING funny about us. but here’s the best one you stupid niggers!!
what’s funny, orange and black – a nigger on fire!!!
hahahaha you stupid monkeys… you will NEVER on this earth anyways be as good and productive as us WHITES!!! you all go Robbin and raping and getting arrested. you are what makes out world funny. so you go die of aids that you got from a moneky you fucking Nigger!!!
White incest is an urban myth its the damn niggers having dirty sex with the filthy black kids not decent hard working God fearing white Americans.
Lol you’re a dumbass. Incest happens in all races. It’s a stereotype for whites from europe but it still happens. Dumbass
Not all races just the dirty ass white people do that type of shit
Crack plus mayo time soggy equals white man and boi
that shit you wrote doesn’t even make sense you retarded niggER!! go back to school get an education, learn how to read and write, then come back here and write something.. oh wait your a NIGGER so you’ll never be worthy of any if this… well when your ready give me a text and I’ll cut your ripe down from the tree so you can go rape some more of our white girls.. but when you even get close I’ll put your mouth on a curb and stomp on your head then you can go to hell and take your own kind of dicks up your ass all day. you filthy retarded can’t spell fucking nigger!!! pull the pants up boy before I slap the shit of your face… you filthy creature… Die Nigger Die!!!!
it was a joke…oh white incest is actually not a myth lol it pretty much proven fact if you look at the petifile pages they are 95% white males and i hear of stories from other white people that said in the deep south that alot of white people marry their cousins and touch their kids or just fuck farm animal because they either to dumb or to ugly to get a real women..if hispanics or blacks (i would say racist names but im not going to nock myself to your level as a ignorant immature bitch lol)ever touched a child they would be shot!! or killed either in the street or in prison…oh btw yes im not a jew lol i am a wop/german so eat my italian sasauge you fucked up pussy and yes you are a pussy lol so say all the racist shit you want…because i live in 2012 not 1840’s like your dumbass
go suck a cock u filthy soggy cracker i told u not to get in the swimming pool
Kindly shut the fuck up, please. Thanks.
Bigoted Against Bigots <3
Cracker kids are stupid dumb and take after their dumb daddy cus their cracker daddy can’t pay the cracker dumb child his child support
Instead of being a dumb nigger on here shouldn’t you be at the welfare office
who is your god that you fear jesus christ cause if so look into the bible more. u cant be the son of god but yet be god now can you? just like you cant be who you are and and be your father at the same time you ass clown
Okay,im white and i am confused with these white people being angry at the white jokes… Number 1 There are way more black jokes that are very racist . Number 2 white people started the jokes.. i have whte and black friends… a lot of rednecks and crackers are getting angry ate these jokesbecause most of them are racist.. i honestly dont know why people are racist we are human beings….color doesnt matter.. and when people refer to black people as colored and whites not… that makes no sense because white is a color.people all have feelings and i hate when people go ahead saying white people are all innocent and blacks kill people and start trouble… shut up … did you notice that mostly whites have been causing massive killings.. recently the batman shooting… james holmes…yea soo..all racist people are ignorant and usually dirty beacuse they or rednecks are crackerss…. lol rednecks reading this yea you … dirty country hick REMINDER im white..so racist people i hope you all get jumped by a group of black people… and die.. so go walk down the street alone if you think only blacks and stuff do drugs.. die die die racist faggots.. i really would love fo racist people get jumped.
Actually white is a tint & black is a shade…but most blacks are actually brown so they’re pastel colored & whites are not. Art major:)
Why does it have to be a group of blacks you racist son of a bitch.
Why don’t you cry us a river,makes me sick if you are white,which by the way you talk i highly doubt it,for one you can’t spell a lick, for two you said you hate racist people but didn’t say one thing about a racist nigger in your pathetic comment like them fuckers do nothing wrong “ALL VICTIMS”,for three you talk like a nigger, I would like to get my country redneck cracker hands on your nigger loving ass one time make you think getting jumped by a bunch of niggers, it isn’t our fault your lousy parents raised you up with a bunch of fucking niggers.
I’ll shove my 12 inch dick way down your throat so it comes out your ass beyatch!!!!!
Um I really think your dick isn’t that big
Use a little intelligence people, bad taste is bad taste. Cover it with what ever you want, when all the tasty stuff is gone off the top, the bad taste is still there doushes
Do you eat shit too, or just talk it asshole. Your Mom says she still wipes your ass. Oh yeah she told me and 12 of my Biker Brothers that last night when we gangfucked her, oh and btw she wants us to kick you lazy ass out for her, she said all you do is watch porn and jack off you little shit
Shut up you Sons of anarchy wannabe
You can’t possibly be serious for one, if you were a real man you would saying to a,black person’s face and end up in the ground 5 seconds later. Two, why are you acting like black suck I have black people in my family and I can bet it on his doctor salary he make more then you. Plus black people are way more fun to hang out with.
LOLI love this shit! You trifalent white trash muther fuckers deserve to hear this shit! Fuck that all of you need a fucking reality check! You have racist ass web sites all across the net and have the audacity to get mad over these jokes you stupid fucks??? I invite you to google the ” N ” word (smelly white cunt/redneck) you know what word I mean. Then I invite you to google the word honky. You won’t find ANY fucking sites with the word honky but you’ll find on the first page at the least 3-4 sites hating black people. So fuck you stanking ass chain saw yielding, incest embracing, serial killer psychotic acting filthy white bitches! Sit back kick up your feet blame blacks for the economy blah blah and keep on being JUST AS EQUALLY IGNORANT AND YOU DISPISE BLACK AMERICA FOR BEING! ~ smile ~
how long does it take for a nigger to take a shit? nine months lol im not rasicist but thats funny lol
Although I am a black guy I have to admit the black racist jokes are funnier. But, I on the other hand, have to ability to read or listen to any jokes and get the humor without being offended. I did notice that on the site listing only negative black jokes, there is no commentary—Hmmmm! no back and forth bickering, just a page of funny racist jokes. I am cool with that. It’s just Jokes.
Incest is a white thing.In other races,especially African,Asian and Latino,incest would be considered an abomination and the culprit(s) would be severely punished.All the white cunts I screw always thank me and gulp my release down their guts.
That’s sso sad that ANY white girl would mess with a black guy. ewww she swallowed your “release”? Prolly has aids now. A lot of you black folks have the aids. and 20 children. and want the goverment programs to pay and take care of them. that money fueling government programs comes from the taxes of promently working white folks.
Wow! It is absolutely AMAZING how ignorant and racist and hateful most white people are.
You are so pathetic. Y’all are so jealous of us for some reason. Every white person I have met is filthy. You all smell like wet dogs but that’s probably cuz you all fuck your pets.
None of you have class. You can say whatever you want but bottom line… all of you are scared of us. So go ahead and keep cyber bullying.
I’m not racist or anything but white people did trick Blacks into being slaves and Mexicans into working our fields. So us not having a brain is easily disproved. Also that’s why the majority of college students are white? just saying…
we did not trick the blacks we bought them. we bought their tribal enemies and their criminals. hense the reason some black people become criminals… their heritage is stupid ass white slavers and african criminals
I disagree with that comment…white people have an advantage from the moment their born..due to their skin color….blacks Latinos are stuck in the ghettos and are starving forced to live in horrible conditions…they hear all the time go to school go to college to be successful they do it and when they are done they are in debt and cannot find the jobs they went to college for..so basically they start off in effed up positions and then you add even more debt who wants to add problems to the problems that they have already….that’s discouraging when they see it all the time…my best friend went to school and college and she wasn’t able to find a good job…and shes black and very intelligent….and yes you have poor whites but they never go through what the blacks an Latinos go through…period
Okay ss yes white, people do have an advantage at birth just because of their skin color. Im Mexican myself, and my parents were immigrants, but over they time they became very successful, they worked hard all their life & saying we don’t work or we lazy Is just BS. How many Mexicans you see on food stamps? Barely none thank you. I’m not racist on white people but I get super offensive when it comes to shit like this, we work are asses off while you crackers are pot heads and junkies all your life..(in most cases) We might not all make it to collage but the few we do, we make a living out of it, also I know a Mexican who only went to 2nd grade, and Is owner of 10 Mexican restaurants, and Has a pretty good life. So stfu:)
as to most peoples responses… quit fighting over the stupid stuff. dont waist your time or energy. these jokes are simply ment to give manic depressives and random ass people a quick laugh and maybe a joke to tell later.. so everyone STFU please. enjoy the jokes and reply with another joke.
What do you call a bald white guy?
What do you call a 100 white guys jumping out of a plane?
What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?
My god all of you people are ignorant. First of all, you black people are coming up with some really shitty jokes and getting way too offended. And the white people on here are just acting uppity and superior.. I’m white and I think the people on here are fucking retarded.. Regardless of color.
According to Stevie if you left a comment on here you`re retarded.(Including Stevie) If you`re racist if you`re really racist, you must be like 35+, racism is dead and if you really hate black people or white people i doubt your kids or your grand kids will feel the same way you do. Oh yea there has been spike in incest. White people over the past 10 years of father fucking daughter…and in black people cousin fucking cousin, point being white people is nastier by default.
At some point in history, every race had its turn to enslave the other race. Take the moors for example, And julius cezer who inslaved his own race. The only reason Americans’s (black people’s) story of a 400 year enslavement was so popular was because not only was it the last thing to happen; they worked longer and more efficiently then the Irish, European, (etc.). Who, of course came to America at a documented date. forgive my furious tone. I love every race, I really do, And by saying the black slaves were favorited doesn’t mean that they themselves were any better. They just worked best at the task, like being athletic, having long lives (despite the poor living conditions) and reproducing (Every race has its specialty). We’re all variations of the same species, A species that needs to consider trying to understand the world around it. (This race issue is also why Americans are losing to japan because japan isn’t fighting itself due to minor details, it’s banning together and killing us!). Because While it’s true you can”t find a life on this planet –or in this universe for that matter– that has any value over any another life, not every variation of human believes it. Is anyone smart enough to know that anything that fits into the category of “living” has equal value? It seems that everywhere I go I’m surrounded by people who just don’t understand. This is mainly because the people who believe in racism are taught from a very young age to believe something they wouldn’t have otherwise believed; something that was taught to THEIR gardiens and so on based to medieval views.Which also explains why all these stereotypes are also just illogical, ( I’m sure if ANY race had a pair of work boots that was able to hide “food stamps” they would be in use, not just there to waste money or look pretty) and frankly most of the jokes are just vulgar and might as well be insults by a simple minded tyro without purpose. Don’t get me wrong there are a lot of jokes meant for races that are funny and not made by someone who harbors as much hate; and by hate I mean ignorance of course, because doesn’t it take real intelligence to stay calm, ignore, and forgive, I mean isn’t that what the strongest people do? Isn’t it healthier to just brush it off, laugh and leave. This is the exact reason I don’t always read comments, left alone respond to them.
BTW: While humans do glow in the dark ( not enough to be observed so please don’t hurt yourself trying to see it) If it’s pitch black where you are, wonder too far away from the light source itself and you’ll never see it again, all humans get lost in the dark regardless of the color, that’s why we’re so afraid of it. (Fear of the unknown).
A bit about myself…*
Not only am I; but most of my closest friends would never hold up to the sterotypes most of you believe, One example ( And I apologize for the somewhat boastful and “snappy” tone of this.) being me, I’m the “Ideal” student, all of my peers love me, my teachers, deans, and the principle, I’ve even gone as far as the school board itself, At the rate I’m going I’ll graduate with 35 credits, now I am only 15 and MOST of my intellectual conversations and debates happen with very wise and clever 40 year olds who have high paying and high government positions. I play several different instruments, composed several different songs on each, and know 3 deferent languages besides English. due to my visual art skills, poetic talent, and ability to capture any mind with a mere introduction to an original novel. I am known as “The prodigy” to all who know of me, and know me personally. Five of my closest friends are similar, four of which are black, I am as well, ( the other is actually of Japanese origin). So again, please tell me about this ” superior race” which doesn’t exist, I dying to hear about this imaginary world you speak so often about.
*= I digress not because I’m narcissistic but because I must…
its funny bc i swear white ppl just comes to site like this to start shit with other ppl… its sad bc i have white friends who is not a racist or stupid n ppl here r making them look bad…. so if u dont have any balls to say all this by black ppl face to face dont say at all bc u r just so mighty behind you computer monitor…..
uh huh/ you know how it is/ fucking white boys love raping kids/ rolling down the streets in creeper vans/ decked out like they’re peter pan
What do you call a working successful nigger living in a prosperous white neighborhood ? An NFL pro football player.
What do you call your family dead
How do you save a nigger?
The funniest joke of all this rhetoric is,it’s nigger this,nigger that,wet back this,wet back that,but in the real world,u white bread,puss bag mutha fukers com crawling like lil bitches to us “wetbacks” in the joint to keep the brothers from making u tie your fuking shirt in a knot on the side and putting u on the ho stroll.them all that white supremacy shit goes out the window.so u lil mis guided sperm bags r sucking disk or taking it in the ass as we speak,yor brothers,fathers,sons,uncles right now r on their knees or bent over the rack getting fuked,there’s yor supremacy..
Wetbacks ain’t shit in jail, been there and fucked your people up
I will own America soon I will kill every single white person I don’t care if it’s a day old white baby I’ll chop that babies head in front of the parents and then put it’s head on a stick. I will bomb hospitals schools houses i will kill every one making the white disappear off the face of the earth watch out white people if you see this (KTA) run because we are coming for you 2050
Shut up crazy nigger
What is it with you? Man, lay off it killing all whites. This is just a joke site, put your hate away and relax. It’s guy’s like you that give African-Americans a bad name. Kill kill kill. And you wonder why there are racist. Come on man, we all need to live together, let’s do it in peace.
Not as funny as black jokes
what’s long and black?
The unemployment line
what’s 3 things you can’t give a nigger ?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job
if crackers don’t like us making jokes about them, why are they in a white people thread?
because they’re stupid pretentious fucks that’s why.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A WHITE GIRL WHO CAN RUN FASTER THAN HER BROTHERS?
all u dudez who be swearing n saying racist shit r out of ya flipped up mindz..jeez its 2014 n if u younger than 30 n r seriously toking bout killing white/black dudes or saying how one race z better dan da ada den jst go check urself in a mental inst.
n dat joke bout whats long n black da answer z a dick(not dat white dudes dnt hv impressive packages)
but you seriously have to stop caring bout how fucked up ur skin colour z.
i live in south africa whr dem whites treated dem blacks badly but if u saw how black people kinda treat whites as if dey r greek godz its jst disgustin..da only reason why whites feel superior to ada races its becoz other races make them feel that way and the only reason non white races feel as if they belong in the gutter z coz dey are too busy tryna be whitish to make something out for demselfz..And if u looked around coloured people(a mixture of black n white) are the most beautiful being around coz dey hv features 4rm both sides…this shud tell u dat 2geda we better than divided where we being shit to one another
if u a white person person try n take out da fridge in ur ass n be nice to ada races u aint better dan da rest
if u non white stop sucking ass n dick..if whites can do it so can u..u dnt hv to take crumbz frm dem like beggars
it dnt really matter weda u black or white,chinese or coloured,indian or mexican coz we all human