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what do you call a bunch of white people sitting on a bench? the NBA
hey im black and gay my boyfriend is white and i fuck him but i like it when he fucks me hard in my cololate ass hole and theres nothing wrong with that 8)
That is pretty fucking hot room for one more we can be BFFF or butt fucking friends forever
i’ll be racist to my own kind (white),black,porto ricans,mexicans ect.. i dont give 2 shits if anyones racist to whites im racist to my self if a black tells a racist joke to me about white people i’ll lmao but if i say a racist black joke to a black they try to kick my ass but with my grade A defense it nevers works but anyway blacks can be racist to what ever they want to be white can be racist to who ever and long leged pissed off porto ricans can be racsit everybody needs to grow up and just live a fun laughable life and just get along
MAN YOU ARE FUCKEN GAY DOG WAT THE HELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO U LIKE GIRLS AT ALL FUCK U GAY FAGGET!!!!!>(
I HOPE U GET PUSSY SOME DAY DOGGY!!!
Fuccin Faggys No Games Played Fucccin Fruit Cups
You are just guy
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DUMB FUCK?
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT SMART CRACKER?
YEAH…NEITHER DID I.
WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE MAKE RACIST BLACK AND MEXICAN JOKES?
BECAUSE THEY FEEL LESS THAN THEM, AND HAVE NO LIFE.
WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE RETARDED?
CAUSE THEY ARE!
please, do me a favor, to anyone that thinks crackers are fucking retarded, look at the stupid ass jokes the fucking niggers are coming up with. Shit i give you credit for being dropouts and whatnot, but your fucking jokes stink, just like you fucking yard apes, go fucking get another welfare check, hang urself and save society the favor of fucking having to plug their noses while they lynch your stupid nigger asses, oh and if your a beaner. take your fucking spanish speaking ass back to mexico, get a proper education, then to fucking kill yourself with a nigger, hang eachother if you have to, niggers and beaners are the fucking most idiotic people on the face of the earth, one cant find their way across the border, and the other one doesnt even know where the fuck it is, your writing bad jokes, thinking your funny, oh whats a dumb person a cracker, oh really, coming from a degenerate who spent 3 years in first grade, what the fuck you think your smart or something, go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit(yes i mean that literly)
TO the guy, who has problems. “the fucking retared ass fagot”. Im a whitie, these are jokes. But for a small, and i mean small brain capacity person like your self, most pepole dont expect you to comprehend the meaning of jokes. In reality Craker if you dont like the current state of the Nation, Get BACK on your Boat and float back to the place you really came from, Because your stupid ass, and people like you arnt even from this Country, Your a transplant like the rest of us , Dipshit.
Internet geek…you probally stay in your moms basement…and I wish I knew where you stayed because I could have you killed…Oh dont think I cant. I have way more money than you so this is really a threat if you tell me where you are I will send someone to kill you.
well you pussy bitch come kill me come to 998 ivey lane drive bitch and see how close you make it into the hood u fucking cracker ass pusaca boy!
lol what city and state I think thats the most important part of an address
dont hate on us beaners or blacks.
haha, just cause we have the bodies that rock the parties, the brains, the style, and shit just everything, we can have curly, straight, or curvy hair.
big bootys, big breast, hah our men have the biggest dicks, its understandable that u hate on us, we have the highest grades on tests performed, ok not on the obesity, u got us on that one, haha. Dont hate cause u were underbaked.
hahaha u havent seen that much white ppl then cuz were sexii n we dnt smell…
yeah yall do…like goat cheese
You dumb niggers are just mad because my ancestors whipped your ass made you slaves, fucked your grandmas while your grandpas watched, and a white man freed you and let you eat in our restuarants cause yall are two dumb two make one run. This is still a white man’s world niggers, that aint no joke!
stfu mand u damed to hell i hope u get fucking killed for saying that u a white pussy!! ur fucking retarded i mean relly what goes throught ur damn mind everyday what that ur better than us blacks well i think we tuffer and were all damn better i mean we da ones who went through hell for u whites i mean im mixed im both but i dont consider myself black all that much cause my fam all white but man thats damn rude and ur fellow whites stuck up for us so i bet u and ur wip-ass dead geandmother sorry but ya i said it ! were the fucking ass wholes that didnt want us to be free well heads up were all related and ur like related to me so ur a fucking creeop and chiled abuser ya so suck on that !!!! ge the hell off line too we dont want to hear ur b*ullshit u baster8ed!
ha ha ha blacks can scream and whites also
i am white with a black wife and mixed kids
i say ones you get black you never go back
and my wife likes whitys
yust ackt normal i tel white jokes and black jokes and we both laugh about it it is a JOKE you know
and than you have some kids here they ask for adresses to kill someone man get a live
the USA is realy fucked up
and the whitys ( i am white myself)who think the usa is theres fuck you give it back to the indians
most of the people that came to the usa is white trash they were banned by there own country and the blacks were brought here by the whites but this is so long ago forget the past and live together we europeans live with the germans also and they killed the most people in the world ( worldwore 1 and 2 )
i live in holland with my blackenees wife and we have fun and nobody comments
are we then the growneups in this small country????????????
You are disgrace. Pathetic.
Let me just start off by saying that a lot of people on here have issues. Why are you worried about this white guy or that black man? Who they are sleeping with or what grade they accomplished in high school. I bet if you stood up, backed away from your computer and looked around you would see something in your home that is more important than the crap everyone is posting on here. Free advise, don’t hate on others because you just poison your own heart. Try taking that energy and living with your family and friends and having a good life.
hey sexy thang ive got a long fat black dick wanna suck on it, wipe the drool from your mouth you stank cracker bitch.
Whoop WHOOP WHOOP POWER TO YA LOL WE ROCKING THE WORLD !! all u whits better shut up lol!!
White people are the apes you guys are the ones with the THING ASS LIPS LOOKING LIKE SOMEIN OFF PLANET OF THE APES FUCK YOU WHITE PEOPLE BOOO!!
jabber; i hope you know that because of white people, you are here. we are all americans, so you shouldn’t talk about the people who started the country you live in. you ignorant fuck.
fuck u u retarded waste of even craker space
Kid whe ur mad he’s being racist. Think about what ur saying. Tool.
u better not live in colorado cuz i willl come and murder you. me and all the niggers and beaners
OK LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING RETARD…NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU REALLY HAVE TO SAY…I MEAN TELLING US BLACK PEOPLE THAT WE NEED “TO HANG OUR SELFS CUZ WE ARE WORTHLESS AND A PIECE OF SHIT”…STFU BITCH ASS HOE…I MEAN YOU JUST DESCRIBED YO DIRTY ASS…OH YEA BITCHES THAT DON’T LIKE US IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GO HEAR SOME FUNNY SHIT ABOUT THESE STUPID ASS WHITE PEOPLE AND THERE WAIST OF SPACE,PREJUDICE,DIRTY,STANKY,DEAD BEATS, LIFES. gO TO MONTEL WILIAMS CUZ HE KEEP IT REAL ON THIS STUPID ASS SHIT!!!WHY DON’T YOU QUACKERS/HONKIES DO SOCIETY(ESPECIALLY BLACK PEOPLE)A FAVOR!!!!I’M SO SICK OF HEARING THESE DIRTY ASS QUACKERS TALK ABOUT THE STUPIDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!GO CLEAN YO DIRTY ASS LICE,TICKS,FLEAS ETC.ASS SOME WERE ELSE!!!WE BLACK PEOPLE,ARE THE MAIN ONES WHO HELPED STARTED THIS FUCKIN U.S.A ANYWAYS…AND STOP TALKIN BOUT THOSE MEXICANS CUZ THEY AINT DO SHIT TO YA EITHER!!!YA HONKIES/QUACKER NEED TO SHUT THAT SHIT UP!!!WE BLACK PEOPLE GOT THEM NICCUHS THAT WILL FUCKIN MURDER YA ASSES IN NO DAMN TIME!!!QUIT PLAYIN WITH US FOR YOU START A FUCKIN WAR!!!
ARE YOU THAT FUCKING IGNORANT THAT YOU DONT REALIZE ITS FUCKING CRACKER NOT QUACKER… THE TERM CRACKER IS USED TO DESCRIBE A WHITE PERSON THAT CRACKS A WHIP WHEN HE IS LASHING A NIGGER. IT DOESNT MEAN REALLY PASTY WHITE OR ANY BULL SHIT LIKE THAT…ITS PRETTY SAD WHEN YOU APES DONT EVEN KNOW THE MEANING BEHIND THE DEROGATORY NAMES YOU SAY…MOST OF THE TIME YOU GUYS SOUND FUCKING IGNORANT BUT THIS BITCH GOES BEYOND THE EXTRA FUCKING MILE… SHES FUCKING UP HERE CALLING US FUCKING QUACKERS! LMFAO YOU ARE FUCKING IGNORANT…YOU’RE THE REASON THE WORD NIGGER DEFINES IGNORANT.
Dumbass ingnoant means unawear stupid incomptene like not knowing the answer nto fucking rude!! U ALL NEED TO LEARN U GRAMER BEFOR TRYING TO TELL US OFFF BITCH!
i fot a couple things to say i agree with the girl on top about how white ppl get tans, get breast implants getting bontox and all these things things they do to alture themselves and their men injoy that thats why they pay for it second its not true about black ppl dont do it because they aint got money shit we got all these money annd we aint spending it cuuz we aint dumb and do more important stuff than buying whore cuz their white girls are getting laid by a black or mexican guy fourth this aint your country either so why dont you go back to were you came from………..and last but i know not least why you guys trying to rap sag ur pants and pretend you guys are in cands and say “wud up bloods” da hell for it wasnt for the black ppl you quys would still be on opra and weird shit like that i know u whites need other couries like africa and basically all of asia (mideast,china, japan) you would just be well nothing so before u say any thing about race thinh of you dumb europe without us
Look u lil piece of shit white boy!! Ur jokes are fucking wack they dnt make sence at all take ur jokes back to mcdonalds and eat chicken nuggets and fries cuz that all u eat white trash! And tell those jokes to ur fucking blonde mom and mexicans and black ppl are way better than white ppl big time cuz wat white ppl do is just think of doin crack! And get fucked by everyone and take ur white trash somewhere else if ur gonna be a lil racist baster!!
first of let me start off with no im not black or white im actually both my mom is white and my dad is black but wooow the ignorance on this page amazes me its funnny cause the white guy at the top says that we should hang our selves for being black ya well thats just like totally disrespectful and your one of the problems in america and FIRST OF ALL you whites werent even the first here the indians were but you ran them out we are passed the slaves and that shit thats done with over the joke about the jetsons and about the great ya shit like that pisses me off because right now the white men are always away on biuisness trips cheatin on their wives sittin on thier asses makin ignorant comments like blacks should hang themselves ya pathetic while there wives are trying to control there children which they cant white kids kick parents asses these days then they go to school and kick teachers asses which prevents the teacher from taeching and the child from learnin and ya maybe a black women spanks her children but at least they know how to behave and wont waste 12 years of school on nothin if men dont start helpin wives make children behave us blacks will take over white children arent gonna get very far with an F average i cant speak for all blacks cause some dont behave and are a disgrace the the black race and also for smart whites i just hate stereotypes it doesnt depend on the race it depends on that individual….why cant the racism stop its crazy if wed just get over it and work as a team then the u.s. would be a better place if we dont step up now and act mature im not a parent still a teen but i see kids at school and i hear ignorant things at schoool because i think about the future and how parants now are setting a bad example for there kids and if they dont teach there children then they will never no and they will pass on and leave the future in our hands and we wont know what to do with it and the world will be a sad sad place so why cant we just stop all the rascial comments and names and look deeper then the skin tone
GET THE FUCK OVER OUR HISTORY.. KEY WORD.. HISTORY!! just because our ancestors thought like that and they were white does NOT mean WE ALL think like that. dumbass man.. wow
thank u pleas talk some sence in his head im yellowbird an im a 13 year old black girl and this he/she needs to read his (HISTORY BOOKS) its making me mad because were i live is nothen but white people here and when i go to school some times i have to fight with people to watch what they say out their mothes it makes me so mad i dont see how they still belive in the word nigger if they dont even know the right term for it because some blacks and agian (SOME BALCKS) are not so rude as other i just want to say why what is wroung with people these days
read my others my name on this website is yellowbird
if it was leagle to sew u i would an all the black people that seen this comment u wrote and yes we are smarter then some people not just white mexican people i does not have to do with race u dube ass we desever to be respceted because if u were smart u would know that we fought for our rights but no yall or or partcaly of the white race did nothen and became followers but the black was leaders so yes some may be smarter but u my friend is the dumb one and this is from a 13 year old girls so get your facts strait nowwwwwww !!!!!!!!!
and u spelled fagget wrong whos the dumd one i got u and im black
@Yellowbird: “and u spelled fagget wrong whos the dumd one i got u and im black”
EDIT: “You also spelled ‘faggot’ wrong. Who’s the dumb one? I got you, and I’m black.”
It’s called a dicionary. And your punctuation could use a lot of work as well.
Yes. I’m white. UMAD?
he dumbass u dont call a black person a nigger if u dont know them its instulting and fucking rude!!! u dont like it if a call u a fagget crackr or a damb wigger no so shut the hell up with that shit
!! its anoying to try to find a good joke and see all thes gay comments!!! PEOPLE GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!! – thanks mangment
dude, your so narrow minded, i feel sorry for you. Its cool to have your own opinion and your entitled to it, but the degree of hatred you have thats so strong you want “niggers and beaners” to die, is sad. I understand you feel the need to judge people, but if your gonna do it, do so on an individual basis and not on such a big scale that your stereotyping every ethnicity you think you know. Racism is not cool. I don’t even think the person who created that term was smart. “Racism”??? wtf?! Were all the human “race”. And i can see some smart ass saying otherwise but let them say so if it makes them feel better i guess, ’cause these are just words that go back and forth. bet they wouldn’t say ish to my face no matter how much they claim they would. Losers.
My good man, I am white and must say that you aren’t doing it right lol XS… you know? The whole racism thing… We aren’t supposed to let them know we’re still racist.. it’s just bad for everyone’s health. Everyone is entitled to their own racist jokes. I mean hey! if it wasn’t for this site we wouldn’t know what minorities said about us behind our backs…Now you’ve just gone and blabbered our inner thoughts on a site that you chose to be on. Buddy we need to go over these things at the next “D.U.M.B.A.S.S.” meeting (dumb under-educated males by arian super standards.
Ps. it would be best not to comment on smells, directions,education, and/or property lines/possession…. seeing that we smell like wet dogs, Christopher Columbus had to use a black navigator to find the Americas because he himself couldn’t find a his hand if it was glued to his face, we have people that make us look just as dumb like rednecks, hicks, country bumpkins, hill billies, and who can forget about our favorite cousins “white trash” smh, and we believe we have the right to step on any land and claim it and feel shocked and offended when the original people try to take it back… Among other things.. now im not saying you’re wrong… I’m just saying be a little less rambunctious about what you say.
fuck you, poor white trash, go and fuck your sister after your father is done. its a fact 90 percent of white men commit a rape at least once in there life. you fuckin animals why dont you go back to the mountains of europe or where ever the fuck you come from. at least we know where we are from. and white man is the real fuckin ape, like you teach in your history books you evolved from apes you fuckin dumb ass. fuckin earl lacy, jeffrey dalmer, hannibal lector, white men fuckin eat people, whats worse than that you fuckin serial killer, thats why i send my kids to all black college because you never know when a cracker will come to school and shoot everybody. need i mention columbine h.s. and all the others.
haha lol y dont you go die you fukin white trash black people are better and the reason y black people arent crackers unlike you is becaue black dont crack bitch the majority of the world is asians and indians and chineese and black people dumb bitch. asia has 4.5 billion and afica has 1.1 billion in total thats over 5 billion and the population of the world is 7 and then theres the spanish and mexicans and the black people in america so that leaves white people with just over 1 billion. we could wipe all u white crackers of the face of the earth what your mouth your not the majority race race and your not the most important haha all the countries and people that white people have have been racist to basically every country so were the majority not you u can go hide up fukin Donald tramps ass but your gonna die so chill.
black dick- as hard and DARK as cucumber
white dick-as soft and WHITE as marshmallows!
Comment on Racist White Jokes (March 10th, 2010 at 16:48)
black dick- as hard and DARK as cucumber
HAHAHAHA! IT’S CALLED GANGRENE!!!! BECAUSE YOU NIGGERS ARE TO STUPID TO WRAP IT THEREFOR WE TAX PAYERS HAVE TO PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS AND FEED YOU AND YOUR 15 KIDS BECAUSE DADDY WAS OUT TO LATE SMOKING CRACK! PLEASE NIGGA! Oh and the cucumber.. Psssst.. Call it a Gherkin.. HA!
That sucked…Why is it that white men rape there kids??
lol”tax dollars” its funny how some whites act like they know about taxes.
Thats why my ancestors fucked the hell outta your grandmas and made your ignorant, blue gum, tar baby, spook, nappy headed nigger granddaddy watch bitch.
Im sorry but arent most intelligent people anything but black and Hispanic? Like eastern Asians, Europeans, Canadians, Americans, Australians, and Indians. There are reasons Meso/South America, and Africa have gone to shit.
were are americans from dumb ass haha its white ppl like u that make america on the dummy list compared to other countries YOUR PROBEBLY BLONDE
hahaha i like the 3rd one xD
EVERYBODY knows white people study harder and get better grades, so knowing that alosne makes these jokes terrible.. FAIL.
CAPS LOCK: Not always necessary.
WHAT COLOR DOES A CRACKER GET WHEN THEY TAKE A BIG SHIT? CLEAR
“in a nigger’s NUTSACK, white people SUCK BIG BLACK DICK”! heheheheheee..
Even though I am white I think these jokes are hilarious. I like to say these types of jokes because if people never learn to laugh at themselves they can never get over their faults and failures. For the people who are commenting over which race is better; WE ARE ALL HUMANS SO IT DOESN’T MATTER SO GET OVER YOU RACISM AND HATRED FOR THE OTHER RACES SO WE CAN FOCUS ON MORE IMPORTANT THINGS!!!!!!!!!! Like the super bowl. Everyone knows football is a good sport because black people make the best recievers and linemen. White guys are the quarterbacks because we are not fast. So can we all get along you white, redneck, inbred, backwood hicks?
I’m white, and I expected more offensive jokes than this. This is disappointing. ;[
what do u call a bench of white people stuck in a elevator a boxs of cracker lol
U aint even old enuff devin . Stay in a child’ s place lil bitch
Look I’m racist to white folk cuz of wat they stupidasses hav done to blacks and browns. But these are just jokes we didn’t have to get a race war with it and either way the colored would win anyway
fuk u b-otchis
Ignorant ass white people … ATTENTION ! YOU WHITE FUCKERS !!
1.Yall typing paragraphs that you know us blacks ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING READ -_-
2.Slavery been pasted … grow tha fuck up
3.Half of you whites who try to call us dumb ARENT EVEN SPELLING SHIT RIGHT !
4.Monkeys? And how does a monkey look without its skin?? Pink ! Pale ! WHITE!!
5.Why would you search for white jokes if you know your going to be offnded?
6.THE TITLE DOESNT FUCKING SAY! “Nonoffense happy white jokes”
SO FUCK OFF YOU CRACKER WHORES
People are so stuck up!
Take a fucking joke people!
Hitler did kill himself when he saw his gas bill!
Can you blame him though?
I Bet it was worth it! Lol
I’m white I can laugh at these, On might say. Honkey please? But in all fairness it’s the Internet. What’d you expect.
My skin appears white yet I’m not sure what I am in this melting pot we call the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I know that many terrible things have happened to many people of many colors. I am aware of African American slavery because of history books in school, among other Nationalities that were also used as slaves. I know it took many years to get where we are all at today. I don’t believe history should be forgotten because it’s how we have gotten this far. I do believe that we can’t hold people responsible for the past any longer. Jokes are meant to be funny. Stereotyping is funny. Never be ashamed of what you are, or where you come from. (and I don’t care what color you are, you can hear you’re own grand momma saying it) Vulgar language, abuse, and name calling is not funny. People need to love and stick together. This world is crazy. Let your haters be your motivators. They will eventually join your team because thats what everyone else is doing, or walk the plank. When you’re positive more things go your way. Believe that!!
My friend is a print model, ltiana and gorgeous! No offense to these lovely ladies, but everyone in the world knows that Latinas are hot and where are they at these shows. Some are light skinned yes, but we need more healthy tanned women. The pale unhealthy look makes me ill to look at over and over again!
I always think of rsaicm as a decision we make about another person’s value based on race before we get to know them as a human. It can also be general, directed toward one group by another group, but I think about it in a more personal way. I am convinced that either way it is based on fear that comes out of ignorance, leading to education as the eventual cure.
Whit people can suck my dick no matter what size you might say it is haha White people are some lame ass beasts (x Theyve hated on everybody but forgot to hate on themselves cause they have so much to say so they save it for the end “saving the worst for last” lmao But one day all other ethnicity will go against the dirtiest animal alive , White People. Haa they so backstabbin that theyll start killing eachother for survival. People without color xD jelous of people who have a beautiful color (: mad cause they just plain old white xD Im mexican but let me say one thing , while you white male animals go to work , the landscapers you hire arent only doin your garden they do much more than that (;
The joke is really on us all…Obama and his ilk have an agenda!!! I repeat OBAMA HAS AN AGENDA!!! All those who are capable should search out this agenda, study it, think hard about it and ask themselves what it means?…What will it do?? This agenda is not hidden from us…The downfall and destruction it will bring will NOT miss any races or ethnic groups…Even Obama does not deceive us…He cannot!!! We must first deceive outselves!!! WE HAVE DONE SO!!!
You masturbate and that’s why you’re angry. You are a latent homosexual. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latent_homosexuality
Can someone let out the dog…….. Lmao