Ku Klux Klan Joke 1
I’ve just finished reading a rather fascinating book, “A Short History Of Ku Klux Klan Atrocities” by Lynne Chakhoon and Bernard Arkhee.

Ku Klux Klan Joke 2
if there was ever a war between niggers and whites would it be called kkk vs kfc?

Ku Klux Klan Joke 3
If you Google ‘Prussian Blue’ you will find many links for the teen-pop duo of same name;
a pair of blonde-haired, blue-eyed seventeen year old twin girls who sing songs about white supremacy…
Carlsberg don’t do perfect girlfriends…

Ku Klux Klan Joke 4
In an attempt to end the riots, Metropolitan Police officers have been issued with new uniform and equipment.
A white sheet, a flaming torch and a noose.

Ku Klux Klan Joke 5
I’ve upset the kids, they got all excited about going trick or treating.
I told them to, “Fuck off, this isn’t a ghost costume I’m wearing, I’m waiting for question time to come on.”

Ku Klux Klan Joke 6
It’s the Ku Klux Klan coffee morning tomorrow and I have been asked to bake the cakes.
So I have decided to bake some brownies

Ku Klux Klan Joke 7
Kanye West.
Living proof the Klan are getting lazy.

Ku Klux Klan Jokes

Ku Klux Klan Joke 8
A nigger’s nightmare.

Ku Klux Klan Joke 9
My black friend called round today and was outraged when he spotted my BNP membership card.
I acted like Nick Griffin, explaining my national beliefs eloquently and without racial prejudice and he was satisfied.
Thank fuck he never saw my Ku Klux Klan white robes on the washing line.

Ku Klux Klan Joke 10
My children were quite surprised by the box of chocolate fingers I brought in one night.
Mind you, I am in the Ku Klux Klan.

Ku Klux Klan Joke 11
My friends asked me to join the Ku Klux Klan.
Why would I link 3 atoms of Potassium when there’s niggers to be burned?

Ku Klux Klan Joke 12
My mate’s in training for a 10k. His regime involves running many miles every day.
I’m in training for the 3K. My regime involves dressing up in a white sheet and hanging a black man from a tree.

Ku Klux Klan Joke 13
NEWSFLASH – An Old English Sheep dog has been found hanging from a tree in the Southern states of the USA.
The police say the Dulux Klan did it.

Ku Klux Klan Joke 14
Soon be that time of year again. We build a big bonfire and burn a guy.
Those Klan boys sure know how to organise an AGM.